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Beautiful, Drinking, and Drunk: Does his laughter warm your body from the inside out? He knows that when you say two scoops you really mean three, right? Do you dance in his living room while drinking cheap wine? I hope so, and I hope you're both drunk and terrible and laughing so hard you cry Does he tell you how beautiful you are, and if yes, does he say it when the morning light falls upon your face? More importantly, when he tells you, do you believe him? Can you cry in front of him? I hope you can, that means you trust him. When it's pouring rain does he know that if your hair is curled or your eyes are sad that means he should get the car and bring it to you? When he asks what you want for dinner and you say you aren't hungry, does he ask if you've eaten today? And when you say you had breakfast, I hope he knows you don't eat breakfast, and makes you a bowl of rice, because that's your favorite comfort food. Does he kiss you good morning? Good night? Just because? Do you know he likes his coffee black? Unless he wants it cooled, then he will probably want some milk in it, but not too much. Do you know when he prefers tea to coffee? I never quite figured that out with your father, so if you have, you're a better woman than I. Have you figured out where he's ticklish? Don't let him convince you he's not, I promise you he is. Have you frustrated the hell out of him yet? You will, oh you will, but it's how you two come out of it that matters. And when he said he loved you for the very first time, did you respond by asking if he's afraid of heights? I hope with my entire soul that he said yes because that means, despite his fear, he fell for you. Now, darling, you tell me, is he the one?"
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Fresh, God, and Life: Hey 20h I want to buy your black panties you're wearing today off you. How much do you want and can you get them in the mail today later this afternoon after they've been on you all day? 19h Sorry I'm not selling 19h I didn't figure u were a seller. I just figured you would be okay with letting me buy your panties off you and didn't think you'd be greedy. Sorry for even asking. 19h It's okay you asked. I just think selling panties is a lot of trouble for the reward 19h Well to you that may be the case but to me getting them was more important than you'll ever know but I don't expect you to understand because you'd have to be me. 19h I'd like to understand what you like in buying panties. I'm genuinely curious 18h It's something I take extremely personal and I'm extremely picky when it comes to who's panties I desire having after they've worn them. It's something I've always had and the desire will eat me up inside if I'm not able to have them or yours in this case after you've been in them today while you were working. 18h And what do you do with them? 18h I enjoy every trace of you from out of them by sniffing and licking everything clean from them. 17h Please let me buy your panties you're wearing today. I sincerely asked you because I need them. I know you're not a seller but could you please be understanding how extremely important getting yours you're wearing today off you is to me. 17h I understand but it's really impossible for me to mail them 17h How is it impossible for you to mail me them? I don't get it |. 16h If you're not wanting to mail me them it is what it is. Just please don't treat me like I'm a joke or idiot by telling me it's impossible for you to mail me your panties. It wasn't impossible for any of the other women who's panties I desired and bought off them. 15h Because I can't go to the mail tonight 15h I'm moving in three days and I'm so busy 15h I can't tonight, don't you understand I already have plans and things to do? Wow. - 15h Go tomorrow that's perfectly fine. Just please seal them up in a Ziploc bag really good soon as you take them off tonight so they stay fresh for me till you mail them off to me tomorrow. 15h Please do this for me. It doesn't take much time to go mail them to me at the post office. Less than 5 minutes max. I need to have them in my life. Please be understanding. 15h I'm not saying mail them tonight. I'm saying mail them tomorrow. 15h I can't tomorrow I'm moving and I have a huge To-do list, I won't take 30 minutes to go to the mail office (how can you say it's only 5 minutes, you don't know if I have a mail office close) 15h Unbelievable! Why do I even bother trying to stress how extremely important they are or how badly I need them. Clearly I'm a joke that you're bullshitting. 15h Ok then. If you think so. 14h I know so! I'm sorry for asking to buy the panties you're wearing and for not being good enough or worth having them in your eyes. 14h And now you try to shame me. Congrats. I. 14h Yeah, with how highly I thought of you and having nothing but the best intentions for that could not be any further from the truth. 14h I'm not giving up on getting your panties. I'm sorry getting them means too much to me. .11h I'm sorry for earlier. I was upset by the thought of not getting your panties and it got the worst of me so I want to apologize. I'll wait however long it takes and pay you whatever you want for them because I want you to be happy with what you get too. Just please let me buy your panties. They mean so much to me. 10h You've really upset me 10h I know believe me I'm really stressed over this because getting your panties means so much to me. I know you don't get it but what I'm telling you is the genuine honest truth. I wouldn't lie about something like this. Please forgive me for letting my fear of not getting them get the worst of me. I'm so sorry. I just hope to God you will please let me buy your underwear 7h God I really hope to hear back from you. I can not stop thinking about this and you. I receive this kind of offer all the time when posting nudes on Reddit and I'm usually not bothered nor judgey, but this guy went a bit too far...
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How To, Quite, and How: My derp hasn’t quite figured out how to use her new bed...

My derp hasn’t quite figured out how to use her new bed...

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Puppy, One, and Picture: MEPSPH Pupper bout to turn one. Figured I might share a puppy picture

Pupper bout to turn one. Figured I might share a puppy picture

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App, What, and What App: Waheey finally figured out what app this was!!

Waheey finally figured out what app this was!!

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House, How To, and How: Finally figured out how to turn the lights on at my sister’s house

Finally figured out how to turn the lights on at my sister’s house

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Appreciate, You, and Piece: I figured you guys would appreciate my newest piece!

I figured you guys would appreciate my newest piece!

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Dude, Fucking, and Instagram: 11:27 I figured you were talking to that guy because you snitch on yourself on IG and you used to especially when I first got your number. If you're cool with dude then why are you playing texting me when dude was taking you places and giving you time and attention. Don't u this but I have to p thanks because you wasted my time. I knew there was a discannect because you are on a gentrified neighborhood, cornball, white washed, no type of real inclusion unless ayactly with what everyone else is doing shit. You claim guys do you wrong and all of throw some bait at vou yesterday when I tried to smooth thinqs out and you did to happen. You fucking flipped t because you needed an easy way out of your embarrassing moment because it was awkward for you. You're wants to talk to a woman who plays games but wants no one else to play ma. I told you I was HO said the same, You're extra cap and super weird. Thanks for being another ane of those dpter white women who games like we are just a phase or same other gaofy shit. You made me feel like someone's hipsters usually da. Thanks a ton. Yes this is in response to vou unfallawing me and yea this is how I feel because while and I feel disrespected like I was just another black guy you can mess with and ocial circle like an accessory Been there done that Goodbye... iMessage My sister saw this guy twice and decided to unfollow him on Instagram after he creeped her out when he caught her talking to her ex. (She's into all types, btw)
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