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I bought this today. I'm not complaining, but 7€ it a lot for a newspaper...that's not even from this century...: AMERICAN SCIENTIFIC le Lape IMPROVEMENTS. NUMBER I. THE ADVOCATE OF IN DUSTRY AND ENTERPRISE, AND JOURNAL OF MECHANICAL AND OTHE NEW-YORK. THURSDAY, AUGUST 28, 1845. CATALOGUE OF AMERICAN PATENTS VOLUME I. ISSUED IN 1844. IMPROVED RAIL-R0 AD CARS. CLASS 1-Agriculture, including Instruments and Operatvons. THE SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, Bee Hives-Improvement in Bee Hives by Aarou E. James, Point Pleasant, Va., Jan. 6th. Do. Samuel & J. D. Cope, Damascusville, Ohio, Feh. 8th, Do. George B. West, Fairfield, Ohio. April 20th. Do. James A. Cutting, Haverhill, N. II. June 24th. Do. Jacob D. Fulkerson, Unity. Ohio, July lst, Do. Oliver Reynolds, Webster. N. Y., Dec. 4th. Bee Palaces, Lemon Hamlin, Kirkersville, Ohio, July 13th. Improvement in Churns-George W. Cook. St. Louis, Mo., Feb. 28th. Do. Harmess Bently, Ballston, N. Y., April 20th. Do. Jason B. Schermerhorp, New York, June 5th. Do. Thomas Ling, Portland, Me., Aug. 21st. Corn and Cane Cutters-Jacob Peck, Oakland, Penn., Aug. 28th. Corn Fodder, Cutting and Crashing-Rudolph Miller, York, Penn., Oct. 3d. Corn-Sheller-Willium McAll, Talladega, India- na, April 13th. Cultivator-Robert Nelson, West Point, la., Jan. 15th. Cultivator-William Dyzert, Gettysburg, Pena.. Aug. 16th. Cultivator Teeth-James Birdsall, Hamorton, Penn., Nov. 9th. Fruit-gatherer-Alexander McWilliams, Wash- ington, D. C. March 13th. Harrow, sward-cutting-Dennis Rice, Rowe, PUBLISHED EVERY TIHURSDAY MORNING, AT NO. 11 SPRUCE STREET, NEW YORK, NO. 10 STATE STREET, BOSTON, AND No. 21 ARCADE, PHILADELPHIA, (THE PRINCUPAL OFFICE BEING IN NEW YORK,) Br RUFUS PORTER. Each mumber will be fornished with from twa to five ori- final Engravings, many of them elegant, and illestrative of Nee Iunentions, Scientifie Principlex, anl Curious Works; and will cantain, in addition to the most intereating news of passing events, general untienes of the progress of Mechanie- al and other Scientific Improrements, American and Fo- reign Improvements and Inventions; Cntalogues of Aneri- can Patents: Scientifie Essays, illostrative of the principlos of the aciences of Mechanies, Chemistry and Architocture ;: efal information and instruction in vncious Arts and Trades: Curious Philosophical Experiments: Miscellane- nga Intelligence, Music and Poetry. This paper is expecially entitied to the patronage of Me- chanics and Manufacturers, being the only paper in Ameri- ca, devoted to the interests of those classes; but is particu- larly nseful to farmers, as it will not only apprise them of improvements in agricaltural implements, but instruct them in various mechanical trudes, and guard them against impo- sitinns. As a family newspaper, it will convey more use. fal intelligence to children nnd young people, than five tinues its cost in school instruction. in favnur of this paper, is that it will be worth two dollar nt the end of the year when the volume is complete, (Old vulumes of the New York Mechanie, being now worth double the original cost, in chah.) TTRMS.-The "Srientific American " will be furnished to subscribera at $2,00 per annum,-one dollar in alvunce, and the balance in six months. Five copies will be sent to one address six months, for four dollars in advance. Any person procuring two ur more subscribera, will be en- titled to a comn.iasion of 25 cents each. There is, perhaps, no mechhanical subject, in which improvement has advanced so rapidly, within the last ten years, as that of railroad pas- senger cars. eastern roads, and be will find it difficult to convey to a third party, a correct idea of the vast extent of improvement. Some of the most ele- gant cars of this dass, and which are of a capacity to accommodate from sixty to eighty passengers, and run with a steadiness hardly equalled by a steamboat in still water, are manufactured by Davenport & Bridges, at their estalblishment in Cambridgeport, Mass. The manufacturers have recently introluced a variety of excellent improvements in the construction of trucks, springs, and connections, which are calculated to avoid atmospheric resistance, secure safety and convenicnce, and contribute case and comfort to passengers, while flying at the rate of 30 or 40 miles per hour. that our readers may be enabled to appreciate more fully the progress of improvements in this inmportant branch of mechanism. Let any person contrast the awkward and uncouth cars of '35 with the superbly splendid long cars now running on several of the Another important argument We purpose to give a particular description of these improvements, accompanied with saitable engravings, in our next number, Hulling Clover Machines-A. B. Crawford, Woo- ster, Ohio, Dec. 31st. Hulling and Pearling Rice-Jacob Groat, Troy, N. Y., July 11lth. Mowing, Grain Cradles-William A. Wood and GREAT IMPROVEMENT IN LITHOGRAPHIC PRINT- Mass., May 17th. BURNING WELL.