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Android, School, and Work: Software Engineer Intern - unpaid Atica Solution - Raleigh, NC Internship Please be advised, this is an unpaid internship for you to gain real-world project experiences/skills Do you enjoy solving problems while learning something new daily? Do you enjoy engaging in multiple dynamic projects compared to doing the same things day after day? Do you enjoy working in a fast-paced environment with other knowledgeable professionals and thought leaders? If this excites you then Atica Solution(http://atlcasolution.com/) is the place for you! Responsibilities .Apply knowledge learned in engineering courses to real-world project/problems .Analyze information and evaluate results to choose the best solution to effectively solve problems .Support other team members for developing software solutions and smartphone apps Minimum qualifications .Currently enrolled in a full-time Master's degree program in Computer Science or related technical field . Completed projects or courses focused on software data structures and algorithms, had experiences with using algorithms and data structures to solve problems, and interpreting algorithms and contributing ideas to their development. languages: JavaScript, Python, Java, or C/C++ structures, branching, function-calls, and conditionals) .Experience writing codes and programs to solve problems in two or more of the following .Experience with linear coding and use language features when necessary (e.g., data Preferred Qualifications .Previous tech internships or demonstrated work experience (i.e. TA, RA and personal projects, etc.) for strong programming skills in two or more of the following languages JavaScript, Python, Java, or C/C++ . experience to develop smartphone apps(ioS, Android) . experience to develop thorough testing solutions across testing units/functions (e.g., unit, functional, integration, stress testing) . experiences to optimize codes to improve system availability, latency, stability and scalabillity Job Type: Internship Education . High school
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Iphone, Life, and News: BBC BBC News (World) @BBCWorld NEWS WORLD Elon Musk's offer 'not practical for cave mission, Thai rescue chief says bbc.in/ 2u1WTOt 7/10/18, 1:40 AM 744 Retweets 1,814 Likes Elon Musk @elonmusk Replying to @BBCWorld The former Thai provincial governor (described inaccurately as "rescue chief") is not the subject matter expert T hat would be Dick Stanton, who co-led the dive rescue team. This is our direct correspondence From: Richard Stanton Date: July 8, 2018 at 10:1312 AM PDT To: Elon Musk Subject: Re We're worried about the smallest lad please keep working on the capsule details Sont from my iPhone On 8 Jul 2018, at 08:48, Elon Musk Sounds good, will continue Parts are being assembled and will undergo testing in water in a few hours. Will send pics and video. However, don't want to put it on a plane if you think there are important changes needed. Operating principle is same as spacecraft design- no loss of life even with two failures. On Jul 7, 2018, at 6:30 PM, Richard Stanton< . wrote It is absolutely worth continuing with the development of this system in as timely a manner as feasible If the rain holds out it may well be used Sent from my iPhone On 8 Jul 2018, at 08:20, Elon Musk *- wrote: Right now, I have one the world's best engineering teams who normally design spaceships and spacesuits working on this thing 24 hours a day. We are trying to get it right in a very short period of time If it isn't needed or won't help, that would be great to know. Otherwise, it would be very helpful to have as much design direction as possible.
