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Creepy, Dad, and Fucking: sugarpie o0* @hunnybunchbaby I am DISGUSTED ll Verizon 7 100% 2:03 PM John Becker < Yesterday at 2:57 PM . I'm looking forward to my daughter and her fiance visiting for the weekend. Her room is on the right and the guest room is on the left. You can see where dad will be sleeping. And yes, that is a 12 guage shotgun propped up in the corner Heather Venere @HeatherVenere Imagine gatekeeping your adult daughters pussy men are so fucking weird and creepy sugarpie o @hunnybunc.. May 25 I am DISGUSTED pic.twitter.com/P33RIVTUIS Show this thread 11:10 AM May 25, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 68.9K Likes 14.6K Retweets Heather Venere @HeatherVenere May 25 Replying to @HeatherVenere "Ha ha no other men are going to touch my daughters pussy because it's MINE it's MY PROPERTY it's MY PUSSY" can y'all die off yet L 316 3.5K mockiato: thatpettyblackgirl: Let me add to this. This is what the guy looks like and here’s some of the comments 🤢🤢 This whole thing SMELLS White dads are weird. He’s an Ohio representative, the one who introduced the bill claiming that an ectopic pregnancy can be simply moved to the uterus.

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Best Friend, Dank, and Future: lily gracew @lilygrace1411 my hearts happy my last girls night until my bf turns into a fiancé getting her hands prettied up for sunday bc she's getting ENGAGED and doesnt know cass @cassidi_hale If my future husband doesn't let my best friend know so we can do this shit before he proposes you're doing it wrong Setting the standards high.

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T-Mobile, Tinder, and Yeah: oooo T-Mobile 1:58 PM Shane Aug 2, 2015, 10:35 PM Does this mean we're exclusive? Yes Finally I found the one We should get married We would need to hangout first Yeahh... I guess you're right Would you wanna? I'm here on vacation for another week and don't know much at all about the area! Yeah sure! Where are you visiting from? Message Send My fiancé saved a screenshot of our first Tinder conversation. Now were really getting married (this September)!

My fiancé saved a screenshot of our first Tinder conversation. Now were really getting married (this September)!

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Children, Family, and Shark: Follow V Tired of all the questions about children? Here's the "Fiance for an hour" project. I'll come to meet your family, make a great impression, propose to you A couple of days later, I'll stage my tragic death. Nobody will ask you about children for the next 2 years Somebody call Shark Tank.

Somebody call Shark Tank.

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Alive, All Lives Matter, and Black Lives Matter: DAILY NEWS VIDEO NY Daily News Video @NYDNVideo Follow The cop that killed this 6-year-old little boy is claiming 'self-defense' #JeremvMardis DAILY NEws NEWS BITES RETWEETS LIKES 4,1172,215 Øcho @ochoBoomin , Follow #BlackLivesMatter g don't see All Lives Matter rallying for you. This is ridiculous. ot vou Lil bro because l NY Daily News Video @NYDNVideo The cop that killed this 6-year-old little boy is claiming 'self defense' #JeremyMardis youtu.be/f3UhWy81WBk RETWEETS LIKES 14,14513,277 whimsysgeekery: genericdubstep: daughterofthestars08: bellaxiao: Self-defense? He’s 6 years old ffs…I can’t More infuriating info: The boy is autistic The boy and his father were in a truck The father stopped the vehicle and raised his arms to show he was unarmed ONE OF THE ARRESTED OFFICERS WAS ACTIVELY STALKING THE FATHER’S FIANCE They are trying to claim self defense AND claim they didn’t know there was a child in the truck They fired “no less than 18 rounds” into the truck The father was hit but still alive. The boy ended up being shot in the head multiple times. There is bodycam footage of the incident and every official/lawyer that has seen and spoken on it has called it horrific. 50% of all police violence victims are autistic or mentally ill. If an autistic person starts screaming or can’t look a cop in the eyes, they use that as an excuse to shoot. I hope Black Lives Matter starts talking about that, too. Police violence hurts the mentally ill a lot and of course that also means black autistic / mentally ill kids are getting hurt and killed. Ableism is deadly. I agree with the sentiments above, I just want to give an update here since Tumblr doesn’t do timestamps. The shooting was in 2015. Stafford was found guilty of manslaughter and is serving 40 years. Greenhouse pleaded guilty to negligent homicide and malfeasance in office and is serving 7 years total. Not enough but at least there was some semblance of justice done. Fucking hell.

