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Hammy & Boy: A Shitty Quest for Fishbowl Milkshake: jpg (46 KB, 1024x683) No.46363786 Anonymous 18 min. ago >be me >working register at mcd's like a fucking wagie mom and son come up >absolute units, their hands were fucking round perfectly fucking round, like a baseball little blob holding a small fish bowl, maybe they came back from Walmart after getting a fish poor fish, probably doesn't even get his ration of the fish food one of those families that has each family member go up to order for themselves hate these kinds of families mama blob starts ordering out of breath from standing in line >slams her elbows down onto the counter to rest while ordering could have fucking swore i heard the counter rumble yaah *pant* could i have a *pant* ahhhhh *pant* big Mac *pant* make that two actually... *pant* no three.... and a *pant* basket of fries and *pant* a large diet coke sweat beads fall down from her chins onto the table breathes in sharply struggles to take elbows off of table finally accomplishes the task finally accomplishes the task two huge wet marks take up the register section those are her fucking elbows her elbows actually fucking sweated little blob comes up to order "can i have 2 big Macs pant* a basket of fries.. *pant* make that two actually *pant* and a large diet Coke *pant* brings fish bowl out onto counter "and... *pant* fill this up *pant* with chocolate *pant* milkshake >a fucking fishbowl sorry, our largest size is a large. we cannot fill things that aren't McDonalds cups mama blob starts throwing a tantrum "HE WANTS HIS FUCKING MILKSHAKE SO GIVE IT TO HIM" maam, we cann >"LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR GOD DAMN MANAGER go get manager >he just repeats what I said tells her she can buy about 10 large milkshakes to fill it if she wants "DAS TOO EXPENSIVE!!!" "TOO MUCH CALORIES!!!" >me and manager stare at each other did she really just say that mama blob sees us looking at each other cont. whole restaurant has been quiet this whole time just looking at us >mama blob hears something turns her body to look backward >a gentle greasy breeze hits me >sees a couple people snickering turns back around "YOURE EMBARRASSING ME!!" >me and manager stay silent tears start to well up in her eyes could have just been sweat though face turns redder grabs her son's hand "WE'RE NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN!" >something deep down told me that wasn't true >pulls her son's hand waddles out hear her panting as she opens the door notice something >me and manager both notice it look at each other there was something brown in the middle of Hammy's ass could it be could it fucking be look at her legs brown liquid streaking the inside of her right leg >she sharted >she actually fucking sharted and left a brown trail had to febreeze the fuck out of that place for 5 minutes janitor almost puked cleaning it up Hammy & Boy: A Shitty Quest for Fishbowl Milkshake
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<p>Wholesome mother comment in /r/Askreddit</p>: - RockoutRex 5860 puntos hace 8 horas My mother will randomly call me up for small-talks. But I've never been a small-talker so I just answer her questions and don't really push the conversation forward. Then she feels rejected and gets upset with me enlace source guardar save-RES reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments t H pwinbutt O 18.4k puntos hace 5 horas @%22 I am someone's mom. I call because I love you. I call because I do not quite know how to tell you that I still am so incredibly invested in you as a person. I want to check on you. I need to know you are healthy. I need to hear the voice of a person I love more than almost anything else on earth. If something or someone is hurting you, I instinctively want to kill it. I miss all those times when I held you close and rocked you in my arms. You would stare up at me and we would just cuddle. It was like we could love each other just by looking at each other. You probably do not remember all our adventures. We made cookies. That time you fell out of the tree and broke your arm made me feel like a horrible person, because I was not there to stop it. We rushed to the hospital and I was helpless to fix it. Remember when I was quiet and kind of distant when you were dating that girl who broke your heart? I knew it was coming, and I had to let you live your life, but I wanted to hurt her for hurting you. I had to step back and let you grow up Stepping back was the hardest thing I ever did. Letting you take steps and fall down, letting you fall off your first bike, that stupid thing with the tree, going to school the first day,... We didn't cuddle and look at each other anymore. Then you had to be an adult and move out. You didn't need me. Plus, you didn't talk to me. You really haven't since you were about 12, but I still miss it. I do not know what to say to you, or how to learn about you life. I still worry. I miss you. I miss how we loved each other. My stupid small talk really means that I love you, and I am checking on you. I am not trying to be annoying, but I do not know how else to say it. enlace source guardar save-RES padre reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments H AV3 NG3D 5882 puntos hace 4 horas Congrats for making me realize I've been a shitty son for the past decade enlace source guardar save-RES padre reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments ↑ [-] nvouldrun500miles O 2023 puntos hace 4 horas @ Never too late to change enlace source guardar save-RES padre reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments <p>Wholesome mother comment in /r/Askreddit</p>
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<p>Wholesome mother comment in /r/Askreddit via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2HvoyzB">https://ift.tt/2HvoyzB</a></p>: - RockoutRex 5860 puntos hace 8 horas My mother will randomly call me up for small-talks. But I've never been a small-talker so I just answer her questions and don't really push the conversation forward. Then she feels rejected and gets upset with me enlace source guardar save-RES reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments t H pwinbutt O 18.4k puntos hace 5 horas @%22 I am someone's mom. I call because I love you. I call because I do not quite know how to tell you that I still am so incredibly invested in you as a person. I want to check on you. I need to know you are healthy. I need to hear the voice of a person I love more than almost anything else on earth. If something or someone is hurting you, I instinctively want to kill it. I miss all those times when I held you close and rocked you in my arms. You would stare up at me and we would just cuddle. It was like we could love each other just by looking at each other. You probably do not remember all our adventures. We made cookies. That time you fell out of the tree and broke your arm made me feel like a horrible person, because I was not there to stop it. We rushed to the hospital and I was helpless to fix it. Remember when I was quiet and kind of distant when you were dating that girl who broke your heart? I knew it was coming, and I had to let you live your life, but I wanted to hurt her for hurting you. I had to step back and let you grow up Stepping back was the hardest thing I ever did. Letting you take steps and fall down, letting you fall off your first bike, that stupid thing with the tree, going to school the first day,... We didn't cuddle and look at each other anymore. Then you had to be an adult and move out. You didn't need me. Plus, you didn't talk to me. You really haven't since you were about 12, but I still miss it. I do not know what to say to you, or how to learn about you life. I still worry. I miss you. I miss how we loved each other. My stupid small talk really means that I love you, and I am checking on you. I am not trying to be annoying, but I do not know how else to say it. enlace source guardar save-RES padre reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments H AV3 NG3D 5882 puntos hace 4 horas Congrats for making me realize I've been a shitty son for the past decade enlace source guardar save-RES padre reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments ↑ [-] nvouldrun500miles O 2023 puntos hace 4 horas @ Never too late to change enlace source guardar save-RES padre reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments <p>Wholesome mother comment in /r/Askreddit via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2HvoyzB">https://ift.tt/2HvoyzB</a></p>
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