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Best Friend, Bless Up, and College: You can see the meaning of the universe in those two eyes. So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter that’s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unicorn Blood? Y’all doin too much. U coffee roasters Bruv a lot of y’all getting real comfortable selling good (but not life changing) coffee for $15.99 a bag and I’m thinking I might come for y’all. Coffee is my thing and if I had the time and the roasting equipment, I could stomp y’all out completely. And I know what I’d name my coffee blend, too: Mermaid Period. Y’all think Unicorn Blood is rare? Y’all ain’t seen rare. First of all a Unicorn is just a horse with a horn. That sh!t low key basic. A good plastic surgeon could make one. If a plastic surgeon could make the Kardashians Black bruv? He could throw a horn on a horse nah that’s basic. Mermaids? Bruv that’s half woman half fish. Up top she a sexy, comely ginger with seashells on her Tetas. Waist down? All flipper. Where’s the Punani? Exactly. Even if a mermaid had a Punani (which she can’t because issa flipper), would she even have a period? How? Do she wear faded, washed 7,000 times, soft-as-silk (😍) Period panty granny panties over her flipper? Or do she just freeball it bleeding out her sweet, precious, mythical, menstrual magnificence into the ocean with reckless abandon so that if a random scuba diver named Aiden from Newport Beach with floopy blond hair is swimming by and perchance catches a glorious taste, his heart explodes with love and affection and his head pops off his body and his scuba diving companion William is at his funeral just like “I know y’all will never believe me because I used to drop acid when I attended college but my best friend died after inhaling Mermaid Period then his head popped off his body and a shark ate it good night 😢.” Bam. Straight like that. It will be beautifully rich, reddish in color, deliciously fragrant, and invigorating - just like regular Period (But I’ll call it Mermaid Period because y’all love it when these beverage companies are extra 🤗). Coming to your grocery aisle fall 2018. Starbucks, Peet’s and Dark Matter - y’all on notice. Bless up 🤗😂😂😂
Best Friend, Bless Up, and College: You can see the meaning
 of the universe in those
 two eyes.
So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter that’s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unicorn Blood? Y’all doin too much. U coffee roasters Bruv a lot of y’all getting real comfortable selling good (but not life changing) coffee for $15.99 a bag and I’m thinking I might come for y’all. Coffee is my thing and if I had the time and the roasting equipment, I could stomp y’all out completely. And I know what I’d name my coffee blend, too: Mermaid Period. Y’all think Unicorn Blood is rare? Y’all ain’t seen rare. First of all a Unicorn is just a horse with a horn. That sh!t low key basic. A good plastic surgeon could make one. If a plastic surgeon could make the Kardashians Black bruv? He could throw a horn on a horse nah that’s basic. Mermaids? Bruv that’s half woman half fish. Up top she a sexy, comely ginger with seashells on her Tetas. Waist down? All flipper. Where’s the Punani? Exactly. Even if a mermaid had a Punani (which she can’t because issa flipper), would she even have a period? How? Do she wear faded, washed 7,000 times, soft-as-silk (😍) Period panty granny panties over her flipper? Or do she just freeball it bleeding out her sweet, precious, mythical, menstrual magnificence into the ocean with reckless abandon so that if a random scuba diver named Aiden from Newport Beach with floopy blond hair is swimming by and perchance catches a glorious taste, his heart explodes with love and affection and his head pops off his body and his scuba diving companion William is at his funeral just like “I know y’all will never believe me because I used to drop acid when I attended college but my best friend died after inhaling Mermaid Period then his head popped off his body and a shark ate it good night 😢.” Bam. Straight like that. It will be beautifully rich, reddish in color, deliciously fragrant, and invigorating - just like regular Period (But I’ll call it Mermaid Period because y’all love it when these beverage companies are extra 🤗). Coming to your grocery aisle fall 2018. Starbucks, Peet’s and Dark Matter - y’all on notice. Bless up 🤗😂😂😂

So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter that’s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unic...

