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        owldesk:

some really good tank playstyle analysis on redditย (as a side note, this guy is apparently gonna have analysis articles out soon and you better BELIEVE iโ€™m gonna link them bc if theyโ€™re anything like this write up theyโ€™ll be great): Sp3ctre7171 points 3 hours ago
 You are absolutely correct
 1) Miro learned to use the mobility of Winston, as well as his primal, to invent modern dive. He learned all of the tips and tricks
 and extracted extra value out of the hero that few realized was there. In doing so, he created a role that used main tank as an
 offensive centerpiece and threat to the backline, and all of a sudden flank heroes weren't alone. A poorly protected ana in the
 back could be beset by multiple members of the enemy team without much warning. However, this required both new gamesense
 from miro, and innovations in lucio play from Tobi. Specifically, tobi was able to peel for jehong better than many players thought
 was possible, compensating for the lack of defensive shields. The compounding innovation led to LH being an offensive threat at
 every position, and it made it possible for them to do the miraculous turnarounds that defined their APEX championship runs
 Playing against them was exhausting, as is expected from a team where any one member can wipe you out if left unchecked.
 2) Gesture's contribution was twofold. Firstly, he extracted more value out of winston's kit on the defensive side, learning how to
 use primal both to continue an attack, and to peel for his own back line, which leads into his second main development. That
 being, under Gesture the final decision was made to transfer shotcalling duties from the main support (lucio and later mercy) and
 onto the main tank, primarily because engagements were no longer dictated by speed boost, but by the dive from the main tank.
 Together with the rest of GC Busan, Gesture planned, called, and executed crisp dives that were far better timed and aimed than
 those of old LH. Whereas Miro's dives were a terror because you would be under attack from multiple divers, the style that
 Gesture led the way on involved being instantly deleted by a full dive, where a healer pair could be hit with burst from multiple
 heroes in the same instant. This in turn changed the Winston interplay into a mind game, where there was a choice to be made
 between deleting the enemy's backline and attempting to save your own. Winston players were forced to learn how to make each
 leap and pincer engage perfect, or they would simply lose the fight
 Permalink Embed Save Parent Report Give Gold Reply
 Sp3ctre7160 points 3 hours ago
 (Continued)
 3) what guxue is introducing is a Winston as the focus of a dive, not just the linchpin. While that sounds like the same thing
 previously, the Winston would be used to coordinate dives and call the timing, but with Guxue, resources are poured into the
 Winston to make sure that he can have offensive value. Both because Winston can do damage to the whole team at once (and
 thus build ult insanely fast against teams pocketing a zen, or against GOATS comps), but also because Winston can
 simultaneously disrupt the escape methods for healers AND bypass most of the ways in which healers are protected, such as
 matrix and shields
 Guxue's innovations are most similar to miro's in that they are mostly focused on a single player's style and that one hero's impact
 in a game. Changing the offensive presence of a hero is impactful and increases the visible skill gap between good and bad
 teams, but the effects are mostly limited to that one hero. For that reason, I think that the innovations brought forth by Gesture
 (and many others) are the most important to the development of modern Winston play, in that they represented a fundamental
 change in the whole shotcalling and tactical philosophy of dive teams, and opened the gates to the more complex and match
 specific strategies that we saw in the overwatch league
owldesk:

some really good tank playstyle analysis on redditย (as a side note, this guy is apparently gonna have analysis articles out soon and you better BELIEVE iโ€™m gonna link them bc if theyโ€™re anything like this write up theyโ€™ll be great)
        

            
            

                
                
                    owldesk:

