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A Dream, Christmas, and Instagram: cacen so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule that all of our door staff must have names that start with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be- friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso- lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older than me and has a fiance. you know when someone is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan. now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now, add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper. that's Doorman Dan. since meeting him last year, I've discovered .he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called Junkie Jeff at 9AM .he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months while he was in the army, and was complet unaware they had broken up until he wishe happy Christmas and she responded with what the fuck Dan .accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for thirty-six hours .he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay, and instead of jumping in and fighting back he decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out and ran off .he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed inside any John Lewis shops .he is convinced the love of his life is not his fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII know when I meet him. .he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless they follow him his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be told." when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on the door and asked if they'd like a snack . .he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out being the only person on the dance floor without a drink when he's patrolling the bar I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him cacen BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!! zohbugg I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of Doorman Dan thecheshirecass I look forward to reading more about the loving, polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with Ned when they finally meet. fuckveahdiomedes What's the instagram for the rabbits, op? Source: cacen 114,993 notes The adventures of doorman dan
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America, Fire, and Head: S minutes ago I think that every classroom in America should have a fire extinguisher. Hear me out on my reason why When a school goes into lockdown, each classroom is pretty much a bunch of sitting ducks. If an attacker gets through the door, the teacher needs to engage them. Fighting back is all you can do at that point. Arming staff members opens up a huge can of worms and potentially more harm than good. But, what about fire extinguishers? What if, when a school went into lockdown, every teacher grabbed a fire extinguisher? If you're up against the wall next to the classroom's door, you should have a split second to make a first move. Pull. Aim. If he gets in, squeeze. The attacker is now engulfed in a cloud of white smoke. The white powder (potassiunm bicarbonate and CO2 mix) is now in his eyes ears and lungs. He can't see, and his oxygen has just been replaced with CO2 that is so cold his throat is being freezer burned. At some point, he's going to drop the weapon. If he's not going gone unconscious yet, hit him over the head as hard as you can with the extinguisher. You WILL knock him unconscious. Evacuate and let authorities take over Is this a foolproof method to stop the increasing numbers of attacks in our schools? No, but a freaking $30 fire extinguisher, which will cost even less when bought in bulk, is a start. If we can spend $720,000,000 in Iraq every day, I'm pretty sure we can put a fire extinguisher in every classroom in America it's less than $1 a student. That's a pretty cheap insurance policy, don't you think? (Please, feel free to share this) srsfunny:It’s Less Than $1 A Student

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America, Fire, and Head: S minutes ago I think that every classroom in America should have a fire extinguisher. Hear me out on my reason why When a school goes into lockdown, each classroom is pretty much a bunch of sitting ducks. If an attacker gets through the door, the teacher needs to engage them. Fighting back is all you can do at that point. Arming staff members opens up a huge can of worms and potentially more harm than good. But, what about fire extinguishers? What if, when a school went into lockdown, every teacher grabbed a fire extinguisher? If you're up against the wall next to the classroom's door, you should have a split second to make a first move. Pull. Aim. If he gets in, squeeze. The attacker is now engulfed in a cloud of white smoke. The white powder (potassiunm bicarbonate and CO2 mix) is now in his eyes ears and lungs. He can't see, and his oxygen has just been replaced with CO2 that is so cold his throat is being freezer burned. At some point, he's going to drop the weapon. If he's not going gone unconscious yet, hit him over the head as hard as you can with the extinguisher. You WILL knock him unconscious. Evacuate and let authorities take over Is this a foolproof method to stop the increasing numbers of attacks in our schools? No, but a freaking $30 fire extinguisher, which will cost even less when bought in bulk, is a start. If we can spend $720,000,000 in Iraq every day, I'm pretty sure we can put a fire extinguisher in every classroom in America it's less than $1 a student. That's a pretty cheap insurance policy, don't you think? (Please, feel free to share this) whitefox55: sixpenceee: Wow. Give the OP a medal or something.

