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Ash, Bad, and Drunk: HANZO RAMIREZ BORN IN A VERY DANGEROUS PART OF THE CITY THE YOUNG ASUNCION RAMIREZ HAD TO LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF QUICKLY IF HE WANTED TO SURVIVE, BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON HE ALWAYS ENDED UP IN TROUBLE, LUCKILY FOR HIM, HE WAS A NATURAL IN THE ART OF NOT DYING, HE LIKED ALL HE WAS ABLE TO DO, SO HE STARTED TO LOOK FOR WAYS TO HONE HIS SKILLS, AFTER SOME TIME HE MANAGED TO GET A JAPANE SE NINJUTSU INSTRUCTOR THAT TAUGHT HIM THE ART OF NINJAS. AFTER YEARS OF TRAINING HE DECIDED THAT HE WOULD HELP PEOPLE AROUND HIM BY SHARING HIS KNOWLEDGE, THUS HANZO RAMIREZ GRAND MASTER AND CO-FOUNDER OF THE TEPITO NINJUTSU DOJO WAS BORN. THE RE HE TAUGHT HIS STUDENTS THE "DYING ART OF NOT DYING", UNTIL ONE DAY HE WENT MISSING, EVERYBODY TOUGHT HE WÁS DRUNK AND GOT LOST AGAIN... "You mean there is just one killer here? without guns? oh ho ho" -Hanzo Ramirez NINPO: OTORI IF THE KILLER REMAINS CLOSE TO YOu FOR 25/20/15 SECONDS WHILE YOU ARE HOOKED, AND NO OTHER SURVIVORS OR GENERATORS ARE CLOSÉ YOU ARE ABLE TO UNHOOK YOURSELF INVISIBLE TO THE KILLER FOR 10/15/20 SECONDS, THE KILLER WILL CONTINUE TO SEE A DECOY OF YOU UNTIL HEISHE GETS AWAY FROM THE HOOK FOR 20 SECONDS, THIS CAN'T BE USED IF THE GATES ARE POWERED. -HAHAHA, LOOK AT THAT BAKA CABRON! -HANZO RAMIREZ NINPO: ZENPO GERI WHEN YOu ARE HOOKED AND ANOTHER SURVIVOR COMES CLOSE YOU CAN SEE WHAT RESCUE RELATED PERKS HEISHE HAS, BY PRESSING M2 YOU CAN SEND A WARNING TO NOT UNHOOK YOu, IF THEY STILL GO FOR IT YOu CAN KICK THEM WITH M2, IT WILL STUN THEM FOR 3/5/7 SECONDS IN WHICH THE KILLER CAN PICK THEM UP. "FARM THIS FOOT "DWEEB" -SR. DAVID SAN. NINPO: HENSHIN WHEN YOu ARE BEING UNHOOKED YOU CAN PRESS 1 TO TRANSFORM INTO YOUR RESCUER IMITATING ALL HIS/HER VSUAL STATUS CINJURED/HURT, POOLS OF BLOOD, GROANS) AT THE MOMENT YOU WERE RESCUED. "I'M BAD ASH AND YOU ARE GOOD ASH..." -THE GUY WITH THE GUN SAMA Survivor fan concept: Hanzo Ramirez
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Bad, Beautiful, and Children: 1 hour ago 1 point Earn the money through hard work and climbing up the career ladder. But you don't want to do that, do you? Reply Share Save Edit 1 point 1 hour ago (0 children) O points 54 minutes ago Hey kid do you wanna bet I've worked a lot harder than you? Reply Give Award Share Report Save 2 points 53 minutes ago Alright, let's try. What's your job? Reply Share Save Edit 0 points 53 minutes ago I deliver food Reply Give Award Share Report Save 2 points 52 minutes ago Nice. I've worked at a coal mine, and about to sign the contract for the military. Reply Share Save Ed it .. 50 minutes ago 1 point Nice, I already spent 4 years in the military and deployed for two years in iraq. This is the job my country would give me upon returning. Like I said, you don't know Jack shit about the real world. That's why you're going into the military because despite all your horseshit propaganda, YOU CANT MAKE IT Reply Give Award Share Report Save About 15 minutes in - he slides into my DMs This is the start of a beautiful thing. Say something nice, or share a cat fact. Today 11:33 Where do you live? 11:34 What, you want to "find out where I live and beat the shit out of me"? 