-A correspondent of the Cleve- LOWELL AS IT WAS AND AS IT Is; By Rev. HENRY A. MILES, is a neat 18mo of 234 pages just land Plain Dealer, gives an account of a burning ING.-A very important improvement has been made issued by Powers & Bagley, Lowell. It is full of well that may be seen at Southington Centre, in facts of general interest, Merrimae Company (whose dividends are so often all but 24 feet through sand-stone, quick-sand and precision and regularity of pressure is obtained as quoted) employs 1250 women, whose average earn- ings considerably ezceed $2 eaclı per week above the cost of their board. The laboring men average 85 odor, accompanied by a rushing sdund, was perceiv- impressions of designs, or about 1,000 copies of lith- cents per day above their board; fifty-six overseers receive $2 each per day with occasioual preiniums. (These are the reduced wages we hear of.] None lamp into it. are employed under fifteen years of age. man is retained a day afiei she 1s knowu of licentious conduct, but not one in a hundred is ever discharged for any such cause. running time is 12 hours 10 minutes per day, which is too long and should be shortened, but the average working time of each hand is but ten hours and a half. In the Boott Mills, a careful arcouut of working time has been kept, and it appears that 106 girls averaged 267 days each in a year and 10 hours 8 minutes per day, each being paid according to her work, and all are paid in cash every inonth,- taking with him the wood for the handles, and the not one farthing in store orders, or barter of any machinery used for the purpose. Brooms inade kind. The average earnings of the women in all the factories, including novices, is $1,93 per week be- sides their board. Mauy girls who lhave been school e achers gladly take places in the inills, as the pay s higher here, and the work lighter, though the hours are longer. No one has lost a sixpence of exporied thitlher in large quantities.-Er. her earnings in the Lowell factories since the first was started. The girls have about $100,000 in the Savings Bank. -Such is the condition of the Laboring Class in the principal Manufacturing town in America. quantity of hay (froın a field where it was in cocks Granted that it is not all it should be-that it imight for stacking) rise rapidly into the air. There was and should be improved-it is still true that no where else does a Laboring class of equal numbers time : however the hay continued to ascend until it earn so much, year by year; no where else are they apparently passed through the clouds, which were so constantly employed, comfortably situated and sailing high at the time. After the lapse of a few adequately rewarded. Let those who would over- throw this state of things go to work and huild up something better, or show how it may be done. Until they bave some crude notions of this sort, ought they not to cease their incessant warfare on American Manufactures ?-Trilune. in the lithographic printing machine by a young French engineer named Nicolle, by which the same Trumbull county, Ohio. The well is 91 feet deep, We learn from it that the hard rock, which the augur used for boring could by the common hand-press. By the common litho- not penetrate. When it was withdrawn, a pecutiar graphic process, not more than from 200 to 250 good Ichn C Loveland, Hoosick Falls, N. Y. Nor Wife, Children and Friends. 