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Apparently, Bitch, and Moms: ruby-white-rabbit There's a turtle in my yard laying eggs This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose I'm not ready to be a single mom I know shit about reptiles I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care I'm googling turtles right now, I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she's a box turtle? 70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH?? iplemons You a mom now Text from stepmom "watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They'll eat the eggs so chase them off ruby-white-rabbit mrswinterbarnes Name her Sharron, she sounds like she doesn't care about her kids @mrswinterbarnes you're not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye?? I don't think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA DAMN IT SHARRON First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny?? UPDATE SHES BACK NEVERMIND ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE That's two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me ladystud Call this one Susan blad-the-inhaler You're like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit
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Apparently, Bitch, and Moms: ruby-white-rabbit There's a turtle in my yard laying eggs This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose I'm not ready to be a single mom I know shit about reptiles I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care I'm googling turtles right now, I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she's a box turtle? 70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH?? iplemons You a mom now Text from stepmom "watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They'll eat the eggs so chase them off ruby-white-rabbit mrswinterbarnes Name her Sharron, she sounds like she doesn't care about her kids @mrswinterbarnes you're not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye?? I don't think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA DAMN IT SHARRON First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny?? UPDATE SHES BACK NEVERMIND ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE That's two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me ladystud Call this one Susan blad-the-inhaler You're like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit I'm trying to figure out when "oh, it's only midnight" to "omg it's already midnight" #lawnmowerpeople
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Apparently, Bitch, and Moms: ruby-white-rabbit There's a turtle in my yard laying eggs This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose I'm not ready to be a single mom I know shit about reptiles I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care I'm googling turtles right now, I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she's a box turtle? 70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH?? iplemons You a mom now Text from stepmom "watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They'll eat the eggs so chase them off ruby-white-rabbit mrswinterbarnes Name her Sharron, she sounds like she doesn't care about her kids @mrswinterbarnes you're not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye?? I don't think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA DAMN IT SHARRON First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny?? UPDATE SHES BACK NEVERMIND ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE That's two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me ladystud Call this one Susan blad-the-inhaler You're like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit
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Apparently, Bitch, and Moms: ruby-white-rabbit There's a turtle in my yard laying eggs This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose I'm not ready to be a single mom I know shit about reptiles I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care I'm googling turtles right now, I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she's a box turtle? 70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH?? iplemons You a mom now Text from stepmom "watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They'll eat the eggs so chase them off ruby-white-rabbit mrswinterbarnes Name her Sharron, she sounds like she doesn't care about her kids @mrswinterbarnes you're not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye?? I don't think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA DAMN IT SHARRON First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny?? UPDATE SHES BACK NEVERMIND ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE That's two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me ladystud Call this one Susan blad-the-inhaler You're like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit I'm trying to figure out when "oh, it's only midnight" to "omg it's already midnight" #lawnmowerpeople
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Animals, Bad, and Energy: Here are the traits of an Empath. See if any of these sound familiar to you. If they do, I recommend researching how to control the skill * Random mood swings even though you have no idea why. You scarch for possible reasons why you may be feeling the way you do and attach labels that don't really fit * In crowds, your emotions run high and anxiety-ridden, panicky, frustrated, angry. You m谩y want to be in a large crowd, but every time you do, you end up feeling tired (and it's because you emotionally run a marathon of different emotions). change often-you get People seek you out to confide in you *People like being around you, but every time they are, they end up talking about their problems/issues and yet, your problems/issues are rarely spoken of, if at all You have a need to make everyone feel better/fecl happier and take steps to make it happen * You somehow just "know" what people need to hear in order to feel better about themselves You have difficulty expressing your own emotions and much prefer to focus on someone else You often ignore people's bad treatment of you--explaining it away because they need you, and on some level, that's enough for you * You are the natural healer, helper & you always sacrifice for others. You NEED to help people. *You are a magnet/receptacle for negative energy. Not because you started out feeling negative, but because others need a place to put theii negative energy (and there you were, ready to reccive it!) You don't like feeling bad/down/negative/sad, but you feel resigned & believe it to be part of your lot in life * You are the natural animal lover! You love animals--they make you feel happy and a love that feels like pure innocence * You are a "nature baby" Being in the country, by the water, at the beach, a good rain storm, etc.-anything to do with nature brings youa sense of peace that you just crave THE MINDS JOURNAL
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Dad, Dtf, and Food: Sunday 10:29 PM James. I like long, hard, sweaty romantic walks to the squat rack and then to the fridge and/or food truck and then to the sofa for a nap, but mostly food and naps and ice cream. I'm also a fan of run-on sentences Today 11:20 PM Really that your opening statement? #titsoutforesus didn't give it away? 47 miles away I have class, manners and sophistication... expect the same! Smart, funny(absolutely love to laugh) and FUN! I have one daughter who is super cool and there is zero drama in my life. I got my crap together. I am on here to date where it could lead to be more... longggggg term relationship -absolutely NO hookups!! So gross. The best of it all, I LOVE Jesus!!! I'd really like to be able to be the type of person that can portray a facade of myself in an attempt to woo somebody but I feel that would be doing a disservice to everyone Sent GIF ype a message 156% 2:57 PM James, 36 n Stand-up Philosopher a Texas Tech O less than a mile away Will tell EVERYONE we met on Tinde. Some of y'all don't understand what "unicorn" means it on here No profile-boring, lazy, or DTF Judging by the pictures on here, Jesus was a boob guy. I'm not condemning. #titsoutforiesus If you can't laugh at yourself, ll probably write a joke about you My kids are shit photographers. All 1 have are selfies Winter "bulk" mode. Even bigger in person. 6'1 (actual) 245 INTP. Libra. Empath. Upgraded dad bod. Nerd-bro My Anthem Boomerang JoJo Siwa My Top Spotify Artists Stitc Sophisticated FUN!
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