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Tagged "A lot of you “men” out there need to read this 2 times over" with grumpy emoticon faces. (This person's also a Trump voter and someone who complained to management when her server was black): The masculine American male is a dying breed. We have been told for far too long that violence is never the answer. We've been told that it's cruel to kill our own food. We've been conditioned to believe that there is no place in modern society for the man who refuses to shave his chest or wear skinny jeans. As a man...you are a protector. As a man...you are a provider. As a man...you are solely responsible for the safety and well being of your family How can you be a good husband if you can't defend your wife? How can you be a good father if you can't protect your children? Remember...the eyes of the children are fixed upon you. You serve as an example of what young men should grow up to be...and of what young women should seek out in a partner. So...grow your beard, wear your boots, eat your steak, carry a knife, own a gun, protect your woman, fight for what is right and just. Be strong. Be of good courage. Long live the masculine American male Tagged "A lot of you “men” out there need to read this 2 times over" with grumpy emoticon faces. (This person's also a Trump voter and someone who complained to management when her server was black)

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Happened back when I still used Facebook, just dug it up in my computer. I am Athena, Tarran is a friend of mine.: Tarran 6 hrs shared a post. SOFT BREASTS THICC THIGHS 10 hr 7 47 Comments 3 Shares Share RLike Comment feel so attacked right now Athena 1 Like Reply 6h ^ Hide 31 Replies Tanner L Tarran, like this comment for instance. You might as well assume that Athena here is trying to make a serious complaint, because just think of the injustice in overlooking had that been the objective case. Tarran, you responded to this comment with what looks like 'a laughing emoticon'. This (the next bit) is how I would respond to Athena's comment, were I not already involved in numerous other statuses and posts of yours (Tarran's) [nothing here, because I'm a guy and I can only be vicariously offended] (by the way, this whole comment is meant to be serious; how else am I supposed to point out that this is not funny to me?) Alrcady nanassed by Tamur Like Reply 4h Edited Tarran this is a common phrase amongst people of our generation meant to signify that they empathize with the content to an astoundingly large degree. Gtfoh with ur weird holier than thou shit bruv, im not sexist or racist. Fuck pewdiepie 0 2 Like Reply - 4h elseunere Tanner L Tarran, this is the bottom line someone can see this post and be SUBJECTIVELY offended, even traumatized. That is worth a civil comment, especially one that comes in the form of a complaint Like Reply 4h Edited Athena with the thicc thighs and emotional instability Imao take the joke I feel so attacked because I'm the one Like Reply 50m Tanner L Rape is not a joke, young lady. Quit LETTING it be. (tone serious) (attitude serious) Like Reply 50m Edited when did Athena Um. Isa thaf? mao What Like Reply 48m Tanner L that you hate us. Do you even LIKE men? I mean I can establish Like Reply 48m Edited Tanner L Statistically, there are men on his friends' list with girlfriends Tarran could have raped personally and those men might have seen this post and felt a gnawing anger at men like him and women like you. No matter how close you people get the feeling is exactly the same. Stay the hell away from us. We will always be chasing you people. Good for 'the hunt'. It's good to be better, and it's even better to not be you people. You're a bunch of asexuals and homosexuals. You people aren't even gay. 'Gay' is an honorable thing to be. Like Reply - 47m Edited Tanner L Anyway, the point was that all you need to do is change her name in my comment and that's those exact women commenting on HIS post. That was exactly the plan Anyone who has the power to comment on this post is either a man, a male, or. an Athena. Maybe that's the noun. Like Reply 41m Edited Athena Now I'm REALLY feeling attacked e Like Reply 39m Tanner L Okay, Athena - is that serious or not serious?? Like Reply 38m Athena Of course it's not serious! Like Reply 38m Tanner L There is no 'of course' without phonetic expression. Like Reply 38m Athena such a negative meaning to this meme and it's a little silly that you're camping the post to defend women when nobody said anything bad about them in the first place Okay, then yes. I'm not sure how you got Like Reply 36m With present technology it is literally impossible Tanner L to say what you wanted me to think you tried to say with mere diodes. Like Reply 35m So yes, I have do a little due process here. Tanner L Like Reply - 35m Edited I hate that I have to go look up 'camping'. This Tanner is very different from camping. That's with marshmellows. Maybe service Google Images (note this is the point in the conversation where my tone changes