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Beautiful, Bones, and Girls: Kevin, 21 9 miles away Aye wassup, I'm Kevin, I like to take girls out for a massive plate of barbecue ribs on the first date. I judge them according to how many and how aggressively they consume them. Whoever defeats me in this porcine endeavor shall become my warrior bride. My Boudicca. I'll set nations ablaze at her feet just to watch the flames dance in her eyes. Our love will be beautiful in its violence as a tempest hits the Bering Strait, and should it die; it dies as it began, with a mound of bones between us. copics-n-ink: threshie: frostedpuffs: An orc wrote this. An ore who knows how to treat a lady The kind of romance I get excited about

Beautiful, Bones, and Girls: Kevin, 21
9 miles away
Aye wassup, I'm Kevin, I like to take girls out
for a massive plate of barbecue ribs on the
first date. I judge them according to how
many and how aggressively they consume
them. Whoever defeats me in this porcine
endeavor shall become my warrior bride. My
Boudicca. I'll set nations ablaze at her feet
just to watch the flames dance in her eyes.
Our love will be beautiful in its violence as a
tempest hits the Bering Strait, and should it
die; it dies as it began, with a mound of bones
between us.
copics-n-ink:
threshie:
frostedpuffs:
An orc wrote this.
An ore who knows how to treat a lady
The kind of romance I get excited about

Beautiful, Bones, and Girls: Kevin, 21
9 miles away
Aye wassup, I'm Kevin, I like to take girls out
for a massive plate of barbecue ribs on the
first date. I judge them according to how
many and how aggressively they consume
them. Whoever defeats me in this porcine
endeavor shall become my warrior bride. My
Boudicca. I'll set nations ablaze at her feet
just to watch the flames dance in her eyes.
Our love will be beautiful in its violence as a
tempest hits the Bering Strait, and should it
die; it dies as it began, with a mound of bones
between us.
copics-n-ink:
threshie:
frostedpuffs:
An orc wrote this.
An ore who knows how to treat a lady
The kind of romance I get excited about

The kind of romance I get excited about

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Lego, New, and Son: My son was excited to find Daddy in his new Lego kit."

Lego, New, and Son: My son was excited to find Daddy in his new Lego kit."

Lego, New, and Son: My son was excited to find Daddy in his new Lego kit."

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Growing Up, Life, and Monster: 11h Had a young kid around 10 ask for help on reddit's monster hunter world page beating some elder dragons He said his age in the post and nobody had replied yet. I found the post a day or so later and decided to send him a message to help Man this kid, let me tell you. He was the nicest, well mannered young kid I ever talked to. He was so excited to have someone to play with and talk to. He had a bit of a speech impairment and said he doesn't talk on online games because his age and lisp Such a cool kid, left me feeling great about my choice to help him. His pure joy when we killed the first dragon left me envious of my youth. Somewhere along the road of growing up I lost that excitement in every aspect of my life Reply 1 77k awesomacious: Wholesome redditor being wholesome

Growing Up, Life, and Monster: 11h
Had a young kid around 10 ask for help
on reddit's monster hunter world page
beating some elder dragons
He said his age in the post and nobody
had replied yet. I found the post a day or
so later and decided to send him a
message to help
Man this kid, let me tell you. He was the
nicest, well mannered young kid I ever
talked to. He was so excited to have
someone to play with and talk to. He had
a bit of a speech impairment and said he
doesn't talk on online games because his
age and lisp
Such a cool kid, left me feeling great
about my choice to help him. His pure joy
when we killed the first dragon left me
envious of my youth. Somewhere along
the road of growing up I lost that
excitement in every aspect of my life
Reply 1 77k
awesomacious:

Wholesome redditor being wholesome

Growing Up, Life, and Monster: 11h
Had a young kid around 10 ask for help
on reddit's monster hunter world page
beating some elder dragons
He said his age in the post and nobody
had replied yet. I found the post a day or
so later and decided to send him a
message to help
Man this kid, let me tell you. He was the
nicest, well mannered young kid I ever
talked to. He was so excited to have
someone to play with and talk to. He had
a bit of a speech impairment and said he
doesn't talk on online games because his
age and lisp
Such a cool kid, left me feeling great
about my choice to help him. His pure joy
when we killed the first dragon left me
envious of my youth. Somewhere along
the road of growing up I lost that
excitement in every aspect of my life
Reply 1 77k
awesomacious:

Wholesome redditor being wholesome

awesomacious: Wholesome redditor being wholesome

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Earth, Fallout, and Game: Last Fallout 76 Player Excited to Finally Have a New Singleplayer Fallout Game Last Fallout 76 player officially deemed the loneliest person on earth

Earth, Fallout, and Game: Last Fallout 76 Player
Excited to Finally Have a
New Singleplayer Fallout
Game
Last Fallout 76 player officially deemed the loneliest person on earth

Earth, Fallout, and Game: Last Fallout 76 Player
Excited to Finally Have a
New Singleplayer Fallout
Game
Last Fallout 76 player officially deemed the loneliest person on earth

Last Fallout 76 player officially deemed the loneliest person on earth

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Memes, 🤖, and For: Vegans getting excited for dinner like how's my favorite branch doing?

Memes, 🤖, and For: Vegans getting excited for dinner like
how's my favorite branch doing?

Memes, 🤖, and For: Vegans getting excited for dinner like
how's my favorite branch doing?

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Alive, Books, and Friends: i long for a life i have control of i want a space of my own, decorated with pictures that hold nice memories, soft pillows a nd scented candles i want shelves filled with books of adventure and poetry i want to wake up every morning, excited for what is to come i want to look up at the sky and feel the sun warm my face i want to go on walks and hikes and feel healthy and strong i want to feel productive and satisfied i want take more photographs and take up new hobbies i want to become friends with more interesting people who will teach me about places i've never been i want to feel alive

Alive, Books, and Friends: i long for a life i have control of
i want a space of my own, decorated
with pictures that hold nice memories,
soft pillows a
nd scented candles
i want shelves filled with books of
adventure and poetry
i want to wake up every morning,
excited for what is to come
i want to look up at the sky
and feel the sun warm my face
i want to go on walks and hikes
and feel healthy and strong
i want to feel productive and satisfied
i want take more photographs
and take up new hobbies
i want to become friends
with more interesting people
who will teach me about
places i've never been
i want to feel alive

Alive, Books, and Friends: i long for a life i have control of
i want a space of my own, decorated
with pictures that hold nice memories,
soft pillows a
nd scented candles
i want shelves filled with books of
adventure and poetry
i want to wake up every morning,
excited for what is to come
i want to look up at the sky
and feel the sun warm my face
i want to go on walks and hikes
and feel healthy and strong
i want to feel productive and satisfied
i want take more photographs
and take up new hobbies
i want to become friends
with more interesting people
who will teach me about
places i've never been
i want to feel alive

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Old Man, Target, and Tumblr: My old man who just turned 13! My dog got a little excited when I arrived home for the holidays Can I ride shotgun? Dog snapsvia @animalsnaps

Old Man, Target, and Tumblr: My old man who just turned 13!

My dog got a little excited when
I arrived home for the holidays

Can I ride shotgun?
Dog snapsvia @animalsnaps

Old Man, Target, and Tumblr: My old man who just turned 13!

My dog got a little excited when
I arrived home for the holidays

Can I ride shotgun?
Dog snapsvia @animalsnaps

Dog snapsvia @animalsnaps

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Dude, Fafsa, and Lawyer: Can you marry me 5:01 PM I just got back from my school and they said they cannot give me any aid except for unsubsidised loans unless l have a child, get married, or turn 24, so I have to get married Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a better fafsa application too Wait seriously Would you really do it Im doing actual research on it Are we doing this It would have to happen like lightning fast cause my next semester happens pretty damn soon I don't know how fast this happens lemme check Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get a marriage license which can be up to $30 depending on where we get it, and THEN we need to file for a marriage certificate I'm an ordained minister but idk if I could file my own marriage certificate get ordained and do it Can we go to Indiana? Let me check Dude Im so excited Its possible that I can get FAFSA to pay for an entire apartment for me to go to school in Milwaukee DUDE WHAT Okay so there's no minister registration required in lllinois so Yeah I'm looking that up right now Ive heard that if one partner commits adultery, thats grounds for a quicker divorce Yeah this sample form I'm looking at says "irretrievable breakdown" of marriage Worse comes to worse we can stage a fight but I think we can just say yeah it's not working out Does it include adultery divorce ranging from $15,000 to $30,000. Most of this money is spent on legal fees. So Fuck lawyers We don't need a lawyer We don't have kids we don't have property to divide up Oh thats only for a lawyer We don't have alimony to negotiate We're just two guys being dudes. Gettin a divorce portraitofemmy: possiblestoner: marzipanandminutiae: A. imagine your otp B. dear gods this country has massive issues I’ve been looking for this post for ages listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

Dude, Fafsa, and Lawyer: Can you marry me
5:01 PM
I just got back from my school
and they said they cannot give
me any aid except for
unsubsidised loans unless l
have a child, get married, or
turn 24, so I have to get married
Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a
better fafsa application too
Wait seriously
Would you really do it
Im doing actual research on it

Are we doing this
It would have to happen like
lightning fast cause my next
semester happens pretty
damn soon
I don't know how fast this
happens lemme check
Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get
a marriage license which can be
up to $30 depending on where we
get it, and THEN we need to file
for a marriage certificate
I'm an ordained minister but idk if
I could file my own marriage
certificate

get ordained and do it
Can we go to Indiana?
Let me check
Dude Im so excited
Its possible that I can get
FAFSA to pay for an entire
apartment for me to go to
school in Milwaukee
DUDE WHAT
Okay so there's no minister
registration required in lllinois so

Yeah I'm looking that up right
now
Ive heard that if one partner
commits adultery, thats
grounds for a quicker divorce
Yeah this sample form I'm
looking at says "irretrievable
breakdown" of marriage
Worse comes to worse we can
stage a fight but I think we can
just say yeah it's not working out
Does it include adultery

divorce ranging from $15,000
to $30,000. Most of this money
is spent on legal fees.
So Fuck lawyers
We don't need a lawyer
We don't have kids we don't have
property to divide up
Oh thats only for a lawyer
We don't have alimony to
negotiate
We're just two guys being dudes.
Gettin a divorce
portraitofemmy:

possiblestoner:

marzipanandminutiae:

A. imagine your otp
B. dear gods this country has massive issues

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

Dude, Fafsa, and Lawyer: Can you marry me
5:01 PM
I just got back from my school
and they said they cannot give
me any aid except for
unsubsidised loans unless l
have a child, get married, or
turn 24, so I have to get married
Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a
better fafsa application too
Wait seriously
Would you really do it
Im doing actual research on it