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Alive, All Lives Matter, and Black Lives Matter: DAILY NEWS VIDEO NY Daily News Video @NYDNVideo Follow The cop that killed this 6-year-old little boy is claiming 'self-defense' #JeremvMardis DAILY NEws NEWS BITES RETWEETS LIKES 4,1172,215 Øcho @ochoBoomin , Follow #BlackLivesMatter g don't see All Lives Matter rallying for you. This is ridiculous. ot vou Lil bro because l NY Daily News Video @NYDNVideo The cop that killed this 6-year-old little boy is claiming 'self defense' #JeremyMardis youtu.be/f3UhWy81WBk RETWEETS LIKES 14,14513,277 genericdubstep: daughterofthestars08: bellaxiao: Self-defense? He’s 6 years old ffs…I can’t More infuriating info: The boy is autistic The boy and his father were in a truck The father stopped the vehicle and raised his arms to show he was unarmed ONE OF THE ARRESTED OFFICERS WAS ACTIVELY STALKING THE FATHER’S FIANCE They are trying to claim self defense AND claim they didn’t know there was a child in the truck They fired “no less than 18 rounds” into the truck The father was hit but still alive. The boy ended up being shot in the head multiple times. There is bodycam footage of the incident and every official/lawyer that has seen and spoken on it has called it horrific. 50% of all police violence victims are autistic or mentally ill. If an autistic person starts screaming or can’t look a cop in the eyes, they use that as an excuse to shoot. I hope Black Lives Matter starts talking about that, too. Police violence hurts the mentally ill a lot and of course that also means black autistic / mentally ill kids are getting hurt and killed. Ableism is deadly.

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Being Alone, Cheating, and Crazy: And you guys have the nerve to call me a liar you had the nerve to try and act like my friend stand and see the sadness I was in friend me on Facebook, and then post pictures of my husband that you came from by God knows who to probably purposely interfere and feed him lies or you both were in on it together, COPS thats Who you both probably work for or you recruited him and he really did love me in the beginning your probably not even the real girl he was talking to l bet your whole identity fake, well l'm going to find out everything about you who you both are, and if it's the last thing I ever dol promise you that now l'm taking the private investigatorsrt on A and proof he, hired and sent You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More paid, to purposely inflict mental duress and trigger my PTSD I thought the was you on the nanny cam but see that's why A didn't get a dime, because he Was sloppy in the beginning And betweens, I knew he was cheating and using me and apart of publicly outing me after the wedding to create mental dehabilitation ive got all your names identities and pictures but atleastni figured it out before I was stupid enough to buy a car or pay a attorney it's you and him that hack my electronics vou were the one moving my stuff and hiding it when you were over here fucking him you both are perfect for each other psychopaths liars users and snakes but I promise you if l do it with my last breath I'm going to mak J 'e he goes to jail and if I'm лу I'll get all of You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More jail and if l'm lucky l'll get all of you sent to jail. I just wonder though for he was recruited just b4 the wedding or from the beginning something tells me that it was from the beginning.. Karma so going to get you, and misery you caused and cause others will fall upon your life's and souls the child your bearing will carry your sins, the Hapiness you stole all for money or other things of this world you'll pay for with your souls. But my life long torture ends today no longer will any of you win, no longer will I fall for your mind games I'm going to fight back and win win win, you guys are something else all the proof I have when we go to court and I know that your not the only girl S aka P is involved but vou know what th lians say laugh now cry <er... You think You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More laugh now cry later... You think your going to get away but this isnt American soil this is Canadian land this is the queens country where we are guided by humans rights and truly governed by the UN. And the UN has no tolerance for Gangstalking! And tell A I'm not signing anything 'II see him behind bars I'm going to make sure all the evidence is displayed in divorce court too he can say 911 calls that l abused him little does he know I have recordings of the calls where vou can see him putting on this grandiose display of false crys all while smiling... I know I've been knew he was dirty A with the tiny tinky dick. The life insurance he pulled out in my name, this time I'm not going to let me be the sacrifice because I'm focused sober and mentally grounded no You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More to let me be the sacrifice because I'm focused sober and mentally grounded no longer are my thoughts emotional there logical and intellectual get ready for me to expose who and what you ppl really are with God has my leader and archangel Michael my protectors will conquer and destroy this evil psychopathic cult/USGovt extension although now with proof you exist and names photos recordings I don't think the govt of Canada will be to pleased that the US has beern running unsanctioned operations within their borders.and nowI think it's time for thevUSB to be released You lost your mind. Leave me alone You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More This lady is convinced my fiancé is her husband in disguise. She thinks one of my friends is a bounty hunter from Texas sent by the Mexican cartel to steal her inheritance and ruin her relationship. (Idk if this belongs here, I didn't know where else to post this.)

