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Facebook, Internet, and Work: It Works! Income Disclosure Statement Months in Company Active DT Monthly Low Active DT Monthly High Active DT Monthly Average of Active of All DISTRIBUTOR High Average Low PAID RANK Distributors Distributors DISTRIBUTOR 78.73% 77.63% $10,383 $1 $51 195 1 1 8.82% 9.28% $10,517 $11 $219 EXECUTIVE 70 $35 8.40% $11,34 $474 49 RUBY 8.00% 1 5. 1,70% 1.79% $29,034 $143 $939 61 1 EMERALD $14,853 1.64% 1.73% $498 $2,022 64 1 12 DIAMOND 0.77% 0.82% $16,244 $1,183 $4,536 67 DOUBLE DIAMOND 16 $25,999 $1,965 $8,402 TRIPLE DIAMOND 0.21% 0.23% 59 4 23 PRESIDENTIAL DIAMOND 0.10% 0.11% $73,536 $3,428 $14,389 76 10 30 AMBASSADOR DIAMOND 0.03% 0.03% $202,577 $10,849 $33,882 68 10 34 Total 100.00% 100.00% $215 The income statistics above are reflected in UuS Dollar amounts and are for all active It Works! Distributors who were eligible to earn downline commissions in 2016 Incom at least one commission in 2016. Distributors who were inactive in 2016 received no income. The average monthly income for all Distnibutors (active and inactive) in 20" was $179. Out of all Distributors that signed up as Distributors since the beginning of 2016, 98% were still working for It Works! at the end of the year. Months in Company In 2016, 93.52% of allDistributors received income from It Works! 6.48% of all Distributors received no income at all. Note that these figures do not represent a Distributor profit as they do not consider expenses incurred by a Distributor in operation or promotion of his/her business. The figures above refer to gross income (total income befo any expenses are deducted). The expenses a Distrbutor incurs in the operation of his or her it Works! business vary widely. Expenses for Distributors can be several hundre or thousands of dollars annually You should factor in estimated expenses when projecting potential profits. Such operating expenses could include advertising and promotion expenses, product samples, training, travel, telephone and Internet costs, business equipment, and miscellaneous expenses. The earnings of the Distributors in this chart a not necessanily representative of the income, if any, that an It Warks! Distributor can or will earn through his or her participation in the it Works! Compensation Plan. Thes figures should not be considered as guarantees or projections of your actual earnings or profits. Any representation or guarantee of eamings wOuld be misleading Success wi it Workst results only from successful sales efforts, which require hard work, diligence, and leadership. Your success will depend upon how effectively you exercise thes qualities shart d re2016 This awesome chart someone on my Facebook decided to post to try to promote It(doesn’t)Work!

