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Anime, She, and You: The filling when she is sitting on you !!

The filling when she is sitting on you !!

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Being Alone, Creepy, and Lol: Honestly I totally buy it and lemme tell you why When I was 4 or maybe 5 (so 98-99ish) I was at a pharmacy with my mom. It Walgreens or rite aid or cvs stores with convenience store stuff too. Anyway, the line for the pharmacist long and boring and young ADHD me decided to go exploring gotta find the toy aisle. And wow I found it. One aisle was entirely FURBY just the whole damn aisle, like the stuff of nightmares or something like that. One of those drug was a was I'm standing there, kinda spooked because it feels like there's eyes on me but I furby at exactly eye level opens its eyes and asks me in that creepy garbled shit "WOULDU LIKE TO BE MY FRRIIEEEND?? can't tell what it is. Then one Now I'm a precocious young thing, and always keen to speak my mind, consequences be NO THANK YOU!! I WOULD NEVER BE YOUR FRIEND! YOU'RE CREEPY! And I swear on my mother the ENTIRE AISLE of furbies woke up, opened their eyes AT ME and groaned horibly, faces contorted in anger. e(Lol now I know that was mostly the ADHD) so I say My mom, at the commotion, plus I think realizing I had wandered off, comes and sees all the furbies with their angry faces on, takes me up and we leave without filling the prescription over Anyway that's probably one of the spookiest things to happen to me EVER so to read this post saying "you can totally use 98 Furbies for divination" does not surprise me at all but omg be careful?!? I think some of them are def not benevolent so anyway im like shaking in anger but im gonna say this as kindly as possible: furbies dont say that line. thats not a line they have in their programming. furbies faces dont contort in anger. 98s cant make facial expressions at all, just open their mouth and blink youre full of leave me alone, i as the op nor anyone else needs to hear your attempt at a creepy furby experience. anyway no need to 'be careful' with furbies bc theyre kind and sweet and literally just toys, but be careful with mx. 'i on people's interests' over here!! like to they're just little toy robots
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Batman, Love, and Saw: unpretty just saw someone ask whether batman or spiderman would win in a fight, as if batman would see a brightly-colored sassy acrobat and not immediately adopt him unpretty now, in fairness, peter parker has a history of seeing someone else in a costume and immediately throwing hands only to realize three pages later that there was literally no reason to do that, but it's not like misplaced aggression is disqualifying when it comes to suddenly acquiring a batdad thedacanary @batmanisagatewaydrug batmanisagatewaydrug Bruce, upon realizing that he's getting punched repeatedly by a flippy and talkative spider-child with 0 brain cells and a strong moral compass, immediately begins filling out mental adoption papers ms-demeanor Peter, catching the image of an adult dressed vaguely like an animal and standing in the shadows out of the comer of his eye, immediately backflips into a roundhouse kick while shouting "batter up! cipheramnesia Batman, internally: Unfortunately I love it indyexploits Bruce: This one has super strength and can literally dodge bullets. Clark: Bruce, put him back where he came from Peter: Please give me a dollar. I am very poor. allnewalldifferentwildspider Clark: I gave him a dollar Peter: He gave me a dollar. Clark: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar. Bruce: Well of course he's not gonna go away. If you gave him a dollar he's gonna assume you have more. Source: unpretty 75.313 notes The best Marvel/DC crossover

The best Marvel/DC crossover

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Fake, News, and Reddit: PoliticsEnthusiast 1 point just now Hey reddit, fact-loving person here. So I stumbled across this picture countless times over the past few hours, so I checked up on the authenticity of this claim. It turns out, that the Nestlé-CEO did not say, that water is not a human right. He said the following (direct quotation from this video): "I'm absolutely convinced, that the five liters of water that we need for hydration and the 25 liters of water that we need for minimum hygiene is a human right. And as a human right, it is a responsibility to assure the people, that they have access to this amount of water. This amount of water - of human right - accounts for 1.5% of the water that we are using as human beings. What I'm saying is, that the 98.5% of the water that we are misusing is not a human right. There is no human right for washing my car, there is no human right to filling my swimming pool, there is no human right to sprinkle my golf-courses - that's not a human right" So, reddit, I beg you: Concentrate your anger toward the problems that really need solving. For example, the President called for democratically elected Representatives to leave the country, the Earth is getting damaged - possibly irreversibly -by human carbon emmissions That said, I do not condone the company practices of Nestlé regarding their water policy - but that does not mean supporting fake news Be real, people Best regards Be real, people (link in comments)

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Smile, Daughter, and Cotton: Felt - 9Eur; Cotton filling - 6EUR; 2 buttons - 1.80EUR; Your daughter embracing an handmade Hobbes with this smile - Priceless

Felt - 9Eur; Cotton filling - 6EUR; 2 buttons - 1.80EUR; Your daughter embracing an handmade Hobbes with this smile - Priceless