Are we doing this
It would have to happen like
lightning fast cause my next
semester happens pretty
damn soon
I don't know how fast this
happens lemme check
Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get
a marriage license which can be
up to $30 depending on where we
get it, and THEN we need to file
for a marriage certificate
I'm an ordained minister but idk if
I could file my own marriage
certificate

get ordained and do it
Can we go to Indiana?
Let me check
Dude Im so excited
Its possible that I can get
FAFSA to pay for an entire
apartment for me to go to
school in Milwaukee
DUDE WHAT
Okay so there's no minister
registration required in lllinois so

Yeah I'm looking that up right
now
Ive heard that if one partner
commits adultery, thats
grounds for a quicker divorce
Yeah this sample form I'm
looking at says "irretrievable
breakdown" of marriage
Worse comes to worse we can
stage a fight but I think we can
just say yeah it's not working out
Does it include adultery

divorce ranging from $15,000
to $30,000. Most of this money
is spent on legal fees.
So Fuck lawyers
We don't need a lawyer
We don't have kids we don't have
property to divide up
Oh thats only for a lawyer
We don't have alimony to
negotiate
We're just two guys being dudes.
Gettin a divorce
portraitofemmy:

possiblestoner:

marzipanandminutiae:

A. imagine your otp
B. dear gods this country has massive issues

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

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Confidence, Dad, and Fucking: Anonymous 10/08/18 (Mon)00:02:16 No.47921531 2247921481 (OP) # Dad got me through depressio >Took me to the gym >Encouraged me to go out and get exercise even if it's just walking the dog >can't lift shit at first but progress becomes noticeable enjoy the walks through nature with my pup >dad encourages me to do martial arts >join MMA gym doing mostly Muay Thai >pretty much addicted to it love the pain >changes his eating habits to help me get used to new healthy diet losing fat fast gaining mass fast confidence through the roof >every milestone he gets excited with me >no longer depressed he tells me he's proud of me I fucking love you dad, l'm so incredibly lucky l'm your son dad helps son out of depression

Confidence, Dad, and Fucking: Anonymous
10/08/18 (Mon)00:02:16 No.47921531
2247921481 (OP) #
Dad got me through depressio
>Took me to the gym
>Encouraged me to go out and get exercise even if
it's just walking the dog
>can't lift shit at first but progress becomes
noticeable
enjoy the walks through nature with my pup
>dad encourages me to do martial arts
>join MMA gym doing mostly Muay Thai
>pretty much addicted to it
love the pain
>changes his eating habits to help me get used to
new healthy diet
losing fat fast
gaining mass fast
confidence through the roof
>every milestone he gets excited with me
>no longer depressed
he tells me he's proud of me
I fucking love you dad, l'm so incredibly lucky l'm
your son
dad helps son out of depression

Confidence, Dad, and Fucking: Anonymous
10/08/18 (Mon)00:02:16 No.47921531
2247921481 (OP) #
Dad got me through depressio
>Took me to the gym
>Encouraged me to go out and get exercise even if
it's just walking the dog
>can't lift shit at first but progress becomes
noticeable
enjoy the walks through nature with my pup
>dad encourages me to do martial arts
>join MMA gym doing mostly Muay Thai
>pretty much addicted to it
love the pain
>changes his eating habits to help me get used to
new healthy diet
losing fat fast
gaining mass fast
confidence through the roof
>every milestone he gets excited with me
>no longer depressed
he tells me he's proud of me
I fucking love you dad, l'm so incredibly lucky l'm
your son
dad helps son out of depression

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Dank, Disappointed, and Meme: YOU WILLGET 10 MILLION USD CASH BUT SAMUEL. L. JACKSON WILL BE THERE AND YELL "MOTHERFUCKER" FOR EVERY PENNY YOU'LL SPEND. WILL YOU BE HAPPY? 11k -723 くShare nidihoe 2,568 Points 1d Is it the same motherfucker every time? Or does it change according to purchase? *buys big mac* (disappointed) Montherfucker? *buys tailored suit (proud) Motherfucker. *buys tesla (excited) Motherfucker *buys strippers* (approving) Motherfucker! *buys gun* (nervous) Motherfucker? Reply Yet another meme. by FireBOY44 MORE MEMES

Dank, Disappointed, and Meme: YOU WILLGET 10
MILLION USD CASH BUT
SAMUEL. L. JACKSON WILL BE THERE
AND YELL "MOTHERFUCKER" FOR EVERY PENNY
YOU'LL SPEND. WILL YOU BE HAPPY?
11k
-723
くShare
nidihoe 2,568 Points 1d
Is it the same motherfucker every time? Or
does it change according to purchase?
*buys big mac*
(disappointed) Montherfucker?
*buys tailored suit
(proud) Motherfucker.
*buys tesla
(excited) Motherfucker
*buys strippers*
(approving) Motherfucker!
*buys gun*
(nervous) Motherfucker?
Reply
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Dank, Disappointed, and Meme: YOU WILLGET 10
MILLION USD CASH BUT
SAMUEL. L. JACKSON WILL BE THERE
AND YELL "MOTHERFUCKER" FOR EVERY PENNY
YOU'LL SPEND. WILL YOU BE HAPPY?
11k
-723
くShare
nidihoe 2,568 Points 1d
Is it the same motherfucker every time? Or
does it change according to purchase?
*buys big mac*
(disappointed) Montherfucker?
*buys tailored suit
(proud) Motherfucker.
*buys tesla
(excited) Motherfucker
*buys strippers*
(approving) Motherfucker!
*buys gun*
(nervous) Motherfucker?
Reply
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Dank, Memes, and Target: Excited Expecting ngaged Lnily meirl by Finger_Buckley MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Excited Expecting
ngaged Lnily
meirl by Finger_Buckley
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Dank, Memes, and Target: Excited Expecting
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Dank, Memes, and Target: The last time people were excited to see me Meirl by ASFBajanEuropian MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: The last time people were excited to see
me
Meirl by ASFBajanEuropian
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Dank, Memes, and Target: The last time people were excited to see
me
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Bad, Birthday, and Cars: When I was a freshman in high school there was a boy named Chris who was a senior who had autism and he really loved Hotwheels. He always wanted to show people his tiny cars and instead of the popular crowd making fun of him they got excited with him. On his birthday everyone bought him Hotwheels and he went home with a backpack full of them. For homecoming they voted him king and gave him a cape with Hotwheels on it. Sometimes high school isn't so bad. Wholesome meme :) by gastro_destiny MORE MEMES

Bad, Birthday, and Cars: When I was a freshman in high school
there was a boy named Chris who was
a senior who had autism and he really
loved Hotwheels. He always wanted to
show people his tiny cars and instead
of the popular crowd making fun of
him they got excited with him. On his
birthday everyone bought him
Hotwheels and he went home with a
backpack full of them. For
homecoming they voted him king and
gave him a cape with Hotwheels on it.
Sometimes high school isn't so bad.
Wholesome meme :) by gastro_destiny
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Bad, Birthday, and Cars: When I was a freshman in high school
there was a boy named Chris who was
a senior who had autism and he really
loved Hotwheels. He always wanted to
show people his tiny cars and instead
of the popular crowd making fun of
him they got excited with him. On his
birthday everyone bought him
Hotwheels and he went home with a
backpack full of them. For
homecoming they voted him king and
gave him a cape with Hotwheels on it.
Sometimes high school isn't so bad.
Wholesome meme :) by gastro_destiny
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Anal Sex, Dating, and God: theyellowbrickroad Did I ever tell u guys about the time my ex legitimately thought he killed me with his dick??? theyellowbrickroad Ok so picture this I'm 18 and excited about sex, trying out some new positions. We are having sex in a pretty similar position to this And my pussy is so wet it might as well be a god damn Slip N Slide ok. And he's pounding at it fast and hard but slips out and goes to go right back in... But something is wrong. He's about to enter... The. Wrong. Hole And my eyes widen, I go to shout "noooo!!!" But it's all happening too fast. He thrusts right into my unlubed asshole and I scream like murder and leap right up onto my feet We had only been dating a couple of months at this time and there was something very important he did not know about me: I am a chronic fainter. If I'm in pain or if I see my own blood, I will pass the fuck out. I get real quiet and turn to him and say, "I am going to pass out He doesn't know I'm serious, he thinks I'm just being emotional, and he's like "no baby come here" but as he finishes that sentence i faint and my head ping pongs off my metal bed frame, onto the wall and then finally my whole body falls on the ground He has never seen anybody faint before and naturally assumes I'm dead. A couple minutes later I awaken to him sobbing into my naked chest. Like this motherfucker really thought he sent me to the qrave with some accidental anal sex soorajmakhi SIMONE I AM YELLING katielittlejohn Joining tumblr was worth it just to read this. I didn't make a terrible mistake 9 years ago, after all The. Wrong. Hole

Anal Sex, Dating, and God: theyellowbrickroad
Did I ever tell u guys about the time my ex
legitimately thought he killed me with his
dick???
theyellowbrickroad
Ok so picture this I'm 18 and excited about sex,
trying out some new positions. We are having
sex in a pretty similar position to this
And my pussy is so wet it might as well be a
god damn Slip N Slide ok. And he's pounding at
it fast and hard but slips out and goes to go
right back in... But something is wrong. He's
about to enter...
The. Wrong. Hole
And my eyes widen, I go to shout "noooo!!!" But
it's all happening too fast. He thrusts right into
my unlubed asshole and I scream like murder
and leap right up onto my feet
We had only been dating a couple of months at
this time and there was something very
important he did not know about me: I am a
chronic fainter. If I'm in pain or if I see my own
blood, I will pass the fuck out. I get real quiet
and turn to him and say, "I am going to pass
out
He doesn't know I'm serious, he thinks I'm just
being emotional, and he's like "no baby come
here" but as he finishes that sentence i faint
and my head ping pongs off my metal bed
frame, onto the wall and then finally my whole
body falls on the ground
He has never seen anybody faint before and
naturally assumes I'm dead. A couple minutes
later I awaken to him sobbing into my naked
chest. Like this motherfucker really thought he
sent me to the qrave with some accidental anal
sex
soorajmakhi
SIMONE I AM YELLING
katielittlejohn
Joining tumblr was worth it just to read this. I
didn't make a terrible mistake 9 years ago, after
all
The. Wrong. Hole

