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American Idol, Children, and Crazy: Jordin Sparks ls Married and Expecting Her First Child With Husband, Dana Isaiah @balleralert Read More: www.balleralert.com Jordin Sparks Is Married and Expecting Her First Child With Husband, Dana Isaiah - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ JordinSparks is expecting! PEOPLE Magazine reports, that the American Idol winner is expecting her first child with now-husband Dana Isaiah, as the two secretly jumped the broom in mid-July. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The couple’s love story begins with a charity campaign in Houston during Super Bowl weekend. After first meeting Isaiah’s family in February, Isaiah’s mom contacted Sparks’ mom to summon her daughter’s help in convincing Isaiah to stay home, instead of moving out west to pursue modeling. The two moms put their children in a group chat and the rest is history. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to PEOPLE, the couple spoke every day for the next month until Isaiah flew out to L.A. over Easter weekend. That’s when the two finally met. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “A couple days after we had actually met, I was like in my head ‘That’s going to be my husband! That’s my husband right there,” Sparks said, revealing that they decided not to move in together until they were married. “When I’m with him, I feel comfort and safety and calm and peace, and those aren't things that I normally felt. So it was a little wake-up call for me.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The couple initially bonded over their shared Christian beliefs, and just months after officially meeting, they already knew they wanted to spend the rest of their lives together. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The two eloped on July 16th while on vacation in Hawaii, PEOPLE reports. Just one month later, Sparks found out she was pregnant. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “It’s been really crazy because everything changes,” Sparks said. “Once we got over the initial shock of it, now again just ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

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Apparently, Food, and Funny: chef pyro So here's a story. A couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say l put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, l'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from cotton eye Joe? loki is-my-god-now How DARE you make me read that with my own two eyes!! It's worth reading ~Michaela ( @michaela.heller_ )•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS tumblrtextpost tumblrposts textpost tumblr shrek instatumblr memes posts phan funnythings 😂 same funny haha loltumblr lol relatable rarepepe funnythings funnytextposts pepeislife meme funnystuff pepe food spam

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Memes, Fiance, and 25 Years: Oh and never forget sis...You are the missing rib. You don't have to search for him, he'll come find you. TESTIMONIALS From married women (on this page) who say their husbands KNEW early what their intentions were: @daydicakes says It's been 11 years of marriage & he said he wanted to marry me in the 1st phone call. ____________________________ @fiercefunkyfabulous says My husband said he knew by our 2nd date he wanted to marry me.Today is our 4th anniversary. ____________________________ @toshea71 says My husband told me he loved me after 1 week of dating. We were married 6 weeks later, that was 12 years ago. ____________________________ @scotchiebeatsfaces says On our 3rd date, he said he wanted to marry me. He proposed after 7 months, we've been married a year. ____________________________ @blessed_princess003 says My husband proposed 3 weeks after we reconnected. 6 months later we were married. They know. _________________________ @frenchforveronica says On our 2nd date my fiancé told me he was going to marry me. _________________________ @shaniaisha says My husband told me on our 1st date, he said to himself, I'm going to marry that girl. _________________________ @radiantlydivine says Yep married my husband after 4 months of dating. _________________________ @kingstreasure says My husband told me he was going to marry me the 1st day we met and it's been 11 years now. _________________________ @mrsshaha says My husband asked me to marry him 6 months into our relationship it's been 10 years & 3 kids _________________________ @kneesee23 says Knew my hubby for 5 months and we eloped. Been married almost 25 years. ----------------------- @yari_torres says The moment my husband laid eyes on me he knew I was the one and proposed 5 months later. He found me. __________________________ @polished_knight says So true!!! Within 2 months I was told he wanted to marry me. __________________________ @tscgarcia says My husband told me he knew right away. We were married within 1 year and 9 years later we are still in love. ----------------------- @polecounsel says I got engaged a week after I met my fiance. Our wedding date is Jan 27th 2017. He makes up his mind real quick. Blackcitygirl 💍

TESTIMONIALS From married women (on this page) who say their husbands KNEW early what their intentions were: @daydicakes says It's been 11 y...

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Ariel, Bad, and Best Friend: My husband doesn't have a lot, neither of us do. We scrape and scrape to pay bills and put food in our bellies, but after almost 2 years of dating we decided that we couldn't wait anymore, so we didn't. I wasn't even thinking about rings, I just wanted to marry my best friend, but he wouldn't have it. He scraped up just enough money to buy me two matching rings from Pandora. Sterling silver and CZ to be exact. That's what sits on my ring finger, and I am so in love with them. While we were purchasing my rings however, another lady that was working there came over to help the lady selling them to us. She said, "Y'all can you believe that some men get these as engagement rings? How pathetic." When she said that I watched my now husband's face fall. He already felt bad because he couldn't afford the pear-shaped set that so obviously had my heart and covered my Pinterest page He already felt like a failure, asking me again and again "Are you sure you'll be happy with these? Are you sure this is okay?" He was so upset at the idea of not making me happy enough and of me not wanting to marry him because my rings didn't cost enough money or weren't flashy enough. Old Ariel would have ripped that woman a new one. Mature Ariel said, "lt isn't the ring that matters, it is the love that goes into buying one that is." We bought the rings and left Y'all I would have gotten married to this man if it had been a 25c gum ball machine ring. When did our nation fall so far to think the only way a man can truly love a woman is if he buys her $3,000+jewelry and makes a public decree of his affection with said flashy ring? Sure they are nice, sure the sentiment is wonderful and I'm not trying to cut down any of your experiences, but when did it come to all that? Why do material possessions equate love?? My husband was so afraid of me not wanting him because he couldn't afford a piece of jewelry. He was afraid that the love I have for him would pale because he couldn't afford the wedding set I wanted. The world has made it this way and it is so sad. But here I am though, Court-House married, $130 ring set, the love of my life by my side and happier than I could ever imagine. Ariel Desiree McRae a week ago Update: This post keeps growing much to my surprise, and Ive been asked a thousand times how we met. So here is the short version! My husband and I met online at the age of 20, talked on the phone (and I mean actually talked not text) for 6+ hours a day for two days. He then drove an hour out of his way to take me on a date. I wore a tacky Christmas sweater (if you think I am lying, ask him) We ate wings, had a burping contest, and drove around listening to music and singing. I fell in love with him on the first date. If he had asked me to marry him the first time we met, I probably would have said yes. To be honest, we had wanted to elope three months into dating, but decided to take some extra time to get established beforehand. Ultimately we couldn't wait any longer.. .so we eloped. Ive never been this happy in my life and I couldn't imagine spending it with anyone else ever. 50K 392 55K <p><a href="http://memehumor.tumblr.com/post/154162465288/one-womans-response-to-a-saleswomans-accidental" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>One Woman’s Response to a Saleswoman’s Accidental Insult of Her Engagement Ring is Something We Should All Take to Heart</p></blockquote>

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