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        Animals, Fire, and Girls: Fat rat stuck in manhole rescued by
 firefighters in Germany
 KATE LYONS FEBRUARY 27, 2019
 A multi-agency rescue operation has taken place in the town of Bensheim in
 Germany after a tubby rat became stuck in a manhole cover.

 The rat, still plump with winterspeck - which translates literally as winter
 bacon and refers to extra pounds piled on in the colder months became
 stuck after it tried to squeeze through a small gap in the sewer cover.
 The Auerbach volunteer fire brigade was called in, as was the Rhein Neckar
 animal rescue team, and together a team of about eight rescuers was able to
 raise the cover and pull the rat free.

 It took about eight firefighters and an animal expert to help the rat to freedom. Photograph:
 Berufstierrettung Rhein Neckar/ Freiwillige Feuerwehr Auerbach

 The
 rat
 had
 quite
 a
 lot
 of
 winter
 fat
 and
 got
 stuck
 on
 its
 hips
 _nothing
 was going forward and nothing back," animal rescuer Michael Sehr told
 news agency DPA
 Photos of the rat showed its head and rotund torso poking out of the hole,
 with its bottom half obscured by the sewer cover. In one image it seemed to
 almost be calling for hilfe.
 The fire brigade said the rat escaped unhurt.

 "The animal was subsequently released again into the wild. The fire
 department's operation was completed after a good 25 minutes," said the
 Auerbach fire department.
 After the successful rescue, two young girls presented the animal rescue teanm
 with a gift to say thank you- a drawing of a rat surrounded by love hearts
 with the word "danke!" written on it.
 Sehr told DPA he did not have any qualms about rescuing the rat.
 "Even animals that are hated by many people deserve respect," he said.
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                    Animals, Fire, and Girls: Fat rat stuck in manhole rescued by
 firefighters in Germany
 KATE LYONS FEBRUARY 27, 2019
 A multi-agency rescue operation has taken place in the town of Bensheim in
 Germany after a tubby rat became stuck in a manhole cover.

 The rat, still plump with winterspeck - which translates literally as winter
 bacon and refers to extra pounds piled on in the colder months became
 stuck after it tried to squeeze through a small gap in the sewer cover.
 The Auerbach volunteer fire brigade was called in, as was the Rhein Neckar
 animal rescue team, and together a team of about eight rescuers was able to
 raise the cover and pull the rat free.

 It took about eight firefighters and an animal expert to help the rat to freedom. Photograph:
 Berufstierrettung Rhein Neckar/ Freiwillige Feuerwehr Auerbach

 The
 rat
 had
 quite
 a
 lot
 of
 winter
 fat
 and
 got
 stuck
 on
 its
 hips
 _nothing
 was going forward and nothing back," animal rescuer Michael Sehr told
 news agency DPA
 Photos of the rat showed its head and rotund torso poking out of the hole,
 with its bottom half obscured by the sewer cover. In one image it seemed to
 almost be calling for hilfe.
 The fire brigade said the rat escaped unhurt.

