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Ass, Basketball, and Clothes: DEATHWISH @lorddthisdick I don't trust no nigga that wear basketball shorts under their pants 1/28/18, 1:56 AM View Tweet activity 108 Retweets 273 Likes busy boy @bashfuLbert 1/28/18 Replying to @lorddthisdick its convenient, and u can get crossed @ Not sure if people remember this one but: - *driving home after a long day* "Momma, can we get McDonalds?" "Do you got Mc-" "DONT EVEN SAY NOTHING TO ME BOYYYYYY." "We got plenty to eat a home anyway." "I've been eating that meatloaf hologram for 3 days straight and I've lost 7 pounds. Please." "I'll think about it." *raises false hope* *approaches McDonalds* *anxiety peaks* *drives past it* *stares at it as it gets smaller and smaller* *tears silently roll down face* "You better not be crying back there." *thinks about running away* "I told yo ass we got food at home." *arrives at home* "I'm going to bed, don't bother me." *mom goes to bed* *walks back into kitchen* *opens refrigerator* *eggs, ketchup, bologna, a bottle of water* *throws a silent tantrum* "Fuck this and fuck you." *goes back to room and grabs bookbag* *stuffs clothes into it* *marches back to kitchen* *opens refrige- "Holup, THERE AINT NO FUCKING FOOD TO EVEN TAKE!" *swings backpack into the window* *glass shatters* *tries to jump out, cuts leg open on glass* *falls face-first on the concrete* *goes unconscious*
Ass, Basketball, and Clothes: DEATHWISH
 @lorddthisdick
 I don't trust no nigga that wear
 basketball shorts under their pants
 1/28/18, 1:56 AM
 View Tweet activity
 108 Retweets 273 Likes
 busy boy @bashfuLbert 1/28/18
 Replying to @lorddthisdick
 its convenient, and u can get crossed @
Not sure if people remember this one but: - *driving home after a long day* "Momma, can we get McDonalds?" "Do you got Mc-" "DONT EVEN SAY NOTHING TO ME BOYYYYYY." "We got plenty to eat a home anyway." "I've been eating that meatloaf hologram for 3 days straight and I've lost 7 pounds. Please." "I'll think about it." *raises false hope* *approaches McDonalds* *anxiety peaks* *drives past it* *stares at it as it gets smaller and smaller* *tears silently roll down face* "You better not be crying back there." *thinks about running away* "I told yo ass we got food at home." *arrives at home* "I'm going to bed, don't bother me." *mom goes to bed* *walks back into kitchen* *opens refrigerator* *eggs, ketchup, bologna, a bottle of water* *throws a silent tantrum* "Fuck this and fuck you." *goes back to room and grabs bookbag* *stuffs clothes into it* *marches back to kitchen* *opens refrige- "Holup, THERE AINT NO FUCKING FOOD TO EVEN TAKE!" *swings backpack into the window* *glass shatters* *tries to jump out, cuts leg open on glass* *falls face-first on the concrete* *goes unconscious*

Not sure if people remember this one but: - *driving home after a long day* "Momma, can we get McDonalds?" "Do you got Mc-" "DONT EVEN SAY N...

Bless Up, Cars, and Driving: Was trying to sneak a photo when this pretty girl suddenly turned around and flashed me this big smile @DrSmashlove Reddit u/erisedwild So yesterday bruv I was driving and my windshield wiper fluid ran out. Bro I done told yโ€™all before, I donโ€™t know about cars. Iโ€™m good at a few very specific things. Being handy ainโ€™t one of them. So after some momentary panic, I hit the market and buy some wiper fluid. Then I consulted my rock. My confidante. My soulmate: Google ๐Ÿ˜. First I had to know whereโ€™s the button in my car to pop the hood. Googled ๐Ÿค—. Then I had to figure out where is that stick that props up the hood! Googled ๐Ÿ˜. Finally, โ€œwhere do I put wiper fluidโ€. Googled that but this time the google assistant wanna pop up like โ€œLook for the large plastic cap in the lower left hand corner. Also, our algorithm indicates that You Might Like: โ€˜how to freshen your Nani naturally with Organic Lavender ๐ŸŒทโ€™, โ€˜Kylieโ€™s New Perfectly Pregnant Eye Shadow - Reviews and On-Skin Test!โ€™ and โ€˜Cosmopolitan: 17 Ways to Blow his Mind in Bed!โ€™โ€ And by then Iโ€™m like โ€œU KNOW WHAT GOOGLE ENUF OF U TODAY GOODBYE ASF ๐Ÿ˜‚โ€. And that got me thinking ๐Ÿค”. What happened before Google? In the 1980s, what if I pulled over and didnโ€™t know how to fill my wiper fluid? Simple. Iโ€™d pull over. Iโ€™d fiddle with my hood for 45 minutes while my girl stay in the car, worried for her life. Then a nice redneck man would pull over in a pickup... [to continue the story yโ€™all gotta chune in to Part 2, bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚]
Bless Up, Cars, and Driving: Was trying to sneak a photo when this
 pretty girl suddenly turned around and
 flashed me this big smile
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/erisedwild
So yesterday bruv I was driving and my windshield wiper fluid ran out. Bro I done told yโ€™all before, I donโ€™t know about cars. Iโ€™m good at a few very specific things. Being handy ainโ€™t one of them. So after some momentary panic, I hit the market and buy some wiper fluid. Then I consulted my rock. My confidante. My soulmate: Google ๐Ÿ˜. First I had to know whereโ€™s the button in my car to pop the hood. Googled ๐Ÿค—. Then I had to figure out where is that stick that props up the hood! Googled ๐Ÿ˜. Finally, โ€œwhere do I put wiper fluidโ€. Googled that but this time the google assistant wanna pop up like โ€œLook for the large plastic cap in the lower left hand corner. Also, our algorithm indicates that You Might Like: โ€˜how to freshen your Nani naturally with Organic Lavender ๐ŸŒทโ€™, โ€˜Kylieโ€™s New Perfectly Pregnant Eye Shadow - Reviews and On-Skin Test!โ€™ and โ€˜Cosmopolitan: 17 Ways to Blow his Mind in Bed!โ€™โ€ And by then Iโ€™m like โ€œU KNOW WHAT GOOGLE ENUF OF U TODAY GOODBYE ASF ๐Ÿ˜‚โ€. And that got me thinking ๐Ÿค”. What happened before Google? In the 1980s, what if I pulled over and didnโ€™t know how to fill my wiper fluid? Simple. Iโ€™d pull over. Iโ€™d fiddle with my hood for 45 minutes while my girl stay in the car, worried for her life. Then a nice redneck man would pull over in a pickup... [to continue the story yโ€™all gotta chune in to Part 2, bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚]

So yesterday bruv I was driving and my windshield wiper fluid ran out. Bro I done told yโ€™all before, I donโ€™t know about cars. Iโ€™m good at a ...