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FACT #1118
The three main characters in Ex Machina all
have appropriate biblical names. Ava is a form
of Eve, the first woman; Nathan was a prophet
in the court of David; and Caleb was a spy sent
by Moses to evaluate the Promised Land
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Adam and Eve, Fbi, and Hoe: MESSAGES
now
FBI
Delete that shit right now hoe
What if mars has water on it because
we used to live there and we messed
up the climate so badly that we had to
send an escape pod to earth with only
Adam and Eve in it and the pod was
the asteroid that wiped out the
dinosaurs?
Harvard would like your coordinates please @larnite
Harvard would like your coordinates please @larnite
Adam and Eve, Blackpeopletwitter, and Sex: Brian
@Rexlestarossa
Maaaan you think we wild? wait till you
hear about Ancient Greece
Mariko @marriiko
Our culture is so sex obsessed... get a hobby
9/29/18, 7:36 AM
Don’t act like Adam and Eve weren’t FUCKIN fuckin (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Don’t act like Adam and Eve weren’t FUCKIN fuckin (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Adam and Eve, Blackpeopletwitter, and Dude: Eddie Francis
@yourboyeddie
Dude said, what if mars has water on it
because we use to live there and we
messed up the climate so badly that
we had to send an escape pod to
earth with only Adam and Eve in it and
the pod was the asteroid that wiped
out the dinosaurs?
I want whatever he’s smoking (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
I want whatever he’s smoking (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Adam and Eve, Ironic, and Blue: Blue Tick Tom
@Tom_Shepz
What if mars has water on it because
we used to live there and we messed
up the climate so badly that we had to
send an escape pod to earth with only
Adam and Eve in it and the pod was
the asteroid that wiped out the
dinosaurs?
We need some answers. STAT 😳
We need some answers. STAT 😳
Drinking, Funny, and Police: not-in-front-of-the-klingons
On new years eve here in New Zealand some
people built a sandcastle island complete with a
picnic table when the tide was out so that when
the tide came back in they would have their own
private island and therefor not be subject to the
local liquor ban
Good Job New Zealand
not-in-front-of-the-klingons
21
neutralfightmilkhotel
you forgot the best part:
Public drinking has been banned in the entire Coromandel area and violators could have
faced fines up to $250 However, the construction attracted admiration from the police with
Inspector John Kelly commentinge
“ That's creative thinking-If I had known [about it] I
probably would have jolned them.
Source: not-in-front-of-the-klingons
Alcohol Island
![Drinking, Funny, and Police: not-in-front-of-the-klingons
On new years eve here in New Zealand some
people built a sandcastle island complete with a
picnic table when the tide was out so that when
the tide came back in they would have their own
private island and therefor not be subject to the
local liquor ban
Good Job New Zealand
not-in-front-of-the-klingons
21
neutralfightmilkhotel
you forgot the best part:
Public drinking has been banned in the entire Coromandel area and violators could have
faced fines up to $250 However, the construction attracted admiration from the police with
Inspector John Kelly commentinge
“ That's creative thinking-If I had known [about it] I
probably would have jolned them.
Source: not-in-front-of-the-klingons
Alcohol Island](https://pics.me.me/thumb_not-in-front-of-the-klingons-on-new-years-eve-here-in-new-zealand-some-36292976.png)
Alcohol Island
Adam and Eve, Memes, and Dinosaurs: What if Mars has water on it because we used to
live there and fucked up the climate so badly that
we had to send an escape pod to earth with only
Adam and Eve in it?
wheat.thin.holst And that pod was the
asteroid that fucked over the dinosaurs
5h 69 likes Reply
This blows my mind via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2omA7gs
This blows my mind via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2omA7gs
Apple, Memes, and Tree: Adam: This apple tastes great, where'd you
get it?
Eve: The Forbidden Tree
Adam:
DO NOT follow @epicfunnypage if you don’t like to laugh 😂
DO NOT follow @epicfunnypage if you don’t like to laugh 😂
Apple, Blackpeopletwitter, and Heaven: jaboukie young-white
@jaboukie
if heaven is real it is ON SIGHT
with adam & eve. i could've been
posted up with nectarine juice
running down my chin, cheeks
out, sunkissedt & unbotheredt but
bitches had to eat that mf apple
(objectively worst fruit) and now
the world is melting and i have
50k in student debt
3:00 PM 04 Aug 18
<p>A DAMn shame they screwed it up for EVEryone else. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
<p>A DAMn shame they screwed it up for EVEryone else. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
Adam and Eve, Instagram, and Memes: The Sun
@TheSun
Well be having sex with robots in the
next 10 years thesun.uk/6016BzwMk
@memezar
bleed concrete,
@416Bando
The bible says Adam and Eve not
florence and the machine
If you’re not following @MEMEZAR you might aswell delete instagram 😂😂
If you’re not following @MEMEZAR you might aswell delete instagram 😂😂
Memes, Relationships, and Ancient: I wish relationships were as consistent
as Lil Kim's dance routine!eve
aifuksociety
On today's episode of DelusionsofGrandeur - "Consistency and Reliability - An Ancient Practice and forgotten art" shepost♻♻
On today's episode of DelusionsofGrandeur - "Consistency and Reliability - An Ancient Practice and forgotten art" shepost♻♻
Choose One, Soccer, and Ferguson: JOSE MOURINHO
EXCUSE GENERATOR
Choose one from each column to make your own José excuse!
