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Adobe, Photoshop, and Best: Candidate Requirements 5+ years of relevant web programming experience in various languages Experience in Designing and developing Responsive Websites is a must. (2+ years development experience) Deep understanding of 508 compliance requirements and experience developing websites with 508 compliance requirements is a must. Expert level coding skills in Javascript and form validation, is a must (Javascript guru) 5+ years in CSS, HTML, JavaScript in a Java/J2EE environment. Expert level experience in developing JQuery, JQuery UI and Media Queries Experience developing/testing websites on multiple browsers and mobile devices browsers is a must. Experience working with JAWS is a must. Good conceptual understanding of DOM and DOM Manipulation is a must. Experience developing JSPs and working in Java/12EE environment is a strong plus. Deep understanding of responsive libraries such as Bootstrap.js and Modernizer.js Experience with User Experience Design and User Interface design Experience using Adobe Photoshop and Axure Experience with cross browser compatibility and Ul performance . Β· . . . Must demonstrate strong interaction and rapid prototype engineering skills across a broad spectrum of technologies including: HTML, CSS, JavaScript: DOM manipulation and Ajax, Strong knowledge of jQuery, XML/ISON, Axure, Adobe Photoshop. Experience with Ul unit testing frameworks Experience with software engineering best practices (e.g. unit testing, code reviews, design documentation). Experience working in an Agile environment. . . Experience developing systems which were implemented in production with high quality and high availability Experience using Eclipse, Maven, Jenkins and Perforce desirable Experience designing/developing Java/J2EE applications is a plus.
Adobe, Photoshop, and Best: Candidate Requirements
 5+ years of relevant web programming experience in various languages
 Experience in Designing and developing Responsive Websites is a must. (2+ years development experience)
 Deep understanding of 508 compliance requirements and experience developing websites with 508 compliance requirements is a must.
 Expert level coding skills in Javascript and form validation, is a must (Javascript guru)
 5+ years in CSS, HTML, JavaScript in a Java/J2EE environment.
 Expert level experience in developing JQuery, JQuery UI and Media Queries
 Experience developing/testing websites on multiple browsers and mobile devices browsers is a must.
 Experience working with JAWS is a must.
 Good conceptual understanding of DOM and DOM Manipulation is a must.
 Experience developing JSPs and working in Java/12EE environment is a strong plus.
 Deep understanding of responsive libraries such as Bootstrap.js and Modernizer.js
 Experience with User Experience Design and User Interface design
 Experience using Adobe Photoshop and Axure
 Experience with cross browser compatibility and Ul performance
 .
 Β·
 .
 .
 .
 Must demonstrate strong interaction and rapid prototype engineering skills across a broad spectrum of technologies including: HTML, CSS, JavaScript: DOM
 manipulation and Ajax, Strong knowledge of jQuery, XML/ISON, Axure, Adobe Photoshop.
 Experience with Ul unit testing frameworks
 Experience with software engineering best practices (e.g. unit testing, code reviews, design documentation).
 Experience working in an Agile environment.
 .
 . Experience developing systems which were implemented in production with high quality and high availability
 Experience using Eclipse, Maven, Jenkins and Perforce desirable
 Experience designing/developing Java/J2EE applications is a plus.
Apparently, Driving, and Kfc: 14 points 6 hours ago* I cant wait till 90% of train drivers are out of jobs and we have a smart MRT like most other developed countries. For those of yoy downvoting me, having automated trains even at GoA3 automation will create significantly more jobs accross science and technology, r&d, university funding etc We are replacing low skilled lever monkeys with highly trained scientists and engineers permalink embed save report give gold reply ours ago Maybe you won't be down voted if you don't call hard working people "lever monkeys" permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply 11 points 4 hours ago The guys at big w and woolies are hard working but they're still checkout monkeys. It's not an insult. Its just that compared to engineers and scientists they aren't exactly performing a difficult job permalink embed save parent report give gold reply 4 points 3 hours ago Regardless of how difficult a job is they are contributing to society. And, a lot of checkout jobs are to pay for an education, which includes engineering and the sciences. They could also be hard working single parents who have to provide. Calling someone a monkey is an insult. permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply 9 points 3 hours ago Sure they are. I spent alot of my early years working at KFC and Myer. It's still a monkey job. It's not an insult it just means its a job with very low levels of critical thinking or required higher education permalink embed save parent report give gold reply points 2 hours ago I'd like to see you drive a train (and respect people regardless of their job) permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply [-1 Β·-1 points 2 hours ago Sure. Give me some training and I'm sure i could. You're having a laugh if you think driving a train is even remotely close to anything requiring university level studies in STEM permalink embed save parent report give gold reply level studies in
Apparently, Driving, and Kfc: 14 points 6 hours ago*
 I cant wait till 90% of train drivers are out of jobs and we have a smart MRT like most other developed countries.
