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thebibliosphere: doebarnes: mugsandpugs: jottingprosaist: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: martingoresangst: Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? … guys ….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this?“HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.” … I mean. Comparatively… Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better. @goddessemily   was it this post? : People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all. posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens. Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone." 03 thebibliosphere: doebarnes: mugsandpugs: jottingprosaist: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: martingoresangst: Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? … guys ….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this?“HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.” … I mean. Comparatively… Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better. @goddessemily   was it this post?
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NFL Owners Believe Trump Is Trying To Use Race To Divide Players and Fans: “He’s Trying to Destroy Us” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Amid Donald Trump’s unwavering attack on the NFL and its decision to allow players to continue their protests of the police brutality and racial injustices in this country, at least one team owner believes Trump has an ulterior motive. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Bleacher Report’s Mike Freeman discussed Trump’s constant attack on the league via social media with an owner, who believes the Celebrity-in-chief is “trying to destroy” the league. Others reportedly believe his anger stems from his failed attempt to purchase the Buffalo Bills in 2014. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “He’s trying to destroy us,” the owner revealed. “He’s trying to use race to divide the players and our fans. It’s all over a grudge.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Trump’s attacks began to increase in September when he said players who kneel should be fired, calling them “sons of b*tches.” The attack received widespread backlash and prompted even more players to ban together in protest against Trump. However, the attacks didn’t end there, they continued week by week with attacks as recent as Tuesday. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Wednesday, the league made their own efforts to end the movement. According to Bleacher Report, the league has made a proposal to players to contribute “at least $89 million over a seven-year period” to causes in African-American communities in an effort to halt the protests.: NFL Owners Believe Trump Is Trying To Use Race To Divide Players and Fans: "He's Trying to Destroy Us” @balleralert NFL Owners Believe Trump Is Trying To Use Race To Divide Players and Fans: “He’s Trying to Destroy Us” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Amid Donald Trump’s unwavering attack on the NFL and its decision to allow players to continue their protests of the police brutality and racial injustices in this country, at least one team owner believes Trump has an ulterior motive. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Bleacher Report’s Mike Freeman discussed Trump’s constant attack on the league via social media with an owner, who believes the Celebrity-in-chief is “trying to destroy” the league. Others reportedly believe his anger stems from his failed attempt to purchase the Buffalo Bills in 2014. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “He’s trying to destroy us,” the owner revealed. “He’s trying to use race to divide the players and our fans. It’s all over a grudge.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Trump’s attacks began to increase in September when he said players who kneel should be fired, calling them “sons of b*tches.” The attack received widespread backlash and prompted even more players to ban together in protest against Trump. However, the attacks didn’t end there, they continued week by week with attacks as recent as Tuesday. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Wednesday, the league made their own efforts to end the movement. According to Bleacher Report, the league has made a proposal to players to contribute “at least $89 million over a seven-year period” to causes in African-American communities in an effort to halt the protests.

