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        Me irl: Call
 FaceTime
 Add Contact
 Text Message
 I'm David. Your contact
 last month has "W O N'!
 Go to
 http://winyourxmas.com?
 FAJJHAKKFG and try -
 6426
 Wut?
 I don't know who this is?
 David? From like 2nd
 grade?!
 Dude I haven't talked to
 you in forever! Holy shit
 man!
 How have you been?!
 heard you got married to
 Karen. Dude, that's
 awesome.
 I'll admit it was a little
 weird for me when you
 two started dating given
 our history, but I'm so
 stoked for you.
 I mean, she was like my
 girlfriend for 9 years and
 we were engaged.
 Then you knowI lost my
 job because of my
 drinking problem..
 And then lost our house
 because of my cocaine
 problem...
 And then there's the fact I
 started beating her
 senseless because I was
 lashing out and she was
 the always the closet thing
 around that made me feel
 better when I hit it...
 lol does she still walk with
 that limp after I pushed her
 down the stairs?
 God, memories man, ya
 know?
 Actually don't tell her I
 said that. She probably
 won't think it's funny. She
 doesn't really talk to me
 anymore. How did her
 reconstructive jaw surgery
 go?
 At least is made her fat
 ass skinny because she
 had to eat through a straw
 right?! lolll you owe me a
 beer for that one dude.
 I still have a lot of her stuff
 actually.
 She got that restraining
 order against me so I
 didn't know what to do
 with it so it's just in a box
 sitting in the middle of my
 barren living room.
 Sometimes when I pick up
 a bottle and skip out on
 my AA meetings I just sit
 here and stare at it.
 It's actually making me
 kinda sad right now. No
 one could burn a TV
 dinner or take a hit like her
 you know?
 Damn, I shouldn't have
 looked inside this box. All
 this stuff and memories.
 I want her back David.
 Dude, stop.
 Then don't text me this
 stupid contest shit
 asshole.
 OText Message
 Send
 QWERTYUIO P
 ASD F GH JKL
 ZX CVBNM
 123
 return
 space
Me irl
        

            
            

                
                
                    Me irl: Call
 FaceTime
 Add Contact
 Text Message
 I'm David. Your contact
 last month has "W O N'!
 Go to
 http://winyourxmas.com?
 FAJJHAKKFG and try -
 6426
 Wut?
 I don't know who this is?
 David? From like 2nd
 grade?!
 Dude I haven't talked to
 you in forever! Holy shit
 man!
 How have you been?!
 heard you got married to
 Karen. Dude, that's
 awesome.
 I'll admit it was a little
 weird for me when you
 two started dating given
 our history, but I'm so
 stoked for you.
 I mean, she was like my
 girlfriend for 9 years and
 we were engaged.
 Then you knowI lost my
 job because of my
 drinking problem..
 And then lost our house
 because of my cocaine
 problem...
 And then there's the fact I
 started beating her
 senseless because I was
 lashing out and she was
 the always the closet thing
 around that made me feel
 better when I hit it...
 lol does she still walk with
 that limp after I pushed her
 down the stairs?
 God, memories man, ya
 know?
 Actually don't tell her I
 said that. She probably
 won't think it's funny. She
 doesn't really talk to me
 anymore. How did her
 reconstructive jaw surgery
 go?
 At least is made her fat
 ass skinny because she
 had to eat through a straw
 right?! lolll you owe me a
 beer for that one dude.
 I still have a lot of her stuff
 actually.
 She got that restraining
 order against me so I
 didn't know what to do
 with it so it's just in a box
 sitting in the middle of my
 barren living room.
 Sometimes when I pick up
 a bottle and skip out on
 my AA meetings I just sit
 here and stare at it.
 It's actually making me
 kinda sad right now. No
 one could burn a TV
 dinner or take a hit like her
 you know?
 Damn, I shouldn't have
 looked inside this box. All
 this stuff and memories.
 I want her back David.
 Dude, stop.
 Then don't text me this
 stupid contest shit
 asshole.
 OText Message
 Send
 QWERTYUIO P
 ASD F GH JKL
 ZX CVBNM
 123
 return
 space
Me irl
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        doesturquoisework:

dinosaurjawn:
tariqah:


tariqah:
Breaking News: Husbands dying on wives makes them happier

This is so fucking funny to read shshshhss 


Probably because so many women alive at 85 now stayed married because they felt they had to. All generations of women have put up with and continue to put up with Some Shit, but that era of women? Man, they have some stories. 

