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Apparently, College, and Complex: r/AskReddit What perfectly true story of yours sounds like an outrageous lie? RamsesThePigeon 13d, 17h Just up the street from my apartment in San Francisco, there was one of those fast food restaurants that was either a KFC or a Taco Bell, depending on the angle from which it was viewed. The establishment was a frequent stopping point for students coming from the nearby college... and those students were a frequent target for a remarkably bright crow Now, on most days, the bird in question would just hang around the restaurant (as well as other ones nearby) and scavenge for scraps. Every once in a while, though - I saw this happen twice, and had it happen to me once - it would enact a much more complex scheme than simply going through the gutter: The crow had apparently discovered that money could be exchanged for food, so it would wait until it saw a likely mark, squawk at them to get their attention, then pick up and drop a coin. Anyone who responded would witness the bird hopping a few feet away, then following its "victim" toward the source of its next snack. When the crow approached me, it dropped a nickel on the ground. I stooped, picked up the coin, and then jumped slightly when the bird made a noise that sounded not unlike "Taco!' Needless to say, I bought that crow a taco. The final out-of-pocket cost for me, minus the nickel, was something like >l.T5. Even so, I figured a bird that smart deserved a reward simply for existing Of course, that was probably exactly what I was supposed to think. TL;DR: A crow paid me five cents to buy it a taco. onyourleftbooob: nadiaoxford: I don’t have a hard time believing this.

onyourleftbooob: nadiaoxford: I don’t have a hard time believing this.

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Anna, Ass, and Batman: moon blossom anna omgz Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty. Officer Booty reporting for duty. Call of Booty Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops. AldenRants 15-50 @Theultimatetrashlord asked me to rant about people who don't clean up their tables at fast food restaurants! D-D-D-DON'T GET MEEWEE EEWEE STARRRRararar..tttt.....eeeeeee......d YOU FUCKING TABLE-TOPPING NAPKINWADS THINK YOU'RE TOOOOO GOOD TO PILE TOGETHER ALL THE PACKAGING AND WASTE LEFTOVER FROM YOUR HORRIDLY GRUESOME DISPLAY OF SPEEDY MEATY EATY TIME AND SIMPLY PERFORM THE TASK OF DUMPING IT IN A HOLE??? WELL LITTLE DO YOUR SUB-PRIMAL MINDS UNDERSTAND IS THAT BY FEELING TOO "above all that" YOU'VE COUNTERACTIVELY RELINQUISHED YOURSELF FROM BEING IN ANY POSITION WORTHY OF DIGNITY. You've heard of the food chain, right? WELL GET READY FOR THE NOT IN ANY WAY PREDICTABLE TERM I JUST COINED CALLED THE FAST FOOD FOOD CHAIN. AND YOU'RE NOW ON THE BOTTOM OF IT YOU SLOBBY SACKS OF PRIMORDIAL SHIT NUGGETS. A bystander observing your poor fast food etiquette has no other option other than to assume that your parents simply MUST HAVE both died before they could teach you how not to be an asshole, but instead of growing up to become Batman, you were unfortunately left to fester in an abandoned wasteland and later on acquire the annoying habit of not proving yourself capable of accomPLISHING EVEN THE MOST TRIVIAL FORM OF CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELF. A HABIT SO IRRITABLE, IT COULD MAKE EVEN RONALD MCDONALD SAY "I'M HATIN IT"
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