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A Dream, Christmas, and Instagram: cacen so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule that all of our door staff must have names that start with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be- friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso- lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older than me and has a fiance. you know when someone is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan. now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now, add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper. that's Doorman Dan. since meeting him last year, I've discovered .he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called Junkie Jeff at 9AM .he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months while he was in the army, and was complet unaware they had broken up until he wishe happy Christmas and she responded with what the fuck Dan .accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for thirty-six hours .he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay, and instead of jumping in and fighting back he decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out and ran off .he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed inside any John Lewis shops .he is convinced the love of his life is not his fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII know when I meet him. .he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless they follow him his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be told." when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on the door and asked if they'd like a snack . .he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out being the only person on the dance floor without a drink when he's patrolling the bar I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him cacen BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!! zohbugg I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of Doorman Dan thecheshirecass I look forward to reading more about the loving, polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with Ned when they finally meet. fuckveahdiomedes What's the instagram for the rabbits, op? Source: cacen 114,993 notes The adventures of doorman dan

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Girls, Memes, and Paul Walker: Paul Walker was in a jewelry store one day when he noticed a young U.S. military veteran with his fiance shopping for a wedding ring. Paul went to the manager and said: "Put that girl's ring on my tab." LIKE for the legend ❤️ - TheSuccessClub

LIKE for the legend ❤️ - TheSuccessClub

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Dmx, Memes, and Music: First thing after being released from prison? DMX headed to breakfast with his son and fiancé. tmz dmx music

First thing after being released from prison? DMX headed to breakfast with his son and fiancé. tmz dmx music

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Crime, Friends, and Head: thehumon It has come to my attention that most people don't know this about Simon Pegg and Nick Frost and that's a goddamn crime against humanity. Back when they were young and poor they had to share a single person bed for six months. As Pegg put it, they started out sleeping head to feet, but after kicking each other in the face one too many times they started sleeping head to head. It wasn't long after that that they gave up on being macho "no touchy dudes and just snuggled up during bedtime. In the morning they "couldn't tell where one began and the other ended That's why they're so cuddly today. They're so physically close that it worried Frost's fiance at the time and she asked them to never share a bed again after she got married to Frost. The night before the wedding Frost wasn't allowed to see her anyway, so Pegg dropped by his house so they could share a bed one last time (Frost since got a divorce though). Pegg's wife has no objections to any of this. If it's important to her hubby, who is she to judge. Pegg recommend all male friends to try sharing a bed. If it turns out you want to fuck each other, great, you're going to have a lot of fun. If you don't want to fuck each other, well, then nothing happens anyway. (Side note: That's also why there's so many photos of Edgar Wright cuddling up to various guys. He learned that from Pegg and Frost. They created a cuddle monster that can't be stopped) Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are so wholesome

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Crime, Friends, and Head: thehumon It has come to my attention that most people don't know this about Simon Pegg and Nick Frost and that's a goddamn crime against humanity. Back when they were young and poor they had to share a single person bed for six months. As Pegg put it, they started out sleeping head to feet, but after kicking each other in the face one too many times they started sleeping head to head. It wasn't long after that that they gave up on being macho "no touchy dudes and just snuggled up during bedtime. In the morning they "couldn't tell where one began and the other ended That's why they're so cuddly today. They're so physically close that it worried Frost's fiance at the time and she asked them to never share a bed again after she got married to Frost. The night before the wedding Frost wasn't allowed to see her anyway, so Pegg dropped by his house so they could share a bed one last time (Frost since got a divorce though). Pegg's wife has no objections to any of this. If it's important to her hubby, who is she to judge. Pegg recommend all male friends to try sharing a bed. If it turns out you want to fuck each other, great, you're going to have a lot of fun. If you don't want to fuck each other, well, then nothing happens anyway. (Side note: That's also why there's so many photos of Edgar Wright cuddling up to various guys. He learned that from Pegg and Frost. They created a cuddle monster that can't be stopped) Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are so wholesome

