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Christmas, Drugs, and Jail: Cannabis Kringle: Elderly Couple Arrested With 60 Pounds Of Weed They Planned To Give Out As Christmas Gifts @balleralert SHERIFF 17015229, Cannabis Kringle: Elderly Couple Arrested With 60 Pounds Of Weed They Planned To Give Out As Christmas Gifts โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Tuesday, an elderly couple was on their way to Boston and Vermont when York County, Nebraska officials stopped them in their tracks for failing to signal. During the stop, officials smelled marijuana and asked to search the vehicle. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Upon the search, 80-year-old Patrick Jiron agreed and admitted to having the illegal substance in his car. As officials conducted the authorized search, deputies found 60 pounds of weed in the pickup topper, with multiple containers of concentrated THC, all worth more than $300,000. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to reports, the couple was traveling from northern California, attempting to deliver the marijuana for Christmas presents. But now, the couple faces felony possession charges, as they had no drug tax stamp, which is required in Nebraska to deal drugs. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The two were arrested on Interstate 80 and cited on charges on possession of marijuana with the intent to deliver and of lacking a drug tax stamp. According to reports, while Jiron is being held in the York County jail, his 83-year-old wife has been cited but not locked up, โ€œdue to some medical issues.โ€
Christmas, Drugs, and Jail: Cannabis Kringle: Elderly Couple
 Arrested With 60 Pounds Of Weed They
 Planned To Give Out As Christmas Gifts
 @balleralert
 SHERIFF
 17015229,
Cannabis Kringle: Elderly Couple Arrested With 60 Pounds Of Weed They Planned To Give Out As Christmas Gifts โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Tuesday, an elderly couple was on their way to Boston and Vermont when York County, Nebraska officials stopped them in their tracks for failing to signal. During the stop, officials smelled marijuana and asked to search the vehicle. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Upon the search, 80-year-old Patrick Jiron agreed and admitted to having the illegal substance in his car. As officials conducted the authorized search, deputies found 60 pounds of weed in the pickup topper, with multiple containers of concentrated THC, all worth more than $300,000. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to reports, the couple was traveling from northern California, attempting to deliver the marijuana for Christmas presents. But now, the couple faces felony possession charges, as they had no drug tax stamp, which is required in Nebraska to deal drugs. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The two were arrested on Interstate 80 and cited on charges on possession of marijuana with the intent to deliver and of lacking a drug tax stamp. According to reports, while Jiron is being held in the York County jail, his 83-year-old wife has been cited but not locked up, โ€œdue to some medical issues.โ€

Cannabis Kringle: Elderly Couple Arrested With 60 Pounds Of Weed They Planned To Give Out As Christmas Gifts โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € ...

