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Advice, Being Alone, and Another One: bvaunit-os Irish neonle: The faeries arent real Irish pegple: No fucking way will l go in that faerie ring queer-femme-romulan u don't fuck with a stone i the middle of a field#these are just facts#nobody does itfairies will Wlookilvou don't go in a fairy ring and y fuck you up#lreland#folklore#Mairies (Via @false-dawn) taise dawn USTEN LISTEN out senously though youcab FUCK U UP and there are faiy rings let alone in farmers Selds heye live rs gt eth and clas s a gant y fort near whel This is true Rearrange road plans to avoid a fairy tree etcl ut down a taene fort tee and ded the ned week dont Look, I don't believe in God, but I will not disrespect the Good Gentiemen of the Hils That's iust common sense. ohmeursault Between this and the icelanders with their elves I do not understand what is going on above the 50th parallel superindianslug ut don't Ndont have to believe in evervthing ml elocinneem that nart Sdduane This is truer than true, Especialy the Irish part Let me tell you what I know about this after living here for nearly thirty vears This is a modern European country, the home of hot net startups, . broadband on Earth, People here live in this century, HARD Yet they get nervous about waking up that ane hill close to their home aften dark, because, you know... stuff happens there. I know this because Peter and I live next to One Of Those Hills. There are inht for lue es e d h da long without harm coming to us, I have no idea. For all I know, it's ascribed cithn cstinnshic Side d omt the t ward of "sily, which used to be English for "erazy, is the Old English saelig holy.) or otherwise somehow weirdly exempt s n t us about normal modern Irish people living in normal modern Ireland. You bear about this in whispers, though, in the pub. late at night, when all gne away and no one but the locals are EDHnd Thet baTh one place. There is a deep understanding that there is something here slats an cheude on e iswlce to kigkin unmolested So vou areet the magpies, singly or otherwise You t stones in the middle polite to it and pass onward about your business without further comment uOnersonally now anyaraopls of enle not to see, not to hear. Some things have just been here (for various values be here still ater vou're gone That's the way of it When vou hear the story about the idiots who for a prank chainsawed the centuries-old fairy tree a they're probably thinking: "Poor fuckers. They're doomed" And if asked by some particularty self-destructive ways to increase entropy.) Meanabile, in Iceland: the county council that carelessly knocked a known elf rock off a hilside when repairing a road has had to go dig the rock up mest impossible damn stuff hacpen to it since that vou ever heard of Doubtless some nice person (maybe theyll send out for the Priest of Thoe kind to the afar, belatedly begging their pardon for the inconvenience They're building the alfar a new temple, too. Atlantic islands Faerie we har thesegaddamnpancakes The Southwest is lke this in some ways. You don't go traveling along the i a uus h e uur landon han whatever .d ie tha tundiscussed and unnamed (because to seat Else something best I ER at the too of your damn lungs at them) will jump in to the car, after which you're gonna AND ALSOICNORANT OF WHAT YOURE CARABLE have a bad time. actu and makee uo eee by face alone, lest something imitating a person get at you. They like to then n ganaral yu den kh te soe to the lights in the sky (no, this isn't a god damn night vale reference, yes I'm senous) and the woods, you lock up at night and you don't answer the doon r buddy a thanngerfuckingfemalefury So much good advice in this post right here anciantathnt-dd.. e south and... vou just... don't go into the woods or fields at TIve a Don't go near bia trees in the night If vou live on a farm, don't look outside the windows at night I have broken all these rules. Ive seen some shit ut you didnt realize your mom is home... it's Iit sounds lae vour mom not your mom, Promise. But the/re not suner keen ar he waked gm the parch hce. as y boit wa You think it's the neighbor kids It's not the neighbor kids Mg a3by er the coyo ich when vou hear another one screaming vou ijust tum the ty up a Ittle more. oher thing you seriously REALLY dont want to fuck with that Soin the south especially near the mountains, vou just go straight from your car to inside your house, draw your curtains and watch tv if you see lights in the fields just fucking leave it alone. Eyes forward. Don't be fucking stupid. Mind your own business. Call your neighbors and tell them to bring the cats in, There's covotes out. Some of them know. Most of them don't. ivar Lteraly of quandhing e is iut the bil s pipe tobacco in the weeks leading up to the battle anniversaries Shit's wild and I sound fuckina crazy but I swear to god it's true. witchywoman mes aound, ts fny levnte to open up ehe notes E e tonight, but you know, it's fir wynwraigh or 5+ vears. This shit is LEGIT un s th e tuo Catholio auer E NOUGH an these at wig T l places where vou wanna start littering % ayantlers Americar (northem Appalachia) but had lots and lots of corn fields and cow pastures ing so We had 'witches' in the mountains (more like ghost-women who will snatch you up by making you wander in a daze around the forest like the Blair into one or something will follow you) But we also had the cornfield demons. I've witnessed this many imes few inches anart finth aline i h hd glow of deer eves in the headlights. More like embers of a dying fire d mirer and upu an see the nd in idn o the stil watching you, If you bring it up with the driver, they'l call you paranoid. but grip the wheel a bit tighter and driver a little faster past it many times and wasn't really concerned. My main worry was av gbecause in moopladwas the eves. I immediately averted mine (because for some reason that's how atcbica Lhead atling and sathe ues come eleser and L took of running. I got to my friends without a scratch, but I was terified I parents agreed and shared their stories. I brought it up more and almost everyone knew what I was talking about It was a phenomenon a lot of r mentioned. To this day, I don't linger around poorly light cornfields at night matt-the-blind-sinnamon.cel edevilnheaichemy and I are very old friends. I used to live in the end of finals and the start of winter break, and we just were celebrating ith late gh laco Bel. Wel, we g ue elide t a canyon, near her place. Now, we both had made this trip many, many ere's normal winter night in SoCal Well, about halfway through I start to get scared. For no reason. Within the span of wo hatbeans i grewao eaed and wood to the driver's side. Turn around." sav, quickly Dude akeady on it the mirror as she's nealinn away and see the creature it was vanuely humanoid, and hairless, with elongated limbs and pitch black eyes, on al mick ree noint turn Upok in thinking hey that's lke the creatures from Until Dawn, I call bulshit on this. Well, Until Dawn was four years away, and it wasn't even in deas Then at the y from it a same fime bath cf us net this instint and we speak Don't look in the backseat." Needless to sav, neither of us did. She drove the lights of her complex at: damn ne r90 on a dark canvon unt the mouth of it ar ag clu to a andeide aod bat aned bak u'mabistees oL go digging. I visit major, and research aways has been my first love used ums our the whole valley t o belen in a arrived, they vanished. Without a trace. We have a graveyard of theirs that and nobody wants to live there Personaly I do think the creature is a wendigo. That ehain of mountains is funbeoken chain that leads right up the Serra Nevadas and Donner THE Donner Pass You do the math poisonousdame @carolinemb88 dyadgum I'm from Northern Califomia myself, state capitol, and while we dont have much by way of critters (sure, we've got Bigfoot up in the redwnods hut se guys are mostly hamless) (theuch there are plenty of those areat many f thm are teatse abosts most of whom are harmless, though some are very particular) What we'vw Country to the Fast Coast and then alpng thousands of miles of wanpn trail We've got cur fair share of phantom hitchhikers and women in white, but Things That Survived The Flood. There was mostly what we've got are t be there was enough sediment left behind that what had been the second foor of buildings was now the ground floor comedic history tours, we started from and retumed to a restaurant that Eoodh ad there 3 rtrescen dn there that gnt nd at unrat and no one questioned it, but the door to that storeroom was pretty much right coce Lbeard knocking and scratching and one of my very last trurs Lont a facefull of wet-plant rot smell (not quite mildew, but not stinky ike rotting It's one of the reasons I stopped doing the tours, realy, because I was starting to get the feeling I was being singled out, and I didnt want to fod teaboot Jived in the woods on the northwest coast of canada When I was lke One day, I decided to go for a wak in a part of the woods I had never been bring my grandma's dog with me, just running free and off-leash. These are b thuck aleen to the h nd about an hour in I hear is strange whisting Just a short call- One long, sharp hot eal it ubiats anaie 'm amed solbiste again Lona cal shot call and then just to be fun, I throw in a little trill at the end. It whistles freak me out, but i was in a REALLY good mood. A realy weirdly good mood. So, I whistled again And when it whistled back to me, I giggled. I... came again, and there was a rustle in the distance. Seeing a shadv ddeni realized I hadnt seen the dog in a while. I logked around, and saw him a eame again clese this tme anddd e gone. Instant fear. I got the dog's attention and we absolutely booked it out had any idea what was whisting with me in the forest. Maybe some kind of mercing with thisidand their doa ont remembad that hen u a kid, we leamed about the Tsonoqua woman. The Tsonoqua woman is ce bar bask and bar lone tanpled hair Whee abildre wander auua from camp, it is said that she snatches them up in her basket and steals them sight, she uses her keen ears to unt and calls out with a birdlke whistle Enormal-horescopes I have lived in southem California for a lfetime. There are things here that ou ever take any advice from my blog, please, please, remember tis Coyotes don't hunt in packs Don’t Go Out At Night
