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Being Alone, Bae, and Boo: Being the only single girl in your squad & wishing your friends happiness while waiting on your turn @Blackcitygirl Oh boyyyy I know exactly what it feels like to watch you girls have kids and get married. Scrolling on social media to see one by one ๐Ÿ˜ณ getting booโ€™d up and excited about their new lives while youโ€™re left behind. Oh and who else has parents hinting that they should โ€œhurry up coz they want grandkids.โ€ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ Or when you catch up with someone and reveal youโ€™re single and they reply with โ€œSTILL single?" โ€ฆ.ha! Letโ€™s be honest, no matter how happy you are for others, there are moments you question whether the wait is worthwhile. Girl listen youโ€™re not alone! I'm telling you I feel like theee only single girl in my squad. At first I dealt with it by jumping into dead end relationships, tryna prove I could get me a bae ๐Ÿ™„(if only you could see my eye roll right now) but it ainโ€™t no competition! Everybody has their own journey and Iโ€™m single for a reason. Honeyyy Iโ€™m learning to actually enjoy this season. I mean I took myself out for dinner last week, okay so I sat in silence ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‘but I liked my own company and picking up the check at the end was empowering. So for now itโ€™s me, my teddy and single bed. Iโ€™ve already decided Iโ€™m not settling and neither are you right? So in spite of the cute selfies, gifts and babies in your feed, stay strong and get busy doing things that make you glow from the inside out.

Oh boyyyy I know exactly what it feels like to watch you girls have kids and get married. Scrolling on social media to see one by one ๐Ÿ˜ณ gett...

Bless Up, Creepy, and Fetty Wap: cat: plotting for your death And also cat: think i change my mind @DrSmashlove Now see Bruh sloppy toppy is a lot like cars. Like u meet a classy older female and she give that 1995 Cadillac top. She lick the side and kiss it and then wink at u and then ride it like the Ginuwine song. She keep it grown and sexy - I ain't mad at u girl, u was raised on "Days of Our Lives". U passionate ๐Ÿ˜. But see the new crop of girls Bruh they was raised on the Maury show. Ain't no classy soap opera bih. This is a show where men do a dance when they find out a child is NOT theirs - that shit turn u to a savage ๐Ÿ‘น. So u got girls who give 2005 Mustang top - that's that joint where they use their hand and mouth in swirly motion. I ain't mad at y'all, I remember when that car came out: Racy ๐Ÿ˜. But see it's new top out now. That 2018 Tesla driverless top. "Hands-free" because she sitting on her hands. I'm just in her throat googly eyed like "I don't know how this is anatomically possible right now with my situation blocking the path of oxygen entry to your body but u seem to like it? ๐Ÿคค." Now see my generation, we pull out when the volcano bout to erupt out of courtesy. But that 2018 model Bruh her mouth a heat seeking missile. I yank out and she like "boy if u don't bring that ice cream cone back this minute" and just like that I'm back in the Chamber of Doom. This right here Bruh? This is when my eyes roll back in my head and I turn into a Roman statue on yo ass. Don't call the paramedics, just know that u suctioned the soul out of me and that it's gon take a minute for my soul to migrate back to my body. And I'm like "u wouldn't let me go! I was afraid you were gonna choke!" And she look at me deadass and said: "IDK. I kinda like gagging ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ." And right then Bruh, a single tear formed in my right, pupil-less Fetty Wap rolled-back eye and just like creepy-ass Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire I whispered, "you...complete me." And like a G she said "I'm gonna go brush my teeth, you want some water?" Bruh I can't. To be honest? I don't even know where y'all take it from here. Bottom line: never doubt a woman's creativity. They always gon do shit that's gon make u fall in love and wanna have chirren ๐Ÿ’‘. Ya get me! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