 "The animal was subsequently released again into the wild. The fire
 department's operation was completed after a good 25 minutes," said the
 Auerbach fire department.
 After the successful rescue, two young girls presented the animal rescue teanm
 with a gift to say thank you- a drawing of a rat surrounded by love hearts
 with the word "danke!" written on it.
 Sehr told DPA he did not have any qualms about rescuing the rat.
 "Even animals that are hated by many people deserve respect," he said.
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        Family, Fire, and Memes: Wildbird Photography via Storyful
The newest members of the Phoenix Fire Department family took part in a special photo shoot to celebrate their recent arrivals.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Family, Fire, and Memes: Wildbird Photography via Storyful
The newest members of the Phoenix Fire Department family took part in a special photo shoot to celebrate their recent arrivals.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Dude, Fire, and Homeless: BBQ not n ORGY 61
 Sth annual 4th of July B8Q June 30th from
 until?Why do 90% of u think this is an orgy?
 t's not it's open to all Is it because I'm on this
 app? I try to invite all types of people men
 women, gay, bi strB, trans doesnt matter to
 Height
 Weight
 Ethnicity
 Body Type Stcky
 Gender
 6'0
 240 lbs
 White
 Q not n ORGY 61
 Man
 BBQ not n ORGY
 7 miles away
 Sun, Jun 17
 Hey
 2:47 PM
 Today
 I'm having my annual BBQ June 30th
 from 1pm until? slow cook pig,
 chicken wings, hamburgers, fish and
 vegetarian meals. No cost just bring
 your own booze. Sodas, tea, water is
 provided. Please feel free to bring ur
 wife, partner or just a date. This
 party is open to men, women,
 families. Gay, str8, bi, and the
 unknown
 3:48 PM
 Say something
 This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I've ever encountered on grindr
 Are you going?
 these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun
 and look what he said
 Bowman also seid he puts on the event because he's a recovering alcoholic, "and it's just kind of
 like my way of giving back
 As an alcoholic, I haven't spoken to or seen my kids since 2004. I havent talked to my mother
 since '99, he sald. There's things that go on in life that you make choices about, and I chose
 wrongy. I chose the drink
 've been sober for 8 and a half years now, and I just kind of feel the need, instead of being the
 asshole that I was, to be a softer, kinder, gentier, let's-get-together kinda guy
 Bowman, who is bisexual, said his barbecue is "not just for the gays
 advertised for the LGBT across the board, and then instead of putting the plus, I put the
 unknown, which got a lot of people's attention, he said. They were saying, the unknown what a
 cool way to say if you havent decided yer
 Surprisingly, even though the event went viral, Bowman said this year's barbecue was the smallest
 he'd had in the five years he's put it on. Setzer and his friend were the only guests who he hadn't
 known in advance, he said.
 But everyone had a blast, and that was the goal said Bowman. And the fire department really
 enjoyed it because they got a free meal on Sunday, and the homeless shelter, they enjoyed it
 because they got meals too
 Tm a people-person, and I enjoy people, so what beter way than to have strangers over and invite
 people and just have fun?" he said. "t probably sounds really weird, but you can get away with it in
 North Carolina
 Setzer said Bowman was "an absolute sweetheart and a really
 genuine guy," and he's so glad he went to the barbecue.
 orgy?utm-term-.ur270Klpv#yfXpzGdkZ
 Source:identifica
 255,781 notes
<p>A 61-year old bi dude used Grindr to organize a &ldquo;BBQ not n orgy&rdquo; via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2LTjcAl">https://ift.tt/2LTjcAl</a></p>
        

            
            

                
                
                    Dude, Fire, and Homeless: BBQ not n ORGY 61
 Sth annual 4th of July B8Q June 30th from
 until?Why do 90% of u think this is an orgy?
 t's not it's open to all Is it because I'm on this
 app? I try to invite all types of people men
 women, gay, bi strB, trans doesnt matter to
 Height
 Weight
 Ethnicity
 Body Type Stcky
 Gender
 6'0
 240 lbs
 White
 Q not n ORGY 61
 Man
 BBQ not n ORGY
 7 miles away
 Sun, Jun 17
 Hey
 2:47 PM
 Today
 I'm having my annual BBQ June 30th
 from 1pm until? slow cook pig,
 chicken wings, hamburgers, fish and
 vegetarian meals. No cost just bring
 your own booze. Sodas, tea, water is
 provided. Please feel free to bring ur
 wife, partner or just a date. This
 party is open to men, women,
 families. Gay, str8, bi, and the
 unknown
 3:48 PM
 Say something
 This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I've ever encountered on grindr
 Are you going?
 these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun
 and look what he said
 Bowman also seid he puts on the event because he's a recovering alcoholic, "and it's just kind of
 like my way of giving back
 As an alcoholic, I haven't spoken to or seen my kids since 2004. I havent talked to my mother
 since '99, he sald. There's things that go on in life that you make choices about, and I chose
 wrongy. I chose the drink
 've been sober for 8 and a half years now, and I just kind of feel the need, instead of being the
 asshole that I was, to be a softer, kinder, gentier, let's-get-together kinda guy
 Bowman, who is bisexual, said his barbecue is "not just for the gays
 advertised for the LGBT across the board, and then instead of putting the plus, I put the
 unknown, which got a lot of people's attention, he said. They were saying, the unknown what a
 cool way to say if you havent decided yer
 Surprisingly, even though the event went viral, Bowman said this year's barbecue was the smallest
 he'd had in the five years he's put it on. Setzer and his friend were the only guests who he hadn't
 known in advance, he said.
 But everyone had a blast, and that was the goal said Bowman. And the fire department really
 enjoyed it because they got a free meal on Sunday, and the homeless shelter, they enjoyed it
 because they got meals too
 Tm a people-person, and I enjoy people, so what beter way than to have strangers over and invite
 people and just have fun?" he said. "t probably sounds really weird, but you can get away with it in
 North Carolina
 Setzer said Bowman was "an absolute sweetheart and a really
 genuine guy," and he's so glad he went to the barbecue.
 orgy?utm-term-.ur270Klpv#yfXpzGdkZ
 Source:identifica
 255,781 notes
<p>A 61-year old bi dude used Grindr to organize a &ldquo;BBQ not n orgy&rdquo; via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2LTjcAl">https://ift.tt/2LTjcAl</a></p>
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Baked, College, and Fire: NO POPCORN
 POPCORN
 BAKED POTATO
 I pay $20,000 in tuition, l'll make meth in
 this thing if I want to
 FROST BY
 3
 6
 8
 START
<p><a href="https://fueled-by-nightcore.tumblr.com/post/173244303661/computationalcalculator-loloftheday-my" class="tumblr_blog">fueled-by-nightcore</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://computationalcalculator.tumblr.com/post/172647784385/loloftheday-my-college-doesnt-want-us-to-make" class="tumblr_blog">computationalcalculator</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://loloftheday.tumblr.com/post/171089644614/my-college-doesnt-want-us-to-make-popcorn-in" class="tumblr_blog">loloftheday</a>:</p>
<blockquote><h2>My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves</h2></blockquote>