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Ass, Batman, and Bitch: #90DayFiance YOU [BLEEP] NINJA TURTLE PENGUIN BATMAN-ASS BITCH 9 lovejasonisaacs: Forget everything else. This is the funniest thing that has ever been said on ‘90 Day Fiancé’

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Blue, Fiance, and Irl: Red pill you have to marry the first person you ever fucked. Blue pill you have to marry the last person you fucked. You have to Pick a pill Guys meet my fiancé U/tentaclesquad What pill? Both me_irl

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Blue, Fiance, and Irl: Red pill you have to marry the first person you ever fucked. Blue pill you have to marry the last person you fucked. You have to Pick a pill Guys meet my fiancé U/tentaclesquad What pill? Both me_irl

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Dank, Memes, and Target: Red pill you have to marry the first person you ever fucked. Blue pill you have to marry the last person you fucked. You have to Pick a pill Guys meet my fiancé U/tentaclesquad What pill? Both me_irl by tentaclesquad MORE MEMES

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Cheating, Funny, and Fiance: FOUND OUT MY FIANCE WAS CHEATING BUT MYSECRETSANTA DELIVERD SOIVE GOT THAT GOING FOR ME WHICH IS NICE Delivered*

Delivered*

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Creepy, Life, and Memes: DID Y9U KN?W? @creepy.enemies The character Jimmy Darling in Freak Show was based on a man named Grady Stiles Jr. who was dubbed "lobster man" for being born with claw-like hands and feet. The real-life Grady was a well-known freak show performer who was convicted of killing his daughter's fiancé. What goes around comes around though since Grady suffered the same fate in 1992 (being murdered that is.) Wild - - creepyenemies creepy scary horror dead creepyfacts didyouknow funfact ahs americanhorrorstory evanpeters jessicalange

Wild - - creepyenemies creepy scary horror dead creepyfacts didyouknow funfact ahs americanhorrorstory evanpeters jessicalange

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Fucking, Love, and Pregnant: 5 miles away monogamist, engaged and pregnant. Madly in love with my fiancé. His dick is fucking giant and he loves me. Seriously though, man woman or child do yourself a favor and fuck off before trying to hit me up. Why are you on Tinder then?

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Dad, Fuck You, and Relationships: e fuck you im a prophet @emmjolras r/relationships: I [20F] am about to marry my fiancé [20M] and i want to invite my dad [40M] [40M] [40M] but i can't tell my mom [40OF] and also I don't know which one is my real dad? 1:44 PM Jul 25, 2018 7.6K Retweets 25K Likes

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Fiance, Justice, and The Middle: Samantha Matt @SamanthaMatt1 can you imagine being forced to go camping with your fiance and his twin daughters you just found out both existed and then having them push you into the water on a raft in the middle of the night while you're sleeping? meredith blake was not angry enough as far as i'm concerned Justice for Meredith Blake must be served. (@samanthamatt1)

Justice for Meredith Blake must be served. (@samanthamatt1)

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Memes, True, and Twitter: Samantha Matt @SamanthaMatt1 can you imagine being forced to go camping with your fiance and his twin daughters you just found out both existed and then having them push you into the water on a raft in the middle of the night while you're sleeping? meredith blake was not angry enough as far as i'm concerned wait this is actually so true!!!!! (@samanthamatt1 on Twitter)

wait this is actually so true!!!!! (@samanthamatt1 on Twitter)

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Memes, Paris Hilton, and Fiance: PARIS HILTON & CHRIS ZYLKA SPLITSVILLE ENGAGEMENT'SOFF!! Paris Hilton will NOT be walking down the aisle as planned, she's broken up with her latest fiance, Chris Zylka 💔 parishilton tmz breakup

Paris Hilton will NOT be walking down the aisle as planned, she's broken up with her latest fiance, Chris Zylka 💔 parishilton tmz breakup

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Blacked, Fiance, and House: Samantha Matt @SamanthaMatt1 can you imagine being forced to go camping with your fiance and his twin daughters you just found out both existed and then having them push you into the water on a raft in the middle of the night while you're sleeping? meredith blake was not angry enough as far as i'm concerned Honestly at 26 years old I would’ve been blacked out before we even left the house. @samanthamatt1

Honestly at 26 years old I would’ve been blacked out before we even left the house. @samanthamatt1