some really good tank playstyle analysis on redditย (as a side note, this guy is apparently gonna have analysis articles out soon and you better BELIEVE iโ€™m gonna link them bc if theyโ€™re anything like this write up theyโ€™ll be great): Sp3ctre7171 points 3 hours ago
 You are absolutely correct
 1) Miro learned to use the mobility of Winston, as well as his primal, to invent modern dive. He learned all of the tips and tricks
 and extracted extra value out of the hero that few realized was there. In doing so, he created a role that used main tank as an
 offensive centerpiece and threat to the backline, and all of a sudden flank heroes weren't alone. A poorly protected ana in the
 back could be beset by multiple members of the enemy team without much warning. However, this required both new gamesense
 from miro, and innovations in lucio play from Tobi. Specifically, tobi was able to peel for jehong better than many players thought
 was possible, compensating for the lack of defensive shields. The compounding innovation led to LH being an offensive threat at
 every position, and it made it possible for them to do the miraculous turnarounds that defined their APEX championship runs
 Playing against them was exhausting, as is expected from a team where any one member can wipe you out if left unchecked.
 2) Gesture's contribution was twofold. Firstly, he extracted more value out of winston's kit on the defensive side, learning how to
 use primal both to continue an attack, and to peel for his own back line, which leads into his second main development. That
 being, under Gesture the final decision was made to transfer shotcalling duties from the main support (lucio and later mercy) and
 onto the main tank, primarily because engagements were no longer dictated by speed boost, but by the dive from the main tank.
 Together with the rest of GC Busan, Gesture planned, called, and executed crisp dives that were far better timed and aimed than
 those of old LH. Whereas Miro's dives were a terror because you would be under attack from multiple divers, the style that
 Gesture led the way on involved being instantly deleted by a full dive, where a healer pair could be hit with burst from multiple
 heroes in the same instant. This in turn changed the Winston interplay into a mind game, where there was a choice to be made
 between deleting the enemy's backline and attempting to save your own. Winston players were forced to learn how to make each
 leap and pincer engage perfect, or they would simply lose the fight
 Permalink Embed Save Parent Report Give Gold Reply
 Sp3ctre7160 points 3 hours ago
 (Continued)
 3) what guxue is introducing is a Winston as the focus of a dive, not just the linchpin. While that sounds like the same thing
 previously, the Winston would be used to coordinate dives and call the timing, but with Guxue, resources are poured into the
 Winston to make sure that he can have offensive value. Both because Winston can do damage to the whole team at once (and
 thus build ult insanely fast against teams pocketing a zen, or against GOATS comps), but also because Winston can
 simultaneously disrupt the escape methods for healers AND bypass most of the ways in which healers are protected, such as
 matrix and shields
 Guxue's innovations are most similar to miro's in that they are mostly focused on a single player's style and that one hero's impact
 in a game. Changing the offensive presence of a hero is impactful and increases the visible skill gap between good and bad
 teams, but the effects are mostly limited to that one hero. For that reason, I think that the innovations brought forth by Gesture
 (and many others) are the most important to the development of modern Winston play, in that they represented a fundamental
 change in the whole shotcalling and tactical philosophy of dive teams, and opened the gates to the more complex and match
 specific strategies that we saw in the overwatch league
owldesk:

some really good tank playstyle analysis on redditย (as a side note, this guy is apparently gonna have analysis articles out soon and you better BELIEVE iโ€™m gonna link them bc if theyโ€™re anything like this write up theyโ€™ll be great)
                    
                
            

            
                
                
owldesk:

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        phantomchick:

phantomchick:
I love this for so many reasons.


#like firstly only Batman could find a way to blame himself for Harleen going mad / snappingย #I bet every time an arkham psychologist or a different kinda doctor loses it in gothamย ย #heโ€™s likeย ย #this wouldnโ€™t have happened if I was leading the medical profession but oh well I have multiple companies to run and also batmanย ย #not to mention his dad was a doctorย ย #I also love that Batman is a college drop outย ย #I also love that heโ€™s not even pretending that harl isnโ€™t irritating himย ย #Thereโ€™s moreย ย #I could go onย ย #but too many tags already


: My punishment for dropping out of med school.
phantomchick:

phantomchick:
I love this for so many reasons.


#like firstly only Batman could find a way to blame himself for Harleen going mad / snappingย #I bet every time an arkham psychologist or a different kinda doctor loses it in gothamย ย #heโ€™s likeย ย #this wouldnโ€™t have happened if I was leading the medical profession but oh well I have multiple companies to run and also batmanย ย #not to mention his dad was a doctorย ย #I also love that Batman is a college drop outย ย #I also love that heโ€™s not even pretending that harl isnโ€™t irritating himย ย #Thereโ€™s moreย ย #I could go onย ย #but too many tags already



        

            
            

                
                
                    phantomchick:

phantomchick:
I love this for so many reasons.


#like firstly only Batman could find a way to blame himself for Harleen going mad / snappingย #I bet every time an arkham psychologist or a different kinda doctor loses it in gothamย ย #heโ€™s likeย ย #this wouldnโ€™t have happened if I was leading the medical profession but oh well I have multiple companies to run and also batmanย ย #not to mention his dad was a doctorย ย #I also love that Batman is a college drop outย ย #I also love that heโ€™s not even pretending that harl isnโ€™t irritating himย ย #Thereโ€™s moreย ย #I could go onย ย #but too many tags already


: My punishment for dropping out of med school.
phantomchick:

phantomchick:
I love this for so many reasons.


#like firstly only Batman could find a way to blame himself for Harleen going mad / snappingย #I bet every time an arkham psychologist or a different kinda doctor loses it in gothamย ย #heโ€™s likeย ย #this wouldnโ€™t have happened if I was leading the medical profession but oh well I have multiple companies to run and also batmanย ย #not to mention his dad was a doctorย ย #I also love that Batman is a college drop outย ย #I also love that heโ€™s not even pretending that harl isnโ€™t irritating himย ย #Thereโ€™s moreย ย #I could go onย ย #but too many tags already



                    
                
            

            
                
                
phantomchick:

phantomchick:
I love this for so many reasons.


