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Memes, Macbook, and Macbook Air: @cd einememez You ever nut so quick you be ashamed of yourself after? So you try to prove yourself by nutting to a pic of your dead grandpa to see how long it will take, but you nut even faster. Then you realize how much of a fucked up person you are and you make a meme page. And when you post a meme you only get 3 likes and 1 comment, and it just says: "Kys" So you quit your meme page and resort to cutting but you quicky realize it's for pussies. So you put the knife down and cry yourself to sleep but your anxiety and crippling depression keeps you awake at night. Then you have an existential crisis and realize life is just an endless cycle of death that cannot be stopped so you decide suicide is the only answer. But when you try to look up how to kill yourself on Google it gives you some random number so you throw your $800 MacBook Air at the wall in frustration and it shatters. So you stand there feeling like an idiot and a complete failure. You're so stupid you cant even figure out how to end your worthless existence. So instead of moping around, you decide to be productive, and go for a walk. But before you reach the door your Ex texts you and says she tested positive AIDS. Knowing you have AIDS, you decide to just take a bath to relax, and lock the door so you're not disturbed. But when you're taking a bath your 6 year old Siberian sex slave kicks the door down and finesses your cheeks. But you don't attempt to move because you have AIDS anyway. But yea can anyone relate? TTStorytime
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Digital Dash, Memes, and Pressure: HH NEW The 2018 Ford Mustang ls Here, With New Tech But No V6 Via @carthrottlenews - We’ve had a little time to get used to the sixth-gen Mustang’s new look thanks to a leak earlier today, but now Ford has given the refreshed pony its full reveal. - So, what’s new? Quite a lot, it turns out. For starters there’s the redesigned front end that’s already the talk of the Internet, plus the new hood scoops, rear light bars and rear wing. But the changes are more than skin deep, with Ford festooning the Mustang with a lot more tech than it had previously. - We’ve always found the Mustang’s suspension to be lacking finesse, but that’s now been addressed with β€˜MagnaRide’ adaptive dampers, available with the Performance Pack. Next up on the menu is the optional active exhaust, which will let you decide exactly how shouty the GT version’s 5.0-litre V8 is. - In the cabin meanwhile, you’ll find that the old physical dials are gone. They’re replaced with an all-new digital dash centred around 12-inch LCD screen. - In addition to the optional adaptive dampers, all models get new shock absorbers, a new cross-axis joint at the rear and new stabiliser bars. According to Ford, all that should β€œbring sharper response and handling.” - In terms of engine line-up, the big news is that the 3.7-litre V6 is no more. The range now consists of only the 2.3-litre Ecoboost and 5.0-litre V8 GT, with the latter engine receiving a few tweaks. It revs higher and is more powerful (although Ford hasn’t said by how much) thanks to a new high-pressure fuel injection system. - If you found the pre-facelift car’s colour pallette a little lacking, we have good news. The facelift brings the choice of more colours, plus 12 different wheel designs. Lovely. - Finally, the last big change for the Mustang is the new optional 10-speed automatic gearbox. It’s available on both the Ecoboost and GT, and comes with a set of steering wheel-mounted paddles. - The refreshed Mustang will be on sale in North America this autumn, arriving in Europe some time after.

Via @carthrottlenews - We’ve had a little time to get used to the sixth-gen Mustang’s new look thanks to a leak earlier today, but now Ford ...

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