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Being Alone, Click, and Love: "Even though I feel grief that I cannot describe, I still have to smile for you." ❤️😢The words of a woman whose fiancé was on a flight home for their wedding when it crashed into the sea. Click the link in our bio to read the full story of Intan Syari and Rio Nanda Pratama, who were due to get married on 11 November. Mr Pratama was on the Lion Air flight from Jakarta to Pangkal Pinang, which crashed on October 29th. There were no survivors. Ms Sayari said that before he'd left for the flight, Mr Pratama had joked that should he not return in time she should take the pictures and send them to him. So she went ahead with her wedding pictures alone, in his memory. love grief bride lovedones Indonesia bbcnews 📸: Intansyariii

"Even though I feel grief that I cannot describe, I still have to smile for you." ❤️😢The words of a woman whose fiancé was on a flight home ...

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Fiance, Good, and English: vangoghsdaughter: quidditching: Let me bring you a thing back blond- male blonde-female . brunet-male or female e brunette-female .fiancé male e fiancée-female Good day. I did not know this. things that should be taught in english lessons but aren't. welcome to the basics of stealing from French French words in English

French words in English

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Fiance, Com, and Last Night: I LEFT MY FIANCE LAST NIGHT IFEEL MORE RELIEVED THAN ANYTHING ELSE imgflip.com Like a weight off my shoulders

Like a weight off my shoulders

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Best Friend, Crying, and Not Crying: Flew my best friend out to Paris for a getaway trip, and she left as my fiancé. i’m not crying you’re crying

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Definitely, Fucking, and Life: wigglyflippingout so last night my nightmare was that i was doing adult stuff writing checks, and in the part of the check where you say the amount of money in words, i wrote fifty dollars fucking exactly", and then spent the rest of the nightmare stressing about whether the bank takes checks with cussing in them or not wigglyflippingout the next time i see @loononthepond in real life i am handing her a check for "two dollars fucking exactly" and we will report back with results gallusrostromegalus Fiance worked at a bank and says they definitely took checks with swearing as long as they could read the "Fifty Dollars" pant He once had someone hand him a check for "seventy-six dollars and twelve cents, I hope you choke on it asshole" with an additional "travel expenses, to hell" in the "for" section. lynati That is useful to know. Source: wigglyflippingout 38,360 notes

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Life, Memes, and Fiance: LOVING LIFEJ Loving Life Photography via Storyful Jessica Padgett, of Indiana, paid tribute to her late fiance with a photoshoot on what would have been their wedding day. Kendall Murphy was a volunteer firefighter who was killed by a drunken driver while he was helping a car crash victim in November 2017.

Jessica Padgett, of Indiana, paid tribute to her late fiance with a photoshoot on what would have been their wedding day. Kendall Murphy was...

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Jealous, Love, and Fiance: Jealousy jalousie7jealousy "A sentiment which is born in love uced by the fear that the loved peon someone else" (Littré), and l. The jealous man in the novel is not w e Schmidt, Frederika's fiancé, the

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Children, Diss, and Drake: KANYE WEST@kanyewest 5h Sending good energy and love to Drake and family and crew I haven't seen the show in person but the images look incredible online l understand where the confusion started KANYE WEST @kanyewest 5h Let me start by apologizing for stepping on your release date in the first place We were building a bond and working on music together including squashing the issues with Cudi at our office KANYE WEST @kanyewest 5h When I put the dates up I was a bit ramped up doing 25 tweets a day TMZ happened shortly after I have to hop on the plane now... will type more when l land KANYE WEST@kanyewest 4h plane taxiing for take off... because we spoke about doing Lift Yourself together I should have given you the opportunity for us to do this together before l released it KANYE WEST @kanyewest 4h since we were building as friends and brothers I should have spoken to Pusha about the Quentin Miller bar. There should have been no songs with my involvement that had any negative energy towards you KANYE WEST @kanyewest 4h | never listened to either diss track that followed but I did hear quotes from both songs after they were released KANYE WEST @kanyewest 4h I did not have any conversations about your child with Pusha. I don't play with the idea of people's children after I spoke to Wiz a few years earlier. KANYE WEST @kanyewest 4h I understand Pusha's issues as a man if someone mentions your fiancé men go mask off. l've done the same myself at times. I love you and I love Pusha and we all have an admiration for each other's craft. KANYE WEST@kanyewest 4h This is all Jedi level. I will be coming to your show within the next seven days to give love and be inspired by the art you have created. Kanye West issued an apology to Drake and says “I did not have any conversations about your child with Pusha”...thoughts? 👀🤔 @KanyeWest @Drake https://t.co/1vWrgJxghr

Kanye West issued an apology to Drake and says “I did not have any conversations about your child with Pusha”...thoughts? 👀🤔 @KanyeWest @Dra...

