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feels-vining: xubbs: hyperazraphael: surprisebitch: absolutely stellar A girl at my school tried to seduce one of our (super straight-laced) math professors. She ACTUALLY sat on his desk and had a super low-cut shirt on and everything and actually leaned over to him and according to eye-witnesses: Girl: “Oh professor, I’m really struggling but I would do ANYTHING to pass this class.” The professor leans in until his face is just inches from hers and whispers in the same seductive tone: “Study” Before promptly getting up and walking away just leaving her on the desk. “Then study” Thot status: PATROLLED Professors: Posted by u/biguy124 8 months ago 41.9k Professors that have been offered sexual favors by students or students that have offered sexual favors to professors, what happened? nsfw Schwagbert 31.8k points 8 months ago Short story from someone I use to know: She was struggling in her Astronomy class and went in to office hours for the professor. She kept making hints and using body language to signal she was dtf, but apparently the prof just kept slowly moving the picture of his family on his desk further towards her until she left. Give Award Share Report Save Magnussens_Casserole 11.7k points Damn, that's a smart play. 8 months ago Give Award Share Report Save antianchors 4.2k points 8 months ago Astronomical Give Award Share Report Save 10 more replies 11 more replies Digitalmonster7068 17.6k points 8 months ago 3 I guess you can say that she eventually *puts on shades* ..got the picture Give Award Share Report Save 101 more replies feels-vining: xubbs: hyperazraphael: surprisebitch: absolutely stellar A girl at my school tried to seduce one of our (super straight-laced) math professors. She ACTUALLY sat on his desk and had a super low-cut shirt on and everything and actually leaned over to him and according to eye-witnesses: Girl: “Oh professor, I’m really struggling but I would do ANYTHING to pass this class.” The professor leans in until his face is just inches from hers and whispers in the same seductive tone: “Study” Before promptly getting up and walking away just leaving her on the desk. “Then study” Thot status: PATROLLED Professors
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imagine-venom: thirsty-venom-posts: zeddpool: Tag yourself, I’m Dr. Dan and Eddie Baby (Bonus points if you caught the Monty Python reference) Edit: Realised I’d gotten Dan surname wrong, oops Oh god I’m Annie With The Good Hair can’t believe I’m going to expose myself like this but I am the parasite. mmmmMMMMMM : Eddie Baby Messy Disaster Bisexual Certified Sweaty Boi Parasite TM Annie With The Good Hair Extremely Chaotic Gay Fuck the police Sex Icon Jealous Bitch Distinguished Bi DESERVED BETTER Boss Ass Bitch Dumped in the trash and hit by a car, but this pigeon isn't giving up Monster Fucker Extrordinaire Funnier than people give him credit for DTF: Down To Fight Hair and makeup on point Just wants a nap Stressed Looks like an asshole, actually a sweetheart Chocoholic Mmm Watcha Say Nervous Lesbian Also Deserved Better Loves her kids Will probably hesitate, bitch Diet Elon Musk The worst straight person you know -100% got "friendzoned" in high school Dr. Dan Functional Ace Will love and support you Everyone hates him even though he Actually makes some pretty valid points about how much humans suck??? did nothing wrong Mom Friend Probably Polyam Probably has more coffee than blood Stone Cold Bitch .Thinks he's smarter/more intersting than he is, actually just an asshole Terrible Liar Seriously, y'all are sleeping on my man Dan Lewis, wtf imagine-venom: thirsty-venom-posts: zeddpool: Tag yourself, I’m Dr. Dan and Eddie Baby (Bonus points if you caught the Monty Python reference) Edit: Realised I’d gotten Dan surname wrong, oops Oh god I’m Annie With The Good Hair can’t believe I’m going to expose myself like this but I am the parasite. mmmmMMMMMM
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