#like firstly only Batman could find a way to blame himself for Harleen g...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Very planned Parenthood: The Turkey Story
 So it's 2001, and my family drives from fu
 California and like three blizzards to get to Ohio for
 into
 a nursing home and it's their last holiday in that house.
 So its a bit bittersweet but ultimately a good thing.
 Since it's their last holiday there, the family pulls out
 all the stops when it comes to dinner, all the Russian
 desserts come out, as does the Lethal Bacon Mashed
 Potatoes and the horrible candied yams with the mini
 marshmallows dish because not all expressions of love
 are
 even if they are si
 In the spirit of going
 alout, Uncle Bobby smokes a Turkey
 Uncle Bobby started cooking as a boy
 foil-wrapped potatoes into a campfire and has been ad-
 dicted since, and now has a hand-made smokehouse in
 the backyard where he makes various cured meats and
 other delights. He seasons the turkey in the traditional
 manner, but he and grandpa have a shared passion for
 SO
 Game Hen seasoned that way, for them.
 Then Bobby has a Brilliant Idea. He realizes that he can
 stuff the turkey (once it has been smoked) with regular
 stuffing, and there is still plenty of room for him to put
 the game hen inside THAT, and stuff the game hen be-
 cuase why not? He confers with Mom, and she explains
 how to cut open the turkey so there's dramatic reveal
 as the stuffing and game hen come out. It's Genius.
 Except, of course, that my Aunt Sue is attending, Uncle
 Cliff s
 after her
 So the day of the dinner, tensions are running a bit
 high, between the marathon cooking, the kids al being
 trapped indoors due to aforementioned blizzards,
 and Uncle Cliff deciding that the best way to amuse
 himself is by hiding from the adults in the basement,
 getting drunk and rambling about how various ethic
 groups were destroying America. Being that I had close
 Muslim friends that were leaving the country becuase of
 9/11, 1 was near tears from this nonsense and ready to
 n roughly five times my size.
 Sue, for some reason, keeps coming down and
 defending him, or telling us we're rotten children
 for 'attacking him, becuase she Must Stand By Her
 Man, even if her man is a hefty bag of dog feces with an
 ugly
 mustache
 My sister eventually boits upstairs to tattle and
 my grandfather limps down to the basement and
 brandishes his Hip Bone Cane, hands rock-steady in
 spite of the Parkinson's slowly taking over him.
 Firstly Cliff, It may not be my roof much longer but
 while you are under it you will be civil, or Ill beat your
 skull in. Also, dinner's ready, everyone go wash up.
 We go upstairs and sit down, and do the
 traditional "Name one thing you're thankful for as the
 bread gets passed around the table, and things calm
 down a bit. Bobby brings out the Turkey and everyone
 goes OOH becuase it's really pretty, them Mom carves
 it open so that the stuffing spills out dramatically along
 with the game hen and there's an appreciative gasp all
 around becuase it looks cool.
 Only Sue KEEPS gasping, in utter horror, before getting
 up and clasping her hands to her face ala Edvard
 Munch and shrieks
 OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANTI
 We all stare at Sue. We all look back at the
 fully-dressed-cooked-and-stuffed birds that in no way
 had any internal organs in them or ever gave live birth
 Then we all looked back at Sue, trying to figure out
 where to begin but since shed been trying to justify
 Cliffs behavior she was pretty much free-associating
 conspiracies and scandals now, and just kept going.
 IT WAS PREGNANT MY GOD WE'VE COMMITTED AN
 ABORTION WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL FOR THIS, I'M
 SO SORRY JESUS She goes into full pearl-clutching
 gibbering horror at this point and falls back into her
 chair like it's a Victorian fainting couch only it's a
 shitty chair from the Eisenhower administration so it
 collapses and she slams into the floor, sobbing and
 kicking her feet like a toddler
 Everyone watched for a moment before my Mom sighs
 heavily and starts carving and serving the turkey while
 my grandmother mouths she's not coming back
 Cliff, reactions delayed by about six beers, finally
 notices his wife is on the floor and tries to pick her up,
 are assisted by Dad,
 who is saintly patient man and less immune to this
 jacknapery at that point. I am stuffing dinner rolls into
 my face to keep from laughing at this grand spectacle
 ICANT EAT IT, I REFUSE TO PARTAKE IN THIS
 BARBARISM Sue begins but Dad puts on his best
 Kindly Father voice (he was heavily involved with the
 catholic church and even considered becoming a priest
 before getting drafted but that's another story)and
 assures Sue that she need not eat, or even be in the
 room if she wants. She nods, placated by being the
 center of attention again, and Dad goes in for the kill.
 I wouldn't want you to go hungry. Can I make you
 some
 That would be lovely." Said Sue, joke flying over her
 ng 747. I recall watching my grandmot
 her nearly choke to death on the green beans over that,
 and everyone pointedly trying to avoid talking about
 anything poultry-related while Sue sat there and ate the
 most ironic scrambled eggs in the history of mankind.
 Shortly thereafter, Cliff threw up in the sink and they
 went home, and the party got underway properly, with
 Grandpa raising a toast to Mom and Uncle Bobby For
 t Turkey has been an
 staple since then. I'll see if I can hit Uncle Bobby up for
 instructions but if you decide to make it 1. you HAVE
 to shriek "OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANT when you
 carve it open, or it's not authentic and won't taste as
 good 2. Share the pictures with me,
Very planned Parenthood
        

            
            

                
                