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Friends, Funny, and Gif: SOULMATE? sherlockedkitsune: sakota-blogs: dailypsychologyfacts: spookyspatulaa: funny-or-no: dailypsychologyfacts: 5 Signs You Have Found Your Soulmate | Psych2Go X Christian V. I think the biggest sign that someone found their soulmate is that the two people get along like best friends. I FOUND ME SOULMATE how do i ask her out How To Ask Someone Out | Yours Truly: psych2go ;) I found my soulmate and I am lucky enough that he is also my fiancé!! @aristrionix I found my soulmate in you, darling, love you! 3

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Dumb, Rude, and Fiance: Cocoa Mama @SeauxCocoa Shes in for a rude awakening ManSitChoAzzDown @AngryMa. Woman cancels wedding after discovering fiancé watches porn thesun.co.uk/fabulous/70651 #WTFNews 9 8/24/18, 2:04 PM Never heard something so dumb

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Dumb, Rude, and Fiance: Cocoa Mama @SeauxCocoa Shes in for a rude awakening ManSitChoAzzDown @AngryMa. Woman cancels wedding after discovering fiancé watches porn thesun.co.uk/fabulous/70651 #WTFNews 9 8/24/18, 2:04 PM Never heard something so dumb

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Dank, Dumb, and Memes: Cocoa Mama @SeauxCocoa Shes in for a rude awakening ManSitChoAzzDown @AngryMa. Woman cancels wedding after discovering fiancé watches porn thesun.co.uk/fabulous/70651 #WTFNews 9 8/24/18, 2:04 PM Never heard something so dumb by studentloansandciroc MORE MEMES

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Click, Target, and Tumblr: noeybodys KEITH' MULLET' THE YEAH L kNoWTHE PAIN WHAT Do OF YOUR BorFRIEND HAVING You MEAN TERAIBLE HAIR ADAM Look KEITH Is NOT MY BOrFRIENDI CooL HAI b) BONG KILL LISTK TAKA SHIKE IT found foll Made fiance fuek off to spave to paue oP Coptional) MATT HOLT didnt s+op noeybodys AK 0, you fucked off to space when I specifically told you not to, got kidnapped by aliens, lost an arm (multiple)-got involved in a 10,000 year old space war, adopted'3 moreteens, had L"'your consciousness transplanted from the infinity of voltron's inner quintessence into the dead body of an evil yourself" as well, as, you know, actually literay died Your Words IMPORTANT noeybodys noeybodys: Adam Doodleclick for caption

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Ass, Drunk, and Gif: Jaguar Paw @BIG_Raad My groomsmen at my bachelor party: nigga yo fiancé at the door! My drunk ass because l called her and I'm tryna smash GIF 8/8/18, 4:11 AM 11.7K Retweets 35.1K Likes When you’re drunk and horny but still faithful.

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Ass, Drunk, and Gif: Jaguar Paw @BIG_Raad My groomsmen at my bachelor party: nigga yo fiancé at the door! My drunk ass because l called her and I'm tryna smash GIF 8/8/18, 4:11 AM 11.7K Retweets 35.1K Likes When you’re drunk and horny but still faithful.

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Ass, Dank, and Drunk: Jaguar Paw @BIG_Raad My groomsmen at my bachelor party: nigga yo fiancé at the door! My drunk ass because l called her and I'm tryna smash GIF 8/8/18, 4:11 AM 11.7K Retweets 35.1K Likes When you’re drunk and horny but still faithful. by ThickCapital MORE MEMES

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Memes, Fiance, and Boy: You have a one night Stand with her, a few days later your boy introduce her as his finace.Do you tell him or what? 🤔 *** fiance