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A Dream, Christmas, and Instagram: cacen so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule that all of our door staff must have names that start with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Darn now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso- lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older than me and has a fiance. you know when someone is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan. now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now, add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper that's Doorman Dan. since meeting him last year, I've discovered .he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called Junkie Jeff at 9AM he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months while he was in the army, and was complet unaware they had broken up until he wishe happy Christmas and she responded with what the fuck Dan .accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for thirty-six hours .he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay and instead of jumping in and fighting back he decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out and ran off .he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed inside any John Lewis shops .he is convinced the love of his life is not his fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII know when I meet him." .he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless they follow him .his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be .when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on the door and asked if they'd like a snack .he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out being the only person on the dance floor without a drink when he's patrolling the bar I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him cacen BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!! zohbugg I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of Doorman Dan thecheshirecass I look forward to reading more about the loving, polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with Ned when they finally meet. fuckyeahdiomedes What's the instagram for the rabbits, op? Source: cacen 114,993 notes Once upon a time there was a doorman named Dan
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Bad, Charlie, and Facebook: UK TO IMPRISON PEOPLE WHO VIEW'FAR- RIGHT PROPAGANDA' ONLINE FOR UP TO 15 YEARS F SHARE 26186 EMAIL g+ SHARE TWEET POLICE Joe Giddens/PA via AlP by CHARLIE NASH i 3 0t 2017 -174 People in the United Kingdom could face up to fifteen years in prison for repeatedly viewing "far-right propaganda" or "terrorist material" online, according to a report. <p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/171916784893/nunyabizni-klubbhead-proctain" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/171916693402/klubbhead-proctain-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/171916481538/proctain-lastsonlost-edgytrollchild" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://proctain.tumblr.com/post/171916185170/lastsonlost-edgytrollchild-yourunclejingo" class="tumblr_blog">proctain</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/171913085187/edgytrollchild-yourunclejingo-roumroum" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://edgytrollchild.tumblr.com/post/171912738830/yourunclejingo-roumroum-yourunclejingo" class="tumblr_blog">edgytrollchild</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yourunclejingo.tumblr.com/post/171911949574/roumroum-yourunclejingo" class="tumblr_blog">yourunclejingo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://roumroum.tumblr.com/post/171911833505/yourunclejingo-southparkconservative" class="tumblr_blog">roumroum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yourunclejingo.tumblr.com/post/171911766024/southparkconservative" class="tumblr_blog">yourunclejingo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://southparkconservative.tumblr.com/post/171911265404/strict-constitutionalist-gaylibertariansc" class="tumblr_blog">southparkconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://strict-constitutionalist.tumblr.com/post/171910361896/gaylibertariansc-rightsmarts-ukistan-when-12" class="tumblr_blog">strict-constitutionalist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://gaylibertariansc.tumblr.com/post/171908162805/rightsmarts-ukistan-when-12-muslims-rape-a-9yo" class="tumblr_blog">gaylibertariansc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://rightsmarts.tumblr.com/post/171727695570/ukistan-when-12-muslims-rape-a-9yo-girl-the" class="tumblr_blog">rightsmarts</a>:</p> <blockquote>UKistan: When 12 muslims rape a 9yo girl, the police arrest the girl’s parents for trying to stop them. Then you READ ABOUT 12 muslims raping a 9yo girl, YOU CAN GO TO PRISON FOR 15 YEARS.