 For those of yoy downvoting me, having automated trains even at GoA3 automation will create significantly more jobs
 accross science and technology, r&d, university funding etc
 We are replacing low skilled lever monkeys with highly trained scientists and engineers
 permalink embed save report give gold reply
 ours ago
 Maybe you won't be down voted if you don't call hard working people "lever monkeys"
 permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
 11 points 4 hours ago
 The guys at big w and woolies are hard working but they're still checkout monkeys. It's not an insult. Its just that
 compared to engineers and scientists they aren't exactly performing a difficult job
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
 4 points 3 hours ago
 Regardless of how difficult a job is they are contributing to society. And, a lot of checkout jobs are to pay for an
 education, which includes engineering and the sciences. They could also be hard working single parents who have to
 provide. Calling someone a monkey is an insult.
 permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
 9 points 3 hours ago
 Sure they are. I spent alot of my early years working at KFC and Myer. It's still a monkey job. It's not an insult it just
 means its a job with very low levels of critical thinking or required higher education
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
 points 2 hours ago
 I'd like to see you drive a train (and respect people regardless of their job)
 permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
 [-1 Β·-1 points 2 hours ago
 Sure. Give me some training and I'm sure i could. You're having a laugh if you think driving a train is even remotely
 close to anything requiring university level studies in STEM
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
 level studies in
Dumb, Gg, and Jesus: P.A.M.E.LA is an Early Access indie game Nvyve Studios is developing P.A.M.E.L.A using Unity Unity is having a bug preventing "a huge update just about ready to launch." and "This is going to be the most substantial content update since launch," in where. The developers cant produce a game copy with lighting since December 2017. And have been waiting on unity to provide a fiX. .%Jan 21 @ 6:15am What happens to funds when the game wouldnt be released ??? for the stupidily enough ones who bought this game on day one or few weeks later. (myselr ncluded) do these people get their money back, say 23 or 25 bucks depending on JUST IN CASE THAT IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO FINISH or UNSUFFICIENT CUSTOMERS or DEVELOPMENT HELL (again gg) just want to remind that it 'd got a timelapse of 6-12 months and NOW were on month 10 of EA and theres NOT A SINGLE MAP DEVELOPED since THEN I just bug fixes and fixes.. elc proplems with UNITY.(shall i ??) than we had some minor stuff as level streaming, engineering and recycle. but HONESTLY. (no comment) not a full year for such COMMON SENSE tasks. iUNDERSTAND its a PITY.. .mmpt... INDIE TEAM but who cares as long as a few 1000s people are contributing.?????!!!! !?????? LAST chapter i was done in mid summer with engine testing, maps fine so far, overall condition just perfect, runs nice and smoothly, (quad, sod, and gbr10's) then somethinig happened the keybindings got stuck (literally) i cannot use my mouse tor pointing (POINTLESS) to use E instead.. and and amd.. SO were waiting for ONE NEW MAP since october news update... now WONT YOU ? have a nice day 3 hours ago Jesus christ the formatting in this post is horrible Moving on、 i'm going to respond to each of your points. Onginaly posted by What happens to funds when the game wouldnt be released ??? Where did you read or get the idea that the game would not be released? Ive seen no signs of development stopping Only obstacles that, as far as ive seen, Nvyve studios are willing to for the stupidly enough ones who bought this game on day one or tew weeks later.. (myself included) do these people get their money back, say 23 or 25 bucks depending on location or sales Why the hell would people who bought this game need their money back? I bought the game when it was on sale, and I'm very happy about my purchase. And what qualifies each person to be stupid? And why are are you calling yourself stupid? JUST IN CASE THAT IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO FINISH or UNSUFFICIENT CUSTOMERS or DEVELOPMENT HELL (again gg) 1. Do you WANT the gam e to be released in a rushed, unfinished mess? Or would you like for the developers to take their time making and polishing the game, literally releasing the progress they've made to us VIA EA so that we can give feedback and enjoy the game? So that in the end, the game can reach a full proper, bug free launch? 2 If a lack of funds is a problem due to "insufficient customers", why the hell do you think itsa bright idea to return the funds they already have? That would just make the problem worsel to www.owler com) So i dont think funding is going to be a 3. The game clearly is not in development hell Just look at the change logs that have been made since release Oniginaly posted by i just want to remind that it'd got a timelapse of 6-12 months and NOW were on month 10 of EA and theres NOT A SINGLE MAP DEVELOPED since THEN I just bug fxes and Tooes. etc proplems with UNITY (shall i ?) Where did you get 6-12 months from? . If you had looked at the store page of the game, played the game, and looked at the intentions of the developers. You would see that Nvyve studios currently intends to have only 1 map (eden 52), and have that map be made up of mutiple districts. And to build upon what we currently have by adding more areas and districts for us to explore. Unless im mistaken. Whats wrong with bug fixes? Do you just want more and more content, and not have s content The developers can't help it if the unity engine goes awry, and have clearly stated that they are working with unity to help fix the current issues preventing release. Because i dont think you want the latest update to break lighting Shal you what? Originallyposted by than we had some minor stuff as level streaming, engineering and recycle. . but HONESTLY..