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You may have to zoom in to read this but it’s hilarious – S: Abby Jo Hamele @jabbyo3 Follow I EMAILED MY PHILOSOPHY TA WHILE I WAS HIGH ON HYDROCODON I'M DEAD Kavin I believe that i relmebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to send you our papers for classss for you to look at over before we turn them in to cColin if we got them to you by the 22nd of Novermber. unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the modicatioon i wero given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday at al. Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse i like to do wel in my classes. please sir I workled very hard and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on timme but my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey. If you say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would reallyyy lk e it if you said yes. Thank you Kevin, my dude. Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (f you were wondering) P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence. and i will buy you expo markors that work (aven though our tuition should pay for markers that work) love you bye RETWEETS LIKES 35,715 84,792 4:11 PM -21 Nov 2016 Twitter: @jabbyo3 You may have to zoom in to read this but it’s hilarious – S

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blue-starr-in-the-sky-port: randomnightlord: blue-starr-in-the-sky-port: A whole lot of Horde Corp. crew going on in this one. Question. Is Hordak a Fan of Matrix? Hordak is a fan of looking as punk and/or intimidating as possible. He unfortunately never indulged in pop culture, so he would’ve never seen it! But I think a certain somebody would eventually drag him on to the couch to watch it. That clears things up! Thank you! : A DORA Hordak Paue -7t chld of the Horde Pony, dun velvet accessories tute tops boss pantr Corp. CEO, alt corings Mr. Prtme guas dout ggetter Over-ach:enres vikligo PUNK hacker gonna F you up Eancelly Entrapta ses Scrunchie s fer slee ping w-all that hair CATRA Scrence Babe - dress code rebcl oversized Shirts Jcans eggings clhucks Eataple Dy! Dr. black na: Tech/Science Geuius 's tay Food poltsh (s0's) bair dinles Teadve's grad studantsn cobotics -chokes plays vidco gomes alicu cnthusiast has been waitig YEARS SCIEUCE Gor somecue to ask aloout her theories Seorpi 3 ty Pletty Stafement Jewelny THE Ryalte MORDE SQUAD Best hugge Buff and Soft the Same time Lonnse not dude G the oCC: ce stlant type Badass Boss Gol hos a -ttern Betangs baked Cocks vests eke nobedy's bustne ss struggle s real gecko good Svcet -REP expert Cxing He wprers n yle for evcryone Poob. tea m skeils blue-starr-in-the-sky-port: randomnightlord: blue-starr-in-the-sky-port: A whole lot of Horde Corp. crew going on in this one. Question. Is Hordak a Fan of Matrix? Hordak is a fan of looking as punk and/or intimidating as possible. He unfortunately never indulged in pop culture, so he would’ve never seen it! But I think a certain somebody would eventually drag him on to the couch to watch it. That clears things up! Thank you!
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anaquana: seperis: ballsballsbowls: mysharona1987: If you don’t think the house looked cooler and more delightful before, then I don’t know what to tell you. Not to mention the house isn’t “shabby” in those pictures - the paint’s spotless, the molding’s intact, the stairs and windows are maintained.  I grew up in the rust belt and this house looks better than about 90% of the houses built before the 90s in most neighborhoods. This house has been maintained meticulously and lovingly at great expense. It’s not “shabby”: it’s a non-neutral color with intact Victorian details that you removed because how dare a house have unique features on the outside, what will the neighbors think? I say this as someone whose friends and family have to make them buy colors when shopping or my wardrobe woudl be nothing but black, white, beige, grey, and my super racy delve into brown and hates all the blue-teals like whoa…. WHO THOUGHT MAKING THE COOL TRIPPY VICTORIAN INTO A GODDAMN HELLHOUSE? This is uncanny valley shit; that house is going to kill everyone and drink their blood for some goddamn color in its life. …God, can you imagine the operating room-level neutral inside? This monstrosity was done by a fucking house flipper, of course. I saw the listing for it and they completely destroyed the inside of the house as well. I was so pissed I couldn’t get through all of the pictures. My husband and I bought a fixer-upper Victorian and while we’re not keeping her period authentic, we’re damn sure keeping her interesting and beautiful. She’s currently a drab white, but we’re getting her painted this year and that gorgeous teal is exactly the color I was thinking about doing her in. : SF SFGate GATE Before and after: The dramatic transformation of a shabby West Oakland @SFGate Feb 10 Victorian dlvr.it/QyZmYp 244 3.2K 1.8K OR4NOW Follow @Or4Now Replying to @SFGate When I first read this, I thought you were referring to the one on the right being shabby & I was in agreement. Then I realized...oh no! You think suburban beige is beautiful & Victorian funk is "shabby." Well F you, too. SFGate's daddy is shabby. Yeah I said it 8:51 PM 10 Feb 2019 15 Retweets 713 L ikes anaquana: seperis: ballsballsbowls: mysharona1987: If you don’t think the house looked cooler and more delightful before, then I don’t know what to tell you. Not to mention the house isn’t “shabby” in those pictures - the paint’s spotless, the molding’s intact, the stairs and windows are maintained.  I grew up in the rust belt and this house looks better than about 90% of the houses built before the 90s in most neighborhoods. This house has been maintained meticulously and lovingly at great expense. It’s not “shabby”: it’s a non-neutral color with intact Victorian details that you removed because how dare a house have unique features on the outside, what will the neighbors think? I say this as someone whose friends and family have to make them buy colors when shopping or my wardrobe woudl be nothing but black, white, beige, grey, and my super racy delve into brown and hates all the blue-teals like whoa…. WHO THOUGHT MAKING THE COOL TRIPPY VICTORIAN INTO A GODDAMN HELLHOUSE? This is uncanny valley shit; that house is going to kill everyone and drink their blood for some goddamn color in its life. …God, can you imagine the operating room-level neutral inside? This monstrosity was done by a fucking house flipper, of course. I saw the listing for it and they completely destroyed the inside of the house as well. I was so pissed I couldn’t get through all of the pictures. My husband and I bought a fixer-upper Victorian and while we’re not keeping her period authentic, we’re damn sure keeping her interesting and beautiful. She’s currently a drab white, but we’re getting her painted this year and that gorgeous teal is exactly the color I was thinking about doing her in.
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novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating Sex: HOWTO DETERMINE IF YOUR DATE IS MARRIED 1Examine the left ring finger After a period of about one year, a wedding band leaves a circle of lighter skin around the base of the ring finger. Your date may also touch the base of that finger inadvertently, as if something is missing 2 Ask for a home phone number Most people in committed relationships spend at least one or two hours a week on the phone; if your date will not give you his home phone number, then he is wor ried someone else will answer when you call 3 Insist on holding hands when walking in public. If your date is interested and attracted to you, then he will not object to such a small and commonplace display of affection unless he fears that someone wil spot you together Search your date's car The automobile registration may be in the spouse's name, or in both names. It is usually kept in the glove compartment, behind the sun visor or, for non-smok- ers, in the ashtray. Look for signs of a spouse (clothing, makeup) or other indicators (pacifiers, pieces of crack- ers, toys) of a family your date has not mentioned. 27. bto determine if your date is married un vison glove compartment ashtray earch your date's car. The automobile registration may include the spouse's mame. 5 Ask to meet some of his friends. After two or three dates, this is not an unusual request. If your date claims that his friends remain close to his ex-wife, or that it's too soon to bring you into their social circle, you have good reason to believe that you are not the only woman in his life. Invite him to spend the night. f you have engaged in sexual activity on several occa- sions but he always refuses to stay the night, then he very likely has someone waiting for him 6 28. cbapter I: defensive dating novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating Sex

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