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Apple, Bless Up, and Drake: Three weeks ago she was at the pound - now she's transformed to Action Pup.! So u know how u get in the car and Apple Music just wil out and play whatever well on the way to the gym this mernin I hop in the whip on this cold a$$ 12 degree day and my speakers start blasting Miguel, Banana Clip. FAM! I don’t even remember downloading this album! But this joint HARD! 😂 I felt like Miguel lil 5 foot a$$ was next to me serenading me, singing in the passenger seat egging me on go hard at the gym! I was Iike wow this adorable lil munchkin go hard! And then it dawned on me 🤔...5 footers really be going the hardest! 🐛 Kevin Hart - 5 foot. Tom cruise - 5 foot. Shiggy the comedian who invented the drake Kiki dance (DRAaAaAaAake! 😂) - 5 foot. They out there ... ENTERTAINING. Ladies don’t shleep. I know most of u pretty tings got a 6-4 cutoff and I don’t blame y’all! But maybe what u need is a 5 footer who really gon do the most! Serenade u in the shower! Make u laugh! “Smash I’m not tryina hear that, my son in fifth grade already taller than that I can’t bring a man into my house who reach to my son’s chest” BB 👏 GIRL 👏 DO 👏 WHAT 👏 U 👏 FEEL 👏. And by the way, for all you men who only swipe right on short women may I ask you to consider finding yourself a tall drink of water in 2019. I used to talk to a volleyball player who was 6-1 and let me tell you fam she was a sight to behold. Legs so long you could slide down them h0es like a fire pole. Cheeks like beach balls. She was a whole lotta woman! A foot long sub for the price of a six inch famalam! I am telling you, you might not think it’s your thing but u might hecc around and fall in love. “But smash, I’m 5-11 which is really a lie I’m actually 5-7 and three quarter but I say I’m 5-11 - if she 6-1 then in heels she finna be 6-4 fam I’m gon look like her handsome middle school son.” Well bish embrace that! Find you a Mama! Maybe your mama was wiling out when you were growing up and u need a woman to HECC around and spank u. Maybe eem spike you! 🏐 Maybe that’s what you been missing all your life. “smash you really Wilding today.” INDEEDY! Smash simply raising this hypothesis for ya consideration lmao BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 2: @tatertot_thecorgi_)
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Car, This, and Like: This car looks like a pencil I had in fifth grade.

This car looks like a pencil I had in fifth grade.

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Chrome, Computers, and Facts: skyenet How Ponify ruined my life composition notebook, which they r supposed to see the notebooks; no one was.This rule edibly uptight about it. Everyy sort of suspected t workers would open a notebook, glance over its al confessions, but M ersonal f Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I'm in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don't have a , but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life 1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you've deactivated 2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponity (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a rousing snow ball fight" and the like. 3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer's chrome So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word everypony", my seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too nfuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud I just realized, however, that the line "as she the binding fall away in her was changed to "as she the binding fall away in her hoof". Madeleine had gone to burn a all away into her hoof-this n literally no one was supposed hinding because think about that The journal contained snipp And I just had to send this email: Hi Cathy, I'm worried the typos in my paper will be distracting and was hoping I could reprint them. In a very strange twist of events, the computer I printed it from in the computer lab had a chrome extension that replaces words in the browser with horse related words and I don't think I caught all of them Though this resulted in what I'm sure will be a hilarious story to share with my friends down the line, for now this is quite literally the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me since fifth grade. I would really appreciate it if I could redistribute a fixed copy on Monday. I won't edit anything else in the story, but I would really appreciate it if could fix this. Thank you Victoria And basically I'm ready for death how was your day Everyponys worst nightmare

Everyponys worst nightmare

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