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Ariel, Bad, and Bitch: 4G 21:39 rueplumet i love prince eric. from the little mermaid. he's hilarious. because he seems like one of the most mild-mannered and unassuming princes in the disney canon, but he is also one of the few to actively kill the bad guy. most disney villains die by consequence of the final battle but are not directly killed by the hero/ heroine. most of them fall to their deaths or cause their own demise, and sometimes the hero is indirectly responsible because they ll launch them into that direction or something, but they still don't bring knife to heart directly but then a couple do. and prince eric is my fave out of those few because up until the final act, he is the most chill motherfucker u ever seen. like he is quick to spring to action during the storm scene n stuff, but otherwise? he's really quiet n sensitive and runs along the beach playing the flute for his big shaggy dog n he smiles like a lil nerd and gets all cute around ariel and he's so sweet n everything AND THEN IN THE FINAL BATTLE THAT MOTHERFUC KER STRAIGHT UP DRIVES A SHIP THROUGH URSULA LIKE WH ONE IS TRYIN TO LAY SIEGE TO HIS KINGDOM!! ALL THE NEIGHBOURS ARE LIKE "HOLY SHIT DON'T GO THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST! HE'LL STRAIGHT UP AT!!!! NO WONDER NO 17 4G 21:39 THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST! HE'LL STRAIGHT UP DRIVE A BOAT THROUGH YOUR BITCH!" i love him lainybunbuns At the beginning of the movie Prince Eric, without hesitation, jumps into the ocean, in the middle of a storm, and climbs onto a ship that's on fire, all to rescue his dog Then when he's convinced some mystery woman saved him, he starts looking for her just to thank her. On his way, he meets some mute naked teenage girl who can't even walk or dress herself, confirms that she's not the girl he's looking for, then brings her to stay at his castle anyway, for no particular reason No one questions this, just like they don't question when he shows up three days later with a mysterious woman one morning and says he's getting married that same day. At said wedding, several witnesses see his fiance turn into a sea monster, which he then murders by piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of the ocean straight into her. A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings Again, no one questions this 17 4G 21:39 piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of the ocean straight into her. A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings Again, no one questions this I'm convinced that Eric had to have done some crazy in sane stunts on a regular basis, cause despite him being so chill and relaxed normally, no one bats an eyelash at any of his ridiculous decisions or incredible feats during the course of the film. Clearly they're all used to it, and rumours of him marrying an ocean princess would only dissuade potential enemies of his country even further. a-kent a common conversation around the kingdom "Did you hear what Prince Eric did this morning?" "Oh gods, not again. jumpingjacktrash prince eric is a retired epic level player character Fuente: rrueplumet 115,535 notas 17 "...what the hell are you up to now, Eric?" "Y'know, the ush."

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Laundry, Fiance, and Happy: Some days I'm happy, but some days l need to turn on TLC and watch a lady eat laundry detergent to feel better about myseltf. Slash Teen Mom & maybe a little 90 day fiancé drams I’m feeling real low

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Fucking, Best, and Book: il Write a message. My fiance and I have owned a bookstore for almost 3 months. Best moment ever right here.

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Memes, Petty, and Fiance: Woman calls the cops on her daughters father f HD Was he wrong for letting his fianc'e to do his daughter's hair or is she being petty??

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Love, Target, and Texting: 10:36 PM I just learned that men have milk glands and can breast feed if their nipples are sucked on for a few weeks So when we have a kid, you're pitching in, milk boy racingbarakarts: True love is texting your fiancé this at 10:36pm

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Fiance, Thought, and Dog: I thought someone was tailgating me but it was just my fiance trying to wave to our dog

I thought someone was tailgating me but it was just my fiance trying to wave to our dog

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Af, Lol, and Memes: I live in China and when I met my girlfriend she wanted an English name (as many people do have when they learn English over here) So I named her Evie (mostly because I liked the name and she liked it as well, little does she know it's also my favorite Pokémon spelled differently) permalink source embed save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments What did she evolve into permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments My fiancé lol permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments This is wholesome af permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply positive-memes: He Chose Her!

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Af, Lol, and Pokemon: I live in China and when I met my girlfriend she wanted an English name (as many people do have when they learn English over here) So I named her Evie (mostly because I liked the name and she liked it as well, little does she know it's also my favorite Pokémon spelled differently) permalink source embed save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments What did she evolve into permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments My fiancé lol permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments This is wholesome af permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply He Chose Her!

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Af, Lol, and Pokemon: I live in China and when I met my girlfriend she wanted an English name (as many people do have when they learn English over here) So I named her Evie (mostly because I liked the name and she liked it as well, little does she know it's also my favorite Pokémon spelled differently) permalink source embed save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments What did she evolve into permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments My fiancé lol permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments This is wholesome af permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply He Chose Her! via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2LWcG8k">https://ift.tt/2LWcG8k</a>

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