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Dewey, Memes, and Movies: DID YOU KNow
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FACT #1017
Originally in the script for School of Rock.
Dewey was supposed to have run the teacher
over before she came to school which stopped
her from teaching the class for 5 weeks, before
they changed it to her falling in the shower
instead
What's your favorite Jack Black movie?🎬🎥 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood schoolofrock mrscheebly rock jackblack
What's your favorite Jack Black movie?🎬🎥 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and p...
Teacher, Fuck, and Asleep in Class: When you're falling asleep in class
and the teacher yell your name
loud as fuck
Disrespectful 😤😂 https://t.co/jmarVUjcUa
Disrespectful 😤😂 https://t.co/jmarVUjcUa
Memes, Twitter, and Earth: Plathanos@ EVO 2018
@SavinTheBees
When you're close to falling asleep and
suddenly you remember that Jupiter
protects us by absorbing meteors from
landing into earth and now you're wide
awake because that's tight as fuck
Jupiter has the coolest planet name in our solar system - credit to @savinthebees on Twitter
Jupiter has the coolest planet name in our solar system - credit to @savinthebees on Twitter
Click, Facts, and Tumblr: The diamond engagement ring fever was
invented by an ad campaign in the 1930s
and that before that few Americans
price of diamond was falling
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<p><b><a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2015/02/how-an-ad-campaign-invented-the-diamond-engagement-ring/385376/">Source: [x]</a></b></p>
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<p>This is poorly worded as fuck. Was it translated from another language?</p>
![Click, Facts, and Tumblr: The diamond engagement ring fever was
invented by an ad campaign in the 1930s
and that before that few Americans
price of diamond was falling
Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
<p><a href="http://ultrafactsblog.com/post/175024207676/source-x-click-here-for-more-facts" class="tumblr_blog">ultrafacts</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><b><a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2015/02/how-an-ad-campaign-invented-the-diamond-engagement-ring/385376/">Source: [x]</a></b></p>
<h2><b><a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fultrafactsblog.com%2F&t=MWE0NTYzOWJjZTRkYTU3MWI1MTM1MmFhMzc0OTE2NTFkMzgyN2FjNixhSHJpSExFag%3D%3D&b=t%3AKZJqzkUC6XCz-cRz_Su2Iw&p=http%3A%2F%2Fultrafactsblog.com%2Fpost%2F173685642379%2Fsource-x-follow-ultrafacts-for-more-facts&m=1">Click HERE for more facts!</a></b></h2>
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<p>This is poorly worded as fuck. Was it translated from another language?</p>](https://pics.me.me/thumb_the-diamond-engagement-ring-fever-was-invented-by-an-ad-35069333.png)
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America, Batman, and Captain America: Civil War: CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR
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INEMA
IN CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (2016), CAP KNEW SPIDEY
WAS STRONG TO HOLD THE CONTAINER BECAUSE HE JUST HAD
AN "ARM WRESTLE" WITH HIM SECONDS BEFORE. SO CAP DIDNT
TRY TO KILL SPIDEY, BUT KNEW THAT HE WOULD BE STRONG
ENOUGH TO HOLD THE FALLING CONTAINER.
Cap also knew that Tony wouldn't bring someone who couldn't hold his own in this fight. I've always hated that he brought him. He was confronted by the mother of one of the victims of Ultron just hours before. He seemed to care about what she said. And then he recruits another kid to fight superheroes. Your thoughts? - - - avengers infinitywar peterparker tonystark thanos superheroes superhero thorragnarok spidermanhomecoming justiceleague spiderman loki starwars wintersoldier marvel dc dceu iamgroot doctorstrange captainamerica thor blackpanther starlord guardiansofthegalaxy avengersageofultron wonderwoman batman superman
Cap also knew that Tony wouldn't bring someone who couldn't hold his own in this fight. I've always hated that he brought him. He was confro...