<br/><a href="https://www.facebook.com/RightSmartsConservativeNews"><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="150" data-orig-width="375" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a6a5206c30218e650983236d1ddbf1f2/tumblr_ow772kQn8b1vbx6yro1_400.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ad0219ca18b68be1c560151992a6fdd3/tumblr_inline_p6m7i3XAX91rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="150" data-orig-width="375" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a6a5206c30218e650983236d1ddbf1f2/tumblr_ow772kQn8b1vbx6yro1_400.jpg"/></figure></a> </blockquote> <p>Well I believe it’s official. Britain is lost.</p> </blockquote> <p>It was lost a long time ago, they’ve just stopped pretending now.</p> </blockquote> <p>^^^^^^</p> </blockquote> <p>I tried to make excuses for them for so long having lived there and having so much family and so many good memories but no matter how many people are still left, they are not making any noise and not fighting back. So I am out. Done with trying to explain the context of how their balls shrank up so much so fast. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I often think that, sometimes, i’m going to be in trouble for following some you…<br/>heckin alt right meanies</p> </blockquote> <p>There is literally every chance. More is the pity. </p> </blockquote> <p>I’d protest but I’m afraid I’d get a life sentence for hate speech </p> </blockquote> <p style="">GOOD GOD DAMN</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh look Britain needs to be reminded what freedom and freedom of speech is</p></blockquote> <p>I don’t wanna believe this</p></blockquote> <p>There’s a different thread with a bunch o sources on it. </p></blockquote> <p>Well now I want to cry</p></blockquote> <p>“Stop exaggerating about the UK it’s not that bad”</p>

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9/11, Africa, and Being Alone: now you kno! In 2002, Kenyan Masai tribespeople donated 14 cows to to the U.S to help with the aftermath of 9/11. nowyoukno.com thestoicgod: hutchj: thestoicgod: velocicrafter: markingatlightspeed: cyanwrites: iammyfather: evilelitest2: petitepenquin: mehofkirkwall: disputedthreshermaw: natrsrants: deadcatwithaflamethrower: jadedhavok: randomthingsthatilike123: gweatherwax: awesomonster: obese-starving-artist: the-treble: nowyoukno: Source for more facts on your dash follow NowYouKno That was super nice of them. And now I’m mad that nobody told us we were given cows. Cause that’s really f*cking nice and nobody mentioned it at all. American media tends to disregard that anyone donates to the US. And then Amurricans complain about money going abroad because “nobody helped the US in our disasters.” . Also, do you know how much a cow costs? O.O It isn’t just a matter of how much a cow costs, its a matter of considering that Masai life is based around their cattle. Its their wealth, their food, and a significant part of their religion. Here’s a quote from Wikipedia: “Traditional Maasai lifestyle centres around their cattle which constitute their primary source of food. The measure of a man’s wealth is in terms of cattle and children. A herd of 50 cattle is respectable, and the more children the better. A man who has plenty of one but not the other is considered to be poor.[37] A Maasai religious belief relates that God gave them all the cattle on earth, leading to the belief that rustling cattle from other tribes is a matter of taking back what is rightfully theirs, a practice that has become much less common.[38]” So its not just “they gave us 14 cows”, its that they gave us something that is very important and significant to them, it is more than just a kind gesture that definitely deserves to be known and its a genuine shame that more people don’t know about it. Wait, you guys DON’T KNOW that we offer help to the US when you have disasters??????? Shit, down here in Brazil we not only offered to send tracking units and doctors to help in 9/11 but we wanted to send a whole lot of donations to help with Katrina (we have experience with floods down here so we knew what kind of medicine to send to prevent outbreaks).  We alone had like 2 army airplanes full of medicine and non-perishables like baby formula, diapers, bottled water, mosquito nets and other stuff that’s needed to fight opportunistic diseases that hit flooded areas, enough to assist a good few thousand people at least, ready to go the day after it hit, but your government refused the donations.  The same thing happened to the Canadians and Europeans who offered help, the US embassies around the world told us all to give money to Red Cross. And so we did, we all gave hundreds of millions of dollars to them, and then this happened: Red Cross scandals tarnish relief efforts ‘Breathtaking’ Waste and Fraud in Hurricane Aid So please, don’t you go spreading misinformation and prejudice against the rest of the world, WE DID OFFER HELP AND ORGANIZED IT EVEN FASTER THAN BUSH DID, BUT Y’ALL REFUSED IT.  