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Be Like, Beautiful, and Drinking: H, HAHAL! CANNOT BELIEvE THE ER MARRYING AN ELF NO LESS! AYE SUCH BEAU, WASTED ON İRST THEIR DAMN KIND THE SINGLE TIME THEY MANAGE TO SEDUCE ONE OF OUR O WN ELVEN EYES IT BE GHM THE RAVISHING 6 HM nyodrite: fozmeadows: words-writ-in-starlight: jam-art: thranduil sleeps calmer knowing even if his son married a dwarf at least he married The Supermodel dwarf and singlehandedly crushed the hopes of single dwarves and dwarrowdams everywhere this is my headcanon and you will never take it from me. listen, just Listen for a second, okay. Gimli Gloinul is from the line of Durin okay, he’s from the line of KINGS, his bloodline stands up against Legolas’ perfectly, if the elves and dwarves got their shit together for a hot second they would be like “YES, PERFECT, A DIPLOMATIC MARRIAGE TO BIND OUR HOUSES TOGETHER AND NEVER SHALL THE TWAIN THROW ONE ANOTHER TO DRAGONS…again.”  because you have a king’s son and a king’s nephew which, well, I love Dain but he’s not an EREBOR KING and GIMLI IS FROM THE FAMILY OF EREBOR KINGS. And Gimli acts like he’s from the line of Erebor kings, too, okay, he’s a diplomat and a warrior and a nobleman, he’s the sort of person who SAYS things like ‘faithless is he who says fairwell when the road darkens’ and stares down Elrond Peredhil in his own home when his strength and faith are questioned.  And he’s the kind of person who swears his allegiance to people he barely knows because it’s Right and Good and Gimli knows it. And Thorin Oakenshield was handsome, and his sister the lady Dis is beautiful, and Gimli’s cousins Fili and Kili were fine young dwarrows, and Gimli’s mother is a great beauty. Basically my point here is that Gimli, proud strong gimli with his firebeard hair and bold laugh and mithril tongue and clever fingers, broke the hearts of everyone in Erebor and not a few people outside of Erebor when he married a goddamn elf.  Like.  Not even Arwen Undomiel (WHO MARRIED A GODDAMN HUMAN, it’s been a weird couple of years in Middle-Earth, everyone wonders strongly if they’ve been drinking too much).  Like he’s not even marrying a great beauty of the elves, Legolas isn’t ugly by elvish standards but also he’s nothing particularly special, and he’s not a great diplomat, and he’s BARELY a king’s son because everyone knows that Mirkwood elves are…a little odd.  Legolas is a big cheerful hunter who sings songs he doesn’t remember all of, who chatters to trees and has no sense of the right thing to say even if he’s developed enough self-preservation to know the wrong thing to say, and FOR THE LOVE OF MAHAL HE FIGHTS WITH A BOW. “GIMLI” Gloin bellows “YOU TURNED DOWN THIRTY-TWO SUITORS FROM FINE DWARVISH LINES FOR THIS” “Ignore him, amrâlime, he’ll get over it” Gimli says in amusement as he beckons Legolas over to his forge, where he’s carefully smithing mithril-inlaid gold marriage clasps that will grip fine elvish hair.  It’s too hot in the forge to wear shirts, if you’re working.  Every dwarf in twenty feet stops what they’re doing to watch Gimli’s biceps flex as he holds up a jewel for Legolas’ inspection. “YOU COULD HAVE HAD A HAREM” Gloin wails from down the hall. #a headcanon I never knew I needed until this very moment @acrossthetallgreenriver
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Advice, Bad, and Beautiful: ORD OF THE RINGS RANDOM FACTS thar eveRy Fan should kou AKT 2) The hobbits are actually a sub-group of men. They appeared in the First Age and lived by the river, pawing unnoticed by other races until the Third Age, when they settled in The Shire with the penmission of th. Kng of Arthedain (a kingdom of men in the north). The ifespan of a hobbit is longerthan that of regular The oldest known was the Old Took, who reached 1yo years. Bilbo ouelived the Old Took, by the time of his departure to the Undying Lands he was 13a years old Hebbits have an innate ablity to theow stones with a very accurate aiming. You can see in the movies how this s depicted, an Merry and Pippin throw stones at the ores n The Felowship of the Ring and in The Two Towersy and Bibe does so in Hobbit trilogy. to be as beautiful as the fairest maid to ever wak the world, Lothien, and shares many similitudes with her. The biggest one is the fact that both were immortal maids that fel in love with amortal man, choosing death in oeder to be with them. Arwen, Elrond has Elrohir They used to ride with the Rangers of the North and deeply hated the orcs, as their mother, Celebrian, was ambushed and tormented by them, damaging her Earth forever No partofthe books ever mentiens Legolas's hair celoue. It could be assumed that he is likely to be blonde due to his father's golden hair, but chances are that he could be dark haired, as some ilustrations depict him The reason for Boromir's presence in Rivendell is that his brother, Faramis, had a recurrent dream that little after Beromir dreamt toe, so he was seeking the advice o Elrond. In the dream a veice said some kind ef profecy which basicaly meant that they should look for Aragan in Rivendell, the One Ring was about to waken and the war for Middle Earth was about te begin Gollum story has some pretty dark and grim parts. It among the blood-drinking ghost that crept into the holes to find the young" and "slipped through windows to find cradles, suggesting that Gelum ate human children and babies when be could find them. When the Felowship is about to leave Lethorien Galadriel orders Gimli to ask for a gift (this can be seen n the extended edition of the movie), He anks fora single strand of Galadriel's hai, she then proceeds to cut three of them and gives them te GimE. What bringsa deep and signficant meaning to this gift, is the fact that she wn asked for the same thrice by the most badass of all the elves that ever lved, Feanor, but she always Many think that al the good guys in The Lord of the ings are white-skinned and beautiful and all the bad and ugy. That's not true There was a tribe of men caled the Druedain that lived within the berders of oGondor. These were short, dark skinned andr in tho eyes ofelves other men, ugly. Yet they were mever corrupted by evil, hated the orcs and his actionswere key in the outcome of the Battle of the Pelennos, as they aided the Rohirrim to arrive on time through the woods Char's all FoR nouu. Chank you FOR youR atcencion. Sorry, just ran out of potatoes Here's a jicama for the long post LOTR Random Facts #2
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