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elder scrolls skyrim: Silas Andre Hace una hora >Be me >Rapist, murderer, drug dealer you name it. >gets caught >sentenced to death row >Ohshitidontwanttogotohell.jpeg a few weeks later sum Fuck boi in a suit visits me and asked if I wanted to work on their organization for a month then get released after the BS is done yeahwhythefucknot.mp4 >they transferred me into a secret research and jail facility in the middle of fucking nowhere >they said I'm a d-boi now >Fuck yeah I got a big dick hehehe >hears screams down the hall every now and then >asked the guards about it. s"they were just happy because they walking away Scott free syeah right >after a few days I got called >"Yea you D-9341, you and your pals will have fun with the statue" >get escorted with 2 of my fellow comrades to this room with a blast door >blast doors opened up to reveal this funny looking statue >holy fuck the smell of the room is beyond disgusting >"Please enter the containment chamber" >my comrades entered that god forsaken room >NoFuckThat.mp3 >"Subject D-9341 enter the containment chamber or you will be terminated" guards on the balcony aims their rifles on me >okay chilljust kidding lol entered the shitshow room >"Maintain eye contact with SCP 173" >lmao why it's just a fucking statue not even a good one l guess you can say it's a bloody shitty statue amirite?" >fellow comrades laugh at my joke >suddenly the fucking statue moved and snapped the neck of dboi1 >HolyFuck >dboi 2 is pounding at the doors demanding to be let out >"Please maintain eye contact with SCP 173 >no shit, the thing moves the second we took our eyes off >screams at my remaining comrade to stare at that damn sexy as-I mean that damn statue no use, he's scared and stupid asf >blinks >see d boi 2 collapse on the floor next to the statue fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck >blinks >fucker is about 10 meters away from me >oh god please be merciful to me >blinks >fuckfuckfuck, cunt is 5 meters away from me >gets cornered >heart's pounding fast asf like I did that girl back at highsch- >Fuck this is not the time to make that joke and my eye lids are giving ups >blinks >fucker is literally in front of me >make amends to lord >goodbye world. It's been one hell of a ride >blink >My life flashed in front of me >don't know what to feel >a light so bright shines at my eyes >woke up looking down on my tied hands >"hey you there, you're finally awake" >hell no looked up to see l'm in a horse carriage nonononononononono see words appears >The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim" >Fuck (REDACTED) did it again! Addendum 1: Jesus Fucking Christ-Dr Arch
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elder scrolls skyrim: Anonymous 09/24/18(Mon)23:48:42 No.48330840 be me working at my wageslave office Jo >see Kristy from accounting hate that bitch >she says to Janet "I just hate seeing guns in video games. 437 KB PNG Children should not be exposed to either of them. thunder rumbles in the distance >I close 4chan and feel the Earth moving beneath my feet the office around us disintegrates we're surrounded by pine trees and clear skies >see the words "The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim" in the distance you motherfucker, Todd How suddenly a 6 foot cock stabs Kristy through the chest "another libtard rekt Ben Shapiro says coyly as he retracts his magnum dong back into his pants Todd Howard manifests in the sky, glaring down at Ben "She was my kill." ohshit.jpg >The Battle of All Battles is about to take place Todd summons an army of millenial gamer zombies to rush at Ben >Ben strikes them down with his massive sword all while critiquing Bernie's plan for free college and health care >Ben counterattacks by transforming into a giant freedom eagle and flies at lightspeed straight at Todd, aiming for the head Todd waves his hand, instantly changing the laws of physics forms a sphere of protection around himself while changing the speed at which light travels Ben lands on his feet on the ground realize they are too evenly matched one has the power to create, the other to destroy I stand in the midst of God's >Ben transforms into the abstract concept of justice Todd transforms into the essence of the state of nature >Hobbeswasright.wav the two gods clash the universe implodes >l watch as everything I ever knew is destroyed instantaneously as my body disintegrates, I see a new universe being born >Ben falls from the heavens and crashes into the new Earth Todd places a man and a woman on the new Earth >Ben tempts the woman to eat some forbidden apple or some shit thot does it like an idiot Todd good finds out and kicks the little snots out of paradise "another libtard rekt" Ben says as he slinks off to hell Goddamit Ben
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