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Iphone, Life, and News: BBG BC News (World) @BBCWorld 8h NEWS Elon Musk's offer 'not practical' for cave mission, Thai rescue chief says bbc.in/ 2u1WTOt WORLD From: Richard Stanton Date: July 8, 2018 at 10:13 12 AM PDT To: Elon Musk Subject: Re We're worried about the smallest lad please keep working on the capsule details Sent from my iPhone On 8 Jul 2018, at 08:48, Elon Musk . Sounds good, will continue. Parts are being assembled and will undergo testing in water in a few hours. Will send pics and video. However, don't want to put it on a plane if you think there are important changes needed. Operating principle is same as spacecraft design -no loss of life even with two failures 206 778 1,961 On Jul 7, 2018, at 6:30 PM, Richard Stanton < t wrote: Elon Musk e》 @elonmusk. 17m The former Thai provincial governor (described inaccurately as "rescue chief") is not the subject matter expert That would be Dick Stanton, who co-led the dive rescue team. This is our direct correspondence: It is absolutely worth continuing with the development of this system in as timely a manner as feasible If the rain holds out it may well be used Sent from my iPhone On 8 Jul 2018, at 08:20, Elon Musk :Wrote: Understandable Right now, I have one the world's best engineering teams who normally design spaceships and spacesuits working on this thing 24 hours a day. We are trying to get it right in a very short period of time If it isn't needed or won't help, that would be great to know. Otherwise, it would be very helpful to have as much design direction as possible Sounds good, will continue. Parts are being assembled and will undergo testing in water in a few hours. Will send pics and video. However, dont want to put it on a plane if you think there are important changes needed. Operating principle is same as spacecraft design no loss of life even with two failures. On Jul 7, 2018, at 6:30 PM, Richard Stanton<.. wrote: It is absolutely worth continuing with the development of this system in as timely a manner as feasible. If the rain holds out it may well be usecd Sent from my iPhone On 8 Jul 2018, at 08:20, Elon Muskr. . wrote: Right now, I have one the world's best engineering teams who normally design spaceships and Elon Musk rumbles BBC News

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Confidence, Crime, and Donald Trump: MS. WARREN PETE MAROVICH FIND A MUTATION Donald Trump's DNA Attack on Elizabeth Warren is the Beginning of Genetic McCarthyism Every glass, fork, or handshake could be harvested for traces of a candidate's most intimate information. JAMES D. WAL SH 07.07.18 9:24 PM ET The era of Maury-Povich politics is officially upon us, after President Donald Trump suggested at a rally in Montana last week that Senator Elizabeth Warren be subjected to a DNA test. "I shouldn't tell you 'cause I like not to give away secrets... Let's say I'm debating Pocahontas," the president said, reviving his favorite racist nickname for the senator. "You know those little kits they sell on television for $2...I'm gonna get one of those little kits and in the middle of the debate, when she proclaims that she's of Indian heritage, because her mother says she has high cheekbones...we will take that little kit...but we have to do it gently because we are in the Me loo generation... I will give you $1 million to your Trump isn't the first to recommend that Warren take such a test. "All the senator needs to do is spit into a tube, wait a few weeks and get her answer," the Berkshire Eagle's editorial board wrote in March. But now the president is daring a potential 2020 challenger take a DNA test. Once again, Trump is setting a dangerous precedent. Shortly after the 2008 presidential election, the New England Journal of Medicine published a perspective titled "The Genetic Privacy of Presidential Candidates," which warned politicians running for office about a threat it called 'genetic McCarthyism. Because genetic information is so easily misinterpreted and misrepresented, the authors argued, presidential campaigns should resist calls to release candidates' genomic information and pledge not to attempt to obtain or release the genomic information of their opponents You want to undercut somebody's political ambitions? Find a mutation, says Sheldon Krimsky, a professor at Tufts University who studies the bioethics of genetic engineering."TV late onset Alzheimer's disease? It'll become a big story." What if one of them has the mutation for Perhaps even more intriguing than Trump's challenge to Warren, was the notion that he was giving away "a secret," and his confidence that the results wouldn't reveal Native American ancestry. Is it possible Trump already knows the results of an Elizabeth Warren DNA test? People have been surreptitiously collecting DNA for years. Police do it regularly - investigators collected garbage to confirm the Golden State Killer's identity and again recently to match DNA collected at the crime scene of a brutal 1987 killing with a suspect. Ancestry hobbyists have stalked relatives who were unwilling to participate in their research. In April, 2009, a "national human intelligence collection directive" issued by the State Department directed U.S. diplomats to collect DNA of officials from Rwanda, Congo, and Burundi. As home-testing kits become more affordable, anyone who sits across from a candidate at an Iowa pancake breakfast may soon, conceivably, have access to that candidate's DNA. Every glass, fork, or handshake could be harvested for traces of the candidate's most intimate information.