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Travel guide roasts neckbeards: Coverage by Antonia Washington Wich a look and feel like a cross between Paris and Manhattan, Vienna is a dream in the heart of Central Europe. One of the most open and fun-loving d in the area, the "City of Dreams is quite possibly the music capital of the world, boasting a proud history of operatic and orchestral music. Its claim To fame stems from its ties to great composers, from Mozart to Beethoven to the who was super jealous of Mozart (what was his name again? Oh veah guy Salieri). Take some time to soak up the city's spirit-sit endlessly in cafés sipping cappuccinos and eating strudel, stroll along major shopping streets, or relax in one of Viennas many parks. A haven of chic, fashion-forward sun- seekers (who are a bit less stuffy than aceake a risk. Break out those mustard-yellow tro , wear beig rom head to toe like a however, caution against wearing a fedora, as we would with any other time or place in the world. (Possi rerz specific circumstance In that case, we think you oud be Cuban, paring white nen pants, and your name should not be Pitbull because something about that guy just pisses us off. If you're playing someone Cuban for a movie, like Vin Diesel in The Fate of the Furious, that's probably fine. You didn't even wear a fedora in that movie, but you're eternally off the hool Vin.) With that digression, enter Vienna, land of culture, land of fashion, la of modern European living. Think New York City, if it were sunnier and mc pedestrian-friendly. their Parisian counterparts). V is hian vack nare jeans. We still, omy p it you are in C Travel guide roasts neckbeards

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Virgin, Chad, Thad, and LAD on life after death: The LAD "suffering in eternal darkness" The THAD "purgatory" The CHAD "going to hell" the virgin "going to heaven" soul is eternally bound to his skeleton perpetually alone gets his cock tortured by hot Demon Stacies surrounded by tons of fun people (never gets bored) might go to heaven, might go to hell, torture methods become increasingly complex we may never know for sure gets these stupid fucking wings for no reason gets really boring after a while shows dignity and restraint Thundercock remains exposed forever Gad quickly gets annoyed by him Gad secretly envys Chad Gad desperately wants Thad to join him, but Thad is still thinking about going to hell just for fun surrounded by old people gigantic cock has been completely dissolved bybacteria Gad has forsaken him surrounded by likeminded folk existence slowly becomes meaningless has done nothing particularly good, but also nothing that bad either over time, the unceasing torture begins to make Chad stronger and stronger spends 100% of his time staring off into the vast abyss died from internal bleeding after he cock vored the president to death focuses 100% of his time on completely morally bankrupt, yet still loved by al Definitely a great guy, getting ripped as fuck all of the songs about it are extremely overplayed but has done some questionable things in the past all the songs about it are fuckin epic god dammit LAD unable to hear, feel, or move Virgin, Chad, Thad, and LAD on life after death
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