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College, Life, and Regret: June 8 I can't tell you how many limits I've accepted that other people "gave me". They told me I wouldn't make 100k a year and that I needed to go to college to do something great. No more limits! So thank you to the haters and the people that tried to tell me how to live my life for so long. April 3. I'm not sure if you have heard but the company I work for just had the biggest expansion in company history. We are having a hard time filling several positions in customer service, sales, and leadership making $50k to $75k but no one wants to work these days. We have resumes but none are really working out. Since got this problem I was just wondering if you could keep your eyes out for any potential candidates that may be a good fit. Thanks in advance. we 3 Comments 2 Shares Like Share Comment V Where do you work again? American Income Life Write a comment... You've looked into a business opportunity that you like, but you're still just unsure... As I see it, you basically have 3 options: 1.You can look for another Job....You can work on your resume, put together your cover out and go through that entire rigorous process to potentially only find a similar employer offering similar work for a similar type of compensation letter, start sending it IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU, YOU CAN'T THEY RE SHOWING YOU THEIR LIMITS. NOT YOURS! 2.You could do absolutely nothing. You could stay with what your doing and accept that your current circumstances are as good as it's gonna get, and basically just suck it up 3.You could take a calculated chance and just go for it. You could muster up the courage you've always had but haven't been using and live a life of no regrets. Most people regret the chances they failed to take, NOT the chances they took that failed What's going to be easiest for you? There are two types of people in this world Those who leave their financial futures in the hands of their employers, and those who take full responsibility to build their own futures. aw ORDSWORTHBILLIONS Inbox me for more information. I thought this girl was with an actual life insurance company until she posted bottom left today. Went back and read her posts, Googled the company. Sure enough it's an MLM. At least they don't have to worry about actually delivering a product unless their clients die...
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Life, Money, and Yeah: 40% 18:15 X r/teenagers Posted by u/Corn_11.14 . 8h 1 S 6 How much is Belle Delphine making per bath? Other Ok so I have decided to calculate how much she is making for bath. I will be making assumptions but I must be accurate. First of all we need the average volume of a bathtub. The best average I was able to come up with was 45 gallons. Now how much water does the jar hold? Let's find out. The average female human hand size is 2.91 inches but they seem on the smaller size so I'm going with 2.5 inches(being exact is not totally necessary for this). The jar seems to be a bit bigger than the palm of her had decently so we're looking for a jar about 3 inches in diameter. The I was able to find was an 8.5 fl oz jar that seemed accurate to the picture and has a diameter of 3 1/4 inches. So we have our first good set of numbers -8.5 fl oz jar -45 gallons of water(5760 fl oz) Note: when I say fl oz I am referring to US fl oz We're not done yet though. We need the volume that Belle Delphine takes up. Using a human weight to volume calculator with Belle Delphine weighing 55kg she takes up 1841 fl oz. Now for our final calculations. If we take the total amount of water in the average bathtub and subtract the volume that Belle Delphine takes up we get a total of 3919 fl oz of water in the bathtub. Now we divide the amount by 8.5 to get the number of jars. We get 461 throwing out the remainder. Now we multiply that by 30$ per jar and.......13,830 USD per bath! Now if you don't mind I'm going to spend a few hours contemplating why I just spent and hour of my life trying to find out how much money Belle Delphine could make per bath and what my life has become. Edit: after reading some comments I decided to to some edits to my calculations. I'm assuming she will go full on Elon mush and maximize profits by filling the bathtub all the way. But it would only be at the brim if she was fully submerged which would only be brief. As for the net profit... The price of 480 glass jars(the closest I could get buying in bulk) is $259.20 USD. For a grand net total of 13,570.8. As where the price of the bath water per bath would be negligible but if your wondering it would add $1.76 per month if she took a bath every day. Edit2: oh yeah thanks for the silver(x2 now), why you would give it to this post I do not know but I'll take it t 8.6k 235 Share Add a comment This madlad worked out how much money belle delphine made each bath' s worth of water she sold
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Friends, Life, and Control: For all her life you were there for your little sister. It was your duty as a big brother, even if it wasn't to the standards of society. As a man, it was not your place to take care of her, but you tried. From feeding her, to keeping her clean, to relieving her. Good morning, Big Brother. Have you drank anything today? At first, it started when she started peeing from her penis. Over the last few years your sister had grown accustomed to using her vagina to pee, she never paid her dick much mind, other than the fact hers was three times bigger than yours despite you being twice as big in overall size. When she first started to piss with her cock, she had no control over it. She made a mess all over the floor, something you hated since you had to clean it up. And, you couldn't bear seeing your little sister cry from something so trivial. So, you took it upon yourself and became her toilet. For years whenever your sister needed to pee, you got on your knees, pulled out her massive girlcock and wrapped your lips around it. You hated it at first, but it was your duty as a brother to take care of your sister. No? That's good.I have your coffee ready, if you don't mind Oh. And I need something else from you. For some reason my penis hasn't gone down since I woke After a few weeks, your sister did get the hang of holding it in But that didn't stop her from asking for your help. In fact she held it in just for you, every chance she got. In the morning, the evening, and even in public in front of her friends. Every hot musky drop of piss she had went down your throat. And you slowly began to enjoy it. up. You stroke yourself off a lot. And when your done yours turns back to normal. So do the same for me. This morning was no different. Rather routine, really. You had just gotten out of bed, traces of urine occupying your tastebuds. When you came downstairs, your sister stood against the wall, her massive cock stroked away by her slow hand. a constant stream of girl-piss filling your favorite coffee mug. And you just watched. When she was done, she looked at you with her stoic expression, still stroking her cock slowly You can suck the rest of my piss out too. Not to kinkshame but WHAT THE FUCK
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