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America, Donald Trump, and Memes: Donald Trump Was Elected A Year Ago And I'm Still Not Here For It @balleralert Donald Trump Was Elected A Year Ago And I'm Still Not Here For It - blogged by @baetoven_ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € At this time last year, I woke up to realize DonaldTrump had been elected President of the UnitedStates. I watched the news for more than an hour recalculating electoral votes in complete disbelief. I still haven't really come to terms with it today. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Over a year later, Trump has yet to fulfill many of the promises he made to America during his campaign. He promised to repeal Obamacare, build a wall along Mexico's border, ban Muslims from entering the United States, unite a divided country, and drop post-election. Instead he's usually (and aimlessly) criticizing BarackObama or "Crooked Hillary" on Twitter, mocking autistic people or failing to hold white terrorists accountable for mass shootings. It would be an understatement to say Trump has had a disastrous year. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Do you remember where you were or how you felt when Trump was elected?
America, Donald Trump, and Memes: Donald Trump Was Elected A Year
 Ago And I'm Still Not Here For It
 @balleralert
Donald Trump Was Elected A Year Ago And I'm Still Not Here For It - blogged by @baetoven_ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € At this time last year, I woke up to realize DonaldTrump had been elected President of the UnitedStates. I watched the news for more than an hour recalculating electoral votes in complete disbelief. I still haven't really come to terms with it today. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Over a year later, Trump has yet to fulfill many of the promises he made to America during his campaign. He promised to repeal Obamacare, build a wall along Mexico's border, ban Muslims from entering the United States, unite a divided country, and drop post-election. Instead he's usually (and aimlessly) criticizing BarackObama or "Crooked Hillary" on Twitter, mocking autistic people or failing to hold white terrorists accountable for mass shootings. It would be an understatement to say Trump has had a disastrous year. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Do you remember where you were or how you felt when Trump was elected?

Donald Trump Was Elected A Year Ago And I'm Still Not Here For It - blogged by @baetoven_ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € At this time last year, I woke up ...

7-Eleven, Crime, and Krispy Kreme: Man Gets $37,500 After Cops Mistake Krispy Kreme Crumbs For Meth @balleralert Man Gets $37,500 After Cops Mistake Krispy Kreme Crumbs For Meth - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Back in December of 2015, 64-year-old DanielRushing was arrested on drug charges after he was stopped for failing to come to a full stop before pulling out of a 7-Eleven. According to reports, officials saw small flakes of glaze on his floor of his car and assumed it was crystal methamphetamine. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Although the man tried to tell officials that the flakes were actually pieces of Krispy Kreme donuts from earlier in the day, after two roadside drug tests came back positive for an illegal substance, Rushing was booked on possession charges. He spent 10 hours behind bars before posting bond. A few weeks later, a crime lab refuted the original tests and the drug charges against Rushing were dropped. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € However, the aftermath of the arrest still haunted him, as he was unable to find a job because of his record. As a result, Rushing sued the city of Orlando for the false results. In turn, Rushing received a $37,500 settlement for the arrest and revealed that he was pleased with the outcome. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € It remains unclear why the glaze tested positive for an illegal substance in two separate tests.
7-Eleven, Crime, and Krispy Kreme: Man Gets $37,500 After Cops
 Mistake Krispy Kreme Crumbs For
 Meth
 @balleralert
Man Gets $37,500 After Cops Mistake Krispy Kreme Crumbs For Meth - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Back in December of 2015, 64-year-old DanielRushing was arrested on drug charges after he was stopped for failing to come to a full stop before pulling out of a 7-Eleven. According to reports, officials saw small flakes of glaze on his floor of his car and assumed it was crystal methamphetamine. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Although the man tried to tell officials that the flakes were actually pieces of Krispy Kreme donuts from earlier in the day, after two roadside drug tests came back positive for an illegal substance, Rushing was booked on possession charges. He spent 10 hours behind bars before posting bond. A few weeks later, a crime lab refuted the original tests and the drug charges against Rushing were dropped. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € However, the aftermath of the arrest still haunted him, as he was unable to find a job because of his record. As a result, Rushing sued the city of Orlando for the false results. In turn, Rushing received a $37,500 settlement for the arrest and revealed that he was pleased with the outcome. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € It remains unclear why the glaze tested positive for an illegal substance in two separate tests.

