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An Obscure Shield Hero Meme: The Chad Thorburn Heir The virgin shield hero Rocking an original drug addict look Ambiguously living bird and branches tatoos Generic design to let you know you have to Edgy bandit outfit give cool aesthetic self-insert as him Obtains dozens of skills and shields off-screen, making them all feel cheap Lived a privileged life All abilities and equipment Ran away, became homeless, and got are obtained on-screen Wins most of his battles through hard work, only has a few an apartment thanks to his own effort thanks to being stronger, or spontaneous outside intervension. Surrounds himself with lolis that depend on him to feed own Wins his battles by ego outsmarting the enemy Surround himself His hero peers are with trusted friends remarkably dumber and weaker than him who can give feedback and help in battle so that he can look Other practitioners are always more powerful and really cunning better by comparison Hits his harem when he uses the curse shield and gets angry Would never harm a friend, no matter how mad magic made him The virgin "monster" waifu The chad actual monster waifu Couldn't kill a psycho So revealing you who tortured her and Covers herself Degloved a woman's torso for being an alcoholic can see her insides in overly designed her village because her clothes owner told her not to Was never at MC's will and had no obligation to be with him, fell in love and remained to the end anyways Stockholm syndrome Big boobs which are useless for Small boobs are combat hydrodynamic Will probably never Is a "monster girl", bone Naofumi only non-human features are ears and a tail Lots of monstrous Her scales rips skin off, still higher chances to bone Blake features designed for killing Is harmed trying to Is harmed protecting calm down her love her love interest interest The Chad bird boy The virgin bird loli Wastes the party's Her only role is being Good amount of space Has ascended past money on tons of food for herself cute for her master and the need of food between comedic moments doesn't interrupt the story and helps to lighten-up the mood to never question him Unadressed pedophilic implications Adressed and rebutted Comedic relief is Provides his opinions and criticism of Blake's actions, which he can't just ignore pedophilic implications repetitive and unnecesary Constantly cockblocks Raphtalia Dumb as a sack of bricks Smart enough to win at poker against adults, despite being a 10-year old The MC chose him because he is capable and unique Is capable and unique because the MC chose her The Chad actual queen The virgin not-yet queen Obtained all her Checkered scarf gives a strong sense of identity powers and Dresses with bright colors in an attempt knowledge with Is the heir to the throne, hard work to be distinguishable, still looks super generic her mother still treats her like an errand girl Has lots of minions Has an important role in the magical dynamics of her city Her power, wealth that she herself defeated Her role is to support Naofumi and his party and status have been and captured. Among obtained through nepotism them is the malicious Buttsack Doesn't have any minions to order Is the crown princess because the only other option was terrible Is a Goblin Queen through specialization on her field around in battle, despite being the crown princess An Obscure Shield Hero Meme
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The virgin shield party Vs The Chad Thorburn gang (Shield Hero spoilers, if you care): The Chad Thorburn Heir The virgin shield hero Rocking an original drug addict look Ambiguously living bird and branches tatoos Generic design to let you know you have to Edgy bandit outfit give cool aesthetic self-insert as him Obtains dozens of skills and shields off-screen, making them all feel cheap Lived a privileged life All abilities and equipment Ran away, became homeless, and got are obtained on-screen Wins most of his battles through hard work, only has a few an apartment thanks to his own effort thanks to being stronger, or spontaneous outside intervension. Surrounds himself with lolis that depend on him to feed own Wins his battles by ego outsmarting the enemy Surround himself His hero peers are with trusted friends remarkably dumber and weaker than him who can give feedback and help in battle so that he can look Other practitioners are always more powerful and really cunning better by comparison Hits his harem when he uses the curse shield and gets angry Would never harm a friend, no matter how mad magic made him The virgin "monster" waifu The chad actual monster waifu Couldn't kill a psycho So revealing you who tortured her and Covers herself Degloved a woman's torso for being an alcoholic can see her insides in overly designed her village because her clothes owner told her not to Was never at MC's will and had no obligation to be with him, fell in love and remained to the end anyways Stockholm syndrome Big boobs which are useless for Small boobs are combat hydrodynamic Will probably never Is a "monster girl", bone Naofumi only non-human features are ears and a tail Lots of monstrous Her scales rips skin off, still higher chances to bone Blake features designed for killing Is harmed trying to Is harmed protecting calm down her love her love interest interest The Chad bird boy The virgin bird loli Wastes the party's Her only role is being Good amount of space Has ascended past money on tons of food for herself cute for her master and the need of food between comedic moments doesn't interrupt the story and helps to lighten-up the mood to never question him Unadressed pedophilic implications Adressed and rebutted Comedic relief is Provides his opinions and criticism of Blake's actions, which he can't just ignore pedophilic implications repetitive and unnecesary Constantly cockblocks Raphtalia Dumb as a sack of bricks Smart enough to win