13th. Mowing, Harvesting Machines-George Esterly, If the stock of our bliss be in stranger hands vested, The fund, ill secured, oft in bankruptey ends; But the heart issues bills which are never protested, When drawn on the firm of-wife, children and friends. ed. Suspecting the presence of inflammable gas. ographic writing, can be obtained in twelve hours; Mr. Wannemaker. the owner of the well, lowered a by this new machine, which is also worked by hand, Heart Prairie, W. T., Oct. 22d. Mowing, Hemp Cradles-Grifin Reynolds, jun. as many as 2,000 of the former, and 20,000 of the A violent explosion that did some in- jurv to the by-standers, was the consequence, and latter, can be obtained within the same period of Washington, Ky., May 30th. the gas still continues to burn. buretted hydrogen. Mowing, Reaping Machines-William F. Ketch- um, Buffalo, N. Y., Nov. 18th. Improvement in Ploughs-John Thompson, Rip- No wo- De guilty It 1s duubtlean cat- Lime. Though valour still glows in life's dying embers, The death-wounded tar, who his colours defends, Drops a tear of regret as he, dying, remembers How blest was his home with-wife, children and A SENSIBLE HORSE.-One of the truck horses of Mr. Hinds was unloosed for a minute or two, from ley, Ohio, April 17th. the trucks, a few days since, in this city, when, on the driver looking around for him, behold he was missing. It was an hour or two, before the driver The average Do. Aaron Smith, Bloomfield, Mich, May 6th. Do. Jonathan Mooers, Hazeltou, Penn, July lst. Do. Anthony Taylor, New Garden, Ohio, Dec. 19th. NEW ARTICLE OF EXPORT.-We are told that a Yankee broom maker in Ohio has leased some twelve Iundred acres of bottoni land, on the Scioto river, near Columbus, and planted the entire plot in broom corn, with a view to export the crop to Eng- could discover his whereabout. It was very myste- land, where he intends to proceed himself, and en- gage extensively in the manufacturing of brooms, flights of fancy. IHowever, he was ac last found in frieuds. Plough, adjusting-William R. Allan, Browas- ton, Ky., Jan. 31st. Plough, combined-Harvey Crown, Payson, Iil., March 9th. Plough, double-Aaron Smith, Bloomield, Mich. May 10th. Plough, excavating ditehes-Janies Herbert, La- grange, Ia., April 13th. Plough, gathering weeds under the furrow slice- The soldier, whose deeds live immortal in story, Whon duty to far distant latitude sends, With transport would barter whole ages of glory For one happy day with-wife, children, and friends. rious, he being a steady beast, and not subject to the sumith's shop, where he was wont to have his shoes repaired. The smith said the horse entered from the American broom corn are so tnuch superi- and took the usual stand for shoeing. Upon exam- or, for varions uses, to any thing to be had in Eng- ining his feet he found one shoe off, which he sup- land, that they have becone, within a few years plied. That horse is a sensiale beast. past, quite a favorite in that country and are now The day-spring of youth, still unclouded by sorrow, Alone on itself for enjoyment depends; But drear is the twilight of age, if it borrow No warmth from the smile of-wife, children, and THE PROPERTIES OF ZINC.-Professor Farraday, Dudley Hills, East Hartford, Ct. Oct. 7th. as we are informed in the London Athenæum, has paper. Plough, wheel-Israel Long, Bucyrus, Ohio, March 9th. friends. EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON.-The inhabit- made this metal the subject of many interesting ex- ants of the village of Moulton were greatly astonish- ed on Saturday last, at observing a considerable properties on being melted and poured into water, nectady, N. Y., Feb. 20th. Let the breath of renown ever freshen and nourish The laurel which o'er the dead favourite bends, O'er me wave the willow, and long may it Bourish, Bedewed with the tears of-wile, children, and friends! Potato-Diggers-Archibald C. Ketchum, Sche- He has discovered that it assumes new periments. Rake, grain-Benoni F. Partridge, Onondaga, N. Y., March 13th. Rattoon and Cane Cuters-Robert Lauve, Pla- quemines, La., Sept. 17th. Seeding, corn planters-Thomas H. Hoskings, Crawfordsville, Ia., Jan. 20th. Seeding, planting machines-Dierck Brewer, Pe- the metal becoming very malleable and soft, losing none of its tenacity, but still capable of being spun into the finest wire, pressed into any required form, not the slightest breeze of winud perceptible at the or rolled into any thinness desired. This promises to be a very useful discovery. Attraction. Attraction is a curious power, miuntes it again appeard like a small black streak in the cloudy vapour, where it continned to form a most novel and extraordinary sight for ten or fifteen from Syria, has been presented to the National In- minutes, when it gradually descended again to the earth.