(no comment) not a full year for such COMMON SENSE tasks How convenlent of you to forget about the (supposedly huge) Nirvana district thats going to arrive soon. And level streaming level streaming is gonna be a huge improvement, ignoring the performance bonus The initial load into the game will become much much shorter, as promised by the devs. Which would stop people from being turned off by the game Im going to assume you mean crafting The crafting system, as shown in Dev blog 79, is going to be getting a huge update. Not minor in any sense. Id even call it a complete overhaul. Not to mention the supposed performance bonus we'd get from it .Call me dumb, but i cant understand the rest of that sentence Originaly posted by I UNDERSTAND its a PITY.. .mmpft. INDIE TEAM. but who cares as long as a few 1000's people are contributing????777? IIRC, there is a total of about 8 people currently working on the game, not a few 1000 Its not a indie team if over a few thousand people are working on it Originaly posted by chapter When did we transition to chapter style formatting? Where can i go to leave a negative review of this novel for poor formatting? . i was done in mid summer with engine testing, maps fine so far, overall condition just perfect, runs nice and smoothly, (quad, sdd, and gt10's) then somethinig happened: nothing the keybindings got stuck (Iterally) i cannot use my mouse for pointing (POINTLESS) to use E instead.. and and amd Engine testing? Tell me morel Nice system! What kind of 10 series gpu do you have? . . You encountered a bug in a early access game. I checked your entire post history, and you didnt report this to the Bug and Crash Reports forum. Why? You've posted there before. Albeit with the same quality of formatting . When did amd come into the mix? . Now wont i what? Oniginally posted by have a nice day Thanks, you too. Here is a archive is link of the post before i made my comment http Marchive.is Steam forum poster makes horribly incorrect rant on the state of a Early Access game. I respond to every point he makes
Dumb, Gg, and Jesus: P.A.M.E.LA is an Early Access indie game
 Nvyve Studios is developing P.A.M.E.L.A using Unity
 Unity is having a bug preventing "a huge update just
 about ready to launch." and "This is going to be the most
 substantial content update since launch," in where. The
 developers cant produce a game copy with lighting since
 December 2017. And have been waiting on unity to
 provide a fiX.
 .%Jan 21 @ 6:15am
 What happens to funds when the game
 wouldnt be released ???
 for the stupidily enough ones who bought this game on day one or few weeks later. (myselr
 ncluded) do these people get their money back, say 23 or 25 bucks depending on
 JUST IN CASE THAT IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO FINISH or UNSUFFICIENT
 CUSTOMERS or DEVELOPMENT HELL (again gg)
 just want to remind that it 'd got a timelapse of 6-12 months and NOW were on month 10
 of EA and theres NOT A SINGLE MAP DEVELOPED since THEN I just bug fixes and
 fixes.. elc proplems with UNITY.(shall i ??)
 than we had some minor stuff as level streaming, engineering and recycle. but
 HONESTLY. (no comment) not a full year for such COMMON SENSE tasks.
 iUNDERSTAND its a PITY.. .mmpt... INDIE TEAM
 but who cares as long as a few 1000s people are contributing.?????!!!!
 !??????
 LAST
 chapter
 i was done in mid summer with engine testing, maps fine so far, overall condition just
 perfect, runs nice and smoothly, (quad, sod, and gbr10's) then somethinig happened
 the keybindings got stuck (literally) i cannot use my mouse tor pointing (POINTLESS) to
 use E instead.. and and amd..
 SO
 were waiting for ONE NEW MAP since october news update... now WONT YOU ?
 have a nice day
 3 hours ago
 Jesus christ the formatting in this post is horrible Moving on、 i'm going to respond to each of your
 points.
 Onginaly posted by
 What happens to funds when the game wouldnt be released ???
 Where did you read or get the idea that the game would not be released? Ive seen no signs
 of development stopping Only obstacles that, as far as ive seen, Nvyve studios are willing
 to
 for the stupidly enough ones who bought this game on day one or tew weeks later.. (myself
 included) do these people get their money back, say 23 or 25 bucks depending on location or sales
 Why the hell would people who bought this game need their money back? I bought the
 game when it was on sale, and I'm very happy about my purchase. And what qualifies each
 person to be stupid? And why are are you calling yourself stupid?
 JUST IN CASE THAT IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO FINISH or UNSUFFICIENT CUSTOMERS
 or DEVELOPMENT HELL (again gg)
 1. Do you WANT the
 gam
 e to be released in a rushed, unfinished mess? Or would you like for
 the developers to take their time making and polishing the game, literally releasing the
 progress they've made to us VIA EA so that we can give feedback and enjoy the game? So
 that in the end, the game can reach a full proper, bug free launch?
 2 If a lack of funds is a problem due to "insufficient customers", why the hell do you think itsa
 bright idea to return the funds they already have? That would just make the problem worsel
 to
 www.owler com) So i dont think funding is going to be a
 3. The game clearly is not in development hell Just look at the change logs that have been
 made since release
 Oniginaly posted by
 i just want to remind that it'd got a timelapse of 6-12 months and NOW were on month 10 of EA
 and theres NOT A SINGLE MAP DEVELOPED since THEN I just bug fxes and Tooes. etc proplems
 with UNITY (shall i ?)