                    Very planned Parenthood: The Turkey Story
 So it's 2001, and my family drives from fu
 California and like three blizzards to get to Ohio for
 into
 a nursing home and it's their last holiday in that house.
 So its a bit bittersweet but ultimately a good thing.
 Since it's their last holiday there, the family pulls out
 all the stops when it comes to dinner, all the Russian
 desserts come out, as does the Lethal Bacon Mashed
 Potatoes and the horrible candied yams with the mini
 marshmallows dish because not all expressions of love
 are
 even if they are si
 In the spirit of going
 alout, Uncle Bobby smokes a Turkey
 Uncle Bobby started cooking as a boy
 foil-wrapped potatoes into a campfire and has been ad-
 dicted since, and now has a hand-made smokehouse in
 the backyard where he makes various cured meats and
 other delights. He seasons the turkey in the traditional
 manner, but he and grandpa have a shared passion for
 SO
 Game Hen seasoned that way, for them.
 Then Bobby has a Brilliant Idea. He realizes that he can
 stuff the turkey (once it has been smoked) with regular
 stuffing, and there is still plenty of room for him to put
 the game hen inside THAT, and stuff the game hen be-
 cuase why not? He confers with Mom, and she explains
 how to cut open the turkey so there's dramatic reveal
 as the stuffing and game hen come out. It's Genius.
 Except, of course, that my Aunt Sue is attending, Uncle
 Cliff s
 after her
 So the day of the dinner, tensions are running a bit
 high, between the marathon cooking, the kids al being
 trapped indoors due to aforementioned blizzards,
 and Uncle Cliff deciding that the best way to amuse
 himself is by hiding from the adults in the basement,
 getting drunk and rambling about how various ethic
 groups were destroying America. Being that I had close
 Muslim friends that were leaving the country becuase of
 9/11, 1 was near tears from this nonsense and ready to
 n roughly five times my size.
 Sue, for some reason, keeps coming down and
 defending him, or telling us we're rotten children
 for 'attacking him, becuase she Must Stand By Her
 Man, even if her man is a hefty bag of dog feces with an
 ugly
 mustache
 My sister eventually boits upstairs to tattle and
 my grandfather limps down to the basement and
 brandishes his Hip Bone Cane, hands rock-steady in
 spite of the Parkinson's slowly taking over him.
 Firstly Cliff, It may not be my roof much longer but
 while you are under it you will be civil, or Ill beat your
 skull in. Also, dinner's ready, everyone go wash up.
 We go upstairs and sit down, and do the
 traditional "Name one thing you're thankful for as the
 bread gets passed around the table, and things calm
 down a bit. Bobby brings out the Turkey and everyone
 goes OOH becuase it's really pretty, them Mom carves
 it open so that the stuffing spills out dramatically along
 with the game hen and there's an appreciative gasp all
 around becuase it looks cool.
 Only Sue KEEPS gasping, in utter horror, before getting
 up and clasping her hands to her face ala Edvard
 Munch and shrieks
 OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANTI
 We all stare at Sue. We all look back at the
 fully-dressed-cooked-and-stuffed birds that in no way
 had any internal organs in them or ever gave live birth
 Then we all looked back at Sue, trying to figure out
 where to begin but since shed been trying to justify
 Cliffs behavior she was pretty much free-associating
 conspiracies and scandals now, and just kept going.
 IT WAS PREGNANT MY GOD WE'VE COMMITTED AN
 ABORTION WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL FOR THIS, I'M
 SO SORRY JESUS She goes into full pearl-clutching
 gibbering horror at this point and falls back into her
 chair like it's a Victorian fainting couch only it's a
 shitty chair from the Eisenhower administration so it
 collapses and she slams into the floor, sobbing and
 kicking her feet like a toddler
 Everyone watched for a moment before my Mom sighs
 heavily and starts carving and serving the turkey while
 my grandmother mouths she's not coming back
 Cliff, reactions delayed by about six beers, finally
 notices his wife is on the floor and tries to pick her up,
 are assisted by Dad,
 who is saintly patient man and less immune to this
 jacknapery at that point. I am stuffing dinner rolls into
 my face to keep from laughing at this grand spectacle
 ICANT EAT IT, I REFUSE TO PARTAKE IN THIS
 BARBARISM Sue begins but Dad puts on his best
 Kindly Father voice (he was heavily involved with the
 catholic church and even considered becoming a priest
 before getting drafted but that's another story)and
 assures Sue that she need not eat, or even be in the
 room if she wants. She nods, placated by being the
 center of attention again, and Dad goes in for the kill.
 I wouldn't want you to go hungry. Can I make you
 some
 That would be lovely." Said Sue, joke flying over her
 ng 747. I recall watching my grandmot
 her nearly choke to death on the green beans over that,
 and everyone pointedly trying to avoid talking about
 anything poultry-related while Sue sat there and ate the
 most ironic scrambled eggs in the history of mankind.
 Shortly thereafter, Cliff threw up in the sink and they
 went home, and the party got underway properly, with
 Grandpa raising a toast to Mom and Uncle Bobby For
 t Turkey has been an
 staple since then. I'll see if I can hit Uncle Bobby up for
 instructions but if you decide to make it 1. you HAVE
 to shriek "OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANT when you
 carve it open, or it's not authentic and won't taste as
 good 2. Share the pictures with me,
Very planned Parenthood
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        garrettsiwicki:Garrett Watts talking about judging others for their collectibles via his Twitter: E a : Garrett Watts
 @Garrett_Watts
 Something sad happened today that
 inspired a thought that l'd love to share
 with anyone who cares to read this.
 I mean no shade to any one person
 with my words but I've seen
 remarkable, generous people be
 needlessly lowkey bullied for this & l'd
 like to shed some light on it.