Food, Juvenile, and Memes: Man Arrested For Stealing $1.2 Million In Fajitas @balleralert Man Arrested For Stealing $1.2 Million In Fajitas - blogged by @miss_binky ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Texas man is facing felony charges of first degree theft after being accused of stealing over $1.2 million in fajitas. Gilberto Escamilla was responsible for ordering food for the Cameron County Juvenile Justice Department in Bronwsville, and it turns out he was ordering a little "extra" for himself. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Escamilla had taken a day off for a medical appointment last week, when the kitchen received a call about their expected 800-pound fajita delivery. The woman who answered the call insisted that the food service driver was mistaken, because the facility doesn't even serve fajitas. However, the driver informed her that he has been delivering fajitas to that location for over nine years. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The next day, Escamilla was confronted about the delivery, and admitted that he had been stealing fajitas from the company for years. He was immediately terminated, and subsequently arrested after a search warrant turned up packets of fajitas in his home refrigerator. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to District Attorney, Luis V. Saenz, Escamilla had been selling the fajitas on the side. "He would literally, on the day he ordered them, deliver them to customers he had already lined up. We’ve been able to uncover two of his purchasers, and they are cooperating with the investigation." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After more investigating, including going through past purchase orders and invoices, the DA's office determined that over the years Escamilla was able to steal $1,251,578 worth of fajitas.
Food, Juvenile, and Memes: Man Arrested For Stealing $1.2
 Million In Fajitas
 @balleralert
Man Arrested For Stealing $1.2 Million In Fajitas - blogged by @miss_binky ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Texas man is facing felony charges of first degree theft after being accused of stealing over $1.2 million in fajitas. Gilberto Escamilla was responsible for ordering food for the Cameron County Juvenile Justice Department in Bronwsville, and it turns out he was ordering a little "extra" for himself. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Escamilla had taken a day off for a medical appointment last week, when the kitchen received a call about their expected 800-pound fajita delivery. The woman who answered the call insisted that the food service driver was mistaken, because the facility doesn't even serve fajitas. However, the driver informed her that he has been delivering fajitas to that location for over nine years. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The next day, Escamilla was confronted about the delivery, and admitted that he had been stealing fajitas from the company for years. He was immediately terminated, and subsequently arrested after a search warrant turned up packets of fajitas in his home refrigerator. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to District Attorney, Luis V. Saenz, Escamilla had been selling the fajitas on the side. "He would literally, on the day he ordered them, deliver them to customers he had already lined up. We’ve been able to uncover two of his purchasers, and they are cooperating with the investigation." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After more investigating, including going through past purchase orders and invoices, the DA's office determined that over the years Escamilla was able to steal $1,251,578 worth of fajitas.

Man Arrested For Stealing $1.2 Million In Fajitas - blogged by @miss_binky ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Texas man is facing felony charges of first deg...

