Didnt
Didnt

Didnt

Peen
Peen

Peen

Sandwhiche
Sandwhiche

Sandwhiche

Joshed
Joshed

Joshed

Josh Pecks
Josh Pecks

Josh Pecks

Joshing
Joshing

Joshing

just listen
 just listen

just listen

suck it up
 suck it up

suck it up

masturbate
 masturbate

masturbate

underwear
 underwear

underwear

πŸ”₯ | Latest

Memes, πŸ€–, and Eve: Resolved Question Show me another Masturbation question? please help!? Britney Ok you guys just listen to what Ihave to say. I am really really confused ok so a while ago I was masturbating with an egg and I was just about to organism when all of a sudden my vag just liked sucked it up. It was like a vacuum, and not just a regular vacuum it was like a hoover or a dyson. You know, the ones where the guy talks about the vacuum never losing suction? Yeah, my vag is a dyson. Anyway, I was so scared and spent the rest of the night trying to queef out that egg but it wouldn't come out. So the other day I was playing basketball in gym and the egg fell out Into my gitch!I was too afraid to take it out and people probably though was growing a peen or something So I didn't take it out of my underwear until Igot home and the was hardboiled. My vagina is a vacuum and a pot of boiling water, lt hardboiled an eggl lm not done! So I put it in the fridge because I didn't know what else to do. A couple hours later, my dad was eating an egg salad sandwhich! 4 weeks ago eve: SO iconic Britney that's not a question ~Michaela ( @michaela552 )β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS tumblrtextpost tumblrposts textpost tumblr shrek instatumblr memes posts phan funnythings πŸ˜‚ same funny haha loltumblr lol relatable rarepepe funnythings funnytextposts pepeislife meme funnystuff pepe food spam

Britney that's not a question ~Michaela ( @michaela552 )β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS tumblrtextpost tumblrposts...

Basketball, Gym, and Memes: Resolved Question Show me another Masturbation question? please help!? Britney Ok you guys just listen to what Ihave to say. I am really really confused ok so a while ago was masturbating with an egg and was just about to organism when all of a sudden my vag just liked sucked it up. It was like a vacuum, and not just a regular vacuum it was like a hoover or a dyson. You know, the ones where the guy talks about the vacuum never losing suction? Yeah, my vag is a dyson. Anyway, I was so scared and spent the rest of the night trying to queef out that egg but it wouldn't come out So the other day I was playing basketball in gym and the egg fell out! Into my gitch! I was too afraid to take it out and people probably thoughIwas growing a peen or something So I didn't take it out of my underwear until I got home and the was hardboiled, My vagina is a vacuum and a pot of boiling water. It hardboiled an egg! lm not done! So I put it in the fridge because I didn't know what else to do. A couple hours later, my dad was eating an egg salad sandwhich! 4 weeks ago eve: SO iconic NeedπŸ‘ me πŸ‘oneπŸ‘ like πŸ‘this πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©. I need a girl who can succcc me right up into her lifeπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ someone who can warm me up on the inside 😍😍😍 and someone who feeds the needy πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’• -Justin

NeedπŸ‘ me πŸ‘oneπŸ‘ like πŸ‘this πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©. I need a girl who can succcc me right up into her lifeπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ someone who can warm me up on the inside 😍😍😍 and ...