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Books, Driving, and Friends: Yestay Tke top banaas like you Whet's the date thent hun Im driving past Gatwick tonight, get ready x t Tinish in Smins perfect can't watt Let me know when and where to pick you up/meet 7 Today Gatwick airport south terminal 410 pm Be there or be suuare Please dont I'm the kind of person that would actually book a flight somewhere with a random person on tinder Lets doit Where we going Paris taly New York? Vour choice m game But Thave options so be quick Daling https://www.wowcher.co.uk deal/travel/12846246/mystery getaway-voucher?from 4699308 Sroot.metadata.title Sroot metadata.description www.wohet.cok Tm game No joke shall we actually do it Pls don't be shitting me d actually be up for it Yeah me too Do we get to dchoose when were going mno snake How do we booki Ate they legith I think you get to choose out of a couple of weekends, but Im not 100% Also if you get Ball or one of the really far away ones you go for a week Yeah they're legit One of my friends has done it and I've been so up for it ever since I heard about it One of us books then the other transfers the money? Can w.choose a date prety E0on Need a bit of sun in my life Haha yeah sure, cba with this rain You happy for me to book and then you transfer me? Yeu Im good with that) just can't do this weekend The holiday thati Pzoan we fly from Gatwick it we can choose The draw is on the 23rd, so we find out where we go then and book the flights and give all our details in then Will try and go from Gatwick for sure Fingers crossed it bai Fuck if we're going on holiday l have to go for a nin Get this sexy beach bod ready That would be ridiculous 0 Ok it's booked And shutup you already have a beach bod! Delived My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing he’s ever done..
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Creepy, Gif, and Lesbians: So, I know it's a standard Tinder question but I have to ask-are you a serial killer, and if so do you have reason for it? Only a serial killer would ask if serial killer. was Wednesday 8:28 PM Naw, I wouldn't be able to handle the hours. Unless you were looking for a colleague serial killer to bond with... I was going to say the latter but Wednesday 9:13 PM Hypotheticals it is then. If I you were a serial killer, what would be your M.O.? That you are a man. I'd want to be a siren. Ooooh, I like it, somehow you made that not creepy. I am impressed. Do Sirens work on lesbians as well? Aw damn. I have failed. Ummm, no. Idk. Maybe? Wednesday 9:44 PM This sounds like a slightly problematic writting prompt in a freshman creative writting class. You can still kill me if you want, especially the straight white kind. They are pretty underrepresented in the serial killer victim market That is the sweetest thing a complete stranger has ever said to me Ya, just put some sad music in your playlist...or set... or whatever sirens do. Haaa okay So on a scale of 1-5 how would you rate my creepiness? Wednesday 10:33 PM Either O or 10. I cant read non-verbal in text conversations. On a scale of 1-5. I am 98% enjoying the banter, but 1.5% of me is irrationally scared that I just invited you to murder me Wednesday 11:04 PM Do you think this conversation would hold up in court? No, but hopefully it will hold up on reddit Lol... Let me know what sub you decide to post this on I'm pretty sure if it gets enough Karma, it becomes a legal document and will hold up in court. Fingers crossed Type a message... GIF In the untimely event of my death…start here
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Desperate, Dick Pics, and Friends: eo0 Virgin 3:08 pm Hope YOU MATCHED WITH HOPE ON 1/11/17 Can't think of a pickup line but fingers crossed my failed modelling career will be enough to entice you for a few dates before we go our separate ways and forget about each other Yesterday 7:37 am You had me at failed modelling career. If drinks are involved in those dates I'm in We can awkwardly unmatch afterwards and pretend we're strangers when we match again Are you in? Yesterday 10:04 amm Drinks are a given, we'll need them to get past the awkward comment I make about us both having facial moles I'm in, but only if you make me pay and tell your friends you're just doing it for a free meal Yesterday 11:33 am I prefer the term 'beauty mark', you can buy me a drink while you think of a horrible pickup line about it Of course, but only if you tell all your friends I'm at least a 9 when you put a picture of me in the group chat Yesterday 12:53 pm Already done. This is all panning out perfectly, shall we say the 11th of November? Of course you have to flake on the first date to assert your superiority, and I'll let it slide cause I'm desperate to find somebody that will impress my mum Yesterday 5:52 pm That sounds perfect. I'll use my excuse of exams to reschedule last minute so I can start the psychological games And I'll let you use me to impress your mum only because it shows how respectful you are to her and women Yesterday 6:17 pm You're the best, I'd ask for your phone number to arrange this but I can't hold conversations so add me on snap instead - As you know I respect women so of course I won't ask for nudes or send unsolicited dick pics Sent Yesterday 9:46 pm Perfect, we'll arrange this through strategically taken selfies Okay that made me laugh. We'll discuss the nudes arrangement over drinks thern GIF lype a message Send She wanted a name pun
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Children, Definitely, and Do It Again: Neyo and His Wife, Crystal Smith, Are Expecting @balleralert Neyo and His Wife, Crystal Smith Are Expecting – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ New Baller Baby Alert! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ E! News has confirmed that singer NeYo and his wife, CrystalSmith, are expecting! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just 18 months after the two jumped the broom in L.A., the couple has announced that they are expecting their second child together. “We are so excited!” Smith told the publication. “This definitely wasn’t in the plan and we weren’t trying at all!” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The couple has yet to tell their other children, but they believe they will be very excited for a new sibling. “Maddie has asked a few times for a little since having SJ so fingers crossed,” the couple said of Ne-Yo’s daughter Madilyn Grace from his previous relationship. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The “So Sick” singer also has a son, Mason Evan, from a previous relationship, as well as his one-year-old son, Shaffer Chimere Smith Jr, he welcomed with Smith back in May of 2016. Although, the two have yet to find out the sex of their new ballerbaby, the gender will determine whether or not they will try for another bundle of joy in the future. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “If it’s a girl then the shop is closed but if it’s a boy then we have to do it again!” they said. “I’ve been dreaming of the same little girl since I was a little girl and we won’t stop until we get her!”

Neyo and His Wife, Crystal Smith Are Expecting – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ New Baller Baby Alert! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ E! News has con...

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Abraham Lincoln, Memes, and Music: Sice I'm Still Working on Bringing That Grammy To Nigeria The Congo a so crooner says he hasn't forgotten about his promise to "bring home Grammy What year will 9ice bring home the grammy he promised us in 2008? 🤔 Follow @KraksNews for more 😉 ----------------------------- We should still keep our fingers crossed for that Grammy award from 9ice as the singer revealed he hasn't forgotten the promise he made to us in his hit song, 'Street Credibility'. ----------------------------- 9ice (real name: Abolore Adigun) made this known in an interview with The Punch Newspaper; saying he has neither forgotten nor given up on his dream to "bring home Grammy". ----------------------------- "I am still working on bringing the Grammy to Nigeria. Abraham Lincoln tried several times before he became the President of the US while Buhari tried about four times before he became President. As long as I am still doing music, I can still get the Grammy, " 9ice said. ----------------------------- The singer also denied reports that he isn't on good terms with former Coded Tunes label mates, Olamide and Reminisce. ----------------------------- "There is no issue between myself, Olamide and Reminisce. The reason I was not at one of Olamide's concerts was because I was not in the country and that was the same reason I missed Reminisce album listening party." 9ice explained. "It is just that our schedules are tighter now." ----------------------------- Source: The Punch Newspaper, YNaija Kraksnews

What year will 9ice bring home the grammy he promised us in 2008? 🤔 Follow @KraksNews for more 😉 ----------------------------- We should sti...

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