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Ass, Best Friend, and Bitch: 4 month old German Shepherd DrSmashlove Bruh. This morning I seen two horrifying things. Horrifying. Just...unspeakably terrifying. First: I seen a Honda Civic race to the scene of an accident with police lights on the dash. Second: I seen a cop in a blue Chrysler minivan. A BLUE CHRYSLER MINIVAN. Nah, Bruh. Hell nah. They cat fishing us. They cat fishing us real, real hard. This is a whole new level of cat fish. It used to be that all u had to do was keep your eyes peeled for a white Chevy Caprice. Then they got white Ford Explorers. But Japanese cars? And family cars? This is rocket science level cat fishing. Bruh. This is like if I walk into a club wearing high heels and some sexy ass blond in a Valentino dress and some python skin Saint Laurent heels come up to me like "ooh bitch nice heels!" And I'm like "you too biiiiiiiitch! 💅" and she thinks she made a gay best friend that night and she come home with me and she get in bed wearing only La Perla panties (I know how y'all sexy girls do, y'all love sleepovers with your gay bestie) and my PP sticking straight into the atmosphere like a flag pole and she just like "smash?" And I'm like "yes, biiiiiiiiitch? 💋" and she's like "I thought you were gay(?)" and I'm like "nah baby girl I just like to wear heels sometimes to explore my feminine side and break out of constricting gender norms but now that we're in bed together let's get acquainted 😍." THAT level cat fish 😂. Nah but for real y'all cops savages. Stop this cat fishing. Y'all foul for that. A brother can't even speed no more! I got places to go! Smash got board meetings to attend! Let a brother speed! Fuck!! 😂😂😂
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Bless Up, Boobies, and Memes: Blue heeler puppy Dr Smashlove Now one of my followers read my last caption and asked "smash what if I use my mirrors to back into spots??" Well baby I'm glad you asked. See this type of woman is very dangerous. Very very dangerous. If she can back into a spot, she got other life skills. She could change oil. She could change a flat tire. She could change a damn transmission with her bare hands. I had a ex like this. Tattooed young ting who worked as a waitress, she was feminine AF. When I closed her bedroom door she didn't like how it rubbed the door frame. Tell me why did homegirl take apart the two hinges, LIFT THE DOOR OFF THE FRAME, fix the hinges, AND PUT THE DOOR BACK. I was like "aye lemme help you with the door baby" she look at me dead ass like "IT'S HOLLOW - I GOT IT" and she maneuvering this big ass door bigger than her. Men - lemme tell u some shit, and I want u to remember this - u have never seen something crazier than a lil ass woman doing manual labor in only panties while her boobies flail about as she hammer and screw shit in. It's a wondrous thing, it truly is. So with that said, shout to u girls that's handy. Hands on. Elbow grease. (There's a saying that involves elbow grease because the old white men I work with say it all the time but I still don't know what it mean so when people talk about fixing shit, I just say "elbow grease" to fit in. I hope I used that correctly? Who knows 🤔). In any event shout to u girls who cocoa butter your bodies but also have elbow grease. Bring your greasy ass here girl let's have chirren - I fux with your handiness, ol Bob-Villa-as-a-pretty-woman lookin ass 🤗. Bless up! 😍😂😂😂
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Memes, Transformers, and Affect: Full Moon In 22 degrees of Cancer today helps us create balance between our emotional body and reality, and physical body and reality. With this full moon we have to allow ourselves to feel, without needing to take action. Use this moon to increase your emotional and energetic frequencies by nurturing yourself and becoming One with the Divine Mother. a law of positivism Via @law_of_positivism - Today's Full moon has so many dimensions to it and it is surely going to affect us in one or another way. In this Full Moon we have the moon in the sign of the Mother and the sun in the sign of the Father, opposing each other to create balance between the emotional and the physical, between family and business, home and work, nourishment and success. When we have a full moon in the motherly sign of cancer, it is beneficial to tend to our and others needs, taking care of the emotional relationships and bonds. Adding to this, we are having a Grand Cross in the sky, integrating the powerful energy of Pluto in Capricorn together with the Sun (transformation of goals, empowermenr and business), Mars in Pisces (action oriented dreaming and selflessness), moon in cancer (emotional processing) and Jupiter in Libra (positive co-creation and balance). These aspects are very important for this Full Moon because they make deeper and longlasting impact in our lives. Keywords today are breaking down old patterns, new foundation, emotional breakthrough, balance the divine feminine and masculine. Don't worry if your sleeping patterns are a bit disrupted (I have had a hard time falling a sleep) and make sure to tend to your emotional body and surround yourself with loving and nourishing beings🌸 fullmoon fullmooncancer cancerfullmoon grandtrine letgo lettinggo pisces capricorn lawofpositivism meditation astrology numerology 111 1111 444 222 mindful mindfulness horoscope lawofattraction yoga meditation buddha buddhism healingenergy reiki kundalini sohum

Via @law_of_positivism - Today's Full moon has so many dimensions to it and it is surely going to affect us in one or another way. In this F...

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