-Linconshire Chronicle. A SPECIMEN OF VEGETABLE SILK, raised from seeds received from Italy, which came originally tersburg, Tenn., April 4th. That none can understand : Its infoence iy every where- In water, air and land; It keeps the earth compact and tight, As though strong balts were through it; And, what is more mysterious yet, It binds us mortals to it. Seeding, seed planter-Loea Pratt, Amherst, N. H., April 25th, and Richard J. Gatling, Murfreesbo- stitute. Some of the seeds have been forwarded to Florida to the Hon. D. Levy, for the purpose of be- rough, N. C., May 10th, ing cuitivated. Seeding, seed planters-U. Kilburn, Lawrence- ville, Penn., and F. Haines, Marietta, Penn., Dec. 31st. MAKING ARTICLES IN HORN.-The handles for knives, razors, and other articles inoulded in lhorn, been commenced around the dangerous falls in the are thus made: The horn is first cut into appropri- Columbia river, at Willamette, by Dr. McLauglin, lightning appears to be occasioned by the combustion ate pieces with the saw, and when heated, these are prepared with a knife or spoke-shave, to the general form and size required; after which the pieces are pressed into moulds. Au idea of the mould will be conveyed by imagining two dies or pieces of melal, complete the work in two years, at a cost of thirty parallel on their outer surfaces, and with a cavity thousand dollars. His charter, procured from the sunk entirely in the one, or partially in each, gccor- Oregon Legislature is for twenty-one years, It is being forced together by the whole weight of the ding to circumstances: it is made either straight, said that the improvenment which will be effected in atinosphere, greatly constrict each other; but their Me., Anril 10th. carved, twisted, rounded, bevelled, &e., of it is en- graved with some device, according to the pattern of of the canal will. of itself, fully reward the commu- acquired. A centrifugal force being thus established, the work to be produced. The pressure is applied nity for the privilege conferred by the Legislature. to the dies by enclosing them in a kind of clamp made with a strong pair of nut crackers, but with a powerful screw at the end opposite to the joint ; the mould, dies, and horn. are dipped into boiling water or a few minutes, and then screwed as fast as possi- singularity of his sitters. A certnin man eame to produced by that portion of the sonorous circle Sth. ble immediately on removing the sam about twenty mninutes the work is ready for fioish- all included in a fumily piece. It was but one ing: some handles are made of two pieces joinesd to- thing," said he, and that is the portrait of my first gether. IMPROVEMENT IN OREGON-Already has a canal CAUSE OF SOUND IN THUNDER.-Thunder is one of the consequences resulting from lightning, and Me., Nov. 18th. Seeding, sowing machines-Ean Fisk, Fayette, You throw a stone up in the air, And down it comes-ker-whaek ! The centrafugal easts it np- The centripetalback. My eyes! I can't discover how One objeet 'traets another; Unless they love each other, lke A sister and a brother, Smut Machine-Meredith Mallory, Mount Mor- ris. N. Y. Jan. 20th. Smut Machine-Jacob W. Brown, Mount Airy, an American citizen. Its length will be about hall of some of the inflamable particles of air; or accor- a mile, part of the way through a solid bed of pri- mitive rock, und the fall in the entire distance will ding to more recent opinions, of a condensation of be about thirty-five feet. The projector expects to aerial matter conduciug to electricity, by which in N. C. Feb. 28th. either case, a vacum is created. The sorrounding atoms which remaia uninfluenced by this change, 2oth. Do. James M. Clarke, Strasburg, Penn., March Do. Samuel Scammon and R. Nason, Waterville, elastic nature causes them immediately to expand, and by this enlargement their sonorous property is 30th. Do. Elisha S. Snyder, Charleston, Va., April the navigation of the Columbia, by this construction I know the compans always points Direetly at the pole: Some say the north star causes this, And some say-Symms's Hole ! Prehaps it does--prehaps it don't, Prehaps some other cause; Keep on prehapsing-who can solve Attraction's hidden laws 7 Do. Henry B. James, Mount Holly, N. J., May 17th. Do. Abraham Straub, Milton, Penn., May 17th. Do. Elisha W. Young, Parkman, Ohio, June 5th. Do. Thomas H. Nelson, Harriaburg, Penn., June it acts in all directions alike; but as the eircle ex- tends, its propulsive power becomes gradually dim- PORTRAIT PAINTING.