Doctor, Memes, and Queen: Mother Sentenced To Prison Over Son's Strep Throat Death After Failing To Bring Him To The Doctor @balleralert Mother Sentenced To Prison Over Sonโ€™s Strep Throat Death After Failing To Bring Him To The Doctor โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Last week, a Canadian mother was sentenced to prison time after attempting to treat her sonโ€™s strep throat with โ€œholistic remedies.โ€ Back in 2013, Tamara Lovett was found guilty in the โ€œsenseless deathโ€ of her 7-year-old son after refusing to get him proper medical care from an actual doctor. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to reports, Lovettโ€™s son caught strep throat in March of 2013 and died 10 days later. Lovett believed her son was plagued with the common cold or flu, a sickness she thought sheโ€™d be able to kick with dandelion tea. However, more than a week later, Lovettโ€™s son was pronounced dead at their home after suffering from strep throat, pneumonia, and meningitis. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œ[Lovettโ€™s] actions resulted in the senseless death of an innocent child who needed her protection,โ€ Kristine Eidsvik, the Court of Queenโ€™s Bench Justice said. โ€œIf your child is not getting better, you are legally and morally bound to take your child to an actual doctor for actual medical care.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Eidsvik continued, saying the boy died โ€œan excruciating, unnecessary deathโ€ because he โ€œwas completely dependent on his mother for using common sense in treatment choices.โ€ As a result, Lovett, who hoped others learned from her ignorance in her sonโ€™s death, was sentenced to three years in prison.
Doctor, Memes, and Queen: Mother Sentenced To Prison Over Son's Strep
 Throat Death After Failing To Bring Him To The
 Doctor
 @balleralert
Mother Sentenced To Prison Over Sonโ€™s Strep Throat Death After Failing To Bring Him To The Doctor โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Last week, a Canadian mother was sentenced to prison time after attempting to treat her sonโ€™s strep throat with โ€œholistic remedies.โ€ Back in 2013, Tamara Lovett was found guilty in the โ€œsenseless deathโ€ of her 7-year-old son after refusing to get him proper medical care from an actual doctor. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to reports, Lovettโ€™s son caught strep throat in March of 2013 and died 10 days later. Lovett believed her son was plagued with the common cold or flu, a sickness she thought sheโ€™d be able to kick with dandelion tea. However, more than a week later, Lovettโ€™s son was pronounced dead at their home after suffering from strep throat, pneumonia, and meningitis. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œ[Lovettโ€™s] actions resulted in the senseless death of an innocent child who needed her protection,โ€ Kristine Eidsvik, the Court of Queenโ€™s Bench Justice said. โ€œIf your child is not getting better, you are legally and morally bound to take your child to an actual doctor for actual medical care.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Eidsvik continued, saying the boy died โ€œan excruciating, unnecessary deathโ€ because he โ€œwas completely dependent on his mother for using common sense in treatment choices.โ€ As a result, Lovett, who hoped others learned from her ignorance in her sonโ€™s death, was sentenced to three years in prison.

Mother Sentenced To Prison Over Sonโ€™s Strep Throat Death After Failing To Bring Him To The Doctor โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Las...

America, Donald Trump, and Memes: Donald Trump Was Elected A Year Ago And I'm Still Not Here For It @balleralert Donald Trump Was Elected A Year Ago And I'm Still Not Here For It - blogged by @baetoven_ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € At this time last year, I woke up to realize DonaldTrump had been elected President of the UnitedStates. I watched the news for more than an hour recalculating electoral votes in complete disbelief. I still haven't really come to terms with it today. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Over a year later, Trump has yet to fulfill many of the promises he made to America during his campaign. He promised to repeal Obamacare, build a wall along Mexico's border, ban Muslims from entering the United States, unite a divided country, and drop post-election. Instead he's usually (and aimlessly) criticizing BarackObama or "Crooked Hillary" on Twitter, mocking autistic people or failing to hold white terrorists accountable for mass shootings. It would be an understatement to say Trump has had a disastrous year. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Do you remember where you were or how you felt when Trump was elected?
America, Donald Trump, and Memes: Donald Trump Was Elected A Year
 Ago And I'm Still Not Here For It
 @balleralert
Donald Trump Was Elected A Year Ago And I'm Still Not Here For It - blogged by @baetoven_ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € At this time last year, I woke up to realize DonaldTrump had been elected President of the UnitedStates. I watched the news for more than an hour recalculating electoral votes in complete disbelief. I still haven't really come to terms with it today. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Over a year later, Trump has yet to fulfill many of the promises he made to America during his campaign. He promised to repeal Obamacare, build a wall along Mexico's border, ban Muslims from entering the United States, unite a divided country, and drop post-election. Instead he's usually (and aimlessly) criticizing BarackObama or "Crooked Hillary" on Twitter, mocking autistic people or failing to hold white terrorists accountable for mass shootings. It would be an understatement to say Trump has had a disastrous year. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Do you remember where you were or how you felt when Trump was elected?

Donald Trump Was Elected A Year Ago And I'm Still Not Here For It - blogged by @baetoven_ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € At this time last year, I woke up ...