as I sense a different milestone in the process has been reached) (tone of this comment and the ones after until other wise specified not serious whatsoever) I'll go look at pictures of marshmellows. preferred Like Reply 33m Edited Tanner L The sun's down! Like Reply - 33m Time for ghost stories Tanner L Like Reply 38m Go ahead, Athena. Tanner L Like Reply 38m Athena Marshmallows Like Reply 35m Tanner L What happens next? Like Reply 34m Kyle some dude mansplaining to a woman why she should be offended White Knight to the rescue! All I see here is Haha Reply 32m Tanner L A WILD BEAR! RUN! Like Reply 32m Tanner SAVE THE DORITOS®! Like Reply 32m Edited Tanner L THERE'S NO TIME! Like Reply 31m Edited No wait.. Tanner L it's just some bear Like Reply 33m Tanner L Oh... okay. Like Reply 33m Tanner L we? Where'd Athena go? I want to hear about what happens to the Marshmallows* Okay, back to the ghost stories. Where were Like Reply - 33m Edited Well it's been twelve minutes. I think she gotten Tanner L eaten by a wild mother bear. Does this place have wifi? I bet I can find some good stories online. Link to my Profile Picture Like Reply 19m Tanner L EXACTLY 1000 WORDS LONG https://www.facebook.com/photo.php? Found one, and you know what's funny? IT'S * & theater Camping Level Like Reply-9m Nice job, honey. Kylie L -Dudl... Did he ust Pre tord to bechs Wife to cheer himselfo an? Reply 6m Write a reply.. more comments Write a comment.. CUTE FACE EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE Happened back when I still used Facebook, just dug it up in my computer. I am Athena, Tarran is a friend of mine.
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Wr121 is getting to me.: Banana Active 37 minutes ago Mla citations are literally bullshit. I mean this from the bottom of my heart. I truly and honestly believe them to be made up as the creator went along. It follows a set of rules that seem to bend to someone's will, seemingly changing with every instructor. A correct citation to one teacher is an incorrect citation to another. Fuck mla Imao I could write a goddamn song on how much I hate MLA citations If I had a choice to never cite MLA for the rest of my life and lick a big hairy tarantula 15 times, I would be well on my way to the big hairy tarantula store already. Fuck MLA citations. If MLA were a spice, it would be fucking ex-lax, because it's full of SHIT If MLA citations were a leader of a nation, that nation would be the Americas. If MLA citations were a feeling, it would be the feeling after realizing you should've studied for the super important 5 page test that begins in one minute. If MLA citations had a political preference, it would be an extremist of some kind. Probably conservative because that's objectively worse. If MLA were a pet owner, the pets would go malnourished and unbathed. If MLA citations were a roll of toilet paper, it would be the kind you find in grocery stores that aren't even single ply. It would be thinner than tissue paper and not even good for paper maché If MLA citations were a friend, it would talk shit about you behind your back and never pay off its loans If MLA citations were a piece of clothing, it would be the pre-ripped kind for "fashion" and the tag would constantly be digging into you. If MLA citations were a graphics processing unit, it would have been hacked to appear and read like a more powerful one than it actually is, and ultimately being a downgrade from even nothing because of how incompatible it ends up being with the drivers assigned to it. If MLA citations were a usb stick, it would be labeled as a 2gb but end up being an entire byte. If MLA citations were a pair of glasses, the glasses would have bifocals. If MLA citations were a credit card, it would decline in front of every line of people it was used in front of, never fail. If MLA citations were a business strategy, it would be employed by EA. If MLA citations were an aquatic creature, it would be a leech, because of how it sucks the life out of anyone who encounters it If MLA citations were a lifestyle, it would be a visco girl. If MLA citations were a keyboard, it would consist of only the Z key. Because it was never intended to be heavily used but then a few popular people used it and now everyone loves putting Z into everything. If MLA citations were an emoticon, it would be the lenny face ) because of how overused it is and how bad it is at communicating a message. If MLA citations were a sport, it would be competitive TiddlyWinks. If MLA citations were a location, it would be pee pee island because it pisses me off If MLA citations were a pencil, it would be an old fashioned wooden one with a stale eraser and led that was broken in perfectly spaced increments so that when you sharpened it, the led would fall out as soon as you started writing, and it would keep doing that for the entire pencil If MLA citations were a hairstyle, it would be an unironic mullet If MLA citations were a scooter, its tires would be shredded until they were square Ok I think I'm done Wr121 is getting to me.
