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See bruh a lot of u men out here like "how do I meet women" - "I hate tinder" - " the bar scene is played, same four women in baseball caps with turkey chins drinking beers." I feel u bruh. With that said lemme give u my patented advice on meeting ladies: weddings. "Ok," u might say, "but how do I get invited." To which I reply don't worry about the invites. They will come. U gotta be friends with people who get married tho. U feel me? Black Americans, white Americans - they get married here and there. It's like a major life event tho so it's rare. Immigrants? Aw hell nah. They get married early and often πŸ˜‚. Marry young, divorce, shit - marry again. With that said, getchu some Indian friends. Indian weddings are AMAZING: (1) the bride and groom come in ON A ELEPHANT. (2) the wedding is like four parties. Not one. Four. They do a party and put henna on ladies' hands. Another party is like the pre wedding. Then the wedding. Then a damn after-wedding. The shit don't stop. Four for the price of one. (3) The weddings are ape shit. It's like a Bollywood film. Choreographed dances. Lights. Everybody made up and done up to the nines. Bro. It's like u in a movie lol. And find u the girl sitting with other girls. She single AF. And her mama bugging her to meet someone. Go holler! What chu got to lose? Bonus: u don't have to teach her to season your food - Indians season the shit out of their cooking. Their seasoning got seasoning. BRO. THEY SEASON THEIR FRUIT SALAD. IT'S CALLED FRUIT CHATT. LOOK IT UP I SWEAR LOL. Now go make friends with the Indians at your work. And watch the invites pour in. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ™Œβ€οΈ: Forever my faves @DrSmashlove See bruh a lot of u men out here like "how do I meet women" - "I hate tinder" - " the bar scene is played, same four women in baseball caps with turkey chins drinking beers." I feel u bruh. With that said lemme give u my patented advice on meeting ladies: weddings. "Ok," u might say, "but how do I get invited." To which I reply don't worry about the invites. They will come. U gotta be friends with people who get married tho. U feel me? Black Americans, white Americans - they get married here and there. It's like a major life event tho so it's rare. Immigrants? Aw hell nah. They get married early and often πŸ˜‚. Marry young, divorce, shit - marry again. With that said, getchu some Indian friends. Indian weddings are AMAZING: (1) the bride and groom come in ON A ELEPHANT. (2) the wedding is like four parties. Not one. Four. They do a party and put henna on ladies' hands. Another party is like the pre wedding. Then the wedding. Then a damn after-wedding. The shit don't stop. Four for the price of one. (3) The weddings are ape shit. It's like a Bollywood film. Choreographed dances. Lights. Everybody made up and done up to the nines. Bro. It's like u in a movie lol. And find u the girl sitting with other girls. She single AF. And her mama bugging her to meet someone. Go holler! What chu got to lose? Bonus: u don't have to teach her to season your food - Indians season the shit out of their cooking. Their seasoning got seasoning. BRO. THEY SEASON THEIR FRUIT SALAD. IT'S CALLED FRUIT CHATT. LOOK IT UP I SWEAR LOL. Now go make friends with the Indians at your work. And watch the invites pour in. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ™Œβ€οΈ
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