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Community, Funny, and God: 4GT 79 8:45 PM V Recommended communities Spo Popular Video Games Memes Home Re r/slavs_squatting JOINED 109,176 members 31 online 3 no description needed, slavs gonna slav D Нот РOSTS r/slavs_squatting 9d i.redd.it Why is this sub going down the hill? (love note to slavs_squatting) A Recently for the last 2 months or even 3 there was huge influx of memes which don't belong to this community/subreddit. Many of memes "you" post here belong in r/ANormal DayIn Russia, if you want to post something funny and cool like please go post there. I've joined this subbreddit 3 years ago and like it said in the title its slavs_squating yeah 90% of those people aren't slavs but still it was, genuinely make a funny picture and post it here, and community will ironically laugh at it, not take it seriously. Like many other bashing communities. е: Not to mention today we are breaking like 3 of 4 main rules of this subbreddit: 1. only slav, We broke it but in the end it was fun and created whole community here 2. only squats, Which was the main thing now its being replaced by a normal memes that don't correspond with what this subbreddit is for. I honestly don't want this community go to waste and become another r/dankmeme or useless brother of r/ANormalDayInRussia and for the love of god not a r/mallninjashit There, that's what i wanted to spill out. S Share 44 4 rc r/slavs_squatting 1d i.redd.it Heavy Set R S Didn't even care to see what you guys post on this sub the title was enough
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Being Alone, Food, and Shower: 555 Reviews WRITE REVIEW "Poor food" 0 17 Νον 2012 Brian E (1 Review) Thave been eating at for well over ten years, in general the food and service has always been good. I went there with by daughter last night. The starters ware pleasant, I had the garlic mushrooms, she had the prawns. For the main course, we both had the Ravioli Pollo. It tasted nice - the pasta may have been a bit overdone, but nothing to complain about. On leaving the restaurant, we both felt a bit "windy". So much so, that my daughter (in her own car) decided not to go straight home, but was obliged to make a detour to her boyfriend's house just off attend to the pressing matter that nature had thrust upon her, and avail herself to the bathroom facilities there. I drove home, smiling smugly to myself at her misfortune. Part way home, I received a text from my daughter, asking if I was ok. "Fine, no issues here" I replied, by this time grinning like a to Cheshire cat at her misfortune. Approximately 30 seconds after hitting the 'send' button on my text, I felt a deep rumbling from within my bowels. Just a bit of gas' I thought to myself, and being alone in the car, I leaned toward the passenger side to let the gas escape. This was a huge mistake. A sound, not dissimilar to a thousand ducks being systematically tortured, erupted from my rear end. It wasn't gas, and it wasn't solid either. It was wet. I was obliged to drive the last two miles home sitting in my own shart. Upon reaching home, I was obliged to walk like John Wayne to my front door. Goodness knows what the neighbours must have thought. I waddled to the bathroom to finish the off the indignity, and then proceeded to have a rather distasteful shower. Once showered, I changed into a pair of overalls, armed myself with some Cif and a wad of paper towels, and went outside to attend to the murky mess on the driver's seat of my car. This was not the pleasant evening out that I had originally envisioned at 6:30pm earlier that day. I will not be going to suggest to anybody who does deicide to go there that they avoid the Ravioli Pollo. again. I would Management Response Owner 18 Nov 2012 us with your very Thanks very much for regaling detailed account of your experience. We take food hygiene extremely seriously and as we are being accused of food poisoning I want to raise a couple of points with you: 1. The symptoms you describe (diarrhoea) don't start until at least 4 hours after you have consumed the offending food item. That therefore means it was something you ate prior to your visit to Agency website will help give more details about how you can prevent food poisoning in the The Food Standards home. 2. I appreciate that you wanted to air your opinion to the world, especially because it is so witty, but there are better channels to follow. Firstly, if there are any potential problems at know about it. That way we can scrutinise our operating procedures to see if we have any want to Truly masterful review of a local restaurant

Truly masterful review of a local restaurant

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Chair, Living, and Edge: PRI One small push of the chair could end it all... Living on the edge over here.

One small push of the chair could end it all... Living on the edge over here.

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