-A portrait painter in large inished, till at last its presaure is no longer felt, nor practice might write a pretty book on the vanity and sound created. The rumbling noiso of thander is Do. James W. Webster, Luray, Va., June 5th. Do. John Pagin, Michigan City, Ia., Aag. 19th. Do. Jacob Groat, Troy, N. Y., Nov. 9th. Straw-Cutter-William Hovey, Worcester, Mass. Feb. 19th. Do. Hiram M. Smith, Richmond, Va., Feb. and in Copely, and had himself, his wife and seven children which strikes upon the earth, whence it becomes condensed : and, being lntercepted in its upward course by dense masses of vapor, it is again reflected, "But," said theand this alternate motion and reverbration continue, urtist, "ahe is dead you know, sir; what can I do? until the interuption ceases, or the original force is she is ooly to be admitted us an angel." Oh, no! exhausted. Echo is occasioned also by reverbration wife-for this one is my second." A ly lights on a 'lasses cup- Attraction bids him woo it, A SMOKE FILTER FOB LOCOMOTIVES.-An in- vention, which promises to be one of great utility, not at all," answered the other: "she must come in has been recently made by Mr. J. P. Deimpfil, a French gentleman, of inuch scientific talent.The added, but some timo elapsed hefore the person came invention consists of "an attachment" to the chim- ney of a locomotive, dividing it by a partition in Lwo parts or pa-sages, upward and downward, with a fly- Copely." he said; "an accilent befell my second intoxicating liquors, for which nobody ought to wheel at the bottom of the downward draft, and a layer of gravel or aand underneath the wheel. The hrr likeness ucluded in the family picture." The 200 pipes of gin, 100 puncheona of rum, 2000 pipes; Y June 5th. top of the chimney is closed, and the smoke and painter complied-the likeness was introduced-and half and quarter pipes of Madeira wine, 3000 caska cinders pass upward through one passnge to the top. the husband looked with a glance of satisfaction on then descending through the other, (a strong draught being made by the revolution of the fly- wheel, which is put in motion by the steam.) and all the refuse of the smoke pipe is retained by the accordingly, and had to bring an acrion at law to grand filter, and the heated air again passes into the obtain payment for the portraits which he had obli- merchants are also rudely put a stop to. furnaces. from one cloud to ahother.- Webster's Principles of 20th. Sound. Aud, when he's in, sttrection keeps The chap from paddling through it. Attraction lures the sot to drink, To all his troubles drowo; But when his legs give way, he falls, And 'traction keeps him down. Do. Eliakim Tay lor, Rochester, N. Y., Oct. 12th, Do. Ezra Taylor, Monroe, N. Y., Nov. 6th. Threshing Machine-Luther & Ezra Whitman, as a woman-no angels for me." The portrait was LIQUOR BURNTT.-Among the property destroyed by the late fire, in this city, was a large quantity of Winthrop, Me, March 20th. back; when ho returned, he had a stranger lady on his arm, Imust have another cast of your hand, Do. Charles W. Catheart, New Durham, Ind., April 25th, and Frederick A. Stuart, Catharine, N. wife: this lady is my third, and she is come to have mourn. Attraction is a curious power, That none can understand: Its influence is everywhere- In water, sir and land. It operstes on every thing-- The sen, the tides, the weather; And sometimes draws the sexes up, And binds them frat together. Threshing and Winnowing Machine, and Grain Separaters-Jacob V. A. Wemple, Mohawk, and George Westinghouse, Schoharie, N. Y., July 13th. Wionowing, Fanning Mill, for eleaning grain- Calvin O. Guernsey, Russia, N. Y. Oct. 12th. Winnowing, separating grain from atraw-Man ning Packard and Christian B. Packard, Clarendon N. Y., Nov. Sth. of port wine, 1000 Malaga, 1500 Marseilles, 1000 claret, and 5000 baskets of Champaigne were con- sumed. How much more that is not told of, on account of the little aympathy the tale would excite, is not known. The operations of sundry large wine his thiree spouses. Not so the lady; she renonstra- ted; never was such a thing heard of-out her pred- ecessors myst go. The artist painted them out N. Y. Euangelist. terated.-Lafe of Cupely, Family Lbrary. I bought this today. I'm not complaining, but 7€ it a lot for a newspaper...that's not even from this century...