Anal Sex, Dating, and God: theyellowbrickroad
Did I ever tell u guys about the time my ex
legitimately thought he killed me with his
dick???
theyellowbrickroad
Ok so picture this I'm 18 and excited about sex,
trying out some new positions. We are having
sex in a pretty similar position to this
And my pussy is so wet it might as well be a
god damn Slip N Slide ok. And he's pounding at
it fast and hard but slips out and goes to go
right back in... But something is wrong. He's
about to enter...
The. Wrong. Hole
And my eyes widen, I go to shout "noooo!!!" But
it's all happening too fast. He thrusts right into
my unlubed asshole and I scream like murder
and leap right up onto my feet
We had only been dating a couple of months at
this time and there was something very
important he did not know about me: I am a
chronic fainter. If I'm in pain or if I see my own
blood, I will pass the fuck out. I get real quiet
and turn to him and say, "I am going to pass
out
He doesn't know I'm serious, he thinks I'm just
being emotional, and he's like "no baby come
here" but as he finishes that sentence i faint
and my head ping pongs off my metal bed
frame, onto the wall and then finally my whole
body falls on the ground
He has never seen anybody faint before and
naturally assumes I'm dead. A couple minutes
later I awaken to him sobbing into my naked
chest. Like this motherfucker really thought he
sent me to the qrave with some accidental anal
sex
soorajmakhi
SIMONE I AM YELLING
katielittlejohn
Joining tumblr was worth it just to read this. I
didn't make a terrible mistake 9 years ago, after
all
The. Wrong. Hole

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Bae, Dank, and Lol: Podcast Bae @TheOTAPShow Follow Women are so adorable when you compliment their dress and the dress has pockets lol "Hey! Thats a really nice dress!" Woman: Thanks! IT HAS POCKETS! And then she puts her hands in them and show you lol 11:46 AM- 20 Aug 2018 4,431 Retweets 10,587 Likes ● 6 ģ.9す She wont even use the pockets for anything, but shes still excited by MGLLN MORE MEMES

Bae, Dank, and Lol: Podcast Bae
@TheOTAPShow
Follow
Women are so adorable when you
compliment their dress and the dress has
pockets lol
"Hey! Thats a really nice dress!"
Woman: Thanks! IT HAS POCKETS!
And then she puts her hands in them and
show you lol
11:46 AM- 20 Aug 2018
4,431 Retweets 10,587 Likes
●
6 ģ.9す
She wont even use the pockets for anything, but shes still excited by MGLLN
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Bae, Dank, and Lol: Podcast Bae
@TheOTAPShow
Follow
Women are so adorable when you
compliment their dress and the dress has
pockets lol
"Hey! Thats a really nice dress!"
Woman: Thanks! IT HAS POCKETS!
And then she puts her hands in them and
show you lol
11:46 AM- 20 Aug 2018
4,431 Retweets 10,587 Likes
●
6 ģ.9す
She wont even use the pockets for anything, but shes still excited by MGLLN
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She wont even use the pockets for anything, but shes still excited by MGLLN MORE MEMES

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Phone, Running, and You: me when i get ur notifs thats me running to my phone cuz im so excited to talk to you

Phone, Running, and You: me when i get ur notifs
thats me running to my phone cuz
im so excited to talk to you

Phone, Running, and You: me when i get ur notifs
thats me running to my phone cuz
im so excited to talk to you

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Crying, Dank, and Memes: The sign of a good relationship. Elaine Brown @ElaineeGrace I hid under the bed to scare my boyfriend while he was in the bathroom and when he came out he saw l was gone and I watched him get all excited and run in the closet to wait and scare me. I was sitting under my bed crying laughing. They are the best couple of all time by radowanhabib MORE MEMES

Crying, Dank, and Memes: The sign of a good relationship.
Elaine Brown
@ElaineeGrace
I hid under the bed to scare my
boyfriend while he was in the bathroom
and when he came out he saw l was
gone and I watched him get all excited
and run in the closet to wait and scare
me. I was sitting under my bed crying
laughing.
They are the best couple of all time by radowanhabib
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Crying, Dank, and Memes: The sign of a good relationship.
Elaine Brown
@ElaineeGrace
I hid under the bed to scare my
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and when he came out he saw l was
gone and I watched him get all excited
and run in the closet to wait and scare
me. I was sitting under my bed crying
laughing.
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Introducing the first Pizza Hut fully
autonomous delivery concept
vehicle. Excited for our future with
@Toyota #CES201 8 삐
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and a fuckin toaster pulled up to
your house
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Introducing the first Pizza Hut fully
autonomous delivery concept
vehicle. Excited for our future with
@Toyota #CES201 8 삐
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Dank, Fucking, and Life: found out on Fiverr.com you can buy 1000 likes for $5 The only thing is that the likes come from the Middle East and they have Arabic names. So when I saw that my friend tweeted "Excited for my flight to New York City!" ... I immediately spent the best $5 of my life. Fucking genius. by GO_Nyxton FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

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1000 likes for $5
The only thing is that the likes come from the
Middle East and they have Arabic names.
So when I saw that my friend tweeted
"Excited for my flight to New York City!"
...
I immediately spent the best $5 of my life.
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Dank, Fucking, and Life: found out on Fiverr.com you can buy
1000 likes for $5
The only thing is that the likes come from the
Middle East and they have Arabic names.
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"Excited for my flight to New York City!"
...
I immediately spent the best $5 of my life.
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Amazon, Ass, and Books: Millennials Are Out- Reading Older Generations But younger Americans value library services less than more senior cohorts, study finds natural–blues: decrystallize: witchtimez: onlyblackgirl: m4ge: m4ge: m4ge: m4ge: This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways nice okay we’re off to a good start oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off banksy’s family found this article Why old people so mad. It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR. But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work- Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else- Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now I had a professor, way older, talk at a great length about how his generation is more well read than Millenials. When it was brought up that our generation reads more, he literally came out of nowhere with “Well, that’s not the point. See, my generation was better informed. You kids don’t know what it is to actually sit down and read for information. This generation is the least informed of any previous generation! Other generations sat and read, listened to the radio for information. There’s access, but are any of you *actually* informed? No. If I wanted to know what happened in Finland to make it a country, I would go to the library, speak to another human being, and check out books to read on the subject. We were happy to do it.” A girl a few seats behind me goes, “Bullshit. If I want to know that, I can Google that in a few seconds depending on my signal. I can youtube or Netflix a documentary on Finnish History. I can listen to podcasts made by Scandinavian historians. I can use Duolingo to get a better than basic understanding of the language, and use Amazon same-day to get a book in my hand by my last class of the day, delivered to the class. I can order Finnish food on my ubereats app, find a language partner chat app to video with people in Helsinki, use Google Earth to visit, patronise interactive museums, and stream the most popular films from the country *right now*. If I so desire I can take an opensource course from a highly accredited university about the same subject and apply to study abroad with a trusted program with the click of a button. I can use Tinder to find me someone there to get some with, I can buy plane tickets and find a top rated hotel for a good price with great reviews and stream their local radio stations with an app. I can buy train tickets, bus tickets and rent a car. We aren’t less informed. We just don’t learn things we don’t give a shit about or need just to say we did all smug about it. Stop sneering at us for the access your generation dreamed of giving us actually happening just because your old ass doesn’t know how to use it.”

Amazon, Ass, and Books: Millennials Are Out-
Reading Older Generations
But younger Americans value library services less than more senior
cohorts, study finds
natural–blues:

decrystallize:

witchtimez:

onlyblackgirl:

m4ge:

m4ge:

m4ge:

m4ge:

This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways

nice okay we’re off to a good start

oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off

banksy’s family found this article

Why old people so mad.

It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR.
But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes

Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work-
Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else-
Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now

I had a professor, way older, talk at a great length about how his generation is more well read than Millenials. When it was brought up that our generation reads more, he literally came out of nowhere with “Well, that’s not the point. See, my generation was better informed. You kids don’t know what it is to actually sit down and read for information. This generation is the least informed of any previous generation! Other generations sat and read, listened to the radio for information. There’s access, but are any of you *actually* informed? No. If I wanted to know what happened in Finland to make it a country, I would go to the library, speak to another human being, and check out books to read on the subject. We were happy to do it.”
A girl a few seats behind me goes, “Bullshit. If I want to know that, I can Google that in a few seconds depending on my signal. I can youtube or Netflix a documentary on Finnish History. I can listen to podcasts made by Scandinavian historians. I can use Duolingo to get a better than basic understanding of the language, and use Amazon same-day to get a book in my hand by my last class of the day, delivered to the class. I can order Finnish food on my ubereats app, find a language partner chat app to video with people in Helsinki, use Google Earth to visit, patronise interactive museums, and stream the most popular films from the country *right now*. If I so desire I can take an opensource course from a highly accredited university about the same subject and apply to study abroad with a trusted program with the click of a button. I can use Tinder to find me someone there to get some with, I can buy plane tickets and find a top rated hotel for a good price with great reviews and stream their local radio stations with an app. I can buy train tickets, bus tickets and rent a car. We aren’t less informed. We just don’t learn things we don’t give a shit about or need just to say we did all smug about it. Stop sneering at us for the access your generation dreamed of giving us actually happening just because your old ass doesn’t know how to use it.”

Amazon, Ass, and Books: Millennials Are Out-
Reading Older Generations
But younger Americans value library services less than more senior
cohorts, study finds
natural–blues:

decrystallize:

witchtimez:

onlyblackgirl:

m4ge:

m4ge:

m4ge:

m4ge:

This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways

nice okay we’re off to a good start

oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off

banksy’s family found this article

Why old people so mad.

It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR.
But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes

Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work-
Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else-
Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now

I had a professor, way older, talk at a great length about how his generation is more well read than Millenials. When it was brought up that our generation reads more, he literally came out of nowhere with “Well, that’s not the point. See, my generation was better informed. You kids don’t know what it is to actually sit down and read for information. This generation is the least informed of any previous generation! Other generations sat and read, listened to the radio for information. There’s access, but are any of you *actually* informed? No. If I wanted to know what happened in Finland to make it a country, I would go to the library, speak to another human being, and check out books to read on the subject. We were happy to do it.”
A girl a few seats behind me goes, “Bullshit. If I want to know that, I can Google that in a few seconds depending on my signal. I can youtube or Netflix a documentary on Finnish History. I can listen to podcasts made by Scandinavian historians. I can use Duolingo to get a better than basic understanding of the language, and use Amazon same-day to get a book in my hand by my last class of the day, delivered to the class. I can order Finnish food on my ubereats app, find a language partner chat app to video with people in Helsinki, use Google Earth to visit, patronise interactive museums, and stream the most popular films from the country *right now*. If I so desire I can take an opensource course from a highly accredited university about the same subject and apply to study abroad with a trusted program with the click of a button. I can use Tinder to find me someone there to get some with, I can buy plane tickets and find a top rated hotel for a good price with great reviews and stream their local radio stations with an app. I can buy train tickets, bus tickets and rent a car. We aren’t less informed. We just don’t learn things we don’t give a shit about or need just to say we did all smug about it. Stop sneering at us for the access your generation dreamed of giving us actually happening just because your old ass doesn’t know how to use it.”

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some kind of
New gum
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tell me about t.
T could teil they
were totally into
each other. Love
can blosSom iw
moments likt
G2
these
I
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be polite
THs no big deal
It's just qum
8ut T guess Im
going to keep
buyin it
They're really proud
of this new qum and
T dont want to
discourage them,
And I don't want
to mess things P
for that couple in
the ommercial
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Love, Omg, and Tumblr: Thef made
some kind of
New gum
And they seemed
really excited to
tell me about t.
T could teil they
were totally into
each other. Love
can blosSom iw
moments likt
G2
these
I
trie ằit. (to
be polite
THs no big deal
It's just qum
8ut T guess Im
going to keep
buyin it
They're really proud
of this new qum and
T dont want to
discourage them,
And I don't want
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Reddit, Wild, and You: REDDIT ISONE OF THOSETHINGS WHERE HEY,EITHER YOU GET IT OR YOU DONT ANDIDON'T BUTIAM SO EXCITED TO BEA PART OFIT When I accidentally mention Reddit in the wild and am forced to explain it.

Reddit, Wild, and You: REDDIT ISONE OF THOSETHINGS WHERE
HEY,EITHER YOU GET IT OR YOU DONT
ANDIDON'T
BUTIAM SO EXCITED TO BEA PART OFIT
When I accidentally mention Reddit in the wild and am forced to explain it.

Reddit, Wild, and You: REDDIT ISONE OF THOSETHINGS WHERE
HEY,EITHER YOU GET IT OR YOU DONT
ANDIDON'T
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Tumblr, Blog, and Back: michelle @jeonglows did jungkook just hip thrust to a tomato song Imfao why is he like this converted by jiminxjungkookie l ig imingungkookieg 야 RM and Jungkook are excited in the back! "I'm going to become ketchup, splat" 야 (전 yourdailyvkook: no, he didn’t JUST hip thrust to A tomato song,,,,,, he HIP THRUSTED to TAEHYUNG’S tomato song ;D

Tumblr, Blog, and Back: michelle
@jeonglows
did jungkook just hip thrust to a
tomato song Imfao why is he like this
converted by jiminxjungkookie l ig
imingungkookieg
야
RM and Jungkook are excited in the back!
"I'm going to become ketchup, splat"
야 (전
yourdailyvkook:

no, he didn’t JUST hip thrust to A tomato song,,,,,,
he HIP THRUSTED to TAEHYUNG’S tomato song ;D

Tumblr, Blog, and Back: michelle
@jeonglows
did jungkook just hip thrust to a
tomato song Imfao why is he like this
converted by jiminxjungkookie l ig
imingungkookieg
야
RM and Jungkook are excited in the back!
"I'm going to become ketchup, splat"
야 (전
yourdailyvkook:

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Imgur, Santa, and How: MY CLASS OF KINDERGARTNERS WERE TALKINGABOUT HOW EXCITED THEY WERE FOR SANTA TO COME NOT ONE OF THEM SAID HE WASN'T REAL made on imgur I teach kindergarten. Theres normally one every year.

Imgur, Santa, and How: MY CLASS OF KINDERGARTNERS
WERE TALKINGABOUT HOW EXCITED
THEY WERE FOR SANTA TO COME
NOT ONE OF THEM SAID
HE WASN'T REAL
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Imgur, Santa, and How: MY CLASS OF KINDERGARTNERS
WERE TALKINGABOUT HOW EXCITED
THEY WERE FOR SANTA TO COME
NOT ONE OF THEM SAID
HE WASN'T REAL
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Field Trip, Go to Sleep, and Shit: elation-success: mydogsnokes: i miss when i was like 10 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i'm only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake this is the realist shit on this website Childhood was the best time

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i miss when i was like 10 and it would be
the night before a big field trip or something
and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so
excited. i miss being so into a book that i
would stay up past my bed time reading it.
everything seems so bland or something
idk. i'm only 19 and everything is so tiring. i
miss wanting to be awake
this is the realist shit on this website
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Field Trip, Go to Sleep, and Shit: elation-success:
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i miss when i was like 10 and it would be
the night before a big field trip or something
and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so
excited. i miss being so into a book that i
would stay up past my bed time reading it.
everything seems so bland or something
idk. i'm only 19 and everything is so tiring. i
miss wanting to be awake
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Alive, Bailey Jay, and Children: judgmental gay @judgmentalgay Following who knew sesame street would fucking snatch 2017 Sesame Street @sesamestreet SESAME STREET We're excited to announce a new friend joining us on Sesame Street! She's Julia, a 4-year-old with autism! #SeeAmazing 1:20 ll. 10:02 AM 20 Mar 17 Vibe Magazine @VibeMagazine @sesamestreet introduces a new Muppet who has a father in jail: at.vibe.com/OoVqMp 1:15 PM 22 Mar 17 Sesame Street Announces New Transgender Character BY CHIP DAY | 2 COMMENTS 640 39 New Sesame Street Transgender Character Rabbit Brunny. via wikicommons Pimvantend RETWEETS LIKES 2,200 4,176 thingsstingshouldsing: thomasmwilson: strawberrymacaronexplosion: nightguardmod: luidilovins: hustleinatrap: it’s sad that puppets are more accepting than people… LET 👏 ERNIE 👏 AND 👏 BERT 👏 TIE 👏 THE 👏 KNOT 👏 THEY 👏 HAVE 👏 A 👏 MORE 👏 ONGOING 👏 STABLE 👏 RELATIONSHIP 👏 THAN 👏 MOST 👏 OF 👏 US 👏 Y’all joke about it, but let me tell you a story: See, back in ‘94 (yeah, you youngins), our sociology teacher mentioned that today was the 25th anniversary of Sesame Street. And he proceeded to tell a story. See, he was in kindergarten when Sesame Street first aired, and he saw the first episode, live, with his classmates. He described the experience of seeing this for the first time as incredible. The entire class loved it. The next day, however, the teacher announced that they could no longer show it, due to some people upset that it showed interracial friendships, of kids of different ethnicities playing together. Keep in mind that this show was only two years after laws banning interracial marriages were overturned. So yeah. They’ve been doing the right thing before many of us here were even alive. They also handled death better than pretty much any show ever. I remember when Mr Hooper died. Well, really the actor playing him died. They could have written around it or ignored it, but they didn’t. They did a whole show about death and grief, and it was moving and completely perfect. And it pissed people off because it was a kids show and I guess some people think kid shows should be happy all the time. Sesame street is the best show. I would have said so at 5, and I still say so as a childfree 35 year old. Children’s media should respect the intelligence of their audience and Sesame Street won’t flinch from that. This is all so true, which makes it even worse that new episodes of Sesame Street are effectively behind a 6 month paywall.

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She's Julia, a 4-year-old with autism!
#SeeAmazing
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Vibe Magazine
@VibeMagazine
@sesamestreet introduces a new
Muppet who has a father in jail:
at.vibe.com/OoVqMp
1:15 PM 22 Mar 17

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New Transgender Character
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New Sesame Street Transgender Character Rabbit
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it’s sad that puppets are more accepting than people…

LET 👏 ERNIE 👏 AND 👏 BERT 👏 TIE 👏 THE 👏 KNOT 👏 THEY 👏 HAVE 👏 A 👏 MORE 👏 ONGOING 👏 STABLE 👏 RELATIONSHIP 👏 THAN 👏 MOST 👏 OF 👏 US 👏

Y’all joke about it, but let me tell you a story: See, back in ‘94 (yeah, you youngins), our sociology teacher mentioned that today was the 25th anniversary of Sesame Street. And he proceeded to tell a story.
See, he was in kindergarten when Sesame Street first aired, and he saw the first episode, live, with his classmates. He described the experience of seeing this for the first time as incredible. The entire class loved it.
The next day, however, the teacher announced that they could no longer show it, due to some people upset that it showed interracial friendships, of kids of different ethnicities playing together. Keep in mind that this show was only two years after laws banning interracial marriages were overturned.
So yeah. They’ve been doing the right thing before many of us here were even alive.

They also handled death better than pretty much any show ever. I remember when Mr Hooper died. Well, really the actor playing him died. They could have written around it or ignored it, but they didn’t. They did a whole show about death and grief, and it was moving and completely perfect. And it pissed people off because it was a kids show and I guess some people think kid shows should be happy all the time. Sesame street is the best show. I would have said so at 5, and I still say so as a childfree 35 year old.

Children’s media should respect the intelligence of their audience and Sesame Street won’t flinch from that.

This is all so true, which makes it even worse that new episodes of Sesame Street are effectively behind a 6 month paywall.

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@judgmentalgay
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She's Julia, a 4-year-old with autism!
#SeeAmazing
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Vibe Magazine
@VibeMagazine
@sesamestreet introduces a new
Muppet who has a father in jail:
at.vibe.com/OoVqMp
1:15 PM 22 Mar 17

Sesame Street Announces
New Transgender Character
BY CHIP DAY | 2 COMMENTS
640
39
New Sesame Street Transgender Character Rabbit
Brunny. via wikicommons Pimvantend

RETWEETS
LIKES
2,200 4,176
thingsstingshouldsing:

thomasmwilson:

strawberrymacaronexplosion:

nightguardmod:

luidilovins:

hustleinatrap:
it’s sad that puppets are more accepting than people…

LET 👏 ERNIE 👏 AND 👏 BERT 👏 TIE 👏 THE 👏 KNOT 👏 THEY 👏 HAVE 👏 A 👏 MORE 👏 ONGOING 👏 STABLE 👏 RELATIONSHIP 👏 THAN 👏 MOST 👏 OF 👏 US 👏

Y’all joke about it, but let me tell you a story: See, back in ‘94 (yeah, you youngins), our sociology teacher mentioned that today was the 25th anniversary of Sesame Street. And he proceeded to tell a story.
See, he was in kindergarten when Sesame Street first aired, and he saw the first episode, live, with his classmates. He described the experience of seeing this for the first time as incredible. The entire class loved it.
The next day, however, the teacher announced that they could no longer show it, due to some people upset that it showed interracial friendships, of kids of different ethnicities playing together. Keep in mind that this show was only two years after laws banning interracial marriages were overturned.
So yeah. They’ve been doing the right thing before many of us here were even alive.

They also handled death better than pretty much any show ever. I remember when Mr Hooper died. Well, really the actor playing him died. They could have written around it or ignored it, but they didn’t. They did a whole show about death and grief, and it was moving and completely perfect. And it pissed people off because it was a kids show and I guess some people think kid shows should be happy all the time. Sesame street is the best show. I would have said so at 5, and I still say so as a childfree 35 year old.

Children’s media should respect the intelligence of their audience and Sesame Street won’t flinch from that.

This is all so true, which makes it even worse that new episodes of Sesame Street are effectively behind a 6 month paywall.

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Ass, Bailey Jay, and Bitch: The Economist -Follow Economist TheEconomist Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? econ.st/294G6yf dxisybuchanan: everythingcanadian: ariaste: wildhaunt: everkings: kid-communism: combatbooty: 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us 3) mostly mined with slave labor 4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years 5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. engagement rings: HACKED

Ass, Bailey Jay, and Bitch: The Economist
-Follow
Economist
TheEconomist
Why aren't millennials buying diamonds?
econ.st/294G6yf
dxisybuchanan:

everythingcanadian:

ariaste:

wildhaunt:

everkings:

kid-communism:

combatbooty:

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated.

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.
Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring.

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD.

engagement rings: HACKED

Ass, Bailey Jay, and Bitch: The Economist
-Follow
Economist
TheEconomist
Why aren't millennials buying diamonds?
econ.st/294G6yf
dxisybuchanan:

everythingcanadian:

ariaste:

wildhaunt:

everkings:

kid-communism:

combatbooty:

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated.

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.
Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring.

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD.

engagement rings: HACKED

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Cats, Pets, and Giant: did you know? Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects wil eat the burrowing tarantulas' eggs so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas' eggs so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source This has blown my mind for years. It's so unreal, It's almost the same exact reason humans and cats started living together Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad. This is legit, guys. And I'm excited about it. Someone needs to draw a tarantula person with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this be a thing. FDARE KEVIN, DON'T You F DO IT! I JUST SAY In response to the r/NatureIsFuckingLit post on Spiders and Frogs

Cats, Pets, and Giant: did you know?
Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs
as pets. Insects wil eat the
burrowing tarantulas' eggs
so the spiders protect the
frogs from predators, and in
return the frogs eat the insects
Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as
pets. Insects will eat the burrowing
tarantulas' eggs so the spiders
protect the frogs from predators, and
in return the frogs eat the insects.
Source
This has blown my mind for years. It's so
unreal, It's almost the same exact reason
humans and cats started living together
Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A
science fact seldom gets to sound that
much like meaningless word salad.
This is legit, guys. And I'm excited about it.
Someone needs to draw a tarantula person
with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this
be a thing.
FDARE
KEVIN, DON'T
You F
DO IT!
I JUST
SAY
In response to the r/NatureIsFuckingLit post on Spiders and Frogs

Cats, Pets, and Giant: did you know?
Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs
as pets. Insects wil eat the
burrowing tarantulas' eggs
so the spiders protect the
frogs from predators, and in
return the frogs eat the insects
Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as
pets. Insects will eat the burrowing
tarantulas' eggs so the spiders
protect the frogs from predators, and
in return the frogs eat the insects.
Source
This has blown my mind for years. It's so
unreal, It's almost the same exact reason
humans and cats started living together
Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A
science fact seldom gets to sound that
much like meaningless word salad.
This is legit, guys. And I'm excited about it.
Someone needs to draw a tarantula person
with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this
be a thing.
FDARE
KEVIN, DON'T
You F
DO IT!
I JUST
SAY
In response to the r/NatureIsFuckingLit post on Spiders and Frogs

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Anaconda, Facts, and Fucking: diet PURIFIED WATER ze bnbILIED MYLEH ola classic nutrition facts erving pe total fat 0g sodium 35g total carbohydrate 279 please recycle protein 0g feathermerainbow: lynnora-v: tyrianprinceofrage: striderbutt: spinals: Industrial designer Andrew Kim has created a new Coke bottle concept that could significantly change the sodamaker’s footprint. For every 4 bottles currently shipped, the square bottle design could ship 6. This means every shipping container could hold 4,000 more bottles of Coke. Kim also considered that Americans use 2 million plastic bottles every 5 minutes, so he made the bottle itself green. It is 100% plant based, made entirely from sugar cane byproducts. Which is amusing since Coke hasn’t been made from sugar since 1985 (via Jerry James Stone) this looks so fucking cool please use this design BITTE!! ;^; I’m gonna be real here. I’m actually excited to see these designs and have great desire to see it in reality. Why? It looks futuristic and appeasing to the eyes. The bottles has changed before, it can change now. I’m all in favor of having new bottles like this. i usually HATE new designs. these i wouldn’t. not even a little.

Anaconda, Facts, and Fucking: diet
PURIFIED WATER
ze
bnbILIED MYLEH

ola
classic
nutrition facts
erving pe
total fat 0g
sodium 35g
total carbohydrate 279
please
recycle
protein 0g
feathermerainbow:

lynnora-v:

tyrianprinceofrage:

striderbutt:

spinals:

Industrial designer Andrew Kim has created a new Coke bottle concept that could significantly change the sodamaker’s footprint. For every 4 bottles currently shipped, the square bottle design could ship 6. This means every shipping container could hold 4,000 more bottles of Coke. Kim also considered that Americans use 2 million plastic bottles every 5 minutes, so he made the bottle itself green. It is 100% plant based, made entirely from sugar cane byproducts. Which is amusing since Coke hasn’t been made from sugar since 1985 (via Jerry James Stone)

this looks so fucking cool please use this design

BITTE!! ;^;

I’m gonna be real here. I’m actually excited to see these designs and have great desire to see it in reality. Why? It looks futuristic and appeasing to the eyes.
The bottles has changed before, it can change now. I’m all in favor of having new bottles like this.

i usually HATE new designs. these i wouldn’t. not even a little.

Anaconda, Facts, and Fucking: diet
PURIFIED WATER
ze
bnbILIED MYLEH

ola
classic
nutrition facts
erving pe
total fat 0g
sodium 35g
total carbohydrate 279
please
recycle
protein 0g
feathermerainbow:

lynnora-v:

tyrianprinceofrage:

striderbutt:

spinals:

Industrial designer Andrew Kim has created a new Coke bottle concept that could significantly change the sodamaker’s footprint. For every 4 bottles currently shipped, the square bottle design could ship 6. This means every shipping container could hold 4,000 more bottles of Coke. Kim also considered that Americans use 2 million plastic bottles every 5 minutes, so he made the bottle itself green. It is 100% plant based, made entirely from sugar cane byproducts. Which is amusing since Coke hasn’t been made from sugar since 1985 (via Jerry James Stone)

this looks so fucking cool please use this design

BITTE!! ;^;

I’m gonna be real here. I’m actually excited to see these designs and have great desire to see it in reality. Why? It looks futuristic and appeasing to the eyes.
The bottles has changed before, it can change now. I’m all in favor of having new bottles like this.

i usually HATE new designs. these i wouldn’t. not even a little.

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Cookies, Hungry, and Juice: things toddlers and i have in common don't WANNA go to bed why get dressed when I could keep playing in my pjs??? I'm very tired and therefore I HATE YOU soiscrewedmycompanions -just five more minutes - I haven't eaten and I'm hungry so I'm going to cry about it lowerclass-uppercase -needs cookies and juice to function -will cry if yelled at thewitebear -excited about stickers Source: spykid 320,136 notes Things in common with toddlers

Cookies, Hungry, and Juice: things toddlers and i have
in common
don't WANNA go to bed
why get dressed when I could keep playing in my pjs???
I'm very tired and therefore I HATE YOU
soiscrewedmycompanions
-just five more minutes
- I haven't eaten and I'm hungry so I'm going to cry about it
lowerclass-uppercase
-needs cookies and juice to function
-will cry if yelled at
thewitebear
-excited about stickers
Source: spykid
320,136 notes
Things in common with toddlers

Cookies, Hungry, and Juice: things toddlers and i have
in common
don't WANNA go to bed
why get dressed when I could keep playing in my pjs???
I'm very tired and therefore I HATE YOU
soiscrewedmycompanions
-just five more minutes
- I haven't eaten and I'm hungry so I'm going to cry about it
lowerclass-uppercase
-needs cookies and juice to function
-will cry if yelled at
thewitebear
-excited about stickers
Source: spykid
320,136 notes
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Things in common with toddlers

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Money, Date, and Girl: Guy: I'm really excited about our date tonight, I've been saving up all week for it Girl: That's so sweet of you but I really don't mind splitting the check Guy I'm not talking about money And at that moment

Money, Date, and Girl: Guy: I'm really excited about our date tonight,
I've been saving up all week for it
Girl: That's so sweet of you but I really don't
mind splitting the check
Guy I'm not talking about money
And at that moment

Money, Date, and Girl: Guy: I'm really excited about our date tonight,
I've been saving up all week for it
Girl: That's so sweet of you but I really don't
mind splitting the check
Guy I'm not talking about money
And at that moment

And at that moment

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Blessed, Confused, and Tumblr: What's your guilty pleasure that you would NEVER admit to someone you know personally? (self.AskReddit) posted to AskReddit 20 hours ago by Devonisanidiot 3427 4330 comments sorted by top A AsianHawke 10390 points 20 hours ago* x2 Sometimes, when a coworker is upset for whatever reason, I slip a dollar bill in their coat pocket when they're not looking. It's not much but I always feel better when I find a long-forgotten dollar bill in my pocket. l've actually seen it brighten up their day sol know it works. They're usually confused but excited about it senor-cat:Absolutely blessed pure post

Blessed, Confused, and Tumblr: What's your guilty pleasure that you would
NEVER admit to someone you know
personally? (self.AskReddit)
posted to AskReddit
20 hours ago by Devonisanidiot
3427
4330 comments
sorted by top
A AsianHawke 10390 points 20 hours ago* x2
Sometimes, when a coworker is upset for whatever reason, I slip
a dollar bill in their coat pocket when they're not looking. It's not
much but I always feel better when I find a long-forgotten dollar
bill in my pocket. l've actually seen it brighten up their day sol
know it works. They're usually confused but excited about it
senor-cat:Absolutely blessed pure post

Blessed, Confused, and Tumblr: What's your guilty pleasure that you would
NEVER admit to someone you know
personally? (self.AskReddit)
posted to AskReddit
20 hours ago by Devonisanidiot
3427
4330 comments
sorted by top
A AsianHawke 10390 points 20 hours ago* x2
Sometimes, when a coworker is upset for whatever reason, I slip
a dollar bill in their coat pocket when they're not looking. It's not
much but I always feel better when I find a long-forgotten dollar
bill in my pocket. l've actually seen it brighten up their day sol
know it works. They're usually confused but excited about it
senor-cat:Absolutely blessed pure post

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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: IS THAT A KNIFE IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST EXCITED TO SEE ME OH FUCK ITS A KNIFE six-of-foxes: andreil: a short summary

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: IS THAT A KNIFE IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU
JUST EXCITED TO SEE ME

OH FUCK ITS A KNIFE
six-of-foxes:
andreil: a short summary

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: IS THAT A KNIFE IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU
JUST EXCITED TO SEE ME

OH FUCK ITS A KNIFE
six-of-foxes:
andreil: a short summary

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Dogs, Forever, and Ghost: ALMOND @ahmedtwinkie A year for us is 7 for dogs, so 1 day is 30 for them.Explains why ur dog gets excited after a day w/o seeina u, its cuz it felt like forever Ghost @KillianTrill Whats on your mind? 8/5/17, 7:52 PM 145K Retweets 356K Likes

Dogs, Forever, and Ghost: ALMOND
@ahmedtwinkie
A year for us is 7 for dogs, so 1 day is 30
for them.Explains why ur dog gets excited
after a day w/o seeina u, its cuz it felt like
forever
Ghost @KillianTrill
Whats on your mind?