11:36 You don't even remember me You have a real lack of awareness General stupidity and ignorance And clearly naive You've said like 3 times you're joinjg the military No you ain't loser 11:37 Alright, food delivery boy. | 11:37 You're just gonna sit in your basement Like the dumb POS you are 11:37 Are you here to take my order then? | 11:37 Please kid, it's contract work, I would throw that shit all over you 11:39 So what's the food chain? Domino's? DiGiorno? Iwant to know what I'm orderina here 11:39 So what's the food chain? Domino's? DiGiorno? I want to know what I'm ordering here 11:41 This coming from the guy who doesn't even have ajob I mean I could go on unemployment for 3k a month In fact I will. Not that I want to. Just tired of working for no upwards mobility and listening to losers like you with no life experience talk about how easy it is Ok kid 11:43 >I could go on unemployment for 3k a month Anything but the real work, eh? 11:44 Bahaa You've had one job your entire life I've had 6 Do you live with your parents? 11:45 Which means that you're too bad to hold onto another 5? 11:45 Why would I stay at a shitty paying job...? | 11:46 Well, you're food delivery 11:46 Might as well bave a chanae of scenenu | 11:46 Well, you're food delivery 11:46 Might as well have a change of scenery And youre unemployed | 11:47 Because I wanted to take college courses after working at a coal mine 11:47 Ah poor baby You're a loser, have fun living with your mom your entire life 11:48 So, Domino's or DiGiorno? I'm feeling like ordering a pizza in a couple of hours 11:49 You live with your mom Lol Lo Lo Fuckin dweeb 11:55 Alright, let's se... How about Chipotle Steak Pizza? I'm not really into onions, so can you, please, make one with any? 11:55 Alright, let's see... How about Chipotle Steak Pizza? I'm not really into onions, so can you, please, make one with any? 11:57 White virgin living with Mom kills self Tomorrow's headline 11:57 Woah, no reason to take your own life, dude 11:57 Your life is pointless everyone knows 11:57 I just wanted to order some pizza 11:57 Just a waste, you probably fuck your own mother tok I mean, you're living with her And you can't get any other puasy Do you fuck your mom? 11:58 Nah, I don't share your sexual preferences 11:58 Ok, good, I bet you still sleep in her bed though Scared of the darkM Awwww 11:59 Lol So how about pizza? How long do I have to wait? | 11:59 Lol So how about pizza? How long do I have to wait? 12:00 What's your address? I'll let you know 12:01 Alright... Do you live in or near , by any chance? Enter text here... Nearly forgot about this week-old gem. Dude looses his chill and blasts away in my DMs