Man Gets $37,500 After Cops Mistake Krispy Kreme Crumbs For Meth - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Back in December of 2015, 64-year-ol...

Church, Memes, and Help: Joel Osteen Opens Doors of Church to Hurricane Harvey Evacuees After Backlash @balleralert Joel Osteen Opens Doors of Church to Hurricane Harvey Evacuees After Backlash-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € JoelOsteen has finally opened the doors of his Lakewood church in Houston after receiving much backlash for not doing it sooner. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € Locals unapologetically called Osteen out for failing to open the doors of his mega church to evacuees of HurricaneHarvey. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € After opening the doors Tuesday morning, people are still wondering why church officials took so long to help those in need. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € TMZ reports that a local resident shot a video Monday around 7 AM, showing the inside of Lakewood Church's dry underground parking areas, that were originally said to be flooded from the hurricane. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € Despite the concerns, the first set of evacuees arrived to the church around 12:30 PM local time. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
Church, Memes, and Help: Joel Osteen Opens Doors of Church
 to Hurricane Harvey Evacuees After
 Backlash
 @balleralert
Joel Osteen Opens Doors of Church to Hurricane Harvey Evacuees After Backlash-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € JoelOsteen has finally opened the doors of his Lakewood church in Houston after receiving much backlash for not doing it sooner. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € Locals unapologetically called Osteen out for failing to open the doors of his mega church to evacuees of HurricaneHarvey. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € After opening the doors Tuesday morning, people are still wondering why church officials took so long to help those in need. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € TMZ reports that a local resident shot a video Monday around 7 AM, showing the inside of Lakewood Church's dry underground parking areas, that were originally said to be flooded from the hurricane. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € Despite the concerns, the first set of evacuees arrived to the church around 12:30 PM local time. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €

Joel Osteen Opens Doors of Church to Hurricane Harvey Evacuees After Backlash-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € JoelOsteen has finally...

