Love Is
Love Is

Love Is

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Old Fart

Old Fart

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Farted

Farted

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 farting

farting

firstly
firstly

firstly

a fart
a fart

a fart

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ifs

ifs

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loves

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lovely

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talking

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Bless Up, Booty, and Christmas: Picked up this little girl today. I never knew something so cute could have such horrendous farts @DrSmashlove Reddit u/thecasquatch Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair. Scurrying back to the office at 12:58 pm. Stinkin. Just sweatily stinking up a storm baby girl u are appreciated 🀀. See me in the lobby I’m holding the elevator door looking at u and u like β€œOMG smash I stink LOL!! I’ll take the next one!” No the eff u won’t πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. This is Christmas in Ferrurary. πŸŽ…πŸΌ Christmas in March. πŸŽ„ U feel me? β€œDon’t be silly lol! All aboard 😁.” I inhale inaudibly thru my nose and let out a small, very small like dis big πŸ‘Œ pip squeak cough ... β€œdamn! Sinuses lol...CAN A BROTHER GET SOME CLARITIN IN HERE πŸ˜€β€ (c) Key and Peele πŸ˜‚. Ain no damn sinuses bruv. I just had to get that one wondrous serene low key whiff of pure mid Day booty sweat πŸ‘πŸ’¦ . U could had taken a few minutes to shower. But u didn’t. U didn’t for all of us - witcha nastass πŸ˜πŸ˜‚. Now u perfuming the elevator before returning to ya office to put clothes and heels back on. Again I thank u. Mid day work doldrums can be heavy but an elevator full of yoga pant booty stench, like an Umbria espresso chased by a bubbly water, awakens the senses and enlivens the loins 😍. And before u ladies attack me for being a freak first of all bish YES I AM πŸ˜‚. Second of all not long ago a ting was taking a vigorous ride on Le Pony like the Ginuwine song when, half a minute prior to busting, she buried her face in my underarm and bounced-clapped Le Chèéks vigorously on mine Peepington and I’m like β€œwha?” And she said in that deep, satanic I’m-bout-to-buss voice β€œDONNNNT STOPPPP πŸ²πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘Ίβ€ and she let loose the waterfall harder than I had theretofore experienced and at that moment it dawned on me: Le StΓ­nk is a gift from God (among many) visited upon humankind to bring us back to our animalistic senses. Back to the jungle. U feel me? Amazonian type isht. Embrace Le StΓ­nk. U an me baby ain’t nothing but mammals. So let’s do it how they do on the discovery channel BLESS UP πŸ€€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair....