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Animals, Apparently, and Ass: captainsnoop i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp like culturally everyone is like "haha pick the pokemon you want! if you're happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!" and then you're supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that's their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you're supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you're like "haha, we'll have a friendly battle!" and you throw out your geodude and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you're a hiker and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey so you're down to your last pokemon. you tell them you're gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like "oh okay in that case i'm gonna pull out my vulpix." like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks? this kid's a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! jumpingjacktrash i mean if you look at how npc's talk about their pokemon, they're service animals mostly some of them are just pets. apparently they really enjoy sparring, so you let them battle other people's pokemon for socialization, it's like going to the dog park. hell yes i'd be mad if i took my chronic pain support chow-chow to the dog park and some asshole with four rottweilers and a husky was like SIC EM THUNDERNUTS even if my dog enjoyed the tussle at first. look, kid, the paras helps me weed the garden it's not a special forces attack paras. it's just a bug that eats dandelions. please calm down maxiesatanofficial This is precisely why Cooltrainers are exiled to the mountains Source: captainsnoop A very long post about Pokémon
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Streets, Paris, and Violent: Gilets jaunes blockading streets in central Paris during violent protests just days before President Macaron is captured and exiled to Elba. (2018)

Gilets jaunes blockading streets in central Paris during violent protests just days before President Macaron is captured and exiled to Elba....

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Bad, Carrie Fisher, and Daisy Ridley: ARİETY HOME FILM/ NEWS Daisy Ridley Doesn't Want to Play Rey After 'Star Wars: Episode IX' . Rebecca Rubin November 30, 2017 12:11PM PST Switch to Verizon unlimited. verizon Courtesy of Disne However, she hasn't completely ruled out revisiting the role in the distant future "Who knows? I honestly feel like the world may end in the next 30 years, so, if in 30 years, we are not living underground in a series of interconnected cells, then sure. Maybe," she said. "But again, it's like, who knows." <p><a href="https://lord-dio-official.tumblr.com/post/169100838243/libertarirynn-joshpeck-daisy-ridley-talking" class="tumblr_blog">lord-dio-official</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/169100428164/joshpeck-daisy-ridley-talking-about-being-in" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://joshpeckofficial.com/post/168948838043/daisy-ridley-talking-about-being-in-star-wars-in" class="tumblr_blog">joshpeck</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood</p></blockquote> <p>Silly Daisy, there is no escape. Harrison warned you. He wanted Han dead for 40 years before they gave it to him, and even now he’s pretty much just stuck reprising his two other famous roles. Carrie Fisher barely did anything after Star Wars. Mark Hamill was exiled to voice work just to get away from Luke. They will bring you back as a Jedi master. They will bring you back as a Force ghost. If you die they will bring you back with CGI. You signed your soul away to Disney. They own you now. You will plead for release but they will only laugh at you. You will be assimilated. Life as you know it is over.</p> </blockquote> <p>I actually just learned that one of the main reasons Mark was put onto voice acting was because he got into a pretty bad accident that affected his face</p> </blockquote> <p>Eh, it really didn’t mess up his face that badly. It supposedly happened during or right after the filming of the first SW movie and he was fine except for a scar or two. He did have to have surgery but he only broke his nose and cheekbone and he was in the other two movies so it didn’t affect his ability to be on screen. Mark has said before the reports of his injuries were much exaggerated.</p>

lord-dio-official: libertarirynn: joshpeck: Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood Silly Daisy, there...

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Carrie Fisher, Daisy Ridley, and Disney: ARİETY HOME FILM/ NEWS Daisy Ridley Doesn't Want to Play Rey After 'Star Wars: Episode IX' . Rebecca Rubin November 30, 2017 12:11PM PST Switch to Verizon unlimited. verizon Courtesy of Disne However, she hasn't completely ruled out revisiting the role in the distant future "Who knows? I honestly feel like the world may end in the next 30 years, so, if in 30 years, we are not living underground in a series of interconnected cells, then sure. Maybe," she said. "But again, it's like, who knows." <p><a href="http://joshpeckofficial.com/post/168948838043/daisy-ridley-talking-about-being-in-star-wars-in" class="tumblr_blog">joshpeck</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood</p></blockquote> <p>Silly Daisy, there is no escape. Harrison warned you. He wanted Han dead for 40 years before they gave it to him, and even now he’s pretty much just stuck reprising his two other famous roles. Carrie Fisher barely did anything after Star Wars. Mark Hamill was exiled to voice work just to get away from Luke. They will bring you back as a Jedi master. They will bring you back as a Force ghost. If you die they will bring you back with CGI. You signed your soul away to Disney. They own you now. You will plead for release but they will only laugh at you. You will be assimilated. Life as you know it is over.</p>

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Animals, New York, and School: Erica Byfield @EricaByfield4NY -Follow An autistic man say his coworkers in a NYC City Council Office tormented him. Slashing his prized stuffed animals to mock him @NBCNewYork 09 28 ANM oo AT&T LTE 11:47 ANM scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net C Magnificent @R1R2L1X Follow @EricaByfield4NY @NBCNewYork it's actually way worse than this tweet suggests NO SM Brooklyn Councilman Vincent Gentile has been named in a $10.. View Full Caption BROOKLYN - A city councilman and his staff bullied an aide with autism with pranks such as littering his desk with decapitated stuffed animals and locking him in a basement, a $10 million lawsuit claims. DNAinfo/Nicholas Rizzi babydreamgirl: aaliyah-appollonia: anxious-strawberry: don-teriestiel: teenage-mutant-angsty-zukos: runningfromomelas: transfaabulous: so-many-miles-to-go: bitterbitchclubpresident: bellygangstaboo: Bistreich’s suit alleges that both Gentile — a Democrat who represents Bath Beach, Bay Ridge, Bensonhurst and Dyker Heights — and his chief of staff John Mancuso targeted him because of his diagnosis and tormented him with pranks so distressing he was forced to quit his job in June 2016. Mancuso once organized a mass-decapitation of the stuffed animals Bistreich kept on his desk. Bistreich found his Teddy bears with their heads ripped off — with one mounted on a flagpole — and a stuffed toy dog had been gutted and painted red to seem bloody. The suit also claims the bullying was tolerated and encouraged by Gentile, who laughed and clapped his hands when a staff member compared Bistreich to Avonte Oquendo — the autistic boy who died after escaping his school through an unattended exit — by suggesting Bistreich “test the doors.” This is so gross! These are grown adults bullying someone like they are on an elementary school playground. I have to continue believing that for every one asshole there are at least two caring people.. Gentile told Bistreich his “ticking” had gotten worse. He said, “We know your condition, but when you twitch like that it’s unnerving to people” and asked “Can you look into upping your medication?” the lawsuit claims.(x) that is so disgusting, and highly illegal. I hope Bistreich wins the lawsuit. Did someone fix the stuffed animals for him? Does he still have them? If not, and he still has the parts, is there a way I could offer to do it?  I’m a seamstress and have done stuffed toy repair before.  He probably doesn’t have them right now, since they’re likely being used as evidence, but I’m confident he’ll get them back at some point, whereupon we can help repair them. For now, though, can we send stuffed animals his way? What kind does he prefer? Mr. Bistreich is hyperempathetic and identifies with his stuffed animals. This is important. He feels real empathy for these stuffed animals and sees himself in them. His coworkers knew this. It was soon after Mr. Bistreich disclosed his hyperempathy toward his stuffed animals that this ‘prank’ (read: abuse) occurred. It was a calculated attack intended to intimidate and traumatize. This is so sickening for me to read. I have an autistic brother who is also hyperempathic , and he’s also got a large collection of stuffed animals. He cries whenever one gets too worn to keep. Just…. Why would you do this? How could you be so cruel? This made me cry in public. We do not deserved to be treated like this. Can someone start a donation of stuffed animals for him please?? Like those people were so horrible and he deserves the world. Sigh even I first read this I cried and now again I like never ever cry but I just did and this made me grab my bear so tight I want these demons fired sued and exiled
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Ash, Beautiful, and Children: THE HUMAN ODYSSEY YGGDRASIL: THE WORLD TREE i Designed by Simon E. Davies Mani, God of The Moon Sol, Goddess of The Sun Dvalin Vedrfolnir and the Great Eagle Hati Sköll . Wolf Ratatosk Wolf The Squirrel Dain Odin, King Duneyr The Aesir Gods of Civilisation Valhalla Hall of the Njöror King of the Vanir ASGARD the Elves Elvish People Heimdall Watchman of the Gods Bifröst the Rainbow Bridge The Vanir: Fertility Gods ALFHEIM VANAHEIM Formation Of the stars Mortal Realm Court of Justice Níõhöggr, Ice Dragon MIDGARD The Eternal Flame Spring of Hvergelmir Midgard Ocean Surtur, King of the Fire Giants NIFELHEIM children of the mist MUSPELHEIM Jörmungandr The Midgard Serpent Realm of Fire Giants Well of Realm of Frost Giants The Norns Swans Of Urd Giants Homeland Nidavelli Land of Dwarves JOTUNHEIM Svartalfheim Realm of Lost Souls Eljudnir, Hall of the Dead HELHEIM Well of Mimir Hel, Goddess Of the Dead hedendom: Yggdrasil, the World TreeBy Simon E. Davies of Human Odyssey In the beginning of the Norse cosmos, there existed an eternal Void, known as Ginnungagap. Out of this nothingness sprang Yggdrasil, a huge Ash tree. Its newly emerging branches held two primordial worlds; Niflheim, a world of ice frost, and Muspellheim, a realm of molten fire. When a spring erupted from Nifelheim (known as Hvergelmir), it created a river which crossed the void into Muspellheim. Here, the hot air scorched the freezing river creating a new world, known as Jotunheim, land of the giants. From this bloodline of primordial beings came Odin, Vili and Ve, who despised the father of giants who ruled his people with malice and brutality. When the chance came, the brothers slew the frost giant, and from his body they created Midgard, a world of mortals. Surrounding this realm they placed a great ocean which nourished the roots of the great tree. Yggdrasil grew ever higher, forming a new realm called Asgard, which is located on the highest branch of the world tree. This was where Odin, king of the Aesir would take his people to settle a new civilisation. It was said this race of gods brought culture and technology to the world of mortals via a great causeway called Bifrost.Bifrost was a burning rainbow bridge, connecting Midgard (the world of mortals) with Asgard. This colourful overpass emerged from Himinbjörg, a mountain hall guarded over by the ever-vigilant Heimdall. This watchmen of the gods kept an eye on the mortals below, making sure no giants breached their homeland.As Yggdrasil continued to grow, a new land emerged on one of its branches called Vanaheim. It was a land full of luscious forests and wild meadows. From this primal wilderness emerged a race of gods known as the Vanir. This tribal people lived near the coast, ruled by Njörðr, a seafaring god who loved wealth and magic, a trait common among his people. A great tension broke out between the Vanir and the Aesir resulting in a long winded war. It eventually ended in a stalemate, so many of the gods sent their families as hostages to the opposing tribe to help bring them closer together. Njörðr’s son, Freyr, was placed in charge of Alfheim, homeland of the Elves. This class of god-like beings were said to be “more beautiful than the sun.”These elves were also linked to another realm far below the Earth. Legend says a tribe from Alfheim were exiled from their homeland many eons ago, and eventually sought refuge with the dwarves of the underworld. These subterranean beings had build their homes around the roots of Yggdrasil, carving a network of labyrinths, mines and forges for their empire. They called it Niðavellir, and the elves, who skin eventually became black as night, called it Svartalfar.  All the beings of Yggdrasil, mortals, gods, dwarves and elves would eventually die, and their souls were destined for several realms. If the Aesir died valiantly in battle, they would find rest in Valhalla, for all others, Helheim was their inevitable destination. This dark and gloomy abode resided at the tip of Yggdrasil’s deepest root. This afterlife was ruled over by Loki’s daughter Hel, a strange being who was half black and half flesh-coloured, characterised by a gloomy, downcast appearance. There are a number of sacred creatures which live within Yggdrasil. this includes the monstrous wyrm Níðhöggr who gnaws at the roots of Nifelheim, weakening the great tree of Yggdrasil. This frost dragon was also known for eating the corpses of the Nifelheim when found guilty of murder, adultery and oath-breaking.Atop the highest branches of the world tree is perched a great eagle and his hawk companion Vedrfolnir, who sits between his eyes. The two stare deep into the Norse cosmos, perhaps representing insight and awareness. Ratatosk is a squirrel who runs up and down the world tree to carry messages between the unnamed eagle and Níðhöggr the wyrm. This mischievous critter is said to stir trouble between the all knowing eagle and the world hungry dragon.Among the branches of the Great Ash tree live four stags known as Dáinn, Dvalinn, Duneyrr and Duraþrór. These ravenous beasts eat the branches of the World Tree, perhaps representing the four seasons. When they eat too much, winter ensues, when they are full, the leaves grow thick and lush in the midst of summer.Perhaps the most important guardians of Yggdrasil are the three Norns (witches) who lives at the well Urd (below Midgard). Their names are Urd “past”, Verdani “present” and Skuld “future”. These three hags are the goddesses of fate, who spend most their time spinning the threads of life, deciding the fate of every human, animal and god. Every day the Norns will also carry water from Urd’s well, and pour it over Yggdrasil. The water from the well is of vital importance to keep the tree green and healthy. It is the Norns who foretold Ragnarok, the twilight of the Gods and the fall of Yggdrasil. It is said that Ragnarok will begin when the wolf, Fenrir, son of Loki, breaks free of his imprisonment. This will lead to a chain reaction of events including the Midgard snake Jormungandr rising from the sea and a wolf (known as Skoll) devouring the sun, and his brother Hati, eating the moon, plunging the earth into darkness. The stars will vanish from the sky. Everything will come to a head in a huge battle that draws in all the races of the nine worlds. It will conclude with Surter, king of the fire giants, setting fire to the great Yggdrasil. The nine worlds will burn, and friends and foes alike will perish, culminating with the earth sinking deep into the abyss of the sea.