 Where did you get 6-12 months from?
 . If you had looked at the store page of the game, played the game, and looked at the
 intentions of the developers. You would see that Nvyve studios currently intends to have
 only 1 map (eden 52), and have that map be made up of mutiple districts. And to build upon
 what we currently have by adding more areas and districts for us to explore. Unless im
 mistaken.
 Whats wrong with bug fixes? Do you just want more and more content, and not have
 s content
 The developers can't help it if the unity engine goes awry, and have clearly stated that they
 are working with unity to help fix the current issues preventing release. Because i dont think
 you want the latest update to break lighting
 Shal you what?
 Originallyposted by
 than we had some minor stuff as level streaming, engineering and recycle. . but HONESTLY..(no
 comment) not a full year for such COMMON SENSE tasks
 How convenlent of you to forget about the (supposedly huge) Nirvana district thats going to
 arrive soon.
 And level streaming level streaming is gonna be a huge improvement, ignoring the
 performance bonus The initial load into the game will become much much shorter, as
 promised by the devs. Which would stop people from being turned off by the game
 Im going to assume you mean crafting The crafting system, as shown in Dev blog 79, is
 going to be getting a huge update. Not minor in any sense. Id even call it a complete
 overhaul. Not to mention the supposed performance bonus we'd get from it
 .Call me dumb, but i cant understand the rest of that sentence
 Originaly posted by
 I UNDERSTAND its a PITY.. .mmpft. INDIE TEAM.
 but who cares as long as a few 1000's people are contributing????777?
 IIRC, there is a total of about 8 people currently working on the game, not a few 1000
 Its not a indie team if over a few thousand people are working on it
 Originaly posted by
 chapter
 When did we transition to chapter style formatting?
 Where can i go to leave a negative review of this novel for poor formatting?
 .
 i was done in mid summer with engine testing, maps fine so far, overall condition just perfect, runs
 nice and smoothly, (quad, sdd, and gt10's) then somethinig happened: nothing
 the keybindings got stuck (Iterally) i cannot use my mouse for pointing (POINTLESS) to use E
 instead.. and and amd
 Engine testing? Tell me morel
 Nice system! What kind of 10 series gpu do you have?
 .
 . You encountered a bug in a early access game. I checked your entire post history, and you
 didnt report this to the Bug and Crash Reports forum. Why? You've posted there before.
 Albeit with the same quality of formatting
 . When did amd come into the mix?
 . Now wont i what?
 Oniginally posted by
 have a nice day
 Thanks, you too.
 Here is a archive is link of the post before i made my comment http Marchive.is
Steam forum poster makes horribly incorrect rant on the state of a Early Access game. I respond to every point he makes

Steam forum poster makes horribly incorrect rant on the state of a Early Access game. I respond to every point he makes

Animals, Anime, and Girls: HOW IT SMADE How Cat Girls Are Made These high-tech nekos are specially crafted to prevent loneliness. Share Tweet Selective breeding Iger Γ— Q: What is gene splicing? A: Is it biologically possible for humans to interbreed with animals? If the answer is yes, is it desirable or not to interbreed with them? ENCYCLOPADIA BRITANNICA Gene splicing is a technique used in genetic engineering where the DNA of a living thing is edited, in some cases replacing existing genes with genes taken from another plant or animal. Enzymes are used to cut the DNA strand and remove a piece, which can then be replaced with new information. This can transfer characteristics from one species to another or SPOTLIGHT DEMYSTIFIED QUIZZES GALLERIES LISTS ON THIS DAY BIOG 16 Answers Elvin Keelng, I read a lot of papers nswered Jan 12 201S- Author has 202 asp and 625 nwer tlydr-It is theoretically possible, but experiments have indeed been conducted and all experiments have failed to produce a pregnancy GENETICS 色』: w Genetically modified on Γ— 0 η™½ |ε‡Έhttps" en.wkpedia org An artificial womb successfully grew baby sheep-.. o and humans could be next calymodd,organis Artidle Tak printing of Living X WKIPEDIA Genetically modified organism the Free EnydpeFrom Wkipedia, the bee encycopedia 3D Bioprinting of Living Tissues Main page Contents GMO redirects here For oner uses, see GMO (disambiguaton) For related content, see geneticaly modiied tood, genencally modified crops, and genetc engineering Science Guy
Animals, Anime, and Girls: HOW IT SMADE
 How Cat Girls Are Made
 These high-tech nekos are specially crafted to prevent loneliness.
 Share
 Tweet
 Selective breeding Iger Γ—
 Q: What is gene splicing?
 A:
 Is it biologically possible for humans to interbreed with
 animals? If the answer is yes, is it desirable or not to
 interbreed with them?