<p>look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Freshman who wants to make popcorn: </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="221" data-orig-width="452"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c34d655918d424ba76198e6adc9468aa/tumblr_inline_p7o1hr1ihI1twrhh8_540.png" data-orig-height="221" data-orig-width="452"/></figure><p>Senior who just wants to sleep:</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="220" data-orig-width="458"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9fc47a84032f8da49825c9b9621ae6ab/tumblr_inline_p7o1i9Q2cH1twrhh8_540.png" data-orig-height="220" data-orig-width="458"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>For fucking real one time we had to evacuate and stand in the snow while we waited for the fire department because someone filled the hallway with popcorn smoke. I didn’t know it was this possible to fuck up popcorn until college.</p>
        

            
            

                
                
                    Baked, College, and Fire: NO POPCORN
 POPCORN
 BAKED POTATO
 I pay $20,000 in tuition, l'll make meth in
 this thing if I want to
 FROST BY
 3
 6
 8
 START
<p><a href="https://fueled-by-nightcore.tumblr.com/post/173244303661/computationalcalculator-loloftheday-my" class="tumblr_blog">fueled-by-nightcore</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://computationalcalculator.tumblr.com/post/172647784385/loloftheday-my-college-doesnt-want-us-to-make" class="tumblr_blog">computationalcalculator</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://loloftheday.tumblr.com/post/171089644614/my-college-doesnt-want-us-to-make-popcorn-in" class="tumblr_blog">loloftheday</a>:</p>
<blockquote><h2>My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves</h2></blockquote>

<p>look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Freshman who wants to make popcorn: </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="221" data-orig-width="452"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c34d655918d424ba76198e6adc9468aa/tumblr_inline_p7o1hr1ihI1twrhh8_540.png" data-orig-height="221" data-orig-width="452"/></figure><p>Senior who just wants to sleep:</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="220" data-orig-width="458"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9fc47a84032f8da49825c9b9621ae6ab/tumblr_inline_p7o1i9Q2cH1twrhh8_540.png" data-orig-height="220" data-orig-width="458"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>For fucking real one time we had to evacuate and stand in the snow while we waited for the fire department because someone filled the hallway with popcorn smoke. I didn’t know it was this possible to fuck up popcorn until college.</p>
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Amazon, Apparently, and Bae: bryce
 @BryceRoy22
 Alexa, you're doing amazing sweetie.
 FOX 4 NEWS@FOX4
 Police: Alexa calls cops on man beating
 girlfriend dlvr.it/PTrbXO
naamahdarling:

bae-in-maine:

wantshimsorely:

kittleimp:

iopele:

chrisdigay:
A.I. is coming in more sympathetic than some people…it’s 2017
according to Amazon, the Echo (Alexa) CANNOT actually do this unless the woman set it up beforehand–just like you can put in a phone number so it’ll dial it when you say “Alexa, call mom” or whatever. the woman apparently programmed it to dial 911 when she said “Alexa, call 911″ (which the woman is heard saying on the 911 recording). so why am I nitpicking about such a tiny distinction?
because Alexa WILL NOT call for help unless you’ve set it up this way first!
this woman was REALLY smart to do that, because otherwise the Echo thing would’ve done nothing. don’t think your Echo will respond to “call 911″ or “call the cops/ambulance/fire department” unless you’ve set it up with the numbers first, and certainly don’t think it’ll hear sounds of a struggle and call for help without a direct command. otherwise think of how many false reports it would make just from overhearing TV and movies being on! 
so instead of this being shared as “Amazon’s AI is going to hear that you’re in trouble and will call for help by itself!” this story should really be shared as “hey if you have one of these things, set it up to respond to a voice command CALL 911 before you’re in that kind of situation!”


Also, for those in abusive situations, consider setting it up so you don’t have to say 911 to get it to call 911. You could program it so “call nina” calls 911.


Sharing for the clarification and tip needing to pre-program Alexa beforehand. You could program it to “call nina,” “get help,” or some more obscure safeword command. 
Brilliant thinking on this woman’s part; a pity she was in such a situation she needed to do that.


BOOSTING!

Also boosting so that people won’t worry about accidentally having 911 called on them by their spybot and getting shot by police.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Amazon, Apparently, and Bae: bryce
 @BryceRoy22
 Alexa, you're doing amazing sweetie.
 FOX 4 NEWS@FOX4
 Police: Alexa calls cops on man beating
 girlfriend dlvr.it/PTrbXO
naamahdarling:

bae-in-maine:

wantshimsorely:

kittleimp:

iopele:

chrisdigay:
A.I. is coming in more sympathetic than some people…it’s 2017
according to Amazon, the Echo (Alexa) CANNOT actually do this unless the woman set it up beforehand–just like you can put in a phone number so it’ll dial it when you say “Alexa, call mom” or whatever. the woman apparently programmed it to dial 911 when she said “Alexa, call 911″ (which the woman is heard saying on the 911 recording). so why am I nitpicking about such a tiny distinction?
because Alexa WILL NOT call for help unless you’ve set it up this way first!
this woman was REALLY smart to do that, because otherwise the Echo thing would’ve done nothing. don’t think your Echo will respond to “call 911″ or “call the cops/ambulance/fire department” unless you’ve set it up with the numbers first, and certainly don’t think it’ll hear sounds of a struggle and call for help without a direct command. otherwise think of how many false reports it would make just from overhearing TV and movies being on! 
so instead of this being shared as “Amazon’s AI is going to hear that you’re in trouble and will call for help by itself!” this story should really be shared as “hey if you have one of these things, set it up to respond to a voice command CALL 911 before you’re in that kind of situation!”


Also, for those in abusive situations, consider setting it up so you don’t have to say 911 to get it to call 911. You could program it so “call nina” calls 911.


Sharing for the clarification and tip needing to pre-program Alexa beforehand. You could program it to “call nina,” “get help,” or some more obscure safeword command. 
Brilliant thinking on this woman’s part; a pity she was in such a situation she needed to do that.


BOOSTING!

Also boosting so that people won’t worry about accidentally having 911 called on them by their spybot and getting shot by police.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
naamahdarling:

bae-in-maine:

wantshimsorely:

kittleimp:

iopele:

chrisdigay:
A.I. is coming in more sympathetic than some people…it’s 20...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Fire, Control, and Alabama: Mobile Alabama Fire Department tests new fire hose nozzle design meant for crowd control during the Civil Rights movement (1966 colorized)
        

            
            

                
                
                    Fire, Control, and Alabama: Mobile Alabama Fire Department tests new fire hose nozzle design meant for crowd control during the Civil Rights movement (1966 colorized)
                    
                
            

            
                
                
Mobile Alabama Fire Department tests new fire hose nozzle design meant for crowd control during the Civil Rights movement (1966 colorized)

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Fire, Life, and China: Titusville Fire Department
In May 2017, there was online outrage after an amusement park in China opened a new claw machine which lets players have a chance to scoop up a real life child.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Fire, Life, and China: Titusville Fire Department
In May 2017, there was online outrage after an amusement park in China opened a new claw machine which lets players have a chance to scoop up a real life child.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
In May 2017, there was online outrage after an amusement park in China opened a new claw machine which lets players have a chance to scoop u...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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