Oh wow I had no idea this happened it’s really not talked about in media at all wow this is something good to know about wow I’m so angry. I didn’t know that other countries tried to help after 9/11 or Katrina. Like, that’s something we, the people, should hear about and we don’t. Please don’t blame us for the shitty decisions our government makes. We don’t have as much control over our government as we would like to think and they keep a lot from us. Spread this shit.  After Katrina, Cuba donated several hundred blankets. Think about that. A country that is suffering economically due directly to the US embargo offered to help us when we needed it by sending what they could. And once again, it was refused. We have a government that is so self-righteous that we refuse to accept disaster aid in order to maintain this facade that we are the most generous nation on earth. Okay, Katrina thing.Only Texans really knows this? and even then it’s not wide spread.Mexico sent their army.They sent their army for relief efforts. Didn’t call ahead, they drove all the way to San Antonio with doctors and food and all sorts of supplies.When people actually got a call from them saying “Hey, we’re sending people up.”The people who answered said “What? We can’t…”“Too late, already there.”This was while the government was turning down help.So yeah, other countries send relief.Forest fires up in Washington last year? Firefighters from Australia came up to assist.Like… we don’t hear about this shit. At all. I can second the above with the fires.  Most the time, when people say “oh FEMA or something sent people right?” re: fires, its actually people from other countries showing up and kinda ignoring the government telling them to fuck off and staying on behalf of local departments because we REALLY need them.  If there’s a huge ass disaster, and the government is sitting there with a thumb up it’s ass, help is offered and most the time– shit, it gets there!But then the feds do something really fucking dirty.They insist they were the help, if it’s talked about at all.  They insist those people putting out fires were federal people, because to most people a fireman’s a fireman. The people handing out water and food, a relief worker is a relief worker. So on and so forth.  We had people come up when the fires were so bad a while ago– not the Australians, but i think there was like a German group of like 3 guys that flew themselves over? They came out of sheer “this is horrible and we’re helping” and my dad [local fire chief] had them working with our guys and the feds lost no time telling every news outlet that it was THEIR people doing all the fire knockdowns and structure work when these guys were running into buildings and grabbing people, pets, and people’s important documents because they knew papers were a pain in the ass to replace.  What you gotta understand is that our government is very intent on selling us and the rest of the world [as much as possible] the idea of a powerful and self reliant country. All our reporting on disasters, starts with the scaremongering and then moves to “but our people can handle it because we’re the best at handling things” and then they move on before the idea it’s out of control comes to mind. The average person outside of the disaster has no idea, if they have never been around such an event or met someone who regularly deals with these things, they will kinda probably nod along with that. Because we have no real scope on the scale and impact– by design. Our media intake is very controlled to slant everything to the “eh, we can handle it and everyone else out there– they need our help because they’re not so good at handling disasters like we are.”People who know better, reading international news, interacting with international social groups, looking outside their sphere of community– we know better but that kinda slant is really hard to break from because of that grip American media has on information.So, taking that knowledge, we further have restricted reporting on certain disasters because they’re considered unimportant. Hurricanes are considered important, earthquakes are only considered important if it wrecks something the government cares about or somewhere a couple million people live that they’ll upset the national money flow/they can throw money at someone to make the news care, floods are only important if it’s in a similar manner to earthquakes but since they occur annually they’re rarely reported on nationally, mudslides that kill people or leave hundreds homeless aren’t important to the government even through they happen constantly, wildfires that consume most of the nation/continent each year generally are unimportant until they consume a town or threaten a government interest/money flow location. Terrorist attacks are always important because people will talk about them. So, when we do get help for any of the above, it’s possible that most people may have no idea about what’s happened, let alone that help’s been sent. Or if people know something happened, the details are vague– the news don’t care to give the nitty gritty. You’ll know something happened and people are suffering and “gee, isn’t it good you’re not them” and then now the weather. So, yeah, basically no one really knows we get help. International response to Hurricane Katrina: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_response_to_Hurricane_Katrina  We got HELLA help, but nobody really talks about it American Media really fails regularly  Hurricane Sandy, Quebec sends power line crews down to assist in restoring power.  