Ass, Big Titties, and Booty: Small tiddies w/ big booty
is better than
big tiddy w/ small booty
CHANGE MY MIND
Niggas want to shit on big titties girls till the cops pull you over and you need to hide that 8th of weed in the glove compartment. Nah for tho, Big tittle committee stand up. Woman should be respected regardless of whether they are teenage boy or got big titties. Big booty girls overrated, like we get it you can make it clap with ease and your ass swallows up your under wear string but does your booty stink tho? I can’t even reach my back when I shower how you pose to dig up in that thang and clean it? I never trusted big booty bitches from since the time I downloaded it on my House computer from lime wire and it gave my computers aids. Big titties girls have pillows on they chest. When she lay down her titties spread out like melted ice cream. If she watching Netflix and your tired just put a tittie over your head and call it a night. They got noise canceling abilities for those tough nights. You ever grab a tittle while falling down some steps it’s a life saver fam. I don’t even like when big booty girls ride me. Ass coming down with so much force you fuck around and put my legs to sleep. My grandpa use to tell me “ if she thick you gone come Quick truest shit I ever heard the OG said. I came for a good time not a long time.
Niggas want to shit on big titties girls till the cops pull you over and you need to hide that 8th of weed in the glove compartment. Nah for...
Butt, Clothes, and Comfortable: Yesterday, I took my boys to a new splash pad here in town.
Most of the moms were gathered around the outside, looking on and staying high and dry. Occasionally, one would hop in to help their kid out, or to tell them to stop running, or to give them a ten minute warning; but for the most part everything was semi-uniformed: kids playing and moms watching, guarding the snacks and the flip flops.
Except this one mom.
She was in there, in-it-to-win-it style -- soaking wet, going down the water slide, laughing with her kids on her lap. She was having so much fun. She didn’t care that her jean shorts were going to be miserable on the ride home. She didn’t care that black mascara was streaming down her face. She didn’t care that her white shirt was stuck to her like shellac on fingernails. She didn’t care that she was definitely going to have to wash her hair later that evening even though it was going to totally destroy her weekly routine. She didn’t care that she was the only adult in there.
She didn’t care, and neither did her kids. They adored her.
I found myself smiling away, so incredibly envious of her. I want to enjoy my kids, my life unencumbered that way -- wild and free and not giving a rip. I want to soak up the waves from the kiddie pool and these few, fleeting moments of summer that way. We only get 18 of them with our kids. 18. That’s it.
And I realized, there were only three little things stopping me, standing in-between me and the mom I want to be: 1. the desire to be comfortable, 2. the need to conform to social norms, 3. and stupid, nasty fear.
Fear of people looking at me, fear of tripping over my clumsy feet and falling flat on my face, fear of what other people will think about me, fear that if I really put myself out there, everyone will notice I’m 10 lbs overweight, I didn’t shave my legs, and my butt jiggles like a handful of homemade slime every time I run.
Do you know what’s holding you back from living your freest life? From getting out there and truly enjoying your kids? From getting good and messy? From having fun? From laughing so hard tea comes out your nose?
It’s not a lack of money. It’s not a lack of personality. It’s not a lack opportunity.
It’s you.
You, and that silly need to care what everybody else thinks about you.
You’re your own roadblock. You’re your own handcuffs. You’re your own prison guard. You’re your own lifeguard blowing the whistle, telling you to slow down.
- Stop complaining.
- Stop wasting your life.
- Get out of your own way.
- Shove fear deep into the pockets of your favorite comfy dress.
- Stop worrying so much and just have some stinking fun. Life was made for fun, and that shouldn’t stop just because we got old and starting getting bills, and sprouting weird chin hairs, and having to work really hard to sit criss-cross-applesauce.
You won’t find the magic you’re looking for in life until you decide to jump in head first and just go for it all the way: eat the cupcake, shake your groove thing, go down the kiddie water slide in your full set of normal clothes like a true boss, and maybe, just maybe, a little more like a child.
Nobody else can do it for you, so you’ve gotta decide to do it for yourself.
(via Amy Weatherly)
Yesterday, I took my boys to a new splash pad here in town. Most of the moms were gathered around the outside, looking on and staying high...