 ENCYCLOPADIA BRITANNICA
 Gene splicing is a technique used in genetic engineering where the DNA
 of a living thing is edited, in some cases replacing existing genes with
 genes taken from another plant or animal. Enzymes are used to cut the
 DNA strand and remove a piece, which can then be replaced with new
 information. This can transfer characteristics from one species to another or
 SPOTLIGHT DEMYSTIFIED QUIZZES GALLERIES LISTS ON THIS DAY BIOG
 16 Answers
 Elvin Keelng, I read a lot of papers
 nswered Jan 12 201S- Author has 202 asp
 and 625
 nwer
 tlydr-It is theoretically possible, but experiments have indeed been
 conducted and all experiments have failed to produce a pregnancy
 GENETICS
 色』: w Genetically modified on Γ—
 0 η™½ |ε‡Έhttps" en.wkpedia org
 An artificial womb successfully grew baby sheep-.. o
 and humans could be next
 calymodd,organis
 Artidle Tak
 printing of Living X
 WKIPEDIA Genetically modified organism
 the Free EnydpeFrom Wkipedia, the bee encycopedia
 3D Bioprinting of Living Tissues
 Main page
 Contents
 GMO redirects here For oner uses, see GMO (disambiguaton)
 For related content, see geneticaly modiied tood, genencally modified crops, and
 genetc engineering
 Science Guy
Bruh, College, and Energy: re ooswinssouffle appropriately-inappropriate rukafais graveyardhorse korrakun my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am clas:s and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said "im going to die and drank the whole thing i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me TABI ANECDOTE My final year I lived with engineering masters students. One night, I'm finishing up my final paper, I'm juuuust backing up my final copy, and my housemate's cat knocks a vase over onto my laptop Which wouldn't be a problem except my cable had been chewed on (thanks Kobe), so the wiring was exposed. Circuits short out, I fling myself back to avoid electrocution and by the time we get the situation handled, my laptop AND my external hard drive have been fried by the surge I mean, fried. Like, they-are-vaguely-smoking fried I start to cry, because there goes fifty percent of my final grade Ahmad just goes "it's okay, we will fix". I'm like "how the fuck do you propose that?" And he's like "l have spare laptop." "THIS IS DUE IN THE AM! And he looks me dead in the eye and goes, "l said I will help. Go get the laptop." So off I go. By the time I make it downstairs, there's this chemical /reek/ in the kitchen. I go in and there he is, methodically crushing caffeine pills with the bottom of a glass on a ceramic plate periodically dusting the powder into a cooking pot. Meanwhile, his coffee pot is chugging away on the counter. As I watch, he takes the coffee pot, empties it into the cooking pot lets THAT come to a boil and dumps in some of his Turkish coffee AND the remaining caffeine pill powder, which by now is starting to look uncomfortably like coke He lets that steep, and by now the coffee/burning smell is so strong it's woken up all six of the other housemates, who have all come downstairs and are vacillating between staring at my laptop and at this concoction with undisguised horror He pours this sludge into a mug, stirs in about four /tablespoons/ of sugar and slides it my way I figure that I'm probably dead either way regardless, so l suck it back, filtering the grounds through my teeth as I go I've had three sips when it hits, and I feel my heart trip on a beat. I must have gone white cause he nods, all pleased, and points me at his laptop Long story short, I got an week's extension, didn't sleep for five days had a conversation with my BLINDS in SPANISH, and got a B+, with a note that it was an "engaging read and well-written, when intelligible" To this day, coffee any stronger than a pale off-beige makes my chest I honestly thought he was going to drink the coffee and perform was magic on the laptop but.. nope. even better. Honest to god, I really want to know how that conversation with the blinds went. Bruh. BRUH
Bruh, College, and Energy: re
 ooswinssouffle
 appropriately-inappropriate
 rukafais
 graveyardhorse
 korrakun
 my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am clas:s
 and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy
 drink into his coffee said "im going to die and drank the
 whole thing
 i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster
 instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended
 to the astral realm
 the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
 TABI ANECDOTE
 My final year I lived with engineering masters students. One night, I'm
 finishing up my final paper, I'm juuuust backing up my final copy, and
 my housemate's cat knocks a vase over onto my laptop
 Which wouldn't be a problem except my cable had been chewed on
 (thanks Kobe), so the wiring was exposed. Circuits short out, I fling
 myself back to avoid electrocution and by the time we get the situation
 handled, my laptop AND my external hard drive have been fried by
 the surge
 I mean, fried. Like, they-are-vaguely-smoking fried
 I start to cry, because there goes fifty percent of my final grade
 Ahmad just goes "it's okay, we will fix". I'm like "how the fuck do you
 propose that?" And he's like "l have spare laptop." "THIS IS DUE IN
 THE AM!
 And he looks me dead in the eye and goes, "l said I will help. Go get
 the laptop."
 So off I go. By the time I make it downstairs, there's this chemical
 /reek/ in the kitchen. I go in and there he is, methodically crushing
 caffeine pills with the bottom of a glass on a ceramic plate
 periodically dusting the powder into a cooking pot. Meanwhile, his
 coffee pot is chugging away on the counter.
