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Shout to u pretty young ladies that's gon show up to brunch in a hoodie with the hood up, I fucks with y'all. That hood up tells me everything I need to know. Don't tell me the story - I know it already. (1) It was either your birthday or your best friend's birthday or it was nobody birthday but your name is Kirsten (girls named Kirsten go hard every weekend, and most weekdays. There's no explanation for this. It's just factual. If your name is Kirsten u will go absolutely hard AF on a Tuesday for no reason. Not even Fat Tuesday. Just like, next Tuesday. But I digress.). (2) The night started with shots when some frat boys offered to buy u and your squad a round and it snowballed from there. (3) Tables were danced on. (4) Undergarments were removed and u briefly paused because you're on your period, so it stands to reason that panties should be worn for the rest of the night, but u flung them anyway. (5) Karaoke was sung; likely six (6) Rihanna songs back to back. (6) Oral sex occurred in the back of a UBER. (6) Half of the shenanigans were documented on a well-edited snap story. To all u girls in hoodies with the hood up, still marinating in a mix of perspiration and sex fluids from last night, I salute y'all. U made it to brunch. The Angel of Death literally carried u to the restaurant so u could have your egg white omelette and wheat toast. Rest assured baby girl if I see u and your squad, u exactly the girl imma talk to. Your friend Emily who showered and applied make-up? She got nothing I want. That's too much preparation. Too put together. Imma come directly to u, get your number, date u, and then propose to u, so when we at the rehearsal dinner at Girl and the Goat, Emily can be all "SMASH MET KIRSTEN WHEN WE WERE AT BRUNCH AT SNAGGLETOOTH ON SOUTHPORT. KIRSTEN WAS A LITERAL MESS LOL - LIKE I CAN'T EVEN SAY WHAT HAPPENED THE NIGHT BEFORE - BUT LET'S JUST SAY SHE WAS IN ROUGH SHAPE LOLOL." Exactly, Emily. Go head. Embarrass TF out of Kirsten. All that crazy she did before me just make me love her crazy ass more ๐Ÿ˜. She led a crazy life but she mines now...Till the Angel of Death โšฐ๏ธ (or divorce court ๐Ÿ’ฐ) do us part. Bless up! ๐Ÿ†—๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚: Oh hello there Drsmashlove Shout to u pretty young ladies that's gon show up to brunch in a hoodie with the hood up, I fucks with y'all. That hood up tells me everything I need to know. Don't tell me the story - I know it already. (1) It was either your birthday or your best friend's birthday or it was nobody birthday but your name is Kirsten (girls named Kirsten go hard every weekend, and most weekdays. There's no explanation for this. It's just factual. If your name is Kirsten u will go absolutely hard AF on a Tuesday for no reason. Not even Fat Tuesday. Just like, next Tuesday. But I digress.). (2) The night started with shots when some frat boys offered to buy u and your squad a round and it snowballed from there. (3) Tables were danced on. (4) Undergarments were removed and u briefly paused because you're on your period, so it stands to reason that panties should be worn for the rest of the night, but u flung them anyway. (5) Karaoke was sung; likely six (6) Rihanna songs back to back. (6) Oral sex occurred in the back of a UBER. (6) Half of the shenanigans were documented on a well-edited snap story. To all u girls in hoodies with the hood up, still marinating in a mix of perspiration and sex fluids from last night, I salute y'all. U made it to brunch. The Angel of Death literally carried u to the restaurant so u could have your egg white omelette and wheat toast. Rest assured baby girl if I see u and your squad, u exactly the girl imma talk to. Your friend Emily who showered and applied make-up? She