Bless Up, Blessed, and Fail: They ripped open their bed and Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. ๐Ÿ“ <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the medical cot damn establishment, got me all the way completely and without any doubt fucked the fuck up. Lemme splain u. I go in to get tested. Nurse hand me the results. I'm nervous. Should I be nervous? Of course I should be nervous - everybody sexually active should be nervous bc people be lion ๐Ÿฆ. And in this state of nervousness, y'all hand me some shit where it say <0.90. That's my result. Carrot, decimal. It used to say "non reactive". Now y'all give me equations. Y'all don't just say "u got the Ursher disease" or "u could live to smash another day". Nah. Y'all wanna give me motherfucking code words. Then I gotta flip the page and find that <0.90 mean negative. Then I gotta google it, come to find out that the Hurp level gotta be 1.1 or above or else I'm negative. Well was I close? Was it 0.1? Or was it 0.6 where I got a teensie weensie amount of Hurp? This pass-fail shit? Fuck y'all ๐Ÿ˜‚. (Editor's note: 0.6 would not be middle ground anyway. You have to be in the 0.9-1.1 range to be questionable TheMoreYouKnow.) In any event. Lemme get this shit straight. I come in to get tested and y'all gon put me back in middle school algebra. YALL ๐Ÿ‘ GOT ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ BROTHER ๐Ÿ‘ DOUBLE ๐Ÿ‘ FUCKED ๐Ÿ‘ UP ๐Ÿ‘ WITH ๐Ÿ‘ CHEESE ๐Ÿ‘. I wanna open a envelope. It should have no math equations on it. It should have no charts and graphs. IDGAF about your disclaimers. It should be one sheet of white paper. In the middle it should say "DD" (drippy dick) or "NDD" (non drippy dick). THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM YALL. OTHER THAN THAT, SHUT ALL THE WAY UP ๐Ÿ˜‚. Best regards, smash. P.s. I love it when I go get tested and make a fist and u nurses start telling me "ooooh u got nice veins ๐Ÿ˜". Happens every time and y'all adorable for that. In fact it's a set-up for an amazing p0rno that I'll never shoot but if any of my followers are in Hollywood y'all should run with that and lemme do a cameo with a mask on (HECK IT MASK OFF) bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (pic: @alondraxaz)
Bless Up, Blessed, and Fail: They ripped open their bed and
Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. ๐Ÿ“ <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the medical cot damn establishment, got me all the way completely and without any doubt fucked the fuck up. Lemme splain u. I go in to get tested. Nurse hand me the results. I'm nervous. Should I be nervous? Of course I should be nervous - everybody sexually active should be nervous bc people be lion ๐Ÿฆ. And in this state of nervousness, y'all hand me some shit where it say <0.90. That's my result. Carrot, decimal. It used to say "non reactive". Now y'all give me equations. Y'all don't just say "u got the Ursher disease" or "u could live to smash another day". Nah. Y'all wanna give me motherfucking code words. Then I gotta flip the page and find that <0.90 mean negative. Then I gotta google it, come to find out that the Hurp level gotta be 1.1 or above or else I'm negative. Well was I close? Was it 0.1? Or was it 0.6 where I got a teensie weensie amount of Hurp? This pass-fail shit? Fuck y'all ๐Ÿ˜‚. (Editor's note: 0.6 would not be middle ground anyway. You have to be in the 0.9-1.1 range to be questionable TheMoreYouKnow.) In any event. Lemme get this shit straight. I come in to get tested and y'all gon put me back in middle school algebra. YALL ๐Ÿ‘ GOT ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ BROTHER ๐Ÿ‘ DOUBLE ๐Ÿ‘ FUCKED ๐Ÿ‘ UP ๐Ÿ‘ WITH ๐Ÿ‘ CHEESE ๐Ÿ‘. I wanna open a envelope. It should have no math equations on it. It should have no charts and graphs. IDGAF about your disclaimers. It should be one sheet of white paper. In the middle it should say "DD" (drippy dick) or "NDD" (non drippy dick). THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM YALL. OTHER THAN THAT, SHUT ALL THE WAY UP ๐Ÿ˜‚. Best regards, smash. P.s. I love it when I go get tested and make a fist and u nurses start telling me "ooooh u got nice veins ๐Ÿ˜". Happens every time and y'all adorable for that. In fact it's a set-up for an amazing p0rno that I'll never shoot but if any of my followers are in Hollywood y'all should run with that and lemme do a cameo with a mask on (HECK IT MASK OFF) bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (pic: @alondraxaz)

Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. ๐Ÿ“ <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the...