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Bad, Fucking, and Mediocre: Mediocre Rapper - Generic Boring Poorly-Assembled Mixtape # 3198 FANTANO REVIEW youtube.com submitted 22 hours ago by DrakesDaGOATO[+1] 39876 comments share save hide give award report crosspost hide all child comments 17.8k Top 200 Comments show all 39876 navigate by sorted by: best Please try to keep parent comments meaningful and relevant to the thread. We know we are quite truly out here. content policy formatting help SAVE [-] 2PacIsCorny 3879 points 22 hours ago wow who even listens to this retard i only get my music criticism from youtube comments not this fucking nerd we should ban his videos permalink source embed save save-RES report give award reply hide child comments DrakesDaGOAT +1][S] 8261 points 22 hours ago yeah he gave a boring r&b album a 3 almost a decade ago so clearly he sucks permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give award reply show 3882 child comments [- xXxEpicNaruto Fan 200 2xXx © (+4]| 11.3k points 22 hours ago Yeah man, this guys a fucking dweeb he would get punched irl for tryna act tough permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give award reply show 821 child comments load more comments (69 replies) - hhcjshitposter 191 points 19 hours ago this clown is SO biased. If he had an objective opinion (like me) he would knew Mediocre Rapper is the best artist of the past few centuries. i know becus i casually listen to his music in my car and it sounds nice permalink source embed save save-RES report give award reply show 88 child comments ] deeeeeezNUTZ 203 points 19 hours ago Why does this guy even review bad music if he thinks its bad. He really needs to stop doing his actual job which he uses to financially support himself and his wife (IGH) because it hurts my feelings permalink source embed save save-RES report give award reply show 21 child comments /r/hiphopheads
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America, College, and Disney: STAN LEE WAS A JEALOUS LITTLE DIPSHIT.... JEALOUS OF TALENT TODAY'S NICOLAS SEQUEIRA, THE REDHEADED DWEEB, HAS JUST MADE STACKS AND STACKS OF FINE COMICS WHICH HE PLANS TO SELL. STAN LEE IS THE VILLAINOUS GREEN COATED NIMROD IN LIKE THAT.. JEALOUS OF HOW GOOD THESE NICOLAS COMICS WERE. HE DECIDED TO CAPITALIZE ON THE FACT THATHE HAD A GOOFY LOOKING MUSTACHE AND MORE MONEY HARROWING STORY IS ABOUT TWO CARTOONISTS- STAN LEE AND NICOLAS SEQUEIRA. WE OPEN COLLEGE BUDDIES! BAH! WHO CARES ABOUT REALISTIC COMICS THE BACKGROUND WITH JOKES IN THEM? I ONLY MAKE SUPERHERO COMICS BECAUSE ONLY SUPERHERO COMICS CAN BE GOOD. I WILL STEAL JOE SIMON'5 CHARACTER, CAPTAIN AMERICA THIS INTRIGUING COLLEGE BUDDIES 5 WILL BE DONE VERY SOON. IT WILL WRAP UP THE PROMINENT ART COLLEGE BUDDIES SERIES. STUDIO IN 1960, AS THEY BATLLE OVER THE EMERGING COMIC MARKET. STAN LEE SHOWED HIS COMICS TO JACK KIRBY, ANOTHER GUY WHOSE COMICS GOT BOUGHT WAY TOO MUCH, AND OFFERED A MERGER. THIS IS YOUR NEW SUPERHERO? HIS LOOK AT THOSE COMICS. NOBODY WANTS GOOD FUN COMICS, EVERYONE WANTS MY CHARACTER, SPIDER MAN, HE'S LIKE A MAN, BUTHE'S ALSO LIKE A SPIDER. GOD, I'M A GENIUS. I HAVE A FUN SUPERHERO IDEA! WE WILL CALL HIM DEADPOOL! HIS GIMMICK IS, HE'S AN AS YOU KNOW HENGET MUTILATED EDGY EDGELORD. TO NAME IS WOLVERINE AND HE'S BIG AND STRONG AND HAS BIG MUSCLES AND CLAWS COME OUT OF HIS HANDS? wOW!I CAN BEAT APPEAL TO THE KIDS. NICOLAS AT THISP COMICS GAMBIT THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT, STAN! ES, HE IS THE LEADER OF A GROUP OF VIOLENT SUPERHEROES, CALLED THE X-MEN, THEY FIGHT, AND CUSS A LOT GREATIDEA JACK! HA HA! NOW I WILL SELL MY FRANCHISE TO DISNEY SO WE CAN