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Sex, how does it work? [NSFW text]: People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all. posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone." jottingprosaist shredsandpatches hedwig-dordt naznomad: martingoresangst Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i've read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don't really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man's mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? 1s your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world's most failed attempt at erotic massage? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? Sex, how does it work? [NSFW text]
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Despite advances in the treatment of HIV infection, there is actually still no cure for the disease. As strange as this might sound, a certain man named Timothy Ray Brown was medically "cured" of HIV in 2008. So how did this happen? Timothy Ray Brown had been on anti-retroviral drugs to suppress HIV for 11 years, until he was diagnosed with leukemia (a cancer of white blood cells) . After a failed attempt at chemotherapy, his doctors decided to give him a stem cell transplant to treat his cancer. The donor in this stem cell transplant had a genetic mutation that prevented HIV from gaining entry into his cells (actually less than 1% of the world's population is resistant to HIV infection because of this mutation). After the transplant, his body produced cells that were resistant to infection by HIV. In the end, he became both HIV and cancer free! The question that might come to mind is why this method hasn't been carried out on the millions of people who live with HIV globally. The answer lies in practicability- transplants are complex procedures that need excellent donor-recipient matches and involve the use of immuno-suppressant medication (drugs that decrease a person's immunity). It would be impractical to apply this method on a large scale. This kind of transplant was also performed on two HIV positive patients in Boston. The procedure was not successful in curing the HIV infection- although the patients were transplanted with cells that were not resistant to HIV. Up till date, Timothy Ray Brown is the only man in history that has been cured from HIV. He is often referred to as the "Berlin patient" as his stem cell transplant was carried out by doctors in Berlin, Germany.: HIV INSTAGRAMI FACT MALL Only one man in history has been cured of HIV Despite advances in the treatment of HIV infection, there is actually still no cure for the disease. As strange as this might sound, a certain man named Timothy Ray Brown was medically "cured" of HIV in 2008. So how did this happen? Timothy Ray Brown had been on anti-retroviral drugs to suppress HIV for 11 years, until he was diagnosed with leukemia (a cancer of white blood cells) . After a failed attempt at chemotherapy, his doctors decided to give him a stem cell transplant to treat his cancer. The donor in this stem cell transplant had a genetic mutation that prevented HIV from gaining entry into his cells (actually less than 1% of the world's population is resistant to HIV infection because of this mutation). After the transplant, his body produced cells that were resistant to infection by HIV. In the end, he became both HIV and cancer free! The question that might come to mind is why this method hasn't been carried out on the millions of people who live with HIV globally. The answer lies in practicability- transplants are complex procedures that need excellent donor-recipient matches and involve the use of immuno-suppressant medication (drugs that decrease a person's immunity). It would be impractical to apply this method on a large scale. This kind of transplant was also performed on two HIV positive patients in Boston. The procedure was not successful in curing the HIV infection- although the patients were transplanted with cells that were not resistant to HIV. Up till date, Timothy Ray Brown is the only man in history that has been cured from HIV. He is often referred to as the "Berlin patient" as his stem cell transplant was carried out by doctors in Berlin, Germany.

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STORY TIME: so today I saw my coach who was teaching another student and I said hi to her and explained that I wasn't staying for practice just for my rink guard-work session and I told her that my stomach still hurt from Monday's fall and she was like "wow really?" And I was like "yeah, it hurts when I laugh and cough" and she kind of grinned and went "well then. I'm going to have to make you laugh" honestly you have got to watch her marvel fandom textpost funnypost tumblr clean doctorwho hungergames mockingjay text jeremyrenner hawkeye avengers tumblrpost meme tumblr bandom patd panicatthedisco brendonurie clean funny funnypost music bands falloutboy clique top twentyonepilots memes joshdun tylerjoseph: Hairy ball theorem From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia "Hairy balls" redirects here. For the former mayor of Fort Wayne, see Harry Baals. A hairy doughnut (2-torus), on the A failed attempt to comb a hairy 3- other hand, is quite easily combable. ball (2-sphere), leaving a tufft at each pole This is famously stated as "you can't comb a hairy ball flat without creating a cowlick", "you can't comb the hair on a coconut, or sometimes "every cow must have at least one cowlick." It can also be written as, "Every smooth vector field or a sphere has a singular point." It was first proved in 1912 by Brouwer. oulfis Today's absurdist missive from Wikipedia: l was in fact there to learn something about the mathematical theorem, but was not prepared for the majesty of all of this. STORY TIME: so today I saw my coach who was teaching another student and I said hi to her and explained that I wasn't staying for practice just for my rink guard-work session and I told her that my stomach still hurt from Monday's fall and she was like "wow really?" And I was like "yeah, it hurts when I laugh and cough" and she kind of grinned and went "well then. I'm going to have to make you laugh" honestly you have got to watch her marvel fandom textpost funnypost tumblr clean doctorwho hungergames mockingjay text jeremyrenner hawkeye avengers tumblrpost meme tumblr bandom patd panicatthedisco brendonurie clean funny funnypost music bands falloutboy clique top twentyonepilots memes joshdun tylerjoseph

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