Alive, Anaconda, and Bad: my family vacation back in 2012 were my biggest wake up call. Especially this where I was in my swimsuit tanning๐Ÿ™ˆ. I gained tons of weight during my late teenage years. I guess due to depression from moving away from the country I grew up in. I found comfort in food, became lethargic and really shy. From then on, I tried losing weight a few times which made my weight fluctuate up and down. I had my child in 2007 and I got even more bigger. I realized in 2012 during that summer that I can't live my life just dreaming and watching people live their life to the fullest. I can't sit around and not be active with my little one. And I can't risk having health issues. I wanted more out of life. I wanted to feel alive for my child and I want to set a good example for her. That's my back story Since then I lost 100 lbs and kept it off. Right now I'm 15 lbs above my usual stage weight and that's okay because competing isn't in my plans at the moment. I have good and bad days just like everyone else. What matters is that even if I feel like I'm failing at some point, I keep going and I try my best everyday. My goal right now is to be stronger and build the best body I could achieve in the healthiest way possible without going to extremes. A fitness journey doesn't have a finish line. You're also never too old to start Before I get asked again. I didn't have any type or surgery to lose weight and I didn't have any type of skin surgery either. Just work hard and learn your own body @ceceven .
Alive, Anaconda, and Bad: my family vacation back in 2012 were my biggest wake up call. Especially this where I was in my swimsuit tanning๐Ÿ™ˆ. I gained tons of weight during my late teenage years. I guess due to depression from moving away from the country I grew up in. I found comfort in food, became lethargic and really shy. From then on, I tried losing weight a few times which made my weight fluctuate up and down. I had my child in 2007 and I got even more bigger. I realized in 2012 during that summer that I can't live my life just dreaming and watching people live their life to the fullest. I can't sit around and not be active with my little one. And I can't risk having health issues. I wanted more out of life. I wanted to feel alive for my child and I want to set a good example for her. That's my back story Since then I lost 100 lbs and kept it off. Right now I'm 15 lbs above my usual stage weight and that's okay because competing isn't in my plans at the moment. I have good and bad days just like everyone else. What matters is that even if I feel like I'm failing at some point, I keep going and I try my best everyday. My goal right now is to be stronger and build the best body I could achieve in the healthiest way possible without going to extremes. A fitness journey doesn't have a finish line. You're also never too old to start Before I get asked again. I didn't have any type or surgery to lose weight and I didn't have any type of skin surgery either. Just work hard and learn your own body @ceceven .

my family vacation back in 2012 were my biggest wake up call. Especially this where I was in my swimsuit tanning๐Ÿ™ˆ. I gained tons of weight d...

Life, Memes, and Common: HOLD ON TO YOUR SALAH BECAUSE IF YOU LOSE THAT YOU LOSE EVERYTHING GARDENOFTHEPIOUS A common habit among many Muslims today is to abandon salah, especially the dawn and evening prayers. This poisonous habit of abandoning prayers, whether due to laziness or deliberate negligence, will cause many people to enter the hellfire on the Day of Judgement. - When a person starts neglecting the prayers, other negative effects follow, such as failing to perform good deeds and regularly falling into sinful acts. Such people deny the final day and continue with their defiance until death overtakes them, but by then it will be too late to repent and to be forgiven for their disobedience. - To neglect salah, is to be de-linked from Allah and deprived of His mercy, for it is a remedy for all the diseases of the heart and for what corrupts the soul. How can we hope to patiently fight against injustice and oppression, if we can barely stand up for any of our five prayers. It is no wonder then that the Ummah today lags behind in almost all areas of life, and is constantly humiliated. - โ€œ...and establish regular prayer, for prayer restrains from shameful and unjust deeds, and remembrance of Allah is the greatest thing in life without a doubt. And Allah knows the deeds you do.โ€ (Quran, 29:45) - May Allah make the five daily prayers the coolness of our eyes and a source of salvation in the Hereafter, Ameen. - @gardenofthepious
Life, Memes, and Common: HOLD ON
 TO YOUR SALAH
 BECAUSE IF YOU LOSE THAT
 YOU LOSE EVERYTHING
 GARDENOFTHEPIOUS
A common habit among many Muslims today is to abandon salah, especially the dawn and evening prayers. This poisonous habit of abandoning prayers, whether due to laziness or deliberate negligence, will cause many people to enter the hellfire on the Day of Judgement. - When a person starts neglecting the prayers, other negative effects follow, such as failing to perform good deeds and regularly falling into sinful acts. Such people deny the final day and continue with their defiance until death overtakes them, but by then it will be too late to repent and to be forgiven for their disobedience. - To neglect salah, is to be de-linked from Allah and deprived of His mercy, for it is a remedy for all the diseases of the heart and for what corrupts the soul. How can we hope to patiently fight against injustice and oppression, if we can barely stand up for any of our five prayers. It is no wonder then that the Ummah today lags behind in almost all areas of life, and is constantly humiliated. - โ€œ...and establish regular prayer, for prayer restrains from shameful and unjust deeds, and remembrance of Allah is the greatest thing in life without a doubt. And Allah knows the deeds you do.โ€ (Quran, 29:45) - May Allah make the five daily prayers the coolness of our eyes and a source of salvation in the Hereafter, Ameen. - @gardenofthepious

A common habit among many Muslims today is to abandon salah, especially the dawn and evening prayers. This poisonous habit of abandoning pra...