 As I watch, he takes the coffee pot, empties it into the cooking pot
 lets THAT come to a boil and dumps in some of his Turkish coffee
 AND the remaining caffeine pill powder, which by now is starting to
 look uncomfortably like coke
 He lets that steep, and by now the coffee/burning smell is so strong
 it's woken up all six of the other housemates, who have all come
 downstairs and are vacillating between staring at my laptop and at
 this concoction with undisguised horror
 He pours this sludge into a mug, stirs in about four /tablespoons/ of
 sugar and slides it my way
 I figure that I'm probably dead either way regardless, so l suck it back,
 filtering the grounds through my teeth as I go
 I've had three sips when it hits, and I feel my heart trip on a beat. I
 must have gone white cause he nods, all pleased, and points me at
 his laptop
 Long story short, I got an week's extension, didn't sleep for five days
 had a conversation with my BLINDS in SPANISH, and got a B+, with a
 note that it was an "engaging read and well-written, when intelligible"
 To this day, coffee any stronger than a pale off-beige makes my chest
 I honestly thought he was going to drink the coffee and perform was
 magic on the laptop but.. nope. even better. Honest to god, I really want
 to know how that conversation with the blinds went.
 Bruh. BRUH
9/11, Alive, and Ass: This is bullshit the track has always been there you should find out what's around before you buy your house don't try and change things because you don't like it you sound like the muslims trying to change everything Angry Reply 3h Racist much? Like Reply 3h no just sick of you ass holes of what they did on 911 I was there cheering in the streets of ny running in the stores to buy cameras to take pictures to make money trying to change everything if you don't like our laws leave they even tried to build a temple Aron's the corner from ground zero but all the unions stopped it who the hell do they think they are Angry Reply 2h You're a racist idiot. Guess they don't teach much at the school of hard knocks. While you're busy whining about "them" on Facebook like a racist jackass "they" are bettering society, engineering your iPhone, making medicine to keep your ungrateful self alive, and just trying to do the right thing. But, no, go ahead and blame 9/11 on ALL Muslims. As if this country doesn't breed ignorant extremists but it's okay. We can cherrypick data to blame others and make ourselves feel better I'm sorry, your comment is simply hateful, misguided, and disgusting. Raceway Park's drag race shutdown is more likely a compromise in a changing time and probably a little money related. Perhaps YOU should have voted for people to preserve the land around the racetrack instead of building in every square inch. "They" moved in because YOU voted to allow it. This didn't happen overnight. Don't like it? Tough noogies. Get out of the way and let real Americans keep building and progressing to a better future Like Reply 2h they moved in that's right but all they did was complain about the noise tough shit get use to it tell me how there bettering us by making bombs and trying to kill people at the port running people over in Times Square etc ic that's helping us what would they do if they didn't like us and if anyone should move over it's you real Americans that's us at hard knocks not you what's wrong afraid to show your picture your name doesn't sound American to me rob dower and yes you can see my picture idiot Haha Reply 1h my god. You're an idiot. No logic Showing my picture on Facebook is your counterargument? I use this cesspool site for groups (this dump is about to get dropped because its less about "growing up in Old Bridge" and more about your nonsense). This n't about how I use Facebook. Don't do a whatabouism on that. My family has been in this country since the revolution, you ignoramus. But it seems all you Hard Knocks morons like to do is assume much like you like to assume all Muslims are terrorists. Lazy good for nothing, do nothing couch potatoes like you are what's wrong with this country. You have NO CLUE. Go eat another donut. Like Reply 1h Lazy good for nothing are all the scum that abama let in to try and reck this county I worked all my life since I was 14 yrs old now I'm retried and all these ass holes want everything for nothing get a job and work for it and I have a relative you signed the Declaration of Independence so don't tell me how long you've been here so have l if anyone is a couch potato it's all these ass holes that abama let in Haha Reply 32m Who's abama? Why do you sign your Clearly you're an ignorant, comments with racist, scumbag. No one wants everything for nothing. You have no clue what you are talking about. Just go away. Go outside or something Like Reply 29m no you have no fucki. Ing idea go take a nap that's probably what you do best and being a racist doesn't make me a bad person bye no more comments to a moron Like Reply 24m Being racist does make you a bad person! You are hateful. Hate is evil. You are evil. You are no better than the perception of people you hate. Use your brain Like Reply 21m
9/11, Alive, and Ass: This is bullshit the track has always been there you
 should find out what's around before you buy your house don't try
 and change things because you don't like it you sound like the
 muslims trying to change everything
 Angry Reply 3h
 Racist much?
