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Not coming to a theater near you, starring Keanu Reeves: 7:22 3 days ago Hi If we were dating and I texted you at 3 am saying help, I'm being trapped in my bedroom by a zombie, what would you do Well, most likely I would be dead asleep and not see the message. So I would read it when l wake up, and start frantically searching the web on this new zombie uprising, search for appropriate zombie killing tools and head your direction (assuming I know at that point) But what if the internet has nothing concrete? Everything seems normal? Then I go the rest of my days wondering what happened to that girl who said she was attacked by a zombie. Was she eaten by a zombie? Was it a really weird way to ghost someone? The mystery never dies. The curiousity would eat away at you for years and you would end up quitting your job and creating an investigative documentary trying to get to the bottom of it On a completely unrelated note, I find you quite handsome 2 days ago Always nice to hear (read? girl calling me handsome. a pretty The documentary will gain notoriety over the years. Beloved by conspiracy theorist and nerdy teens, but mocked by serious critics. I grow more discontent over the years. Mixed feelings about finally finding a strange success in film work, but in emotional turmoil over the unsolved mystery. Eventually, I disappear from the grid... And I myself become a cult conspiracy leading to further investigative documentaries A conspiracy theory within a conspiracy theory, shrouded in mystery... obviously after your disappearance and eventual presumed death, they will make a bio pic about you, starring keanu Reeves. But, being a well known method actor, he really delves in to being you and trying to understand your experience, as method actors are want to do. Eventually the mystery envelops him as well and he loses touch with reality. This is a curse that keeps being passed on...much in the same way zombies turn other beings in to zombies. Bam. It's come full circle. Brilliant. This arc has it all. Drama. Romance. Mystery. Keanu Reeves. Metaphorical and possibly real zombies. What do you say we get this story started with the 'girl and boy meet' part and grab some wine and cheese on Sunday? Yesterday You had me at cheese. I'm not free this sunday.. Would Wednesday evening work for you? Type a message... GIF Not coming to a theater near you, starring Keanu Reeves

Not coming to a theater near you, starring Keanu Reeves

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