8/5/17, 7:52 PM
145K Retweets 356K Likes

Dogs, Forever, and Ghost: ALMOND
@ahmedtwinkie
A year for us is 7 for dogs, so 1 day is 30
for them.Explains why ur dog gets excited
after a day w/o seeina u, its cuz it felt like
forever
Ghost @KillianTrill
Whats on your mind?

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145K Retweets 356K Likes

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Birthday, Cute, and Target: Every Thursdav, my daughter gets so excited to stand out on the sidewalk and wave to her favorite trashman! Last week, she decided that she wanted to bring him a homemade muffin. To our surprise, it iust so happened that the Thursday she picked was his biřthday! He said it was the only gift he received. The smile on both of their faces were priceless scumbag-vanguard: ctron164: herdreadsrock: Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how Awwww This story was different actually??? And even better???The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week. It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday.He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him. That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.

Birthday, Cute, and Target: Every Thursdav, my daughter gets so excited to stand out on the
sidewalk and wave to her favorite trashman! Last week, she
decided that she wanted to bring him a homemade muffin. To our
surprise, it iust so happened that the Thursday she picked was his
biřthday! He said it was the only gift he received.
The smile on both of their faces were priceless
scumbag-vanguard:

ctron164:

herdreadsrock:

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

Awwww

This story was different actually??? And even better???The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week. It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday.He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him. That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.

Birthday, Cute, and Target: Every Thursdav, my daughter gets so excited to stand out on the
sidewalk and wave to her favorite trashman! Last week, she
decided that she wanted to bring him a homemade muffin. To our
surprise, it iust so happened that the Thursday she picked was his
biřthday! He said it was the only gift he received.
The smile on both of their faces were priceless
scumbag-vanguard:

ctron164:

herdreadsrock:

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

Awwww

This story was different actually??? And even better???The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week. It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday.He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him. That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.

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Doctor, Target, and Tumblr: Michael @OmanReagan Follow Need a pronoun to talk about the Doctor across regenerations? Try gender-neutral singular 'they.' americandialect.org/2015- word-of-t #thirteenthdoctor 11:48 AM-16 Jul 2017 27 Retweets 50 Likes e Hannah Little @hanachronism Following People talking about the doctor (in the broad sense rather than 1 incarnation) are going to have to start using sing. they... YES #doctorwho 12:23 PM-16 Jul 2017 5 Retweets 15 Likes allthingslinguistic:Linguist twitter is pretty excited to watch people refer to the Doctor across regenerations using singular they.

Doctor, Target, and Tumblr: Michael
@OmanReagan
Follow
Need a pronoun to talk about the Doctor
across regenerations? Try gender-neutral
singular 'they.' americandialect.org/2015-
word-of-t #thirteenthdoctor
11:48 AM-16 Jul 2017
27 Retweets 50 Likes
e

Hannah Little
@hanachronism
Following
People talking about the doctor (in the broad
sense rather than 1 incarnation) are going to
have to start using sing. they... YES
#doctorwho
12:23 PM-16 Jul 2017
5 Retweets 15 Likes
allthingslinguistic:Linguist twitter is pretty excited to watch people refer to the Doctor across regenerations using singular they.

Doctor, Target, and Tumblr: Michael
@OmanReagan
Follow
Need a pronoun to talk about the Doctor
across regenerations? Try gender-neutral
singular 'they.' americandialect.org/2015-
word-of-t #thirteenthdoctor
11:48 AM-16 Jul 2017
27 Retweets 50 Likes
e

Hannah Little
@hanachronism
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People talking about the doctor (in the broad
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allthingslinguistic:Linguist twitter is pretty excited to watch people refer to the Doctor across regenerations using singular they.

allthingslinguistic:Linguist twitter is pretty excited to watch people refer to the Doctor across regenerations using singular they.

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Life, Tumblr, and Blog: you are safe now my sweet child Wintersun Me i owe you y life theairbrushedcountess: ……….so anyway, whomst else is excited for the album release

Life, Tumblr, and Blog: you are safe now
my sweet child
Wintersun
Me
i owe you
y life
theairbrushedcountess:

……….so anyway, whomst else is excited for the album release

Life, Tumblr, and Blog: you are safe now
my sweet child
Wintersun
Me
i owe you
y life
theairbrushedcountess:

……….so anyway, whomst else is excited for the album release

theairbrushedcountess: ……….so anyway, whomst else is excited for the album release

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Cute, Dude, and Friends: mantaabyssus: former-fatty: the-long-dog: equagga: chibimonkey: nami-sore: My little friends love carrots! They don’t even care about anything they just wanna nibble the carrots I’m distracting myself from life by researching triops the first time I saw this video I was PMS-ing and when he sandwiched himself between two carrots I burst into tears I want to be half as excited as this little dude is. Scary prehistoric monsters doing cute things is surprisingly compelling. TRIOPS AAAAAAAA

Cute, Dude, and Friends: mantaabyssus:

former-fatty:
the-long-dog:

equagga:

chibimonkey:

nami-sore:

My little friends love carrots! They don’t even care about anything they just wanna nibble the carrots

I’m distracting myself from life by researching triops

the first time I saw this video I was PMS-ing and when he sandwiched himself between two carrots I burst into tears

I want to be half as excited as this little dude is.

Scary prehistoric monsters doing cute things is surprisingly compelling.

TRIOPS AAAAAAAA

Cute, Dude, and Friends: mantaabyssus:

former-fatty:
the-long-dog:

equagga:

chibimonkey:

nami-sore:

My little friends love carrots! They don’t even care about anything they just wanna nibble the carrots

I’m distracting myself from life by researching triops

the first time I saw this video I was PMS-ing and when he sandwiched himself between two carrots I burst into tears

I want to be half as excited as this little dude is.

Scary prehistoric monsters doing cute things is surprisingly compelling.

TRIOPS AAAAAAAA

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Alive, Bailey Jay, and Children: judgmental gay @judgmentalgay Following who knew sesame street would fucking snatch 2017 Sesame Street @sesamestreet SESAME STREET We're excited to announce a new friend joining us on Sesame Street! She's Julia, a 4-year-old with autism! #SeeAmazing 1:20 ll. 10:02 AM 20 Mar 17 Vibe Magazine @VibeMagazine @sesamestreet introduces a new Muppet who has a father in jail: at.vibe.com/OoVqMp 1:15 PM 22 Mar 17 Sesame Street Announces New Transgender Character BY CHIP DAY | 2 COMMENTS 640 39 New Sesame Street Transgender Character Rabbit Brunny. via wikicommons Pimvantend RETWEETS LIKES 2,200 4,176 thingsstingshouldsing: thomasmwilson: strawberrymacaronexplosion: nightguardmod: luidilovins: hustleinatrap: it’s sad that puppets are more accepting than people… LET 👏 ERNIE 👏 AND 👏 BERT 👏 TIE 👏 THE 👏 KNOT 👏 THEY 👏 HAVE 👏 A 👏 MORE 👏 ONGOING 👏 STABLE 👏 RELATIONSHIP 👏 THAN 👏 MOST 👏 OF 👏 US 👏 Y’all joke about it, but let me tell you a story: See, back in ‘94 (yeah, you youngins), our sociology teacher mentioned that today was the 25th anniversary of Sesame Street. And he proceeded to tell a story. See, he was in kindergarten when Sesame Street first aired, and he saw the first episode, live, with his classmates. He described the experience of seeing this for the first time as incredible. The entire class loved it. The next day, however, the teacher announced that they could no longer show it, due to some people upset that it showed interracial friendships, of kids of different ethnicities playing together. Keep in mind that this show was only two years after laws banning interracial marriages were overturned. So yeah. They’ve been doing the right thing before many of us here were even alive. They also handled death better than pretty much any show ever. I remember when Mr Hooper died. Well, really the actor playing him died. They could have written around it or ignored it, but they didn’t. They did a whole show about death and grief, and it was moving and completely perfect. And it pissed people off because it was a kids show and I guess some people think kid shows should be happy all the time. Sesame street is the best show. I would have said so at 5, and I still say so as a childfree 35 year old. Children’s media should respect the intelligence of their audience and Sesame Street won’t flinch from that. This is all so true, which makes it even worse that new episodes of Sesame Street are effectively behind a 6 month paywall.

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Sesame Street
@sesamestreet
SESAME STREET
We're excited to announce a new
friend joining us on Sesame Street!
She's Julia, a 4-year-old with autism!
#SeeAmazing
1:20 ll.
10:02 AM 20 Mar 17

Vibe Magazine
@VibeMagazine
@sesamestreet introduces a new
Muppet who has a father in jail:
at.vibe.com/OoVqMp
1:15 PM 22 Mar 17

Sesame Street Announces
New Transgender Character
BY CHIP DAY | 2 COMMENTS
640
39
New Sesame Street Transgender Character Rabbit
Brunny. via wikicommons Pimvantend

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thingsstingshouldsing:

thomasmwilson:

strawberrymacaronexplosion:

nightguardmod:

luidilovins:

hustleinatrap:
it’s sad that puppets are more accepting than people…

LET 👏 ERNIE 👏 AND 👏 BERT 👏 TIE 👏 THE 👏 KNOT 👏 THEY 👏 HAVE 👏 A 👏 MORE 👏 ONGOING 👏 STABLE 👏 RELATIONSHIP 👏 THAN 👏 MOST 👏 OF 👏 US 👏

Y’all joke about it, but let me tell you a story: See, back in ‘94 (yeah, you youngins), our sociology teacher mentioned that today was the 25th anniversary of Sesame Street. And he proceeded to tell a story.
See, he was in kindergarten when Sesame Street first aired, and he saw the first episode, live, with his classmates. He described the experience of seeing this for the first time as incredible. The entire class loved it.
The next day, however, the teacher announced that they could no longer show it, due to some people upset that it showed interracial friendships, of kids of different ethnicities playing together. Keep in mind that this show was only two years after laws banning interracial marriages were overturned.
So yeah. They’ve been doing the right thing before many of us here were even alive.

They also handled death better than pretty much any show ever. I remember when Mr Hooper died. Well, really the actor playing him died. They could have written around it or ignored it, but they didn’t. They did a whole show about death and grief, and it was moving and completely perfect. And it pissed people off because it was a kids show and I guess some people think kid shows should be happy all the time. Sesame street is the best show. I would have said so at 5, and I still say so as a childfree 35 year old.