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Idk if this belongs here, but i think this Bridge pages are interesting - since it's from adults to highschoolers: SE WARE SELF B2 LANGUAGE CD Track 9 TF Activities ODCASTS DO YOU SPEAK INTERNET? ON Now that we use smartphones with proper keyboards, our messages are much closer to standard written English. We've held on to the love of abbreviations* for certain phrases, though, giving us things like IMHO, LOL, ROFL and BRB. Some of these have become so welll known that they And although the internet hasn't actually changed English grammar too much yet, we are seeing a few changes in the way people are using grammar online. Probably the main one is people using nouns as verbs and vice versa. Facebook has had a big influence here, giving us like as a noun ("How many likes did you get?) and friend as a verb ("My Auntie Val has friended me-ugh!"). Other nouns that have become verbs include to flame (to write angry online messages), to stream (to watch or listen to something online), to troll and, of course, to google Syou cannot figure out how blog, pihabliet malware, emoticon and screenagar were formed, you can find the solution in the TF and ne month on the Bridge website are even used IRL. WTF? GLOSSARY American English and Beyond The main language of the internet is English, but the universal nature of the web means that different varieties of English from all over the world are reaching new people. Hinglish (Indian English, a mixture of English, Hindi, Punjabi and Urdu) has given us some great new terms such as co-brother (brother-in-law), glassi (thirsty) and prepone (meaning to bring something forward in time, i.e. the opposite of postpone). parts of a sentence ("I am tired because African-American English has supplied lots of words that have become familiar online such something abbreviation (a bri en)-a short form of a word or phrase pedant [ pednt)-a person who is too interested in formal rules and small details n asn mau e as3 -sded ujasodandas HOW THE WEB IS CHANGING ENGLISH VIRUS SURE Because Internet Why has the use of because changed? Because internet. Without getting too technical, traditionally because is a conjunction -it joins two phrases or RUOKM8? CUL8R BLOG TOR Technology has always changed English, and the English have always complained about it. It really got started when printing arrived some years ago, changing the world forever. Naturally, the English got right down to the job of complaining about the introduction of weird foreign words and new spellings. 1started watching a video on YouTube about cats and then another one started about lions and tigers and then one about good or attractive), woke (aware of problems safaris in Africa and ten videos later it was as bae (girlfriend/boyfriend), fleek (extremely in society) and squad (a group of friends). 3am.). The internet has decided, however, that because can also be a preposition, often followed by a noun, so we get, "I am tired because YouTube." This new usage hen it was the telephone. Suddenly you could speak to someone on the other side of the planet, but for some people the most important thing was the resulting fashion for this horrible new word hello. "What's wrong with good morning, good day and good night?" they moaned*. It was worse still with television. And now it is the turn of the internet. And how polite are you whilst online? WRITING IN ALL CAPS or not respecting people's privacy are examples of bad neti ette (internet + etiquette) that are gua nteed to annoy your fellow netizens (inte net+ citizen). Blog, phablet, malware err con and screenager are all formed in tranner. Do you know what words they a made from and what they mean? monster), virus, torrent and mouse We surf the internet instead of the oceans, lete spam instead of eating it, and these da,s t is not only birds that tweet. Liking Likes and Friending Friends New words and expressions are one thing, but messing with grammar is what really makes language pedants* mad. The Joys of Combining Another way to make a completely word is to combine two words that alrea dy exist. You might like to listen to podcasts but did you know that the word comes from iPod and broadcast? is very typical of the spirit of the internet: it assumes we can fill in the picture for ourselves so it is not necessary to go into too much detailL Other examples might be, "I'm 2kg heavier this month because pizza" or "I failed my maths test because Fortnite. new The original Spam was a type of cheap tinned meat. Whether these changes become part of standard English or not in the future remains to be seen, orter, Faster, Better? When mobile phones first became popular in the late 1990s and early 2000s, text messages were limited to 160 characters and were expensive to send. This led to people removing and replacing as many letters as they Could, so phrases like RUOKM8? CUL8R became pretty normal. (If you can't work it out, that's "Are you OK, mate? See you later.") New Words for New Things but one thing we are sure of is that the language has been changing for all its existence, and the internet will probably only make it stronger. Because English. Liam Peach (UK) The internet has introduced thousands I'm the real troll! of new words into our everyday speech. New concepts clearly need new words to describe them (for example gif and selfie). Most of the "new" words, though, are formed by combining, adapting or repurposing* existing words. After all, why make up an entirely can update the meaning of an old one? Changing what words mean irritates some people, but English has always been recycling and changing words - the word nice, for example, once meant stupid (it's true - look it up!). In the internet age, this practice shows no slowing down. So we get new definitions for words like troll tweet SPAM tweet new word when you Classic How many likes did you get? signs of (originally a Scandinavian RDGE/Sep Idk if this belongs here, but i think this Bridge pages are interesting - since it's from adults to highschoolers
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