“I’ve never had my butt fingered”
WHO ELSE HEARD THIS?!?! 💀 https://t.co/BrdC9ErkpL
meanplastic:I FORGOT BRITISH PPL CALL GIRLS BIRDS AND I WAS SUPREMELY DISTURBED
lolzandtrollz:Something You Probably Didn’t Know About The Princess Bride
London is maddest place
London is maddest place by bacardiandbenchpress
Interested in sculpture? Sure Lets go with that.
Okay. So me? ( @scouse_ma )
$426 I’m kinda shy 🙈
Personally, I have never read anything more relatable
The perfect analogy.
Stay woke my brothers (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
I can’t help it
just a lil pet peeve i’ve seen around artists !!! i hope this helps!! (note: i like using cartoon-y 4-fingered hands, but this a...
I’M AT LUNCH NOT TALKING TO THE PERSON I’M WITH, BUT INSTEAD LOOKING AT A FACEBOOK PHOTO OF THE LUNCH BELONGING TO A GIRL I HAVEN’T SEEN SIN...
The real story of dragons guarding princesses by Portsherry
I love this so much!!!!!
A convo between my friend and I. The initial "🤡" emoji has been replaced with the photoshopped image for visual stimulation. 🎈
seriously time to DUEL - Max textpost textposts
IT HURTS SO MUCH https://t.co/B9vBylOnjQ
The Hound doesn't give a fucj 😂😂 https://t.co/LgRfhH2eir
This is why I'm not "republican." I prefer TRUMPLICAN 🇺🇸 Trumplicans PresidentTrump MAGA TrumpTrain AmericaFirst
No Zuckerberg, I don't want to be friends with a girl I fingered at Jewish summer camp in 1998 that now has a kid named Hudson.
I AM NOT RAISING NO THOTS Follow my back-up @lmao.png
It's so weird that thanks to social media I know that a girl I fingered in 1998 tried coconut milk in her latte this morning for the first t...
A group of self-proclaimed paranormal researchers claim they have found a giant claw with belonging to an alien in caves in Peru. They belie...
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home alone and bored af for the weekend
By Leonard Cohen https://t.co/yC8eLlel4z