Children’s media should respect the intelligence of their audience and Sesame Street won’t flinch from that.

This is all so true, which makes it even worse that new episodes of Sesame Street are effectively behind a 6 month paywall.

Alive, Bailey Jay, and Children: judgmental gay
@judgmentalgay
Following
who knew sesame street would fucking snatch
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Sesame Street
@sesamestreet
SESAME STREET
We're excited to announce a new
friend joining us on Sesame Street!
She's Julia, a 4-year-old with autism!
#SeeAmazing
1:20 ll.
10:02 AM 20 Mar 17

Vibe Magazine
@VibeMagazine
@sesamestreet introduces a new
Muppet who has a father in jail:
at.vibe.com/OoVqMp
1:15 PM 22 Mar 17

Sesame Street Announces
New Transgender Character
BY CHIP DAY | 2 COMMENTS
640
39
New Sesame Street Transgender Character Rabbit
Brunny. via wikicommons Pimvantend

RETWEETS
LIKES
2,200 4,176
thingsstingshouldsing:

thomasmwilson:

strawberrymacaronexplosion:

nightguardmod:

luidilovins:

hustleinatrap:
it’s sad that puppets are more accepting than people…

LET 👏 ERNIE 👏 AND 👏 BERT 👏 TIE 👏 THE 👏 KNOT 👏 THEY 👏 HAVE 👏 A 👏 MORE 👏 ONGOING 👏 STABLE 👏 RELATIONSHIP 👏 THAN 👏 MOST 👏 OF 👏 US 👏

Y’all joke about it, but let me tell you a story: See, back in ‘94 (yeah, you youngins), our sociology teacher mentioned that today was the 25th anniversary of Sesame Street. And he proceeded to tell a story.
See, he was in kindergarten when Sesame Street first aired, and he saw the first episode, live, with his classmates. He described the experience of seeing this for the first time as incredible. The entire class loved it.
The next day, however, the teacher announced that they could no longer show it, due to some people upset that it showed interracial friendships, of kids of different ethnicities playing together. Keep in mind that this show was only two years after laws banning interracial marriages were overturned.
So yeah. They’ve been doing the right thing before many of us here were even alive.

They also handled death better than pretty much any show ever. I remember when Mr Hooper died. Well, really the actor playing him died. They could have written around it or ignored it, but they didn’t. They did a whole show about death and grief, and it was moving and completely perfect. And it pissed people off because it was a kids show and I guess some people think kid shows should be happy all the time. Sesame street is the best show. I would have said so at 5, and I still say so as a childfree 35 year old.

Children’s media should respect the intelligence of their audience and Sesame Street won’t flinch from that.

This is all so true, which makes it even worse that new episodes of Sesame Street are effectively behind a 6 month paywall.

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Dogs, Love, and What Is: brightindie I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start encouraging them like "what is it?!" and their tail goes from a level five to level eighty. What is it, boy?

Dogs, Love, and What Is: brightindie
I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start
encouraging them like "what is it?!" and their tail
goes from a level five to level eighty.
What is it, boy?

Dogs, Love, and What Is: brightindie
I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start
encouraging them like "what is it?!" and their tail
goes from a level five to level eighty.
What is it, boy?

What is it, boy?

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Ass, Bailey Jay, and Fucking: ce LEVEL FH OWEEN STAR ? HERE cryingbutterflies: asynchronouscommunication: kaijutegu: flabbergasted-and-inspired: wintercoffin: kaijutegu: allisonpregler: upstartgeek: Ok real talk WHO is going to shell out 200+ dollars for this almost life size horse skeleton Originally posted by haha-suck-my-ass me, actually can you fucking sit on it tho wouldn’t that be really uncomfortable? is it here, @kaijutegu? I can’t sit on it but a skeleton can! THAT SKELETON LOOKS SO EXCITED FOR THIS “LOOK MOM I FINALLY GOT THAT PONY YOU PROMISED ME BACK WHEN I WAS 6! BET YOU THOUGHT I DIDN’T REMEMBER!” This is my aesthetic

Ass, Bailey Jay, and Fucking: ce
LEVEL
FH OWEEN
STAR ? HERE
cryingbutterflies:

asynchronouscommunication:

kaijutegu:

flabbergasted-and-inspired:

wintercoffin:

kaijutegu:

allisonpregler:

upstartgeek:

Ok real talk WHO is going to shell out 200+ dollars for this almost life size horse skeleton

Originally posted by haha-suck-my-ass

me, actually

can you fucking sit on it tho

wouldn’t that be really uncomfortable?
is it here, @kaijutegu?

I can’t sit on it but a skeleton can!

THAT SKELETON LOOKS SO EXCITED FOR THIS

“LOOK MOM I FINALLY GOT THAT PONY YOU PROMISED ME BACK WHEN I WAS 6! BET YOU THOUGHT I DIDN’T REMEMBER!”

This is my aesthetic

Ass, Bailey Jay, and Fucking: ce
LEVEL
FH OWEEN
STAR ? HERE
cryingbutterflies:

asynchronouscommunication:

kaijutegu:

flabbergasted-and-inspired:

wintercoffin:

kaijutegu:

allisonpregler:

upstartgeek:

Ok real talk WHO is going to shell out 200+ dollars for this almost life size horse skeleton

Originally posted by haha-suck-my-ass

me, actually

can you fucking sit on it tho

wouldn’t that be really uncomfortable?
is it here, @kaijutegu?

I can’t sit on it but a skeleton can!

THAT SKELETON LOOKS SO EXCITED FOR THIS

“LOOK MOM I FINALLY GOT THAT PONY YOU PROMISED ME BACK WHEN I WAS 6! BET YOU THOUGHT I DIDN’T REMEMBER!”

This is my aesthetic

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Good, Art, and Can: shslcutie sees good art gets excited* thinks I can art* tries to art* cant art* *sobs* Art.

Good, Art, and Can: shslcutie
sees good art
gets excited*
thinks I can art*
tries to art*
cant art*
*sobs*
Art.

Good, Art, and Can: shslcutie
sees good art
gets excited*
thinks I can art*
tries to art*
cant art*
*sobs*
Art.

Art.

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Catfished, Dumb, and Fail: Okay people, history-fail story-time cindehella artyowl01 So back in the 1780's when our country was still figuring crap out and ol' George Washington was just elected president, G.W decided to send a letter to Congress along the lines of Looking forward to working with you all, this will be exciting! Congress, not wanting to slight the president and also trying to express their own enthusiasm, sent back a letter along the lines of "Glad you're excited, we are also looking forward to working with you!" Then George sends another letter back saying something like "Cool cool bros, glad you're just as excited as am, and Congress, again not wanting to be awkward or just ignore the PRESIDENT sent back ANOTHER letter saying some dumb crap that was probably along the lines of "Glad you're excited that we're excited that you're excited Democracy at its finest And while this in itself is funny, that is not even the best part. George Washington, while being powerful, was not extremely eloquent, and at this point was also aging, busy, and overall very stressed about his new position (which he did not want in the first place). So he asked his old friend James Madison, who had a much better way with words, to write the first note to Congress. Good old James Madison, wanting to oblige his friend, did just that and composed the note to Congress. Now, J-Mads was himself a member of Congress, so when the note arrived, he was in session to hear "Washington's" letter read Cngress got nervous and worried about who could possibly compose a formal and acceptable letter back to Washington. Who better than his old friend, James Madison? So Jimmy, being obliging wrote the response. When Washington received the reply, he once again asked his friend to write the response And who did Congress choose to write their final letter? That's right. ..none other than Jimmy-James-Madison himself. So James Madison, future 4th president of the United States, wrote himself 4 letters under the guise of George Washington and the first Congress of the U.S. And he was too embarrassed to admit it catfish of the millenium History story time

Catfished, Dumb, and Fail: Okay people, history-fail story-time
cindehella
artyowl01
So back in the 1780's when our country was still figuring crap out and
ol' George Washington was just elected president, G.W decided to
send a letter to Congress along the lines of Looking forward to
working with you all, this will be exciting! Congress, not wanting to
slight the president and also trying to express their own enthusiasm,
sent back a letter along the lines of "Glad you're excited, we are also
looking forward to working with you!"
Then George sends another letter back saying something like "Cool
cool bros, glad you're just as excited as am, and Congress, again
not wanting to be awkward or just ignore the PRESIDENT sent back
ANOTHER letter saying some dumb crap that was probably along
the lines of "Glad you're excited that we're excited that you're
excited
Democracy at its finest
And while this in itself is funny, that is not even the best part.
George Washington, while being powerful, was not extremely
eloquent, and at this point was also aging, busy, and overall very
stressed about his new position (which he did not want in the first
place). So he asked his old friend James Madison, who had a much
better way with words, to write the first note to Congress. Good old
James Madison, wanting to oblige his friend, did just that and
composed the note to Congress. Now, J-Mads was himself a
member of Congress, so when the note arrived, he was in session to
hear "Washington's" letter read
Cngress got nervous and worried about who could possibly
compose a formal and acceptable letter back to Washington. Who
better than his old friend, James Madison? So Jimmy, being obliging
wrote the response. When Washington received the reply, he once
again asked his friend to write the response
And who did Congress choose to write their final letter? That's
right. ..none other than Jimmy-James-Madison himself.
So James Madison, future 4th president of the United States, wrote
himself 4 letters under the guise of George Washington and the first
Congress of the U.S. And he was too embarrassed to admit it
catfish of the millenium
History story time

Catfished, Dumb, and Fail: Okay people, history-fail story-time
cindehella
artyowl01
So back in the 1780's when our country was still figuring crap out and
ol' George Washington was just elected president, G.W decided to
send a letter to Congress along the lines of Looking forward to
working with you all, this will be exciting! Congress, not wanting to
slight the president and also trying to express their own enthusiasm,
sent back a letter along the lines of "Glad you're excited, we are also
looking forward to working with you!"
Then George sends another letter back saying something like "Cool
cool bros, glad you're just as excited as am, and Congress, again
not wanting to be awkward or just ignore the PRESIDENT sent back
ANOTHER letter saying some dumb crap that was probably along
the lines of "Glad you're excited that we're excited that you're
excited
Democracy at its finest
And while this in itself is funny, that is not even the best part.
George Washington, while being powerful, was not extremely
eloquent, and at this point was also aging, busy, and overall very
stressed about his new position (which he did not want in the first
place). So he asked his old friend James Madison, who had a much
better way with words, to write the first note to Congress. Good old
James Madison, wanting to oblige his friend, did just that and
composed the note to Congress. Now, J-Mads was himself a
member of Congress, so when the note arrived, he was in session to
hear "Washington's" letter read
Cngress got nervous and worried about who could possibly
compose a formal and acceptable letter back to Washington. Who
better than his old friend, James Madison? So Jimmy, being obliging
wrote the response. When Washington received the reply, he once
again asked his friend to write the response
And who did Congress choose to write their final letter? That's
right. ..none other than Jimmy-James-Madison himself.
So James Madison, future 4th president of the United States, wrote
himself 4 letters under the guise of George Washington and the first
Congress of the U.S. And he was too embarrassed to admit it
catfish of the millenium
History story time