Anaconda, Bad, and Birthday: RI 111 669 9:00 PM Today Do You Still have this item for sale??Dell Inspiron i7347 2-in-1 Laptop$400.00 8:24 PM I sure do 8:25 PM Alright am so glad you replied back,but first i want to know the present condition of the item and final asking price?? 8:25 PM It's been my daily use laptop for the past year or so, so the only "defect" is a small chip in the paint beside the TAB key. And, I could go down to $375 l suppose. 8:27 PM Thanks for your swift response, i want it shipped to my cousin outside of Canada as a birthday gift,i will pay you $450 and additional $100 for shipping cost, i hope that this is real and not a scam, do you have a PayPal account?? 8:28 PM I don't, no. 8:31 PM Ok, can you set up a PayPal account its free and easy to use also %100 safe and secure and best option for online shopping OK? 8:32 PM I'm not to sure, to be honest. I'm not willing to go along with the whole thing where you send me a false PayPal receipt via a temp email, claiming the funds will be unlocked once I send you a copy of the shipping receipt, and then promptly fall off the face of the earth Apologies if this is legit--But this seems waaaaay too sketchy to go along with 8:34 PM nter message Send RIマ·1111 65% . 9:05 PM Today Hello is the Dell laptop still available for sale? Sent from my Verizon 8:29 PM It is, yes 8:31 PM what is your best offer at the moment Sent from my Verizon 8:35 PM The only offer I've got was $450 from a very obvious PayPal scammer lol 8:35 PM Not sure if your/my connection was bad but that call was completely inaudible 8:40 PM i can barely here you here too Sent from my Verizon I am dissbled i only live on my ssid Sent from my Verizon i am scared of getting scammed i can not walk Sent from my Verizon 8:44 PM Can you drive down here? Sent from my Verizon 8:45 PM Your area code is from BC. I can't really drive all the way over there 8:45 PM I am willing to pay and get the laptop Sent from my Verizon 8:45 PM That would be great if you were local 8:46 PM i am in Ontario Sent from my Verizon 846 PM I can't drive either--ive had a few too many DUls 8:47 PM I will be glad if you can ship down here for me sir ,i want my laptop replaced for me ,i don't mind paying extra charge:s Sent from my Verizon 8:48 PM I've been banned from the post office. Margaret doesn't let me come around there anymore after the incident of '08 8:49 PM Kindly Sent from my Verizon Can you help me get someone to send it for me Sent from my Verizon 8:50 PM i could have my carrier pigeorn bring it over to you 8:51 PM I will transfer the cash to you and you will tell him to help me ship down to my house here in Kitchener Sent from my Verizon 8:52 PM sure thing bud Sent from my iPod Shuffle 8:53 PM 0 Sent from my Verizon what payment options are available to you? Sent from my Verizon 8:56 PM if you can mail me a 1992 Honda Civic shift knob in the mail we'll be straight 8:57 PM suck a fat dick bastard Sent from my Verizon that's not okay I'm underage 9:03 PM nter message Send 2-for-1 Kijiji Scam Special!
Anaconda, Bad, and Birthday: RI 111 669 9:00 PM
 Today
 Do You Still have this item for
 sale??Dell Inspiron i7347 2-in-1
 Laptop$400.00
 8:24 PM
 I sure do
 8:25 PM
 Alright am so glad you replied
 back,but first i want to know the
 present condition of the item and
 final asking price??
 8:25 PM
 It's been my daily use laptop for
 the past year or so, so the only
 "defect" is a small chip in the paint
 beside the TAB key. And, I could go
 down to $375 l suppose.
 8:27 PM
 Thanks for your swift response,
 i want it shipped to my cousin
 outside of Canada as a birthday
 gift,i will pay you $450 and
 additional $100 for shipping cost,
 i hope that this is real and not
 a scam, do you have a PayPal
 account??
 8:28 PM
 I don't, no.
 8:31 PM
 Ok, can you set up a PayPal
 account its free and easy to use
 also %100 safe and secure and
 best option for online shopping
 OK?
 8:32 PM
 I'm not to sure, to be honest. I'm
 not willing to go along with the
 whole thing where you send me
 a false PayPal receipt via a temp
 email, claiming the funds will be
 unlocked once I send you a copy
 of the shipping receipt, and then
 promptly fall off the face of the
 earth
 Apologies if this is legit--But this
 seems waaaaay too sketchy to go
 along with
 8:34 PM
 nter message
 Send

 RIマ·1111 65% . 9:05 PM
 Today
 Hello is the Dell laptop still
 available for sale?
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:29 PM
 It is, yes
 8:31 PM
 what is your best offer at the
 moment
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:35 PM
 The only offer I've got was $450
 from a very obvious PayPal
 scammer lol
 8:35 PM
 Not sure if your/my connection
 was bad but that call was
 completely inaudible
 8:40 PM
 i can barely here you here too
 Sent from my Verizon
 I am dissbled i only live on my ssid
 Sent from my Verizon
 i am scared of getting scammed i
 can not walk
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:44 PM
 Can you drive down here?
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:45 PM
 Your area code is from BC. I can't
 really drive all the way over there
 8:45 PM
 I am willing to pay and get the
 laptop
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:45 PM
 That would be great if you were
 local
 8:46 PM
 i am in Ontario
 Sent from my Verizon 846 PM
 I can't drive either--ive had a few
 too many DUls
 8:47 PM
 I will be glad if you can ship down
 here for me sir ,i want my laptop
 replaced for me ,i don't mind
 paying extra charge:s
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:48 PM
 I've been banned from the post
 office. Margaret doesn't let me
 come around there anymore after
 the incident of '08
 8:49 PM
 Kindly
 Sent from my Verizon
 Can you help me get someone to
 send it for me
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:50 PM
 i could have my carrier pigeorn
 bring it over to you
 8:51 PM
 I will transfer the cash to you
 and you will tell him to help me
 ship down to my house here in
 Kitchener
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:52 PM
 sure thing bud
 Sent from my iPod Shuffle
 8:53 PM
 0
 Sent from my Verizon
 what payment options are
 available to you?
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:56 PM
 if you can mail me a 1992 Honda
 Civic shift knob in the mail we'll be
 straight
 8:57 PM
 suck a fat dick bastard
 Sent from my Verizon
 that's not okay I'm underage
 9:03 PM
 nter message
 Send
2-for-1 Kijiji Scam Special!

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