at poker against adults, despite being a 10-year old The MC chose him because he is capable and unique Is capable and unique because the MC chose her The Chad actual queen The virgin not-yet queen Obtained all her Checkered scarf gives a strong sense of identity powers and Dresses with bright colors in an attempt knowledge with Is the heir to the throne, hard work to be distinguishable, still looks super generic her mother still treats her like an errand girl Has lots of minions Has an important role in the magical dynamics of her city Her power, wealth that she herself defeated Her role is to support Naofumi and his party and status have been and captured. Among obtained through nepotism them is the malicious Buttsack Doesn't have any minions to order Is the crown princess because the only other option was terrible Is a Goblin Queen through specialization on her field around in battle, despite being the crown princess The virgin shield party Vs The Chad Thorburn gang (Shield Hero spoilers, if you care)
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The Virgin Shield party Vs. The Chad Thorburn gang: The Chad Thorburn Heir The virgin shield hero Rocking an original drug addict look Ambiguously living bird and branches tatoos Generic design to let you know you have to Edgy bandit outfit give cool aesthetic self-insert as him Obtains dozens of skills and shields off-screen, making them all feel cheap Lived a privileged life All abilities and equipment Ran away, became homeless, and got are obtained on-screen Wins most of his battles through hard work, only has a few an apartment thanks to his own effort thanks to being stronger, or spontaneous outside intervension. Surrounds himself with lolis that depend on him to feed own Wins his battles by ego outsmarting the enemy Surround himself His hero peers are with trusted friends remarkably dumber and weaker than him who can give feedback and help in battle so that he can look Other practitioners are always more powerful and really cunning better by comparison Hits his harem when he uses the curse shield and gets angry Would never harm a friend, no matter how mad magic made him The virgin "monster" waifu The chad actual monster waifu Couldn't kill a psycho So revealing you who tortured her and Covers herself Degloved a woman's torso for being an alcoholic can see her insides in overly designed her village because her clothes owner told her not to Was never at MC's will and had no obligation to be with him, fell in love and remained to the end anyways Stockholm syndrome Big boobs which are useless for Small boobs are combat hydrodynamic Will probably never Is a "monster girl", bone Naofumi only non-human features are ears and a tail Lots of monstrous Her scales rips skin off, still higher chances to bone Blake features designed for killing Is harmed trying to Is harmed protecting calm down her love her love interest interest The Chad bird boy The virgin bird loli Wastes the party's Her only role is being Good amount of space Has ascended past money on tons of food for herself cute for her master and the need of food between comedic moments doesn't interrupt the story and helps to lighten-up the mood to never question him Unadressed pedophilic implications Adressed and rebutted Comedic relief is Provides his opinions and criticism of Blake's actions, which he can't just ignore pedophilic implications repetitive and unnecesary Constantly cockblocks Raphtalia Dumb as a sack of bricks Smart enough to win at poker against adults, despite being a 10-year old The MC chose him because he is capable and unique Is capable and unique because the MC chose her The Chad actual queen The virgin not-yet queen Obtained all her Checkered scarf gives a strong sense of identity powers and Dresses with bright colors in an attempt knowledge with Is the heir to the throne, hard work to be distinguishable, still looks super generic her mother still treats her like an errand girl Has lots of minions Has an important role in the magical dynamics of her city Her power, wealth that she herself defeated Her role is to support Naofumi and his party and status have been and captured. Among obtained through nepotism them is the malicious Buttsack Doesn't have any minions to order Is the crown princess because the only other option was terrible Is a Goblin Queen through specialization on her field around in battle, despite being the crown princess The Virgin Shield party Vs. The Chad Thorburn gang
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Printed List from Liberal Grandma, circa 2004.: Things you have to believe to be a Republican today... 1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton. 2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"diversion. 3. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony. 4. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq. 5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation. 6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veteran's benefits and combat pay. 7. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex. 8. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money. 9. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOS and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart. 10. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools. 11. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy. 12. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet. 13. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business. 14. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery. 15. You support states' rights, but Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell stats what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt. 16. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant. Printed List from Liberal Grandma, circa 2004.

Printed List from Liberal Grandma, circa 2004.

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