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ups-dogs: On this day I was challenged…and on this day, I prevailed.Beset upon on all sides by this veritable menagerie of merciless, multi-species moochers, I was determined to dig deep in order to satisfy their dissimilar and daunting dietary demands. My time in the Boy Scouts taught me “be prepared” and I have carried that lesson into my career at UPS by always maintaining a supply of carrots for horses, granola bars for the swine, and, of course, Milk Bones for the dogs.I am proud to say that I was finally rewarded for my preparations by this powerful example of pure photographic perfection; a profound, poignant and pastoral picture of a pittie, piggy and pony posse….all in one shot!A lesser driver would have squandered this golden opportunity by simply retreating, leaving nothing but a trail of hungry and frustrated animals in his wake. But not I. Thirty one years of experience plying my trade on the lonely back roads of Newberg, Oregon have taught me a valuable lesson; that excuses are never an option. I have a solemn duty to uphold. The uniform that I proudly wear says “UPS” and that brand name stands for something; Unlimited Puppypiggypony Snacks!By Scott Hodges.: ups-dogs: On this day I was challenged…and on this day, I prevailed.Beset upon on all sides by this veritable menagerie of merciless, multi-species moochers, I was determined to dig deep in order to satisfy their dissimilar and daunting dietary demands. My time in the Boy Scouts taught me “be prepared” and I have carried that lesson into my career at UPS by always maintaining a supply of carrots for horses, granola bars for the swine, and, of course, Milk Bones for the dogs.I am proud to say that I was finally rewarded for my preparations by this powerful example of pure photographic perfection; a profound, poignant and pastoral picture of a pittie, piggy and pony posse….all in one shot!A lesser driver would have squandered this golden opportunity by simply retreating, leaving nothing but a trail of hungry and frustrated animals in his wake. But not I. Thirty one years of experience plying my trade on the lonely back roads of Newberg, Oregon have taught me a valuable lesson; that excuses are never an option. I have a solemn duty to uphold. The uniform that I proudly wear says “UPS” and that brand name stands for something; Unlimited Puppypiggypony Snacks!By Scott Hodges.

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feniczoroark: mwg-7: eddierichtofens: spainonymous: Call of Male chouvinist Yeah, the most unrealistic thing about Call of Duty is female soldiers. women were invented in 1950 “None of them fought in combat”Lets see where thats wrong. I’ll start. 588th Night Bomber regiment, “The night Witches”, Russia @randomnightlord Many Russian Sniper were womenAlso French Resistance: NoahJ456 O NOAH J456 @NoahJ456 ZOMBIES CONFIRMED!!!! #CODWWII CALL'DUTY wwiI WORLDWIDE REVEAL SLEDGEHAMMER GAMES 7:32 p. m. · 26 abr. 17 13% 12:22 Tweet Zw Assassin @. 4d En respuesta a @NoahJ456 it was always confirmed xD I Elizabeth Tipton 4d E respuesta a @NoahJ456 Hell to the yes!!!!!! Ztronman 4d n respuesta a @NoahJ456 YES Zo ® @ 7:4d Erespuesta a @NoahJ456 Caamz_113 BLOO-BERRY 4d respuesta a @NoahJ456 Nazi zombies Twittea tu respuesta Tweet charlielNTEL.com O @charlielNTEL CHARLIE ITTEL NEWS: Female soldiers confirmed for Call of Duty: WWII multiplayer Traducir del inglés Female Soldiers confirmed for Call of Duty: WWII Multip.. charlieintel.com 5:52 p. m. · 30 abr. 17 12% I 12:24 Tweet mitch @ · 18h PEn respuesta a @charlielNTEL there was no females in the 1940s idiot 1 respuesta más · 18h #BROKEN Creed En respuesta a @charlielNTEL So instead of being accurate, they try and fit the views of SJWS and Feminists? I get there were female soldiers but they were Russian t7 2 13 | (ruben] ( You're actually very wrong, do ·18h Tesearch 2 O #BROKEN Creed · 18h None of them fought in combat, they were either nurses or factory workers. Twittea tu respuesta feniczoroark: mwg-7: eddierichtofens: spainonymous: Call of Male chouvinist Yeah, the most unrealistic thing about Call of Duty is female soldiers. women were invented in 1950 “None of them fought in combat”Lets see where thats wrong. I’ll start. 588th Night Bomber regiment, “The night Witches”, Russia @randomnightlord Many Russian Sniper were womenAlso French Resistance
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ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I appreciate your dedication to duty Well, apparently we all want to know about bat cunnilingus, so here you go, you complete fucking perverts:A species of bat (known because of reasons as the Indian flying fox) has been observed (by researchers even more perverted than y'all) to engage in cunnilingus both before and after penetrative sex. The cunnilingus before sex usually lasts about 50 seconds, while the penetrative sex lasts only about 15 seconds. Crucially, the penetrative sex lasts longer on average when the preceding cunnilingus lasted longer. In other words, eating out your partner will get you a better fuck. Who would have thought…(Here’s the journal article reporting all this and much more, in case you for some reason need more information.)Anyway, go have fun having sex with bats or something. I’m going to bed. For those once again requesting information about bat sex, here you go. Remember to eat out your vulva/vagina owning partners, if they’re into it. Even the bats know you get better sex if you do!: i literally researched bat sex for this fic, help me, it cannot be unseen, i swear to god im not a furry ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I appreciate your dedication to duty Well, apparently we all want to know about bat cunnilingus, so here you go, you complete fucking perverts:A species of bat (known because of reasons as the Indian flying fox) has been observed (by researchers even more perverted than y'all) to engage in cunnilingus both before and after penetrative sex. The cunnilingus before sex usually lasts about 50 seconds, while the penetrative sex lasts only about 15 seconds. Crucially, the penetrative sex lasts longer on average when the preceding cunnilingus lasted longer. In other words, eating out your partner will get you a better fuck. Who would have thought…(Here’s the journal article reporting all this and much more, in case you for some reason need more information.)Anyway, go have fun having sex with bats or something. I’m going to bed. For those once again requesting information about bat sex, here you go. Remember to eat out your vulva/vagina owning partners, if they’re into it. Even the bats know you get better sex if you do!
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