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My business studies teacher gave us this: Homer the Franchisee D'OH! Homer remem- bers the fish and threatens to tell the press Homer worked in the pow- er plant. He didn't like working for a boss. As usual he isn't Mr Burns catches working. him and fires him. Homer contacts Mcdonald's HQ. It will cost £200,000 to buy the franchise and he will have to pay 8% of his revenue in royalties. Mr Burns pays him to keep quiet. Homer does his research and decides on a Mcdonald's fran- chise. He knows about food... Marge suggests he uses the money to buy a Franchise. He needs to get a location away from other Mcdonald's and near plenty of custom- ers to make it worth while. Kill McDonaid's It's a big decision... iiiOOHOOM Dis-advantages: Mcdonald's offer him a prime site off Franchise: A Advantages: a motorway. There is no competition form of busi-K in the area and a real gap in the market for a fast food place. Key Terms ness in which a firm which already has a successful Be his own boss It costs money Riskier than be- Homer accepts and gets all the train-product or service sells the ing and support he needs to set up the business. Already suc- cessful business ing employed rite to do business under the franchisor's trade name and usually with the fran- chisor help. Franchisee: the person who buys the rite to do business Not his own product Get support It's all in place! The product, the marketing, the accounts, the decor. Now Homer just has to work really hard to make his new business work! from the franchisor. Help with ad- vertising Has to pay roy- alties Franchisor: the person who sells the right to use their business to the franchisee. Royalty: Payment for the use of a trademark or busi- Training 1) Why do you think Homer might not make a good fran- chisee? 2) Describe the sort of person that makes a good Franchi- see? 3) What are the advantages to the Franchisor? ness name. Questions MA Extension: Go to here and choose a franchise you would like to set up. My business studies teacher gave us this

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Found this in a book from 2012: clapped and che for it to die down on its own before he spoke agar IR was anxiou would say next. pased the poil. Aem. They can barely go ing factions, starting over until they guy "Frank and Marla are back from a flyby of the areas around Ashe ville. Just as we thought, they've shored up those walls nice and tight. to hear what the Humanity and charity, my friends? Those days are long gone. The PFC ith the few who still seem to be operating o has created army an the shirt off their backs for a neighbor in need. No longer. Those scum- bags in Alaska and North Carolina-our very own Asheville-have me every time I walk outside." He paused, allowed a long, lingering mor turned their backs on the settlements once and for all. Worse, they've them the little girl and the two women we f This elicited a chorus of angry shouts, stomping of feet and banging those people. I don't want to waste the prec turned their backs on us. Us!" harsh, but it buys us a little time where we on the armrests of the chairs. The noises echoed through the room until Bruce started talking again. fending ourselves against a cult." Mark suddenly had a rushing sound ir "They sent us here!" he shouted. His voice was louder now."They ned us to take part in the worst civil rights fiasco since the War of 2020.A holocaust! Byt they were firm that it was for the survival of the tuman race. They said it was to save what little resources we have, to be able to feed those people they deemed worthy to live. But who are they two women. Gave them. The things Antos yoom. It all thudded in his mind, made him How crazy those people at the bonfire wer couldn't get worse did just that. They'd w and their friends weren't even there anyn Bruce was still talking, but Mark cc leaned in to speak in Alec's ear. "How eople? We have to go. Who kn to decide who's worthy?" He paused for a moment before he continued. "Well, ladies and gentlemen, it seems that we are not worthy. They sent us here to do their dirty work and now they've decided to cut usc Who are they, I ask all of you!" those off. 185 Found this in a book from 2012