Bad, Best Friend, and Blade: Rather than face our fears, many of us lie to ourselves. But you can't imagine a vibe, you can't pretend a feeling, you can't fake energy... @chakabars Honesty...Note to self, but you can read it. You will miss your best friend, your confidant, your lover... as your souls shared a timely encounter. You will be lonely for a time, but it is okay. It was supposed to happen even though it wasn't meant to be... Concentrate on you, rise in love with yourself, your friends and family. Even though you know deep down, that if you were about to to die, you would call them to profess your undying love... Love never dies but you want to live so don't call them. Or you will be back in the same place, so don't be weak, just because you miss them when you go to sleep. You are at a transitional stage in life and you have more depths to explore, for life is deep. Don't speak negatively when you think of them, anger is like holding on to the blade of a knife and expecting someone else to get cut. Instead reflect on the beauty, how it shaped the blessings in your life, as it will sculpt the future when you meet another beauty. Remember it was exactly what you wanted at the time. You are where you are now because you or they no longer wanted... Even though you don't feel happy right now, that's ok, happiness is transient. But happiness is yours, don't rely on others, for most humans look out for themselves first. If they make you happy then you would be with them and vice versa. Grasping sand in an attempt to build a castle, is no foundation upon which to weather the coming tides. Better to become the water and be at peace with the flow. Where there is love there is life, so keep loving, hurting is a part of life, without the bad days there can't be good days. Don't let it bring you down. More people want to see you succeed than want to see you fail. Even those who are failing themselves. Pay attention to whatever inspires you, for it is the "spirit" trying to communicate with you, that's why it's called "inspiration" as it is "in-spirit." Listen to spirt believe in soul and act only to nourish everything. Keep moving in a positive direction :) chakabars
Bad, Best Friend, and Blade: Rather than face our fears, many of
 us lie to ourselves.
 But you can't imagine a vibe, you
 can't pretend a feeling, you can't fake
 energy...
 @chakabars
Honesty...Note to self, but you can read it. You will miss your best friend, your confidant, your lover... as your souls shared a timely encounter. You will be lonely for a time, but it is okay. It was supposed to happen even though it wasn't meant to be... Concentrate on you, rise in love with yourself, your friends and family. Even though you know deep down, that if you were about to to die, you would call them to profess your undying love... Love never dies but you want to live so don't call them. Or you will be back in the same place, so don't be weak, just because you miss them when you go to sleep. You are at a transitional stage in life and you have more depths to explore, for life is deep. Don't speak negatively when you think of them, anger is like holding on to the blade of a knife and expecting someone else to get cut. Instead reflect on the beauty, how it shaped the blessings in your life, as it will sculpt the future when you meet another beauty. Remember it was exactly what you wanted at the time. You are where you are now because you or they no longer wanted... Even though you don't feel happy right now, that's ok, happiness is transient. But happiness is yours, don't rely on others, for most humans look out for themselves first. If they make you happy then you would be with them and vice versa. Grasping sand in an attempt to build a castle, is no foundation upon which to weather the coming tides. Better to become the water and be at peace with the flow. Where there is love there is life, so keep loving, hurting is a part of life, without the bad days there can't be good days. Don't let it bring you down. More people want to see you succeed than want to see you fail. Even those who are failing themselves. Pay attention to whatever inspires you, for it is the "spirit" trying to communicate with you, that's why it's called "inspiration" as it is "in-spirit." Listen to spirt believe in soul and act only to nourish everything. Keep moving in a positive direction :) chakabars

Honesty...Note to self, but you can read it. You will miss your best friend, your confidant, your lover... as your souls shared a timely enc...