My Nana was married for over 50 years to an angry, violent, abusive man. As they got older he became a withdrawn curmudgeon with a drinking problem. He told my father on his deathbed,Β β€œI have no regrets.”My Nana has always been a pretty active, engaged person, working part-time and involved with her church and various charities. But after he died she really came alive. He never wanted to travel, but after his death she started taking a bunch of trips with her friends. She stayed active until this year, when she fell and hurt herself and had to be placed in a nursing home. Even in the nursing home she seems happy, engaged in activities there and making friends with other residents.I think the thing that says the most is something that my mom picked up on.Β β€œBefore he died she always spoke so softly. On the phone you could barely hear her. Now that he’s gone she speaks up.”: Women are happier after
 they reach 85 and their
 partners have died, finds
 survey
 Olivia Petter | Thursday 14 December 2017 11:23
doesturquoisework:

dinosaurjawn:
tariqah:


tariqah:
Breaking News: Husbands dying on wives makes them happier

This is so fucking funny to read shshshhss 


Probably because so many women alive at 85 now stayed married because they felt they had to. All generations of women have put up with and continue to put up with Some Shit, but that era of women? Man, they have some stories. 

My Nana was married for over 50 years to an angry, violent, abusive man. As they got older he became a withdrawn curmudgeon with a drinking problem. He told my father on his deathbed,Β β€œI have no regrets.”My Nana has always been a pretty active, engaged person, working part-time and involved with her church and various charities. But after he died she really came alive. He never wanted to travel, but after his death she started taking a bunch of trips with her friends. She stayed active until this year, when she fell and hurt herself and had to be placed in a nursing home. Even in the nursing home she seems happy, engaged in activities there and making friends with other residents.I think the thing that says the most is something that my mom picked up on.Β β€œBefore he died she always spoke so softly. On the phone you could barely hear her. Now that he’s gone she speaks up.”
        

            
            

                
                
                    doesturquoisework:

dinosaurjawn:
tariqah:


tariqah:
Breaking News: Husbands dying on wives makes them happier

This is so fucking funny to read shshshhss 


Probably because so many women alive at 85 now stayed married because they felt they had to. All generations of women have put up with and continue to put up with Some Shit, but that era of women? Man, they have some stories. 

My Nana was married for over 50 years to an angry, violent, abusive man. As they got older he became a withdrawn curmudgeon with a drinking problem. He told my father on his deathbed,Β β€œI have no regrets.”My Nana has always been a pretty active, engaged person, working part-time and involved with her church and various charities. But after he died she really came alive. He never wanted to travel, but after his death she started taking a bunch of trips with her friends. She stayed active until this year, when she fell and hurt herself and had to be placed in a nursing home. Even in the nursing home she seems happy, engaged in activities there and making friends with other residents.I think the thing that says the most is something that my mom picked up on.Β β€œBefore he died she always spoke so softly. On the phone you could barely hear her. Now that he’s gone she speaks up.”: Women are happier after
 they reach 85 and their
 partners have died, finds
 survey
 Olivia Petter | Thursday 14 December 2017 11:23
doesturquoisework:

dinosaurjawn:
tariqah:


tariqah:
Breaking News: Husbands dying on wives makes them happier

This is so fucking funny to read shshshhss 


Probably because so many women alive at 85 now stayed married because they felt they had to. All generations of women have put up with and continue to put up with Some Shit, but that era of women? Man, they have some stories. 

My Nana was married for over 50 years to an angry, violent, abusive man. As they got older he became a withdrawn curmudgeon with a drinking problem. He told my father on his deathbed,Β β€œI have no regrets.”My Nana has always been a pretty active, engaged person, working part-time and involved with her church and various charities. But after he died she really came alive. He never wanted to travel, but after his death she started taking a bunch of trips with her friends. She stayed active until this year, when she fell and hurt herself and had to be placed in a nursing home. Even in the nursing home she seems happy, engaged in activities there and making friends with other residents.I think the thing that says the most is something that my mom picked up on.Β β€œBefore he died she always spoke so softly. On the phone you could barely hear her. Now that he’s gone she speaks up.”
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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