🔥 Popular | Latest

Ladies lemme give y'all some life advice. If u out on a date with a man. And he parking his car. And he carefully back his car into the spot using his side mirrors? That's husband material. He parking like a grown ass man. He watched his daddy park like that, and now he parking like his daddy. This man will likely grow to be a grumpy yet reliable long term husband who wear high waisted khakis and extremely white Nikes and he get up early for the kids' soccer tournaments and to shovel snow, u feel me? On the other hand beware of a man who drive directly into a spot carefully as hell because he a sucky driver <- me 😊. This type of man was raised in an urban environment where he didn't have to drive and-or he watched his mama park and she couldn't park for shit and now he drive like a woman but like a woman who's a terrible driver <- also me 🐸. Men who park like this can be unreliable and will likely never wear the high waisted khakis with extremely white Nikes however we are fun and free-spirited, lay good pipe, and are flawed yet sincere 🤗. I'm not telling u which to choose - low key I wish I could park like a dad 😔 - I just can't 😂. Now good luck out there! May u all find a mythical unicorn who could do both ... I'm just saying I haven't seen it yet 😬. Bless up! 😍😂😂😂: Perfectly floofed DrSmash love Ladies lemme give y'all some life advice. If u out on a date with a man. And he parking his car. And he carefully back his car into the spot using his side mirrors? That's husband material. He parking like a grown ass man. He watched his daddy park like that, and now he parking like his daddy. This man will likely grow to be a grumpy yet reliable long term husband who wear high waisted khakis and extremely white Nikes and he get up early for the kids' soccer tournaments and to shovel snow, u feel me? On the other hand beware of a man who drive directly into a spot carefully as hell because he a sucky driver <- me 😊. This type of man was raised in an urban environment where he didn't have to drive and-or he watched his mama park and she couldn't park for shit and now he drive like a woman but like a woman who's a terrible driver <- also me 🐸. Men who park like this can be unreliable and will likely never wear the high waisted khakis with extremely white Nikes however we are fun and free-spirited, lay good pipe, and are flawed yet sincere 🤗. I'm not telling u which to choose - low key I wish I could park like a dad 😔 - I just can't 😂. Now good luck out there! May u all find a mythical unicorn who could do both ... I'm just saying I haven't seen it yet 😬. Bless up! 😍😂😂😂
Save