 7:561
 < iCloud
 June 2, 2018 at 7:53 PM
 Something heartbreaking happened today
 that inspired a thought which inspired this
 post.
 I broke my favorite wand.
 No, that is not an analogy for anything. I
 broke my wand and it broke my heart.
 This may immediately seem like this is about
 to verge into the territory of being a comical
 post... which is a natural assumption when a
 grown man states that he had his
 heartbroken from "breaking his wand"... but I
 very much mean what I am about to say
 because this seemingly silly piece of wood
 breaking (because my slightly fat ass sat on
 it) made me realize something that I would
 like to publicly address. A behavior I have
 seen flaring up on social media recently, and
 that is, people passive aggressively
 judging others for the things that they
 purchase, cherish & own.
 Stick with me here cause I have a point...

 7:56 1
 .uil
 Cloud
 For years, I have collected wands of all
 different kinds, and for years I have been
 lightheartedly teased by friends and family
 for such an odd infatuation. Yes, it was my
 love of the Harry Potter novels that started
 this collection, but it's turned into something
 more. I have many wands from different
 carvers & countries and some of them are
 so damn beautiful that I legitimately cannot
 believe I get the honor of owning themm
 Some of them taking their makers weeks,
 maybe months to create.
 tH
 To me, my wands are beautiful little
 manifestations of the importance of keeping
 ones imagination alive through the years. I
 even keep a few close by to remind me of
 this. This one was in my car because l
 sometimes pretend to blast cars into oblivion
 in LA Traffic. If you ever see me doing this
 while blasting Missy Elliot through my
 speakers, I apologize in advance.
 If you've stuck with me this long, firstly, god
 bless you. Secondly, I'm about to get to
 where I'm going with all this

 8:051
 .ail
 iCloud
 Recently on social media I've seen a toxic
 little trend of people passive aggressively
 shading others based on the things they
 choose to purchase with their own money.
 Some of the wands (or other things I own)
 didn't come cheap to me, but we as people,
 buy things consciously & with pride bec
 they are important to us, and as long as they
 cause no harm to others, we reserve that
 right to use our resources as we see fit.
 ause
 So whether it be a wand, a pair of Gucci
 slides, a pair of jeans to boost confidence, a
 car, a vinyl record... hell, even a taxidermy
 collection! Whatever! Allow people these
 things, & furthermore, if you're at all
 confused or intrigued about said purchase,
 don't silently judge them for making it or
 project your own narrative onto it. In fact, try
 politely asking them about it! If they
 choose to share with you why they've
 invested in something in their lives, you
 might just learn something beautiful & cool
 about them and make a new friend!
 Love
 - Garrett
garrettsiwicki:Garrett Watts talking about judging others for their collectibles via his Twitter
        

            
            

                
                
                    garrettsiwicki:Garrett Watts talking about judging others for their collectibles via his Twitter: E a : Garrett Watts
 @Garrett_Watts
 Something sad happened today that
 inspired a thought that l'd love to share
 with anyone who cares to read this.
 I mean no shade to any one person
 with my words but I've seen
 remarkable, generous people be
 needlessly lowkey bullied for this & l'd
 like to shed some light on it.

 7:561
 < iCloud
 June 2, 2018 at 7:53 PM
 Something heartbreaking happened today
 that inspired a thought which inspired this
 post.
 I broke my favorite wand.
 No, that is not an analogy for anything. I
 broke my wand and it broke my heart.
 This may immediately seem like this is about
 to verge into the territory of being a comical
 post... which is a natural assumption when a
 grown man states that he had his
 heartbroken from "breaking his wand"... but I
 very much mean what I am about to say
 because this seemingly silly piece of wood
 breaking (because my slightly fat ass sat on
 it) made me realize something that I would
 like to publicly address. A behavior I have
 seen flaring up on social media recently, and
 that is, people passive aggressively
 judging others for the things that they
 purchase, cherish & own.
 Stick with me here cause I have a point...

 7:56 1
 .uil
 Cloud
 For years, I have collected wands of all
 different kinds, and for years I have been
 lightheartedly teased by friends and family
 for such an odd infatuation. Yes, it was my
 love of the Harry Potter novels that started
 this collection, but it's turned into something
 more. I have many wands from different
 carvers & countries and some of them are
 so damn beautiful that I legitimately cannot
 believe I get the honor of owning themm
 Some of them taking their makers weeks,
 maybe months to create.
 tH
 To me, my wands are beautiful little
 manifestations of the importance of keeping
 ones imagination alive through the years. I
 even keep a few close by to remind me of
 this. This one was in my car because l
 sometimes pretend to blast cars into oblivion
 in LA Traffic. If you ever see me doing this
 while blasting Missy Elliot through my
 speakers, I apologize in advance.
 If you've stuck with me this long, firstly, god
 bless you. Secondly, I'm about to get to
 where I'm going with all this