California gets rid of water bombers due to budget cuts, Canada sends theirs down to help fight wild fires. Amazing what living on the border and having outside TV News does to your information flow. After Katrina, Denmark offered to donate water purification units so people wouldn’t get sick from drinking contaminated water, but the offer was declined. A private Danish company built a mobile satellite phone booth and drove it around the poor neighbourhoods in Mississippi and Louisiana so people could call their families and insurance companies for free (apparently there was a deadline for reporting damages but people couldn’t call in because their mobile phones were dead and landlines were down). American propaganda is not a thing of the past, nor is it a new thing. It has been around forever, telling stories of exceptionalism and self-reliance while our government tries its hardest to refuse the help of others and offer its own to them, to try and force other nations onto their back foot and remain aggressively benevolent in international matters, so that it can lord that shit over them in negotiations and the media in general.I guarantee you America would have a less jingoistic, less xenophobic populace overall if this sort of information were actually reported to us. If we weren’t always fed the lie of helping the world without any gratitude or help in return. If the media didn’t present us as world police and instead as a part of the community, as other countries try hard to include us as, then maybe Americans would actually act like they’re part of a fucking community.But global citizens are hard to monger fear and distrust and xenophobia and nationalism with. They’re hard to control with propaganda and hate. They’re hard to keep ignorant and docile and saying “this is fine” while the empire burns.A lot of Americans wonder why our country is seen as a worldwide bully. Shit like that, my friends. Shit like that. Its hubris is seemingly limitless. C O M M E N T A R Y FYI: They left out the part where America’s rudeness kicked in and turned down the offer of the cows. The US government is really tryna kill its people. Someone offered water purification units and they were like “nah,” let those tricks get sick. @hutchj how about the U.S. passed a law recently making CBD, the non-psychoactive derivative of cannabis, illegal as a Schedule A drug, EVEN THOUGH IT HAS BEEN PROVEN TO REDUCE EPILEPTIC SEIZURES IN CHILDREN TO ZERO among a dozen other ailments having been reduced to nominal levels allowing ppl to function normally (ADHD, chronic pain, IBS, menstrual cramps, Alzheimer’s, etc). Doctors around the country (that Big Pharma can’t buy off) are fighting back for their patients’ well-being. 😡
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America, Children, and Friends: Patrick S. Tomlinson . @stealthygeek Follow You watched a generation grow up on a diet of Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Marvel movies, you stripped away their hope, their jobs, their futures, and then backed the most cartoonish super-villain in history for President, and you're shocked the children are fighting back? 9:30 PM 20 Feb 2018 5,374 Retweets 14,995 Likes 190 5.4K 15K Tweet your reply Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek Feb 20 Really? You followed the damned script to a T. You pumped up millions of kids, for two decades, to believe they and their friends could make a difference. Then you thrust them all into a dystopian nightmare of violence and persecution. And NOW you're shocked they're all Katniss? Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek Feb 20 Get them, children. Leave no one standing <p><a href="https://emmaubler.tumblr.com/post/171280103319/libertarirynn-ahahahahahaha-i-think" class="tumblr_blog">emmaubler</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171279736239/ahahahahahaha" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>AHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣</p></blockquote> <p>I think my eyes just rolled out of my head.  If you’ve really been brainwashed into believing that current year America is actually a “dystopian nightmare” on par with the Hunger Games and that you are somehow a hybrid of Tony Stark and Harry Potter, please seek help. </p></blockquote> <p>I cannot stop giggling. A grown person really wrote this? They really think a place where you can freely voice your hatred for the president is a “dystopian nightmare“? They really think all these kids are Katniss and Harry Potter? They really think this is a “rebellion“ instead of a bunch of teenagers whining on the Internet? “Get them, children. Leave no one standing.“ give me a fucking break. These kids couldn’t rebel their way out of a wet paper bag. Imagine thinking a bunch of people scared shitless of guns are going to be the leaders of a violent revolution 😂😂😂</p>