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College, Fucking, and Lawyer: 15965029 182378270 726311223753541 n.jpg Story time folks >Be me Trump supporter >Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial college near by >Constantly getting run over and pulled out >Think of idea (pic related) >Plant nails and wait >One day a woman comes to my door >Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and starts screaming at me about how it's my fault her tires are flat OhLordMySides.exe >She says if I don't reimburse her for her tire shell get the police involved >Tell her to leave her information so I can send her the check since I would need to go to the bank Actually does it Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit >Get my outside cameras to see her running over my sign >Give her name address and car tags to confirm it was her car >Take her to court, open and shut case >Pay for damages >Throw in some bullshit about emotional damage "I don't feel like me or my property is safe just because of my political views >Actually fucking works >She loses her fucking shit at this point >Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and how this should be illegal NoProof.jpeg >Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or college if she has to pay this >Based Judge says You should of thought about that before tearing down someone's property, you have 30 days to pay She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court, can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional damages what parts of my PC should I upgrade? i Destroying a woman’s life to own the libs
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Club, Dad, and Drugs: STUPID NIGHTCLUB DESTROYED HARD (GONE RIGHT) This story takes place a few months ago, my friends father owns a home appliance repair shop in a third world country. They mostly fix stoves, refrigerators and freezers. There is a very loud night club not far from where they live, when I say loud, I mean loud. Their music is often loud enough that it can be clearly heard half a mile away. This club plays their music well into the night/morning. Obviously this is illegal but due to poorly designed laws they get away with it, some nights they receive a fine but it doesn't seem to matter. Fines are small and they probably counted them as a business expenses. This is where the revenge comes in. For anyone that doesn't know, an EMP or Electro Magnetic Pulse is an electromagnetic wave released when a nuclear weapon is detonated in space, it destroys all electronic devices in a certain range. It's possible to create a similar effect using capacitors and a coil of wire. Small capacitors can be found in most electronic devices these days, they store energy but unlike a battery they can release all of their energy almost instantly. Large home or business appliances such as refrigerators and freezers often have large capacitors inside. My friends dad, who is also an electric engineer but can't get an engineering job due to the countries horrible economy decided to build several larger remotely activated EMP devices, he disguised them as used alcohol bottles and my friend placed them around expensive equipment such as mixing boards. Several hours into the night, he activated the EMP devices remotely destroying $10000's of expensive equipment. Nobody ever suspected such an elaborate plan and the equipment looked to be destroyed by a power surge. Due to the club owners tendency to waste money on drugs and hookers, and the fact that there is no such thing as warranties and insurance in their country, well the club went out of business shortly after. The end. WHAT?
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Bodies , Club, and Friends: annibal Frequently Asked Questions ub Wednesday at 13:05 DO NOT PR MarkZuckerberg's sister in-law Raven Chan, owns the Restaurant in Los Angeles, California Specializing in the preparation of human meat!! What does human flesh taste like? Cannibal Club Home Cuisine Events Staff FAQ Contact . When prepared by us, unbelievable. Of the meats you are likely to find in stores, pork is the closest match. Where do you get your specialty meat? Check this evil shit out!! The entertainment is horrible!! I Our avenues of procurement vary. Most of the businesses and institutions who supply us prefer to keep those relationships discreet. On the individual level, bodies are often bequeathed to us. For some, this is a way to supplement life insurance and offset funerary expenses. For others, such as Cannibal Club member Gwendoline Fenwich, who was served to her friends and relatives at the Club in January of 2008, being prepared as a meal, and thereby reborn into the bodies of the living, is an attractive alternative to the more the traditional practices of burial and cremation. all evilness!! watch http://youtu.be/OulwFNbZCW8 Update: as I dig into this evil, disturbing, disgusting subje I do not believe that Raven Chan is related to Zuckerberg' We take considerable care to ensure that all our meat is produced legally and ethically, and derived only from young, healthy bodies. wife!! Isn't cannibalism wrong? 75 69 comments 42 sha Cannibalism, as traditionally practiced, usually shows respect to the deceased, who is desired to be reborn into the living, or offered as a worthy sacrifice to some deity. It is never our practice to debase or objectify human life. Arguments against cannibalism are typically grounded in ignorance, cultural prejudice, and nonsensical spiritual beliefs. Like Comment Doesn't cannibalism cause disease? Prion diseases of the nervous system, such as kuru, are associated with the consumption of brain tissue, which is not part of our menu. What is your address? I want to visit! Introduce yourself through our contact page and we will send you information about our membership process. It is necessary for us to operate privately and to vette our members in order to avoid disruption from the less enlightened. People will believe literally anything
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Africa, Android, and Children: Mesut Özil @MesutOzil1088 #M10 bigshoe.info/donate Many fans have asked me, my close relatives and friends about wishes for tomorrow's wedding. As a professional footballer I am fortunate and privileged position. However, I invite everyone wh willing and able to help to support a very special project close to of our hearts that we will undertake with BigShoe. Amine and I will bear the expenses for surgeries of 1000 childre need. I'd be happy if in addition, many more treatments all over world can be fulfilled. If you would like to help this good cause, please click the link in my bio. I have really taken the team at BigShoe and the passion they treat their young patients with to heart I have supported them ever since the World Championships of 2 BigShoe works alongside German and Swiss Doctors to help ch dren all around the world by providing life changing surgeries. B club fleet & clefts are medical conditions that developing countri struggle to treat due to lack of doctors, money and medicine. We have already worked together for surgeries in Brazil (Worldc 2014), in Africa (2016) and in Russia (2018), Now we want to go next step and help children worldwide. 5:11 AM Jun 7, 2019 Twitter for Android Mesut Özil and his fiancé will celebrate their upcoming marriage by covering the expenses for the surgeries of over 1000 kids in need

Mesut Özil and his fiancé will celebrate their upcoming marriage by covering the expenses for the surgeries of over 1000 kids in need

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