HIRE HOT NICOLAS SEQUEIRA BECAME VERY ANGRY AT STAN LEE BECAUSE NICOLAS SEQUEIRA HAD PUT SO MUCH MORE EFFORTINTO HIS COMICS THAN STAN LEE HAD, AND YET STAN LEE HAD SO MUCH MORE MONEY EVEN THOUGHI HAVEN'T TOUCHED PEN TO PAPER IN 30 YEARS. HA HA WILL LEAVE MY SUPERHEROES TO OTHER PEOPLE NOW, I'M SURE THEY HAVE MY BEST INTERESTS ATHEART.. YOU LAZY MORON! YoU DON'TEVEN MAKE COMICS ANYMORE, YOu JUST CAMEO IN THESE STUPID MILLION DOLLAR MOVIES WITH THEIR SHITTY CGI, AND THEY SELL SO MUCH YOU'RE SUCH A DISHONEST HA HA! YOU LOSE, NICK! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? YOUR COMICS ARE JUST SHITTY STICK FIGURES CHARLATAN, STAN! Nicolas Sequeira 1424 Columbine St. #1 Denver, CO 80206 EC Comic
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America, College, and Disney: STAN LEE WAS A JEALOUS LITTLE DIPSHIT.... JEALOUS OF TALENT TODAY'S NICOLAS SEQUEIRA, THE REDHEADED DWEEB, HAS JUST MADE STACKS AND STACKS OF FINE COMICS WHICH HE PLANS TO SELL. STAN LEE IS THE VILLAINOUS GREEN COATED NIMROD IN LIKE THAT.. JEALOUS OF HOW GOOD THESE NICOLAS COMICS WERE. HE DECIDED TO CAPITALIZE ON THE FACT THATHE HAD A GOOFY LOOKING MUSTACHE AND MORE MONEY HARROWING STORY IS ABOUT TWO CARTOONISTS- STAN LEE AND NICOLAS SEQUEIRA. WE OPEN COLLEGE BUDDIES! BAH! WHO CARES ABOUT REALISTIC COMICS THE BACKGROUND WITH JOKES IN THEM? I ONLY MAKE SUPERHERO COMICS BECAUSE ONLY SUPERHERO COMICS CAN BE GOOD. I WILL STEAL JOE SIMON'5 CHARACTER, CAPTAIN AMERICA THIS INTRIGUING COLLEGE BUDDIES 5 WILL BE DONE VERY SOON. IT WILL WRAP UP THE PROMINENT ART COLLEGE BUDDIES SERIES. STUDIO IN 1960, AS THEY BATLLE OVER THE EMERGING COMIC MARKET. STAN LEE SHOWED HIS COMICS TO JACK KIRBY, ANOTHER GUY WHOSE COMICS GOT BOUGHT WAY TOO MUCH, AND OFFERED A MERGER. THIS IS YOUR NEW SUPERHERO? HIS LOOK AT THOSE COMICS. NOBODY WANTS GOOD FUN COMICS, EVERYONE WANTS MY CHARACTER, SPIDER MAN, HE'S LIKE A MAN, BUTHE'S ALSO LIKE A SPIDER. GOD, I'M A GENIUS. I HAVE A FUN SUPERHERO IDEA! WE WILL CALL HIM DEADPOOL! HIS GIMMICK IS, HE'S AN AS YOU KNOW HENGET MUTILATED EDGY EDGELORD. TO NAME IS WOLVERINE AND HE'S BIG AND STRONG AND HAS BIG MUSCLES AND CLAWS COME OUT OF HIS HANDS? wOW!I CAN BEAT APPEAL TO THE KIDS. NICOLAS AT THISP COMICS GAMBIT THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT, STAN! ES, HE IS THE LEADER OF A GROUP OF VIOLENT SUPERHEROES, CALLED THE X-MEN, THEY FIGHT, AND CUSS A LOT GREATIDEA JACK! HA HA! NOW I WILL SELL MY FRANCHISE TO DISNEY SO WE CAN HIRE HOT NICOLAS SEQUEIRA BECAME VERY ANGRY AT STAN LEE BECAUSE NICOLAS SEQUEIRA HAD PUT SO MUCH MORE EFFORTINTO HIS COMICS THAN STAN LEE HAD, AND YET STAN LEE HAD SO MUCH MORE MONEY EVEN THOUGHI HAVEN'T TOUCHED PEN TO PAPER IN 30 YEARS. HA HA WILL LEAVE MY SUPERHEROES TO OTHER PEOPLE NOW, I'M SURE THEY HAVE MY BEST INTERESTS ATHEART.. YOU LAZY MORON! YoU DON'TEVEN MAKE COMICS ANYMORE, YOu JUST CAMEO IN THESE STUPID MILLION DOLLAR MOVIES WITH THEIR SHITTY CGI, AND THEY SELL SO MUCH YOU'RE SUCH A DISHONEST HA HA! YOU LOSE, NICK! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? YOUR COMICS ARE JUST SHITTY STICK FIGURES CHARLATAN, STAN! Nicolas Sequeira 1424 Columbine St. #1 Denver, CO 80206 EC Comic
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