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Af, Ass, and Cute: Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake... ...and now we wait Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Stil hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted. Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 11:00am central standard time... My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic... Music cranked all the way. Now's the chance. will he see the opportunity?? Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there 940 t532 8,957 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck Miramax movie 'm waiting just like the rest of you 921 γƒ­470 γ…‡8,240.1, Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See. Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I don't even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask... Yet 2451 γ…‡7,508 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I don't even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask... Yet t2451 7,508 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink. They gonna hit that side door. bet. Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties And closure... Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing A story worth of a short film
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Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd wears a bow tie everywhere because it makes people less intimidated and afraid of him. @DrSmashlove Reddit u/tricksy_trixie Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with y’all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv y’all sexy. I’m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me that’s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata 😩. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! That’s why women get successful and ppl be like β€œwow Susan is a bish” NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! β€œDavid if you don’t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.” I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? β€œWow smash what a childhood that explains why you’re like this no wonder.” Ok first of all ...... YES ASF πŸ˜‚. Y’all could judge my mama all u want to but u can’t have 1-on-1 convo’s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All I’m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all I’m saying is for u ladies who are like β€œMY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS”...don’t πŸ˜πŸ˜‚. As Tupac said, β€œYou are appreciated β˜ΊοΈβ€. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout β€œcan I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy β˜ΊοΈβ€ I told u I ain’t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it 🀀🀫) BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Af, Apple, and Ass: LOOK AT THE LIL PAWS LOOK AT THE LIL TONGUE LOOK AT THE LIL ROAST CHICKEN SQUEAKY TOY @DrSmashlove Bruh. How when the airplane hitting all type of turbulence and bouncing all over the clouds and shit, it's people on the plane acting like shit's sweet. Like the kids - I get it. They think this is a roller coaster or some shit. But u adults? Y'all know this shit ain't a game. Ain't yall seen the movies where the plane crashes and people start eating each other? The South American rugby team Bruh they ate each other. If I learnt anything from Hollywood it's that every time I step on a plane, it might crash in a undisclosed location and I might have to roast a motherfucker and sustain myself on their meat. With that said: Dear Martha the Big Lady Next To Me Doing Crossword Puzzles Like Shit's Sweet, giggling and eyeing me because I'm praying to God to let us land safely: rest assured u gon be the first to have a heart attack and then the first to die and the fat on your frame is gonna ensure that u gon be tasty AF when I cook yo ass. I got a apple in my carry-on too because I pack clean snacks when I travel. So when we crash in these Rocky Mountains imma build a fire, find a stick sturdy enuf to hold yo ass up, put this apple in yo mouth, and rotisserie yo ass, no offense. Everyone on the plane gon be like "smash chill emergency rescue people will see us!" And imma be like "nahhhhhh b, we gotta eat Martha's tasty, 'ideal fat marbling' ass, off principle. She was snickering at me for being a scared lil bitch and praying for forgiveness while we were hitting 'air bumps', she getting eaten now. Anyone got hot sauce??" And people gon be reluctant at first but on Day 4 of starvation when rescue vehicles can't reach us, yall gon eat TF out of Martha. And u gon look at me like "wow, this is scary, it's like this motherfucker been planning this shit, like Martha taste a little TOO good, lemme get some of that buttery assmeat, don't be stingy..." BoneAppTheTeeth MarthaYourFleshTastesAmazing SmashYouWilinBruh iKnowThat πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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