 8:051
 .ail
 iCloud
 Recently on social media I've seen a toxic
 little trend of people passive aggressively
 shading others based on the things they
 choose to purchase with their own money.
 Some of the wands (or other things I own)
 didn't come cheap to me, but we as people,
 buy things consciously & with pride bec
 they are important to us, and as long as they
 cause no harm to others, we reserve that
 right to use our resources as we see fit.
 ause
 So whether it be a wand, a pair of Gucci
 slides, a pair of jeans to boost confidence, a
 car, a vinyl record... hell, even a taxidermy
 collection! Whatever! Allow people these
 things, & furthermore, if you're at all
 confused or intrigued about said purchase,
 don't silently judge them for making it or
 project your own narrative onto it. In fact, try
 politely asking them about it! If they
 choose to share with you why they've
 invested in something in their lives, you
 might just learn something beautiful & cool
 about them and make a new friend!
 Love
 - Garrett
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        <p><a href="https://theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm.tumblr.com/post/173212271752/libertarirynn-since-net-neutrality-is-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173211263389/since-net-neutrality-is-in-the-news-again-its" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Since โ€œnet neutralityโ€œ is in the news again itโ€™s timely to bring this back up.</p></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DnqJDW_s93rc"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nqJDW_s93rc?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGGJMwvZKueY"><iframe width="540" height="304" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GGJMwvZKueY?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><p>Sorry, <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mZHrjydhp9oUbxMGBDJA8rw">@libertarirynn</a>, youโ€™re usually awesome, butโ€ฆ youโ€™re barking up the wrong tree with this one, and PSA Sitch covered some of the bullshit covered by Rageoholic.</p>
<p>Firstly, Net Neutrality isnโ€™t someย โ€œunexplained, undefinedโ€ thing like Rageoholic, itโ€™s a specific set of parameters that essentially goes as:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><i>i. <b>Transparency.</b> Fixed and mobile broadband providers <b>must disclose the network management practices, performance characteristics, and terms and conditions of their broadband services;</b></i></p>
<p><i>ii. <b>No blocking</b>. Fixed broadband providers <b>may not block lawful content, applications, services, or non-harmful devices; mobile broadband providers may not block lawful websites, or block applications that compete with their voice or video telephony services</b>; and </i></p>
<p><i>iii. <b>No unreasonable discrimination</b>. Fixed broadband providersย <b>may not unreasonably discriminate in transmitting lawful network traffic</b>. </i></p>
</blockquote>
<p>I know you donโ€™t want the government to overtake literally everything in our daily lives, but the trouble is, when we <b>let </b>private corporations have their hand at doing their own regulations, they decide that itโ€™s much more valuable to <b>throttle internet traffic to other P2P services</b>ย and create <b>monopolies</b> instead of playing fair.</p>
<p>I mean, as a capitalist, you do realize that monopolies never help anyone, right?</p>
</blockquote><p>Iโ€™m sorry did the world just discover the Internet in 2015? </p>: SAVE THE
 INTERNET
 Coogle
 Save the Internet
 SAVE THE
 INTERNET
 ใ€โ– Neutrality
<p><a href="https://theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm.tumblr.com/post/173212271752/libertarirynn-since-net-neutrality-is-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173211263389/since-net-neutrality-is-in-the-news-again-its" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Since โ€œnet neutralityโ€œ is in the news again itโ€™s timely to bring this back up.</p></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DnqJDW_s93rc"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nqJDW_s93rc?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGGJMwvZKueY"><iframe width="540" height="304" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GGJMwvZKueY?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><p>Sorry, <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mZHrjydhp9oUbxMGBDJA8rw">@libertarirynn</a>, youโ€™re usually awesome, butโ€ฆ youโ€™re barking up the wrong tree with this one, and PSA Sitch covered some of the bullshit covered by Rageoholic.</p>
<p>Firstly, Net Neutrality isnโ€™t someย โ€œunexplained, undefinedโ€ thing like Rageoholic, itโ€™s a specific set of parameters that essentially goes as:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><i>i. <b>Transparency.</b> Fixed and mobile broadband providers <b>must disclose the network management practices, performance characteristics, and terms and conditions of their broadband services;</b></i></p>
<p><i>ii. <b>No blocking</b>. Fixed broadband providers <b>may not block lawful content, applications, services, or non-harmful devices; mobile broadband providers may not block lawful websites, or block applications that compete with their voice or video telephony services</b>; and </i></p>
<p><i>iii. <b>No unreasonable discrimination</b>. Fixed broadband providersย <b>may not unreasonably discriminate in transmitting lawful network traffic</b>. </i></p>
</blockquote>
<p>I know you donโ€™t want the government to overtake literally everything in our daily lives, but the trouble is, when we <b>let </b>private corporations have their hand at doing their own regulations, they decide that itโ€™s much more valuable to <b>throttle internet traffic to other P2P services</b>ย and create <b>monopolies</b> instead of playing fair.</p>
<p>I mean, as a capitalist, you do realize that monopolies never help anyone, right?</p>
</blockquote><p>Iโ€™m sorry did the world just discover the Internet in 2015? </p>
        

