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Me irl: Call FaceTime Add Contact Text Message I'm David. Your contact last month has "W O N'! Go to http://winyourxmas.com? FAJJHAKKFG and try - 6426 Wut? I don't know who this is? David? From like 2nd grade?! Dude I haven't talked to you in forever! Holy shit man! How have you been?! heard you got married to Karen. Dude, that's awesome. I'll admit it was a little weird for me when you two started dating given our history, but I'm so stoked for you. I mean, she was like my girlfriend for 9 years and we were engaged. Then you knowI lost my job because of my drinking problem.. And then lost our house because of my cocaine problem... And then there's the fact I started beating her senseless because I was lashing out and she was the always the closet thing around that made me feel better when I hit it... lol does she still walk with that limp after I pushed her down the stairs? God, memories man, ya know? Actually don't tell her I said that. She probably won't think it's funny. She doesn't really talk to me anymore. How did her reconstructive jaw surgery go? At least is made her fat ass skinny because she had to eat through a straw right?! lolll you owe me a beer for that one dude. I still have a lot of her stuff actually. She got that restraining order against me so I didn't know what to do with it so it's just in a box sitting in the middle of my barren living room. Sometimes when I pick up a bottle and skip out on my AA meetings I just sit here and stare at it. It's actually making me kinda sad right now. No one could burn a TV dinner or take a hit like her you know? Damn, I shouldn't have looked inside this box. All this stuff and memories. I want her back David. Dude, stop. Then don't text me this stupid contest shit asshole. OText Message Send QWERTYUIO P ASD F GH JKL ZX CVBNM 123 return space Me irl
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doesturquoisework: dinosaurjawn: tariqah: tariqah: Breaking News: Husbands dying on wives makes them happier This is so fucking funny to read shshshhss Probably because so many women alive at 85 now stayed married because they felt they had to. All generations of women have put up with and continue to put up with Some Shit, but that era of women? Man, they have some stories. My Nana was married for over 50 years to an angry, violent, abusive man. As they got older he became a withdrawn curmudgeon with a drinking problem. He told my father on his deathbed, “I have no regrets.”My Nana has always been a pretty active, engaged person, working part-time and involved with her church and various charities. But after he died she really came alive. He never wanted to travel, but after his death she started taking a bunch of trips with her friends. She stayed active until this year, when she fell and hurt herself and had to be placed in a nursing home. Even in the nursing home she seems happy, engaged in activities there and making friends with other residents.I think the thing that says the most is something that my mom picked up on. “Before he died she always spoke so softly. On the phone you could barely hear her. Now that he’s gone she speaks up.”: Women are happier after they reach 85 and their partners have died, finds survey Olivia Petter | Thursday 14 December 2017 11:23 doesturquoisework: dinosaurjawn: tariqah: tariqah: Breaking News: Husbands dying on wives makes them happier This is so fucking funny to read shshshhss Probably because so many women alive at 85 now stayed married because they felt they had to. All generations of women have put up with and continue to put up with Some Shit, but that era of women? Man, they have some stories. My Nana was married for over 50 years to an angry, violent, abusive man. As they got older he became a withdrawn curmudgeon with a drinking problem. He told my father on his deathbed, “I have no regrets.”My Nana has always been a pretty active, engaged person, working part-time and involved with her church and various charities. But after he died she really came alive. He never wanted to travel, but after his death she started taking a bunch of trips with her friends. She stayed active until this year, when she fell and hurt herself and had to be placed in a nursing home. Even in the nursing home she seems happy, engaged in activities there and making friends with other residents.I think the thing that says the most is something that my mom picked up on. “Before he died she always spoke so softly. On the phone you could barely hear her. Now that he’s gone she speaks up.”
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