 Like Reply 3h
 no just sick of you ass holes
 of what they did on 911 I was there cheering in the streets of
 ny running in the stores to buy cameras to take pictures to
 make money trying to change everything if you don't like our
 laws leave they even tried to build a temple Aron's the corner
 from ground zero but all the unions stopped it who the hell do
 they think they are
 Angry Reply 2h
 You're a racist idiot. Guess they don't teach
 much at the school of hard knocks. While you're busy
 whining about "them" on Facebook like a racist jackass
 "they" are bettering society, engineering your iPhone, making
 medicine to keep your ungrateful self alive, and just trying to
 do the right thing. But, no, go ahead and blame 9/11 on ALL
 Muslims. As if this country doesn't breed ignorant extremists
 but it's okay. We can cherrypick data to blame others and
 make ourselves feel better
 I'm sorry, your comment is simply hateful, misguided, and
 disgusting. Raceway Park's drag race shutdown is more
 likely a compromise in a changing time and probably a little
 money related. Perhaps YOU should have voted for people
 to preserve the land around the racetrack instead of building
 in every square inch. "They" moved in because YOU voted
 to allow it. This didn't happen overnight. Don't like it? Tough
 noogies. Get out of the way and let real Americans keep
 building and progressing to a better future
 Like Reply 2h
 they moved in that's right but
 all they did was complain about the noise tough shit get use
 to it tell me how there bettering us by making bombs and
 trying to kill people at the port running people over in Times
 Square etc ic that's helping us what would they do if they
 didn't like us and if anyone should move over it's you real
 Americans that's us at hard knocks not you what's wrong
 afraid to show your picture your name doesn't sound
 American to me rob dower and yes you can see my picture
 idiot
 Haha Reply 1h
 my god. You're an idiot. No logic
 Showing my picture on Facebook is your counterargument? I
 use this cesspool site for groups (this dump is about to get
 dropped because its less about "growing up in Old Bridge"
 and more about your nonsense). This n't about how I use
 Facebook. Don't do a whatabouism on that. My family has
 been in this country since the revolution, you ignoramus. But
 it seems all you Hard Knocks morons like to do is assume
 much like you like to assume all Muslims are terrorists. Lazy
 good for nothing, do nothing couch potatoes like you are
 what's wrong with this country. You have NO CLUE. Go eat
 another donut.
 Like Reply 1h
 Lazy good for nothing are all the scum that
 abama let in to try and reck this county I worked all my life
 since I was 14 yrs old now I'm retried and all these ass holes
 want everything for nothing get a job and work for it and I
 have a relative you signed the Declaration of Independence
 so don't tell me how long you've been here so have l if
 anyone is a couch potato it's all these ass holes that abama
 let in
 Haha Reply 32m
 Who's abama? Why do you sign your
 Clearly you're an ignorant,
 comments with
 racist, scumbag. No one wants everything for nothing. You
 have no clue what you are talking about. Just go away. Go
 outside or something
 Like Reply 29m
 no you have no fucki. Ing
 idea go take a nap that's probably what you do best and
 being a racist doesn't make me a bad person bye no more
 comments to a moron
 Like Reply 24m
 Being racist does make you a bad person!
 You are hateful. Hate is evil. You are evil. You are no better
 than the perception of people you hate. Use your brain
 Like Reply 21m
How High, Kanye, and Lazy: 3 years ago My IQ is 153, so from the words of a legitimate genius. I can assure you Kayne fan's you're "Yeezus" is no genius, just highly articulate, and has knowledge on impertinent subject matters. Anyone who falls for his masquerade of "genius" is a condemned idiot. Reply. 1 Γ© Hide replies 3 years ago Damn, 153 IQ and poor grammar. Reply. 18 Γ© 3 years ago nstein wasn't a reader, do you doubt his intelligence? English is the highest pursued major, also it'll be sophmoric of me to speak (type) perfectly, when it is redundant. Why? Maybe I was typing late and didn't feel like prolonging writing suffenciently. Besides I'm a math, physics, tech, engineering type guy not a literature teacher Reply . I 3 years ago Kanye talk's with no grammar Reply . I 3 years ago Einstein was a reader, he studied those before him meticulously. Your writing is all over the place...I don't think you know the meaning, proper use, or even spelling in some cases, of the words you're typing. You don't need to use long words to get your point across. You don't need to be a literature teacher to use the correct grammar and spelling Reply. 10 1" 3 years ago you don't type with proper grammar tho Reply . I 3 years ago Shut the fuck up, no one cares how high your IQ is, you're still a dumbass Reply . 2 2 years ago m Left brained I do math, programing, physics, engineering, and such also I'm a lazy writer not an impudent one especially when writing on YouTube please judge my school essays first where you know (grammar matters!!!) Also Einstein brain was asymmetrical, its scientific fact as his brain was reviewed by the forensics coroner, and it showed his left was larger than his right, writing gets no where anywhere its the programmers like us! Who make's life easier through writing code not letter's. Also he was illerate practice what you preach sir Show less
How High, Kanye, and Lazy: 3 years ago
 My IQ is 153, so from the words of a legitimate genius. I can assure you Kayne fan's you're "Yeezus" is no genius, just highly
 articulate, and has knowledge on impertinent subject matters. Anyone who falls for his masquerade of "genius" is a condemned
 idiot.
 Reply. 1 Γ©
 Hide replies
 3 years ago
 Damn, 153 IQ and poor grammar.