            
            

                
                
                    <p><a href="https://theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm.tumblr.com/post/173212271752/libertarirynn-since-net-neutrality-is-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173211263389/since-net-neutrality-is-in-the-news-again-its" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Since โ€œnet neutralityโ€œ is in the news again itโ€™s timely to bring this back up.</p></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DnqJDW_s93rc"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nqJDW_s93rc?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGGJMwvZKueY"><iframe width="540" height="304" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GGJMwvZKueY?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><p>Sorry, <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mZHrjydhp9oUbxMGBDJA8rw">@libertarirynn</a>, youโ€™re usually awesome, butโ€ฆ youโ€™re barking up the wrong tree with this one, and PSA Sitch covered some of the bullshit covered by Rageoholic.</p>
<p>Firstly, Net Neutrality isnโ€™t someย โ€œunexplained, undefinedโ€ thing like Rageoholic, itโ€™s a specific set of parameters that essentially goes as:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><i>i. <b>Transparency.</b> Fixed and mobile broadband providers <b>must disclose the network management practices, performance characteristics, and terms and conditions of their broadband services;</b></i></p>
<p><i>ii. <b>No blocking</b>. Fixed broadband providers <b>may not block lawful content, applications, services, or non-harmful devices; mobile broadband providers may not block lawful websites, or block applications that compete with their voice or video telephony services</b>; and </i></p>
<p><i>iii. <b>No unreasonable discrimination</b>. Fixed broadband providersย <b>may not unreasonably discriminate in transmitting lawful network traffic</b>. </i></p>
</blockquote>
<p>I know you donโ€™t want the government to overtake literally everything in our daily lives, but the trouble is, when we <b>let </b>private corporations have their hand at doing their own regulations, they decide that itโ€™s much more valuable to <b>throttle internet traffic to other P2P services</b>ย and create <b>monopolies</b> instead of playing fair.</p>
<p>I mean, as a capitalist, you do realize that monopolies never help anyone, right?</p>
</blockquote><p>Iโ€™m sorry did the world just discover the Internet in 2015? </p>: SAVE THE
 INTERNET
 Coogle
 Save the Internet
 SAVE THE
 INTERNET
 ใ€โ– Neutrality
<p><a href="https://theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm.tumblr.com/post/173212271752/libertarirynn-since-net-neutrality-is-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173211263389/since-net-neutrality-is-in-the-news-again-its" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Since โ€œnet neutralityโ€œ is in the news again itโ€™s timely to bring this back up.</p></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DnqJDW_s93rc"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nqJDW_s93rc?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGGJMwvZKueY"><iframe width="540" height="304" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GGJMwvZKueY?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><p>Sorry, <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mZHrjydhp9oUbxMGBDJA8rw">@libertarirynn</a>, youโ€™re usually awesome, butโ€ฆ youโ€™re barking up the wrong tree with this one, and PSA Sitch covered some of the bullshit covered by Rageoholic.</p>
<p>Firstly, Net Neutrality isnโ€™t someย โ€œunexplained, undefinedโ€ thing like Rageoholic, itโ€™s a specific set of parameters that essentially goes as:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><i>i. <b>Transparency.</b> Fixed and mobile broadband providers <b>must disclose the network management practices, performance characteristics, and terms and conditions of their broadband services;</b></i></p>
<p><i>ii. <b>No blocking</b>. Fixed broadband providers <b>may not block lawful content, applications, services, or non-harmful devices; mobile broadband providers may not block lawful websites, or block applications that compete with their voice or video telephony services</b>; and </i></p>
<p><i>iii. <b>No unreasonable discrimination</b>. Fixed broadband providersย <b>may not unreasonably discriminate in transmitting lawful network traffic</b>. </i></p>
</blockquote>
<p>I know you donโ€™t want the government to overtake literally everything in our daily lives, but the trouble is, when we <b>let </b>private corporations have their hand at doing their own regulations, they decide that itโ€™s much more valuable to <b>throttle internet traffic to other P2P services</b>ย and create <b>monopolies</b> instead of playing fair.</p>
<p>I mean, as a capitalist, you do realize that monopolies never help anyone, right?</p>
</blockquote><p>Iโ€™m sorry did the world just discover the Internet in 2015? </p>
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        smatter:
masked-up:

witchywaterstone:

squided:

*digs these screenshots up from the depths of 2011 because Iโ€™m still amazed at the stupidity*


Iโ€™m going to die


Holy fucking shit


No words 
: stay away from my gf. she dont
 like u nd u annoy her dont
 message her anymore.
 Who is this?? And who is your
 girlfriend?
 its monica idiot wtf is wrong
 with u tryin 2 steal someone gf
 get your own fuckin loser
 Uhm Monica F? Like the girl I
 work with? Like the girl thatl
 message once every few weeks
 to ask if she can cover my
 shift????
 yeah ik how guys work u act like
 its just 4 work but I seen the
 messages u want to fck her and
 im tellin u to back the fck off
 before I beat ur lonely ass

 Dude... Firstly, you're an over
 controlling idiot if you criticize
 every guy she ever talks to and
 secondly... How do I put this... I
 have a boyfriend. As in... A
 relationship... With a guy.
 yeah of course u do. you just
 say that so i dont beat ur ass 4
 tryin 2 hit up my girl.

