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Af, Ass, and Baseball: it was her 16th birthday today... @DrSmashlove 0 Now from what I could tell, Montana allow 11 colored people into the state at any given time 😂. So far I done seen two Asians (who looked lost AF and low key a little scared 🤗), a Mexican, a Native American, and two black dudes. The black dudes was with slightly older white women and both of them was wearing baseball caps, so I couldn't see their scalp line...which could only mean one thing...They already got to em bruh 😞. I was briefly considering flashing my phone camera light in their face to cure the brothers but a motherfucker on vacation dammit I ain't ready to be the sequel 😂. Now among this sea of comely white women in this great state Bruh I realized a trend - they got cheeks like a motherfucker 😍. At first this confounded me - was it the genetic mix? Was it evolution? Was it dietary? Does elk meat give a woman a deliciously ample posterior? None of these theories satisfied me. But then I see how they live. See Bruh in Chicago a girl roll out of bed. Walk the two blocks to work. On the way, she cop a milky, sugary mixed coffee drink. She take the train to work. She get off work she meet friends for tacos and beer at a happy hour spot. She take a uber home. If she work out then she hit a gym but otherwise her movement is limited. NOT MONTANA WOMEN BRUH. These ladies get off work and they take they big ass dog for a run on a up-hill (up-mountain?) trail. They get attacked by a bear Bruh they punch him in the grill, wrestle his ass, throw him off a cliff. They fuck around and race a coyote. Go hang off a bald eagle and fly across a forest. U feel me? Grab a deer, slit its throat, butcher the meat, cook that shit over a fire, feed they dog fresh deer meat, take its hide for warmth. She get back home she like "ok time to watch Netflix." Montana women earthy AF bruh. In chune with Mother Nature herself. And all this strenuous physical leisurely activity work they ass out magnificently 🍑. Shout to the great state of Montana. Might be the whitest place I've ever been but this particular species of white ladies got fatties on them and I for one love it bless up 🍰😍😂😂😂
Af, Ass, and Baseball: it was her 16th birthday today...
 @DrSmashlove
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Now from what I could tell, Montana allow 11 colored people into the state at any given time 😂. So far I done seen two Asians (who looked lost AF and low key a little scared 🤗), a Mexican, a Native American, and two black dudes. The black dudes was with slightly older white women and both of them was wearing baseball caps, so I couldn't see their scalp line...which could only mean one thing...They already got to em bruh 😞. I was briefly considering flashing my phone camera light in their face to cure the brothers but a motherfucker on vacation dammit I ain't ready to be the sequel 😂. Now among this sea of comely white women in this great state Bruh I realized a trend - they got cheeks like a motherfucker 😍. At first this confounded me - was it the genetic mix? Was it evolution? Was it dietary? Does elk meat give a woman a deliciously ample posterior? None of these theories satisfied me. But then I see how they live. See Bruh in Chicago a girl roll out of bed. Walk the two blocks to work. On the way, she cop a milky, sugary mixed coffee drink. She take the train to work. She get off work she meet friends for tacos and beer at a happy hour spot. She take a uber home. If she work out then she hit a gym but otherwise her movement is limited. NOT MONTANA WOMEN BRUH. These ladies get off work and they take they big ass dog for a run on a up-hill (up-mountain?) trail. They get attacked by a bear Bruh they punch him in the grill, wrestle his ass, throw him off a cliff. They fuck around and race a coyote. Go hang off a bald eagle and fly across a forest. U feel me? Grab a deer, slit its throat, butcher the meat, cook that shit over a fire, feed they dog fresh deer meat, take its hide for warmth. She get back home she like "ok time to watch Netflix." Montana women earthy AF bruh. In chune with Mother Nature herself. And all this strenuous physical leisurely activity work they ass out magnificently 🍑. Shout to the great state of Montana. Might be the whitest place I've ever been but this particular species of white ladies got fatties on them and I for one love it bless up 🍰😍😂😂😂

Now from what I could tell, Montana allow 11 colored people into the state at any given time 😂. So far I done seen two Asians (who looked lo...