 Reply. 18 Γ©
 3 years ago
 nstein wasn't a reader, do you doubt his intelligence? English is the highest pursued major, also it'll be sophmoric of me
 to speak (type) perfectly, when it is redundant. Why? Maybe I was typing late and didn't feel like prolonging writing
 suffenciently. Besides I'm a math, physics, tech, engineering type guy not a literature teacher
 Reply . I
 3 years ago
 Kanye talk's with no grammar
 Reply . I
 3 years ago
 Einstein was a reader, he studied those before him meticulously. Your writing is all over the place...I don't think you know
 the meaning, proper use, or even spelling in some cases, of the words you're typing. You don't need to use long words to
 get your point across. You don't need to be a literature teacher to use the correct grammar and spelling
 Reply. 10 1"
 3 years ago
 you don't type with proper grammar tho
 Reply . I
 3 years ago
 Shut the fuck up, no one cares how high your IQ is, you're still a dumbass
 Reply . 2
 2 years ago
 m Left brained I do math, programing, physics, engineering, and such also I'm a lazy writer not an impudent
 one especially when writing on YouTube please judge my school essays first where you know (grammar matters!!!) Also
 Einstein brain was asymmetrical, its scientific fact as his brain was reviewed by the forensics coroner, and it showed his
 left was larger than his right, writing gets no where anywhere its the programmers like us! Who make's life easier through
 writing code not letter's. Also he was illerate practice what you preach sir
 Show less
How High, Kanye, and Lazy: 3 years ago My IQ is 153, so from the words of a legitimate genius. I can assure you Kayne fan's you're "Yeezus" is no genius, just highly articulate, and has knowledge on impertinent subject matters. Anyone who falls for his masquerade of "genius" is a condemned idiot. Reply. 1 Hide replies 3 years ago Damn, 153 IQ and poor grammar. Reply. 18 Γ© 3 years ago nstein wasn't a reader, do you doubt his intelligence? English is the highest pursued major, also it'll be sophmoric of me to speak (type) perfectly, when it is redundant. Why? Maybe I was typing late and didn't feel like prolonging writing suffenciently. Besides I'm a math, physics, tech, engineering type guy not a literature teacher Reply . I 3 years ago Kanye talk's with no grammar Reply . I 3 years ago Einstein was a reader, he studied those before him meticulously. Your writing is all over the place...I don't think you know the meaning, proper use, or even spelling in some cases, of the words you're typing. You don't need to use long words to get your point across. You don't need to be a literature teacher to use the correct grammar and spelling Reply. 10 1" 3 years ago +Darius Brown you don't type with proper grammar tho Reply . I 3 years ago Shut the fuck up, no one cares how high your IQ is, you're still a dumbass Reply . 2 2 years ago +Jamal N I'm Left brained I do math, programing, physics, engineering, and such also I'm a lazy writer not an impudent one especially when writing on YouTube please judge my school essays first where you know (grammar matters!!!) Also Einstein brain was asymmetrical, its scientific fact as his brain was reviewed by the forensics coroner, and it showed his left was larger than his right, writing gets no where anywhere its the programmers like us! Who make's life easier through writing code not letter's. Also he was illerate practice what you preach sir Show less
How High, Kanye, and Lazy: 3 years ago
 My IQ is 153, so from the words of a legitimate genius. I can assure you Kayne fan's you're "Yeezus" is no genius, just highly
 articulate, and has knowledge on impertinent subject matters. Anyone who falls for his masquerade of "genius" is a condemned
 idiot.
 Reply. 1
 Hide replies
 3 years ago
 Damn, 153 IQ and poor grammar.
 Reply. 18 Γ©
 3 years ago
 nstein wasn't a reader, do you doubt his intelligence? English is the highest pursued major, also it'll be sophmoric of me
 to speak (type) perfectly, when it is redundant. Why? Maybe I was typing late and didn't feel like prolonging writing
 suffenciently. Besides I'm a math, physics, tech, engineering type guy not a literature teacher
 Reply . I
 3 years ago
 Kanye talk's with no grammar
 Reply . I
 3 years ago
 Einstein was a reader, he studied those before him meticulously. Your writing is all over the place...I don't think you know
 the meaning, proper use, or even spelling in some cases, of the words you're typing. You don't need to use long words to
 get your point across. You don't need to be a literature teacher to use the correct grammar and spelling
 Reply. 10 1"
 3 years ago
 +Darius Brown you don't type with proper grammar tho
 Reply . I
 3 years ago
 Shut the fuck up, no one cares how high your IQ is, you're still a dumbass
 Reply . 2
 2 years ago
 +Jamal N I'm Left brained I do math, programing, physics, engineering, and such also I'm a lazy writer not an impudent
 one especially when writing on YouTube please judge my school essays first where you know (grammar matters!!!) Also
 Einstein brain was asymmetrical, its scientific fact as his brain was reviewed by the forensics coroner, and it showed his
 left was larger than his right, writing gets no where anywhere its the programmers like us! Who make's life easier through
 writing code not letter's. Also he was illerate practice what you preach sir
 Show less