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Memes, Image, and All The: Shout out to all the people and communities fighting back against gentrification! ✊🏽✊🏿 . Image via @indigenous1492

Shout out to all the people and communities fighting back against gentrification! ✊🏽✊🏿 . Image via @indigenous1492

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Bad, Confederate Flag, and Facebook: Keegan Stephan @KeeganNYC The left just calls anyone who disagrees with them a nazi." odinsblog: Yes, these are real life Nazis, and NO, we aren’t going to defeat them with “love and tolerance” OTHER LIES you will be hearing from Nazi sympathizers: 1. you should respect a Nazi’s freedom of speech (NO—nobody owes respect to racists or Nazis and hate speech that incites violence is not protected under the 1st Amendment) 2. you’re no better or “the same” as them for fighting back (WRONG—this false equivalence would make the side who believes in genocide and enslavement “just as bad” as the side trying not to be the victims of genocide and enslavement) 3. hate breeds hate (NO—injustice, oppression, racism and generations of systematic discrimination is what breeds hate) 4. “both sides” are at fault (WRONG—this is another false equivalency that treats the aggressor, James Alex Fields, as innocently as the victim, Heather Heyer) 5. “Burning the Confederate flag or destroying Confederate monuments are acts of violence, just as bad as violence against people” (NO—that’s asinine and you’re an idiot if you believe that false equivalence, property ≠ people) 6. it’s just a “difference of opinions” and everyone has a right to their opinions (NO—dehumanization, anti-Blackness, antisemitism, Islamophobia, ablism and trans/homophobia are not harmless opinions; they are tools for systems of oppression, and NO, you do not have to blindly give respect to Nazis who are seeking to destroy others for being their innate selves) Many of these are obviously false equivalencies, but what they all have in common is they essentially tell you not to resist, and eternally turn the other cheek and “love” the people attacking or oppressing you It’s like this: Nazis support genocide. They actively support racism and racial discrimination. They literally believe in a “master race”. Their end goal is to either destroy or subjugate all non-white people. Nazis and white supremacists are a cancer to humanity. If you discovered that you had cancer, you wouldn’t try to love or tolerate it or anything else—you would immediately begin doing everything in your power to eradicate it. There is no such thing as having an acceptable amount of cancer. Nazis and white supremacists need to be treated like the cancer they are And please pay close attention to anyone who uses vague “both sides” language to avoid assigning blame to anyone, or worse, ask you to “try to understand” the Nazis’ side, as if the only two sides aren’t right vs. the side the Nazis are on: evil
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Asian, Crying, and Definitely: riots punch racists <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/164156592537/klubbhead-anti-sjw-movement-cisnowflake" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/160824168208/anti-sjw-movement-cisnowflake" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://anti-sjw-movement.tumblr.com/post/160822414121/cisnowflake-bordstein-prinzessin-start-riots" class="tumblr_blog">anti-sjw-movement</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/160821306556/bordstein-prinzessin-start-riots-punch" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bordstein-prinzessin.tumblr.com/post/159520788637/start-riots-punch-racists" class="tumblr_blog">bordstein-prinzessin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>start riots &amp; punch racists</p></blockquote> <p>I think you mean destroy innocent people’s property and violently attack anyone you politically disagree with. Then when people start fighting back call them all fascists and racists while you run away crying. Did I get it about right?</p> </blockquote> <p>👌🏻 spot on. Also set all the bins on fire and smash windows otherwise you’re not doing it right. And never forget to block traffic.</p> </blockquote> <p>Don’t forget to feel morally superior at all times while committing all these atrocities.</p> <p><br/>Oh! And your parents are picking you up at 7pm and no later.</p> </blockquote> <p>Get shot by Asian store owners who are tired of the bullshit.</p></blockquote> <p>If your goal as an &ldquo;anti-fascist&rdquo; is literally to *start* riots, you definitely went wrong somewhere.</p>
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