Column 1
Column 2
Column3
The referee
The 4th official
The referee's assistant
Lady Luclk
Their manager
The media
The FA
The opposition
The weather
Paul Pogba
Did not listen to
Underestimated the size of
Turned a blind eve to
Was disrespectful to
Doesn't understand
Has destabilised
Has provoked divisions in
Plays a different system to
Was intimidated by
Ignored
Zlatan Ibrahimovich
My ego
The cosmic principle of karma
My innate superiority
Mv instructions
The dressing room
All the trophies l've won
My signings
Paul Pogba's transfer fee
Sir Alex Ferguson
Generate your own Jose Mourinho excuse. https://t.co/sFCThHPKkf
Generate your own Jose Mourinho excuse. https://t.co/sFCThHPKkf
Asian, Blackpeopletwitter, and Girls: eve
@localblackgirl
asian nail techs work their asses
off making sure we look good
and in return people make fun of
how they speak like that shit just
irritates my soul
<p>They give your girls those fabulous nalis, if you’ve woken up with scratches you know. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
<p>They give your girls those fabulous nalis, if you’ve woken up with scratches you know. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
Memes, Earth, and Minion: Minion
@miffedmim
Eve: that's it?
Adam: this is literally the biggest penis
on earth.
2/18/17, 11:00 AM
@donny.drama Is one of my favourite accounts right now 😂
@donny.drama Is one of my favourite accounts right now 😂
Tumblr, Blog, and Free: Me: 50% off? I'll get something small
Also Me: Wait, there's free shipping, too?!
Adam&Eve
<p><a href="https://nochillmemes.tumblr.com/post/173713368851/get-50-off-almost-any-adult-item-free-uscan" class="tumblr_blog">nochillmemes</a>:</p><blockquote><p><i>Get 50% OFF almost any adult item & FREE U.S./CAN Shipping by using offer code NOCHILL at </i><a href="http://www.adamandeve.com/"><i>AdamAndEve.com</i></a><i> 18+ Only.</i><br/></p></blockquote>
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Meh, Tumblr, and Blog: I should really put myself
out there more
meh, I can get 50% off at . . .
Adam&Eve
www.adamandeve.com
<p><a href="https://nochillmemes.tumblr.com/post/173272151017/get-50-off-almost-any-adult-item-free-uscan" class="tumblr_blog">nochillmemes</a>:</p><blockquote><p><i>Get 50% OFF almost any adult item & FREE U.S./CAN Shipping by using offer code NOCHILL at </i><a href="http://www.adamandeve.com/"><i>AdamAndEve.com</i></a><i> 18+ Only.</i><br/></p></blockquote>
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Tumblr, Blog, and Earth: Minion
@miffedmim
Eve: that's it?
Adam: this is literally the biggest penis
on earth.
2/18/17, 11:00 AM
<p><a href="https://whitepeopletwitter.tumblr.com/post/176074041531/truth" class="tumblr_blog">whitepeopletwitter</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Truth!</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="https://whitepeopletwitter.tumblr.com/post/176074041531/truth" class="tumblr_blog">whitepeopletwitter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>T...
Tumblr, Blog, and Free: MY HEART
resting
exercising
getting 50% off+
FREE Shipping
Adam & Eve
<p><a href="https://nochillmemes.tumblr.com/post/175052765906/get-50-off-almost-any-adult-item-free-uscan" class="tumblr_blog">nochillmemes</a>:</p><blockquote><p><i>Get 50% OFF almost any adult item & FREE U.S./CAN Shipping by using offer code NOCHILL at </i><a href="http://www.adamandeve.com/"><i>AdamAndEve.com</i></a><i> 18+ Only.</i><br/></p></blockquote>
<p><a href="https://nochillmemes.tumblr.com/post/175052765906/get-50-off-almost-any-adult-item-free-uscan" class="tumblr_blog">nochillmemes<...
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: WHAT
DOES
SHE SEE
IN YOU
ANYWAY...
GULP
EVE, WE
HAVE NEW
INFO...ON
<p><a href="http://sinccubi.tumblr.com/post/175361268385/eve-taurus-character-sheet-and-stuff" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sinccubi</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Eve Taurus character sheet and stuff~</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sinccubi.tumblr.com/post/175361268385/eve-taurus-character-sheet-and-stuff" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sinccubi<...