7-Eleven, Crime, and Krispy Kreme: Man Gets $37,500 After Cops Mistake Krispy Kreme Crumbs For Meth @balleralert Man Gets $37,500 After Cops Mistake Krispy Kreme Crumbs For Meth - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Back in December of 2015, 64-year-old DanielRushing was arrested on drug charges after he was stopped for failing to come to a full stop before pulling out of a 7-Eleven. According to reports, officials saw small flakes of glaze on his floor of his car and assumed it was crystal methamphetamine. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Although the man tried to tell officials that the flakes were actually pieces of Krispy Kreme donuts from earlier in the day, after two roadside drug tests came back positive for an illegal substance, Rushing was booked on possession charges. He spent 10 hours behind bars before posting bond. A few weeks later, a crime lab refuted the original tests and the drug charges against Rushing were dropped. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € However, the aftermath of the arrest still haunted him, as he was unable to find a job because of his record. As a result, Rushing sued the city of Orlando for the false results. In turn, Rushing received a $37,500 settlement for the arrest and revealed that he was pleased with the outcome. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € It remains unclear why the glaze tested positive for an illegal substance in two separate tests.
7-Eleven, Crime, and Krispy Kreme: Man Gets $37,500 After Cops
 Mistake Krispy Kreme Crumbs For
 Meth
 @balleralert
Man Gets $37,500 After Cops Mistake Krispy Kreme Crumbs For Meth - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Back in December of 2015, 64-year-old DanielRushing was arrested on drug charges after he was stopped for failing to come to a full stop before pulling out of a 7-Eleven. According to reports, officials saw small flakes of glaze on his floor of his car and assumed it was crystal methamphetamine. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Although the man tried to tell officials that the flakes were actually pieces of Krispy Kreme donuts from earlier in the day, after two roadside drug tests came back positive for an illegal substance, Rushing was booked on possession charges. He spent 10 hours behind bars before posting bond. A few weeks later, a crime lab refuted the original tests and the drug charges against Rushing were dropped. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € However, the aftermath of the arrest still haunted him, as he was unable to find a job because of his record. As a result, Rushing sued the city of Orlando for the false results. In turn, Rushing received a $37,500 settlement for the arrest and revealed that he was pleased with the outcome. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € It remains unclear why the glaze tested positive for an illegal substance in two separate tests.

Man Gets $37,500 After Cops Mistake Krispy Kreme Crumbs For Meth - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Back in December of 2015, 64-year-ol...

Church, Memes, and Help: Joel Osteen Opens Doors of Church to Hurricane Harvey Evacuees After Backlash @balleralert Joel Osteen Opens Doors of Church to Hurricane Harvey Evacuees After Backlash-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € JoelOsteen has finally opened the doors of his Lakewood church in Houston after receiving much backlash for not doing it sooner. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € Locals unapologetically called Osteen out for failing to open the doors of his mega church to evacuees of HurricaneHarvey. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € After opening the doors Tuesday morning, people are still wondering why church officials took so long to help those in need. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € TMZ reports that a local resident shot a video Monday around 7 AM, showing the inside of Lakewood Church's dry underground parking areas, that were originally said to be flooded from the hurricane. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € Despite the concerns, the first set of evacuees arrived to the church around 12:30 PM local time. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
Church, Memes, and Help: Joel Osteen Opens Doors of Church
 to Hurricane Harvey Evacuees After
 Backlash
 @balleralert
Joel Osteen Opens Doors of Church to Hurricane Harvey Evacuees After Backlash-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € JoelOsteen has finally opened the doors of his Lakewood church in Houston after receiving much backlash for not doing it sooner. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € Locals unapologetically called Osteen out for failing to open the doors of his mega church to evacuees of HurricaneHarvey. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € After opening the doors Tuesday morning, people are still wondering why church officials took so long to help those in need. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € TMZ reports that a local resident shot a video Monday around 7 AM, showing the inside of Lakewood Church's dry underground parking areas, that were originally said to be flooded from the hurricane. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € Despite the concerns, the first set of evacuees arrived to the church around 12:30 PM local time. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €

Joel Osteen Opens Doors of Church to Hurricane Harvey Evacuees After Backlash-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € JoelOsteen has finally...

