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Warning signs for idiots...: WARNING SIGNS FOR IDIOTS IS WAY ALP Do not take God's name in vain or laugh Do not balance electrical appliances on the slde of your bath Don't spit into The advlce t avy abjocts with yo shol et bo taken Bheiay Never go swinuming f you have a nosebteed the wind. Never eat yellow snew at nuns. 10 ww 8 5 I'm with stoopid Warning. Safety gear makes you look a complete dick. Do not travel back in time and prevent caution. No amount ef radiation Do not ip vending achines to try and release trapped snacks Do not test the atrength of cotresive hquits by pourlng them on your hand Do not sleep with your cousin SOMod sadns nok aajl im your birth. Danger! Getting reaily high may encourage you to forget your preblems and just enjoy life. Going on holiday can lead your boss to realise just how little work you do. Vomiting on your date can reduce your chances of having sex Beware. Warning. Working can seriously damage your social life. Never attempt to clean out your eas with a screwdriver Robot workers are being created to steal your job. FUEL PETROL Farting in a room with only one other person makes denial pointless. Computers crashing may lead to irrational acts of revenge. Do not fall in love Driving ike an asshole will only ever impress other assholes. Always practice safe sex Smoking can be hazardous to your health. under the influence of alcohol. S MTWTF $ ay MOCATE Violent movies and videogames may attract the attention of those wishing to find a scapegoat for all life's problems. Always keep your head and arms inside a Remember. Warning. You're getting older. Please act accordingly Never piss on an electric fence. Always use superglue responsibly. Monday will always be there to ruin your weekend. moving train. DO MAMA Warning signs for idiots...
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