got nothing I want. That's too much preparation. Too put together. Imma come directly to u, get your number, date u, and then propose to u, so when we at the rehearsal dinner at Girl and the Goat, Emily can be all "SMASH MET KIRSTEN WHEN WE WERE AT BRUNCH AT SNAGGLETOOTH ON SOUTHPORT. KIRSTEN WAS A LITERAL MESS LOL - LIKE I CAN'T EVEN SAY WHAT HAPPENED THE NIGHT BEFORE - BUT LET'S JUST SAY SHE WAS IN ROUGH SHAPE LOLOL." Exactly, Emily. Go head. Embarrass TF out of Kirsten. All that crazy she did before me just make me love her crazy ass more ๐Ÿ˜. She led a crazy life but she mines now...Till the Angel of Death โšฐ๏ธ (or divorce court ๐Ÿ’ฐ) do us part. Bless up! ๐Ÿ†—๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Meanwhile, browsing Imgur, I find this Lemon Meringue Pie recipe...: Vel 4 PM PIV Text Message Today 3:31 PM Hey sis, fresh out of the oven I have no idea who you are Sorry about that. It's only a pie that baked. missed my sister's by one digit. O Text Message ooooo Verizon 11:41 PM Those pies looks lovely though Lemon meringue? Yes, my mother's recepi. Can have the recipe? I have never made lemon meringue pie and this seems like a sign that l should OK. The recepi is, 19" gramkracker That is 1- 9" Keebler Graham cracker ready made pie crust. 2 cans of carnation sweetened condensed milk. 5 lemons, 2 limes, 4 large eggs. Melt 14 stick of butter and baste the pie shell. Bake it at convection setting 325 for 15 minutes. Zest the lemons and the limes. The zest will be mixed with the meringue later. Seperate your room temperature egg white and yokes. Be careful not to get any yolk in with the whites. Juice the lemons and the limes. Use some of their pulp with meringue. Mix egg yolks with condensed milk. Add lemon and lime juice. Add mix to pie shell O A Text Message ooooo Verizon 11:41 PM 4 large eggs. Melt 14 stick of butter and baste the pie shell. Bake it at convection setting 325 for 15 minutes. Zest the lemons and the limes. The zest will be mixed with the meringue later. Seperate your room temperature egg white and yokes. Be careful not to get any yolk in with the whites. Juice the lemons and the limes. Use some of their pulp with meringue. Mix egg yolks with condensed milk. Add lemon and lime juice. Add mix to pie shell and bake at 325 for twenty minutes. Whip egg whites on high speed by themselves, without sugar until they start to peak. Add granular sugar and zest until they stand on their own and to taste. Use convection setting @4500 until meringue browns nicely. Let cool for 1 hour then transfer to your fridge for another 2 hours. Enjoy Hank you Thank You're welcome O A. Text Message Meanwhile, browsing Imgur, I find this Lemon Meringue Pie recipe...

Meanwhile, browsing Imgur, I find this Lemon Meringue Pie recipe...

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๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ถ2 INGREDIENTS to SHRINK-TIGHTEN PORES and SKIN! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ถ โ›„๏ธDIY BUBBLE FOAM MASK!! Servin some Mrs. Doubtfire realness ๐Ÿ˜‚Ive seen this bubble mask that foams after you apply it onto the skin so I thought I would DIY it... the diy version starts as a foam (because its all natural) but you can feel the bubbles working on your skin.. so SHRINK LARGE PORES and GET HYDRATED, SOFT, SUPER TIGHT skin!! (you know that tight feeling facelift you get when you wear a super tight high ponytail.. thats what this feels like. natural botox lol) ๐Ÿ˜›DISCLAIMER: try not to eat it! its SO YUMMY!!! ๐Ÿ˜ŠI love me some skincare that's good enough to eat! All my bakers out there know whats up!