hedendom: Yggdrasil, the World TreeBy Simon E. Davies of Human Odyssey In the beginning of the Norse cosmos, there existed an eternal Void,...

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Animals, Dude, and Fucking: What are aninmals? If you have been around for a bit you might have heard of them before. But just WHAT exacntly are aninals? It's simple: animals are little people just like you or me. Over twenty different types of animnals have been discovered so far. Here is the most common ones that you can find: flopwop slippery tube dude fuckingf STUPld idiot comon doggo t special doggo vengeance What are aninmals? part 2 Now we all know what anmals are. But what are they like? Do they live in a house? what is their favourite televeision program to watch? Well you have come to the right place my friend. Here is an in-depth explamation of some of the most common aminals moon doggo tpe: doggo This kind of doggo used to live on the moon, but they were exiled to earth because they screamed ALL THE TIME. Now they spend most of their time screaming at the moon. They have not learned their lesson. the swooshmaster type: rocket Likely some form of angel, this creature can often be found descending from heaven in order to mock us. They can also melt objects with their mind. ice type: law enforcement This buge is about 6 feet tall and has thick armour which can deflect bullets, katana, and harsh insults. They use this power for good, mediating conflicts throughout the animal kingdom type: ???? Probably some kind of doggo, this creature is very hard to earn about because it can turn invisible at will. This is the only picture there is. What are aninmals? part 3 If you even exist then you have prombably asked yourself the quistion, do anmials get in a fight? who win? can they do a roundhouse kick? what are their special abilities? Lucky for you, today we will lay these qeustions to rest by looking at a few animnals that science has recently discovered death fighting style: ponch/kick special ability: call forth spirits "gghzhrhrhhrg mystery worm ighting style: wrestle &pestl special ability: fuck em up "todays special offer is on one-way tieket's to pound toun special doggo big joe fighting style: theoretical deconstruction special ability: warmth beam fighting style: loud screams special ability: stop time -お前はもう死んでいる" What are aninmals? part 4 Now that sientists have discovared over 30 aninals, you may have more quistions to ask, such as what aninmal is the strongests? where do the aninals doing a pee? can i eat the aninals without riskng INDIGESTION? these and other such qustions will be answeerd here special delivery bype: postman life tyre: oreo Closehy related to bumenens, this aninal sboots spider webs from its wrists to move fromm bouse to bouse to deliver your daily post When this brown aninmal isn't being dunked in milk, it does a float down rivers to sa ev childron and women who get lost at sea or thrown overborde by pirate dog gos. ather christma s ype: bappiness thie type ba stand Evry december, this small creeture, believed to be some kind of fat tube dude, wil send presents to the childran across the world who haen been nice to aninals through the year If you havnt been nice, he sends bomlh. This sneeky fucking f ST UPId idiot will steal whatever he can get his gloves on. It is believed they survive on a diet of greggs and polo mints.
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Crazy, Crime, and Love: Azorius Justiciar Creature Human Wizard When Azorius Justiciar enters the battlefield, detain up to two target creatures your opponents control. (Unril your next turn, those creatures can't attack r block and their activated abilities can't be 3 minutes "Your potential to commit a crime warrants further vestigation. dungeon! 2/2 Chris Rahn Detention Sphere Enchantment When Detention Sphere enters the battlefield, you may exile target nonland permanent not named Detention Sphere and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent. When Detention Sphere leaves the battefield, return the exiled cards to the battleficld under their owner's control years dungeo No trial! Martial Law Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep, detairn target creature an opponent controls (U your next turn, that creature can't anack Nock and its acticated abilities can'r be The good of scicty Sch move than Agmand Sare Azoes s acticuted) 1MIULION YEARS DUNGEON! <p><a href="http://thatpunnyguy.tumblr.com/post/31634122255/stuffsandthing-time-for-some-azorius-love-and" class="tumblr_blog">thatpunnyguy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stuffsandthing.tumblr.com/post/31633738462/time-for-some-azorius-love-and-some-adventure-time">stuffsandthing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Time for some Azorius love AND some Adventure time love. Earl of Lemongrab is basically the best character ever and probably would be Azorius (crazy laws with ridiculous punishments).</p> </blockquote> <p>Perfect description of Azorius </p></blockquote>

thatpunnyguy: stuffsandthing: Time for some Azorius love AND some Adventure time love. Earl of Lemongrab is basically the best character e...

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