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Binky took the kids: THE PROBLEM I heard about the surprise party my friends planned for me. Should I pretend not to know? TIP: Think of your friends' feelings. Surprise them back. Don't show up. pochowek I dont even need the "binky fucks my mom now" edit the originals are so much funnier theblueteletubby scrolled through the tags and saw that a lot of people weren't blessed enough to see the edits lidding A game for kids and grown-ups Touve Got To Be Everyone has a right to privacy. Try being more firm with your mother about your refusal. THE PROBLEM I think I'm old enough to bathe on my own now, but my mom insists on getting in the tub with me every Parents know best! You should do |as you're told at all times. time. it makes me feel uncomfortable. What should I do? TIl take your place, Arthur. TIP: The answer may not be obvious at first. You've Got To Be Kidding A game for kids and grown-ups Everyone has a right to sleeping with your mother. I'm sorry that it makes you uncomfortable. THE PROBLEM Binky bathed with my mother, and now they're sleeping together too. It's making my dad mad This sounds like an issue that you should arrange a serious discussion with your mother about. and it makes me feel uncomfortable, too. What should I do? Nobody said you can't join us, Arthur. TIP: Iam so fucking mad You've Got To Be Kidding A game for kids and grown-ups Arthur I appreciate you're troubled but I'm out of advice. THE PROBLEM I had a conversation with my mom, and it looks like Binky is my dad now. I don't really understad. I feel It's okay Arthur, Binky is my father too. confused and upset. What should I do? Arthur help me TIP: You should go to bed, son. here it is, in all its Glory ad-post-it This is a greek tragedy in reverse Source: pochowek Binky took the kids
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Day Cream SPF 30 Broad Spectrum Sunscreen, $32, 1.7 oz. Night Cream, $32, 1.7 oz. Eye Cream, $36, 5 oz. Uses glycolic acid to impact multiple surface layers. 100% of women showed an improvement in the appearance of wrinkle severity. Intensive facial treatment 3-In-1 Cleansing Bar (with soap dish), $20, 5 oz. that delivers lifting and firming benefits TimeWise Age Minimize 3D" Day Cream, (non-SPF), $32, 1.7 oz. Miracle Set 3D The Go Set', $25 Travel-sized set Revealing Radiance Facial Peel, $65, 1.7 0z. TimeWise Repair Lifting Bio-Cellulose Mask, $70, pk./4 Volu-Fill Deep Wrinkle Filler, $45, 5 oz. TMENSE A customer favorite, bar none! SIMPLE SOLUTIONS Botanical Effects Regimen, $54 A simple three-piece set that keeps skin nourished, refreshed and healthy-looking. EFFECIS TimeWise Solutions for every age-defying skin care need MARVAV A beauty industry first Regimen includes: • Cleansing Gel • Refreshing Toner • Moisturizing Gel MARV KAV KAY Cleansing Gel, $18, 4.5 oz. 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Blemish Control Toner, $15, 5 fl. oz. Acne Treatment Gel, $10, 1 oz. Oil-Free Moisturizer for Acne-Prone Skin, $18, 3 fi. oz. imemise Pore-Purifying Serum, $17, 1.75 oz. TimeWise Firming Eye Cream, $32, 5 oz. TimeWise Tone-Correcting Serum, $45, 1 fl. oz. meWise eplenishing rum+C, $56, 1.5 fl. oz IR 02/29 AGE-DEFYING MKMEN Skin Care Get age-defying skin care and skin-loving shaving products. pampering minutes skin-renewing nefits Fights the look of fine lines and wrinkles on and around the lips. Hydrates skin and helps it look more firm, toned and defined. DAILY USE ise Advanced TimeWise Body" Targeted-Action Toning Lotion, $32, Daily Facial Wash, $16, 4.5 fl. oz. Shave Foam, $14, Cooling After-Shave Gel, $16, Advanced Facisl Hydrator Sunscreen Brosd Spectrum SPF 30 $24, 3 1. oz. Inwise Eye Cream, $26, 65 oz eWise Moisture ewing Gel k, $22, 3 oz. TimeWise Age-Fighting Lip Primer, $24, 05 oz. 6.5 oz. 2.51.oz. 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