Season 6
Season 6

Season 6

part ii
 part ii

part ii

willie
willie

willie

critic
critic

critic

players
players

players

gamers
gamers

gamers

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oed

oed

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focusing

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comming

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Bad, Bored, and Fucking: Anonymous 08/27/18(Mon)14:41:23 No.6166829861668810261668893261669018 2261669060 3261675736 2616768166168278061684415 261689081 2261690259 2261695260 2261702606 File: Dipper the Warlock or Wizard.jpg (42 KB, 471x750) >61667972 >>61667997 61668002 Surprisingly, I'm not actually that affected by it. I'm kinda just numb The DM really, REALLY, like cartoons. Like a lot. And Undertale, but mostly cartoons We had a couple "rivals", mostly "better adventuring parties" and bad guys >Party is in the ice place we were supposed to be in from the first greentext >Kinda just walking around the perimeter of a camp and randomly fighting things, really low effort shit >We eventually get to fucking DO SOMETHING FINALLY >We're lead to a cavern, where an edgy necrotic cat man talked to our Steven Universe Gem Sorcerer with Autism >The cat starts choking him, "cracking his gem". Everybody else gasps, I continue playing Hearthstone and shitposting, barely paying attention to this shit >After that, we enter a cavern where there are two paths and a hole inbetween them >We are greeted by our mortal enemies... >Wilson from Don't Starve, a clown, Doggo from Undertale but a wild magic sorcerer (The DM really liked wild magic), Wilson's melty shadow doggo, and Asriel from Undertale but with a scarf >We engage in glorious combat where a bunch of autism happens, mostly thanks to wild magic Doggo gets perma genderbent, my ork gets bored of the fight and starts dragging him/her out of the cavern but gets stopped by people who hate fun >Then, our Starman (the Homestuck Troll was out of commission that day) had to roll wild magic >He gets result 10,000, which reads: "The nearest star explodes" >This should just automatically end the game, but because we have a starman, it instead results in a miniature supernova which only affects the cave. However, the player warns us, and we run out >He stays behind to take out the bad guys in the supernova >We get out of the cave, have a mini-cry I guess, then go back to our base >The bad guys show up at our house to taunt us >They survived a fucking supernova
Beard, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: 08/08/2016 8:05PM My name Once upon a time a rambunctious young memer named resided as princess of the Cringe Kingdom. One day while rejecting her usual line up of suitors from other kingdoms, she noticed something special about a beta bitch prince named They spent several days talking and quickly realized they eerily shared just about every common interest under the sun. The lad may have fallen too quickly for the princess, but he couldn't help it after receiving her breathtaking smile through her tear-stained face. She was an absolute angel. Even inspiring him to summon the spirit of Billy Mays to clean his chambers with the powers of Oxiclean His name am Rocket was hatchin ext diabolical plan for world At the same tim domination, its easier than getting their hands on Ash's Pikachu, so they sent a Shadow Darkrai out with a specific task; to curse all princess' into deep slumber, Thank god they didn't send a Hypno or some Bill Cosby shit could've happened seriously, that pokemon has rape problems. After several weeks of trying to get in contact with choice... to assemble the Overwatch team, and save the princess. realized something had gone terribly wrong. He had only one flew on his Charizard over to Mt. Silver, most legendary duel location in existence, where the Darkrai was hiding with his own Overwatch team. He spots Tracer riding on Scientist Harambe's back and directs his Charizard to follow them onto the battlefield. Ironically, Harambe is immediately taken out by a full squad of Widowmakers. Tracer becomes enraged and goes on a killing spree while hops off Charizard and gets caught in a Junkrat trap like a fucking pleb. He throws a pokeball and yells "Here come dat boi!" as a Politoed emerges and chases after the enemies. Thankfully Junkrat's traps are as shitty as this story is, sowas free to tackle the grenade launching bastard while his Charizard hits the both of them with a Fire Blast. Not very effective... particularly against a Junkrat, however, it triggered his explosives and fire burst in all directions looks better without it anyway. From the sidelines D.va blankly stared wide-eyed into the burning battle, choking down Doritos while attempting to hum K-Pop tunes. s beard was singed clean off, he Just as Dat Boi was hydro pumping the last enemy off the edge of the mountain Darkrai descends and drops a Dark Pulse so hot it made Snoop Dogg proud Pokemon were knocked out, he and Tracer were the last two standing. He quickly starts devising a plan, it all rests on this moment, no room for error, harambe's sacrifice, the princess' curse... it all comes down to this one chance to defea- ALRIGHT TIMES UP! LETS DO THIS! LEEEROOOOOY JEEEENKIIIINNNS" Tracer screams as she blinks towards Darkrai. In a motion so quick Darkrai had no time to react, Tracer was sliding underneath him, planting her pulse bomb directly, and the sliding away in a filthy frank gun pose... right off the edge of the mountain. She led herself just long pose and slide off the mountain a ug e pulse bomb went off and sent Darkrai into th ng the pokemon go players second time. A true he of pie importantly lifting the curse. As the last one standing world ardust, e world, and mo was praised around the e savior of everypo awoke hazy from h ckle, and Litten. She quickly turned to h ng kept warm by her Bulba ma wa wa so shockingly fakengay, she cringed with every fiber of her being and though this dork is rad as fuh. He'd fit wel inge Kingdom, but clearly nd out f Damn Da e Cr sm". W ever see him aga ext time on DRAGON BALL Z! e cancer that story gives, you ha rvi gag me with a rusty fork
America, Disney, and Facebook: 21 Hilarious Wavs To Amuse Yourself 1. Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes into your friend's diet coke. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode. Make Hogwarts rejection letters and then Put in mailboxes of my enemies. 2. 3. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! l've been turned into a parrot." 4. Change Facebook name to "No One." Like people's statuses... 5. Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public. 6. Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing. 7. Tell kids we are going to Disney Land. Drive kids to old burnt out factory. Tell kids Disney Land burned down. 8. Divide by zero. Escape math class through the wormhole it creates 9. Build a time machine. Kill people who invented math. 10. Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo. 11. Run into a store, ask what year is it. When someone answers, yell, "It worked!" and run out cheering. 12. Break personal record for days without dying 13. Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner. 14. Give out free hugs for $1. 15. Find out whose cruel idea it was to put an "s" in the word "lisp." Give them a high-five. 16. Make your dying words, "I hid it in South America." 17. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other. 18. Spray a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Laugh because he will never have any friends. 19. Find out what color a chameleon is while it's on a mirror. 20. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public 21. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that LoveThisPic.com