๐Ÿฐ (yes I know this is a merengue. I love food) ๐ŸฆALL YOU NEED: ๐ŸฅšEGG WHITES (from one egg) **make sure there is NO YOLK otherwise this wont bubble) ๐ŸฌSUGAR (1 tbsp) ๐Ÿณ-you can do this with JUST egg whites too but I like adding sugar cuz of the amazing benefits it has for your skin! more on that later ๐ŸฏWHISK your egg whites and sugar in a ceramic-metal bowl. DO NOT use plastic (it wont foam) .. you can use an electric mixer or whisk it by hand ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ โ„๏ธKeep whisking until it changes from runny yellowish egg whites to a white thick bubbly foam ๐ŸŒฌApply the foam to your entire face - you can use a brush to apply it or your CLEAN fingers ๐Ÿ™ŠYoull feel the bubbles tingling your skin! it kinda tickles and feels really cool! ๐Ÿ’ฆWash off after 10-15 mins ๐Ÿ’ฅBOOM. TIGHT SKIN. TIGHT PORES. ๐Ÿ’ธGlycolic Bubble Mask to buy: $54 ๐Ÿ’ตDIY this Glycolic Bubble Mask: Less than $4 ๐Ÿ˜ฑWHY THIS WORKS:๐Ÿ˜ฑ SUGAR: natural form of glycolic acid -makes your skin younger looking and fresh because of cell turnover natural exfoliant (alpha hydroxy acids) -natural humectant = juices your skin up with moisture and traps it in EGG WHITES: high in protein so they help heal the skin and kill acne -helps wrinkles and make the skin appear firmer-tighter -the protein is a natural astringent so it tones your face and soaks up any excess oil and its a โ€œpreservativeโ€ -contain an enzyme called Lysozyme that helps to tighten and shrink pores -helps with skin elasticity @homeabguide diy diyremedies remedies by @farahdhukai: F A R A H D H U K A l ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ถ2 INGREDIENTS to SHRINK-TIGHTEN PORES and SKIN! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ถ โ›„๏ธDIY BUBBLE FOAM MASK!! Servin some Mrs. Doubtfire realness ๐Ÿ˜‚Ive seen this bubble mask that foams after you apply it onto the skin so I thought I would DIY it... the diy version starts as a foam (because its all natural) but you can feel the bubbles working on your skin.. so SHRINK LARGE PORES and GET HYDRATED, SOFT, SUPER TIGHT skin!! (you know that tight feeling facelift you get when you wear a super tight high ponytail.. thats what this feels like. natural botox lol) ๐Ÿ˜›DISCLAIMER: try not to eat it! its SO YUMMY!!! ๐Ÿ˜ŠI love me some skincare that's good enough to eat! All my bakers out there know whats up!๐Ÿฐ (yes I know this is a merengue. I love food) ๐ŸฆALL YOU NEED: ๐ŸฅšEGG WHITES (from one egg) **make sure there is NO YOLK otherwise this wont bubble) ๐ŸฌSUGAR (1 tbsp) ๐Ÿณ-you can do this with JUST egg whites too but I like adding sugar cuz of the amazing benefits it has for your skin! more on that later ๐ŸฏWHISK your egg whites and sugar in a ceramic-metal bowl. DO NOT use plastic (it wont foam) .. you can use an electric mixer or whisk it by hand ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ โ„๏ธKeep whisking until it changes from runny yellowish egg whites to a white thick bubbly foam ๐ŸŒฌApply the foam to your entire face - you can use a brush to apply it or your CLEAN fingers ๐Ÿ™ŠYoull feel the bubbles tingling your skin! it kinda tickles and feels really cool! ๐Ÿ’ฆWash off after 10-15 mins ๐Ÿ’ฅBOOM. TIGHT SKIN. TIGHT PORES. ๐Ÿ’ธGlycolic Bubble Mask to buy: $54 ๐Ÿ’ตDIY this Glycolic Bubble Mask: Less than $4 ๐Ÿ˜ฑWHY THIS WORKS:๐Ÿ˜ฑ SUGAR: natural form of glycolic acid -makes your skin younger looking and fresh because of cell turnover natural exfoliant (alpha hydroxy acids) -natural humectant = juices your skin up with moisture and traps it in EGG WHITES: high in protein so they help heal the skin and kill acne -helps wrinkles and make the skin appear firmer-tighter -the protein is a natural astringent so it tones your face and soaks up any excess oil and its a โ€œpreservativeโ€ -contain an enzyme called Lysozyme that helps to tighten and shrink pores -helps with skin elasticity @homeabguide diy diyremedies remedies by @farahdhukai
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