History story time

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Anaconda, Bad, and Facts: calleo: anoracleofwar: calleo: candiikismet: alittlebitridiculous: arciifer: babyanimalgifs: this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen To the people in the comments saying the guy is doing this “just for show” He’s not With this kind of bird, they are VERY attached to their cages, so if you need to replace the cage, you need to the show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one. It’s upset bc the cage it liked is gone, but the cage was too small for it so it needs to be replaced. The bird is fine. Thank you for explaining that! I’ve been wondering about this video. That bird was livid! @arciifer is so incredibly wrong about the behavior here I can barely form coherent thoughts to explain how and why, it’s just 100% wrong. It is absolutely a myth that “you need to show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one” or that the bird is angry at all; their whole comment shows a 100% lack of understanding about parrot behavior. I don’t know what facts-I-just-made-up blog that came from, but it’s laughably untrue. You don’t need to destroy a parrot’s previous cage to ‘show’ it that it’s gone, you could just do what pretty much every other parrot owner does if they need to replace a cage: Either sell it or give it away if it’s a safe cage and still in good condition, or throw it away. You don’t have to ‘show the bird’, that’s completely and utterly absurd to think that. That cockatoo isn’t “livid” either, it’s having fun and joining in the noise party; that particular bird just happens to have been taught to swear by previous owners and is just yelling along with the noise and having a great time. Our parrot’s last owners taught him to swear and, though he mostly doesn’t anymore, if he gets SUPER excited, he’ll start dropping f-bombs in his excitement; it doesn’t mean he’s “livid”, it means he’s excited. See, the thing about parrots, and especially cockatoos: They LOVE a good noisy, banging, bell ringing, clanging, screaming, lots of movement and LOUDNESS party and everything about that ‘too’s body language says, “THIS IS AN AMAZING LOUD PARTY I WILL JOIN!” So….is the guy in the vid just trashing a crappy cage to have a good time with his parrot (because who wouldn’t to have a healthy screaming match and noise party with their beloved parrot) and posting it on line because it’s a thing that bird owners do or was he promoting the myth that the bird has to see the cage destroyed and get angry to move on? I can’t really tell what’s going on- I don’t speak bird or bird owner. I mean, if it’s a guy and his bird having a good noisy fun screaming match time and that’s just what some bird owners do to have fun with their birds- great. I promote this level of pet bonding. Fantastic happy, healthy bird moment. This is also why I will never own a bird. The guy is destroying the shitty round cage because round cages are bad for all birds (lack of corners makes them feel constantly exposed and stressed), he’s doing it on camera and with the cockatoo likely just for the fun factor and because birds like to be included in safe flock activities, which smashing this piece of shit cage is. It’s noisy, it’s not dangerous, it’s full of movement, it’s fun for the cockatoo. Some random dingus on Tumblr made up the nonsense about “needing to show the bird” and the rest of you non-Google using people went along with it.

Anaconda, Bad, and Facts: calleo:
anoracleofwar:

calleo:

candiikismet:

alittlebitridiculous:

arciifer:

babyanimalgifs:

this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen

To the people in the comments saying the guy is doing this “just for show”
He’s not
With this kind of bird, they are VERY attached to their cages, so if you need to replace the cage, you need to the show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one. It’s upset bc the cage it liked is gone, but the cage was too small for it so it needs to be replaced. The bird is fine.

Thank you for explaining that! I’ve been wondering about this video.

That bird was livid!

@arciifer is so incredibly wrong about the behavior here I can barely form coherent thoughts to explain how and why, it’s just 100% wrong.
It is absolutely a myth that “you need to show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one” or that the bird is angry at all; their whole comment shows a 100% lack of understanding about parrot behavior. I don’t know what facts-I-just-made-up blog that came from, but it’s laughably untrue.
You don’t need to destroy a parrot’s previous cage to ‘show’ it that it’s gone, you could just do what pretty much every other parrot owner does if they need to replace a cage: Either sell it or give it away if it’s a safe cage and still in good condition, or throw it away. You don’t have to ‘show the bird’, that’s completely and utterly absurd to think that.
That cockatoo isn’t “livid” either, it’s having fun and joining in the noise party; that particular bird just happens to have been taught to swear by previous owners and is just yelling along with the noise and having a great time.
Our parrot’s last owners taught him to swear and, though he mostly doesn’t anymore, if he gets SUPER excited, he’ll start dropping f-bombs in his excitement; it doesn’t mean he’s “livid”, it means he’s excited.
See, the thing about parrots, and especially cockatoos: They LOVE a good noisy, banging, bell ringing, clanging, screaming, lots of movement and LOUDNESS party and everything about that ‘too’s body language says, “THIS IS AN AMAZING LOUD PARTY I WILL JOIN!”

So….is the guy in the vid just trashing a crappy cage to have a good time with his parrot (because who wouldn’t to have a healthy screaming match and noise party with their beloved parrot) and posting it on line because it’s a thing that bird owners do or was he promoting the myth that the bird has to see the cage destroyed and get angry to move on?
I can’t really tell what’s going on- I don’t speak bird or bird owner.
I mean, if it’s a guy and his bird having a good noisy fun screaming match time and that’s just what some bird owners do to have fun with their birds- great. I promote this level of pet bonding. Fantastic happy, healthy bird moment.
This is also why I will never own a bird.

The guy is destroying the shitty round cage because round cages are bad for all birds (lack of corners makes them feel constantly exposed and stressed), he’s doing it on camera and with the cockatoo likely just for the fun factor and because birds like to be included in safe flock activities, which smashing this piece of shit cage is.
It’s noisy, it’s not dangerous, it’s full of movement, it’s fun for the cockatoo.
Some random dingus on Tumblr made up the nonsense about “needing to show the bird” and the rest of you non-Google using people went along with it.

Anaconda, Bad, and Facts: calleo:
anoracleofwar:

calleo:

candiikismet:

alittlebitridiculous:

arciifer:

babyanimalgifs:

this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen

To the people in the comments saying the guy is doing this “just for show”
He’s not
With this kind of bird, they are VERY attached to their cages, so if you need to replace the cage, you need to the show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one. It’s upset bc the cage it liked is gone, but the cage was too small for it so it needs to be replaced. The bird is fine.

Thank you for explaining that! I’ve been wondering about this video.

That bird was livid!

@arciifer is so incredibly wrong about the behavior here I can barely form coherent thoughts to explain how and why, it’s just 100% wrong.
It is absolutely a myth that “you need to show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one” or that the bird is angry at all; their whole comment shows a 100% lack of understanding about parrot behavior. I don’t know what facts-I-just-made-up blog that came from, but it’s laughably untrue.
You don’t need to destroy a parrot’s previous cage to ‘show’ it that it’s gone, you could just do what pretty much every other parrot owner does if they need to replace a cage: Either sell it or give it away if it’s a safe cage and still in good condition, or throw it away. You don’t have to ‘show the bird’, that’s completely and utterly absurd to think that.
That cockatoo isn’t “livid” either, it’s having fun and joining in the noise party; that particular bird just happens to have been taught to swear by previous owners and is just yelling along with the noise and having a great time.
Our parrot’s last owners taught him to swear and, though he mostly doesn’t anymore, if he gets SUPER excited, he’ll start dropping f-bombs in his excitement; it doesn’t mean he’s “livid”, it means he’s excited.
See, the thing about parrots, and especially cockatoos: They LOVE a good noisy, banging, bell ringing, clanging, screaming, lots of movement and LOUDNESS party and everything about that ‘too’s body language says, “THIS IS AN AMAZING LOUD PARTY I WILL JOIN!”

So….is the guy in the vid just trashing a crappy cage to have a good time with his parrot (because who wouldn’t to have a healthy screaming match and noise party with their beloved parrot) and posting it on line because it’s a thing that bird owners do or was he promoting the myth that the bird has to see the cage destroyed and get angry to move on?
I can’t really tell what’s going on- I don’t speak bird or bird owner.
I mean, if it’s a guy and his bird having a good noisy fun screaming match time and that’s just what some bird owners do to have fun with their birds- great. I promote this level of pet bonding. Fantastic happy, healthy bird moment.
This is also why I will never own a bird.

The guy is destroying the shitty round cage because round cages are bad for all birds (lack of corners makes them feel constantly exposed and stressed), he’s doing it on camera and with the cockatoo likely just for the fun factor and because birds like to be included in safe flock activities, which smashing this piece of shit cage is.
It’s noisy, it’s not dangerous, it’s full of movement, it’s fun for the cockatoo.
Some random dingus on Tumblr made up the nonsense about “needing to show the bird” and the rest of you non-Google using people went along with it.

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God, Death, and Earth: BROTHERS earth will be mgde new God will wipe sickness and death will be no more. Revelations 21:2 631 455-0141 I thought this said pollos marios i legit got so excited but nvm 😒

God, Death, and Earth: BROTHERS
earth will be
mgde new
God will wipe
sickness and
death will be
no more.
Revelations 21:2
631 455-0141
I thought this said pollos marios i legit got so excited but nvm 😒

God, Death, and Earth: BROTHERS
earth will be
mgde new
God will wipe
sickness and
death will be
no more.
Revelations 21:2
631 455-0141
I thought this said pollos marios i legit got so excited but nvm 😒

I thought this said pollos marios i legit got so excited but nvm 😒

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Step Brothers, Target, and Tumblr: fruitcrocs: aeon-fux: firedanceryote: kinkyeviscerator: cosplaymutt: So my step brothers dog came down the stairs too fast and ran into the wall because he was excited…. WHAT A PERFECT BABY To be fair I’ve done this too he did nothing wrong his tail is a BLUR what an ANGEL

Step Brothers, Target, and Tumblr: fruitcrocs:

aeon-fux:

firedanceryote:

kinkyeviscerator:

cosplaymutt:

So my step brothers dog came down the stairs too fast and ran into the wall because he was excited….

WHAT A PERFECT BABY

To be fair I’ve done this too

he did nothing wrong

his tail is a BLUR what an ANGEL

Step Brothers, Target, and Tumblr: fruitcrocs:

aeon-fux:

firedanceryote:

kinkyeviscerator:

cosplaymutt:

So my step brothers dog came down the stairs too fast and ran into the wall because he was excited….

WHAT A PERFECT BABY

To be fair I’ve done this too

he did nothing wrong

his tail is a BLUR what an ANGEL

fruitcrocs: aeon-fux: firedanceryote: kinkyeviscerator: cosplaymutt: So my step brothers dog came down the stairs too fast and ran into...

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