Bless Up, Blessed, and Fail: They ripped open their bed and Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. ๐Ÿ“ <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the medical cot damn establishment, got me all the way completely and without any doubt fucked the fuck up. Lemme splain u. I go in to get tested. Nurse hand me the results. I'm nervous. Should I be nervous? Of course I should be nervous - everybody sexually active should be nervous bc people be lion ๐Ÿฆ. And in this state of nervousness, y'all hand me some shit where it say <0.90. That's my result. Carrot, decimal. It used to say "non reactive". Now y'all give me equations. Y'all don't just say "u got the Ursher disease" or "u could live to smash another day". Nah. Y'all wanna give me motherfucking code words. Then I gotta flip the page and find that <0.90 mean negative. Then I gotta google it, come to find out that the Hurp level gotta be 1.1 or above or else I'm negative. Well was I close? Was it 0.1? Or was it 0.6 where I got a teensie weensie amount of Hurp? This pass-fail shit? Fuck y'all ๐Ÿ˜‚. (Editor's note: 0.6 would not be middle ground anyway. You have to be in the 0.9-1.1 range to be questionable TheMoreYouKnow.) In any event. Lemme get this shit straight. I come in to get tested and y'all gon put me back in middle school algebra. YALL ๐Ÿ‘ GOT ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ BROTHER ๐Ÿ‘ DOUBLE ๐Ÿ‘ FUCKED ๐Ÿ‘ UP ๐Ÿ‘ WITH ๐Ÿ‘ CHEESE ๐Ÿ‘. I wanna open a envelope. It should have no math equations on it. It should have no charts and graphs. IDGAF about your disclaimers. It should be one sheet of white paper. In the middle it should say "DD" (drippy dick) or "NDD" (non drippy dick). THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM YALL. OTHER THAN THAT, SHUT ALL THE WAY UP ๐Ÿ˜‚. Best regards, smash. P.s. I love it when I go get tested and make a fist and u nurses start telling me "ooooh u got nice veins ๐Ÿ˜". Happens every time and y'all adorable for that. In fact it's a set-up for an amazing p0rno that I'll never shoot but if any of my followers are in Hollywood y'all should run with that and lemme do a cameo with a mask on (HECK IT MASK OFF) bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (pic: @alondraxaz)
Bless Up, Blessed, and Fail: They ripped open their bed and
Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. ๐Ÿ“ <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the medical cot damn establishment, got me all the way completely and without any doubt fucked the fuck up. Lemme splain u. I go in to get tested. Nurse hand me the results. I'm nervous. Should I be nervous? Of course I should be nervous - everybody sexually active should be nervous bc people be lion ๐Ÿฆ. And in this state of nervousness, y'all hand me some shit where it say <0.90. That's my result. Carrot, decimal. It used to say "non reactive". Now y'all give me equations. Y'all don't just say "u got the Ursher disease" or "u could live to smash another day". Nah. Y'all wanna give me motherfucking code words. Then I gotta flip the page and find that <0.90 mean negative. Then I gotta google it, come to find out that the Hurp level gotta be 1.1 or above or else I'm negative. Well was I close? Was it 0.1? Or was it 0.6 where I got a teensie weensie amount of Hurp? This pass-fail shit? Fuck y'all ๐Ÿ˜‚. (Editor's note: 0.6 would not be middle ground anyway. You have to be in the 0.9-1.1 range to be questionable TheMoreYouKnow.) In any event. Lemme get this shit straight. I come in to get tested and y'all gon put me back in middle school algebra. YALL ๐Ÿ‘ GOT ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ BROTHER ๐Ÿ‘ DOUBLE ๐Ÿ‘ FUCKED ๐Ÿ‘ UP ๐Ÿ‘ WITH ๐Ÿ‘ CHEESE ๐Ÿ‘. I wanna open a envelope. It should have no math equations on it. It should have no charts and graphs. IDGAF about your disclaimers. It should be one sheet of white paper. In the middle it should say "DD" (drippy dick) or "NDD" (non drippy dick). THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM YALL. OTHER THAN THAT, SHUT ALL THE WAY UP ๐Ÿ˜‚. Best regards, smash. P.s. I love it when I go get tested and make a fist and u nurses start telling me "ooooh u got nice veins ๐Ÿ˜". Happens every time and y'all adorable for that. In fact it's a set-up for an amazing p0rno that I'll never shoot but if any of my followers are in Hollywood y'all should run with that and lemme do a cameo with a mask on (HECK IT MASK OFF) bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (pic: @alondraxaz)

Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. ๐Ÿ“ <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the...