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Bad, Books, and Crime: tmonth ago Samsung: releases the note 7 I.S.I.S "modern problems require modern solutions" into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion 1 month ago Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt just gonna drop this here

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Drinking, Pressure, and Alcohol: This is Your Body on Alcohol! Mouth/Throat- This is where alcohol enters the body. a Potential Damage- Irritates lining of the esophagus, may cause cancer of mouth, tongue and throat. b. Stomach Alcohol travels to the stomach where it begins to be digested. A small amount of alcohol is absorbed into the blood stream through the walls of the stomach. Potential Damage - Inflames stomach tissue and lining by increasing the amount of acid present, may cause ulcers. a Small Intestine- Alcohol moves from the st the alcohol enters the bloodstream, through to the small intestine. This is where the majority of ts of the intestine. Potential Damage - Interferes with intestind cause diarrhea. otion of nutrients under normal digestive process, may ealcohok tars d Bloodstream- The bloodstream parts of the body. Potential Damage- Increases blood a pressure, anemia; inhibits the mant oomp ien ardening.of the arteries, may create high blood F aod cells. This muscle pumps the boha aroughout the body. Heart ause heart disease or failure, Potential Damage hypertension. Stretches and fatgues ausee f. Brain-Alcoholgoes to the brainrquicknertaobed into pebloodstream in the small intestine and stomach. This processcenues unti hev ime toiter out or oxidize all the alcohol Potential Damage Affectssion, coordiatin nhi produce seizures, or hallucinations; killsa i amc ils mmory; produces loss of sensation; may g. Liver-The bloodstream carries 90% of the comol to tiyer where it filters or oxidizes the alcohol into water, carbon dioxide, and calories. The ve#an filte or kidize approximately one drink (1/2 ounces of distilled spirits, 5 ounces ofwine, or 12 alcohol for kids. Until this oxidation procsta of the body via the bloodstream. ery 2 hours for a 150 lb. adult and even less eohol will continue passing through all parts es of be Potential Damage Blocks blood flow; inh bitg prote oreduction; causes fat accumulation, inflames tissue; may cause cirrhosis, a degenerative irase thaewicause death. h Lungs-A small amount of the alcohol travel here vthe blood stream where it evaporates into the air and is exhaled. Potential Damage- Increases risk of develepmg pneumonia ey cause the development of lung abscesses. Kidneys-A small amount of alcohol travels here via the bloodstream where it is removed and processed and eventually passed out of body in urine. Potential Damage - Damages tissue; increases fat content. i Pancreas- Aids in the digestion and breaking down of alcohol. Potential Damage- Causes the development of pancreatitis, a painful inflammatory disease, often caused by heavy drinking, which may not be treatable; creates negative effect on nutrition. Article: Operation Kids Prevention First IDEA, 1997 I’m glad they made it so easy to read this health worksheet

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Bad, Books, and Crime: Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe,not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwisel would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your I'm angery

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Facebook, Omg, and Saw: Red @redgermz Saw this on Facebook and sent it to my brother, who is a pharmacist. Unsa man na b 10:29 AM Paracetamol OMG cfluffiness Medical Terms abscess nephritis cornea utaneous abdominal nephrosis adrenalin debility neuralgia allergic diabetes neuritis anesthesia eczema neurosis angina edema occlusion aorta embolism orthopedic arteriosclerosis Qr esophagus palsy gallbladder arthritis pancreas gynecology asthma pediatrics atrophied peritoneum hemorrhage - Cf atrophy hepatitis pernicious hysterotomy bacilli phlebitis 6 bacillus impetigo pituitary inoperable peo bacteria purulent biopsy intravenous red blood cells leukemia blood count septicemia leukocytosis blood vessel therapy bronchitis lymphatic フ thyroid cardiac malignancy e tonsillitis cataract malignant tuberculosis cerebrl metabolism ulna colitis mucus vascular Someone in facebook also posted this too xmagnet-o Omg halcyonjester Mediglyphics klubbhead This shit's infuriating pseudonymsobriquet Oh, this is a type of shorthand! There are 3 main types, but from my research, this looks to be American Gregg Shorthand. A O aths H. emamage 7 C I . E o F tubercalasis As you can see, there are set symbols for every letter Let's break one of the words down: atrophied O o P atrophied Using the Gregg Alphabet as reference, we can see most of the letters in "atrophied" are present. But why no "o" vowel, and why is "ph" written as "f"? Simple. In shorthand, you cut out all vowels in a word when writing it down, with the exception of words that BEGIN or END with a vowel (hence the "a" at the start being present), or like in the "I" in "atrophied", to make it more readable when the sound could be harder to distinguish if it isn't written. In "atrophied" if the the "i" isn't written, it could be hard to tell if the writer meant a "fud", "fad", "fod" or "fid" sound, for example. Also, since Shorthand is a phonetic writing system, you are encouraged to write down the phonetic sounds of words rather than the actual letter blends in this case, write an "f" instead of a "ph" So in actuality, these aren't just meaningless scribbles -it's Gregg Shorthand, a writing system developed to take down notes more quickly than when written out in full, which is very useful in a medical or journalistic environment Some people can even write over 100 words in a minute! And, it's been in use since John Robert Gregg invented it in 1888! Wow! So old! Isn't language amazing ? r4cs0 darkvioletcloud I'm gonna go back in time and kill John Robert Gregg 1 N
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Bad, Books, and Crime: Chandler Spivey Hace 2 horas NOT FUNNY DIDNT HAPPEN Carmen Bernardo Meme Owxus Hace 1 hora Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I head and you gave up re-telling| To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying me the joke. to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not DIDnoteca hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just Get a bottom barrel embarrassment at :comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should so future put that joke in text books generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of planning was your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those suffering without meals and there's to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you kids are nobody can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt. 47 This rant is the seven-page-muda verbalized.

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