 This is my boyfriend. We are in
 a gay relationship. We go on
 gay dates and we gay kiss each
 other. We sometimes lay in bed
 and gay cuddle together. Are
 you getting the hint yet??????

 k ya i get it but do u really gotta
 be all up in my face about it? I
 got nuthin against gay people
 but u dont gotta throw ur
 sexuality in my face js dude :/
 Message
smatter:
masked-up:

witchywaterstone:

squided:

*digs these screenshots up from the depths of 2011 because Iโ€™m still amazed at the stupidity*


Iโ€™m going to die


Holy fucking shit


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                    smatter:
masked-up:

witchywaterstone:

squided:

*digs these screenshots up from the depths of 2011 because Iโ€™m still amazed at the stupidity*


Iโ€™m going to die


Holy fucking shit


No words 
: stay away from my gf. she dont
 like u nd u annoy her dont
 message her anymore.
 Who is this?? And who is your
 girlfriend?
 its monica idiot wtf is wrong
 with u tryin 2 steal someone gf
 get your own fuckin loser
 Uhm Monica F? Like the girl I
 work with? Like the girl thatl
 message once every few weeks
 to ask if she can cover my
 shift????
 yeah ik how guys work u act like
 its just 4 work but I seen the
 messages u want to fck her and
 im tellin u to back the fck off
 before I beat ur lonely ass

 Dude... Firstly, you're an over
 controlling idiot if you criticize
 every guy she ever talks to and
 secondly... How do I put this... I
 have a boyfriend. As in... A
 relationship... With a guy.
 yeah of course u do. you just
 say that so i dont beat ur ass 4
 tryin 2 hit up my girl.

 This is my boyfriend. We are in
 a gay relationship. We go on
 gay dates and we gay kiss each
 other. We sometimes lay in bed
 and gay cuddle together. Are
 you getting the hint yet??????

 k ya i get it but do u really gotta
 be all up in my face about it? I
 got nuthin against gay people
 but u dont gotta throw ur
 sexuality in my face js dude :/
 Message
smatter:
masked-up:

witchywaterstone:

squided:

*digs these screenshots up from the depths of 2011 because Iโ€™m still amazed at the stupidity*


Iโ€™m going to die


Holy fucking shit


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charlesoberonn:

jelloapocalypse:

These bother me sometimes.
We all start as literal useless babies. No one gets a magic ticket that makes them better at anything. If someone says theyย โ€œnever practiceโ€ itโ€™s probably because they like doing the skill and see it as a fun use of their time instead ofย โ€œpracticeโ€.


I will qualify this a small but I think important amount, because what it is is actually complicated:ย 
Some peopleโ€™s brains and nervous systems are wired for better hand-eye coordination. Some peopleโ€™s brains and nervous systems are wired for better pattern recognition. Or translations of audio input. Or whatever.ย 
What this does is combine with @jelloapocalypseโ€˜s EXTREMELY WELL-OBSERVED COMMENT (If someone says they โ€œnever practiceโ€ itโ€™s probably because they like doing the skill and see it as a fun use of their time instead of โ€œpracticeโ€.) in a way that can be both invisible and give this kind of person a massive leg up while being really discouragingย to someone who doesnโ€™t have that wiring.ย 
It doesnโ€™tย get to the actual original comicโ€™s level ofย โ€œoh I just started hereโ€. But letโ€™s take two people called Riley and Kennedy, and weโ€™ll do singing, since thatโ€™s what I teach.ย 
Riley and Kennedy have exactly the same kind of background: parents who listen to the radio sometimes, the usual social stuff around popular music of whatever genre, etc, but no formal training. Neither of them sings in a church choir, neither of them falls into a formal disability category, whatever.ย 
The first time Riley shows up in my studio and we sing a really simple song I use as a diagnostic, she gets it mostly right. She can follow the tune; she can hear pitch, and it takes very little work for her to chivvy her voice into matching that pitch as long as thereโ€™s not something pulling her off. (In other words: as long as Iโ€™m singing the same notes as her and playing them on the piano, and as long a she can hear both herself and those notes).ย 
For Riley the lesson is really fun and validating and she goes home and sings along to her own music for a while and comes back next week with six songs she wants to try learning. And most of her lessons are like that: pretty easy positive feedback. That means Rileyย โ€œpracticesโ€ a lot in exactly the way @jelloapocalypse describes, even if she doesnโ€™t think sheโ€™s actually practicing (that is, sitting down to sing the songs weโ€™re working on together in a systematic way) at all.ย 
In contrast, the first time Kennedy comes to my studio, she struggles. Itโ€™s harder for her to hear the difference between notes, and itโ€™s much harder for her to make her voice actually match the pitch she wants to sing at. When we pull out the diagnostic tune, she mostly manages to drone a few clusters of semi-tones, and while she can hear that sheโ€™s Off, itโ€™s actually very hard for her to tell HOW sheโ€™s off, or what she should do to correct it.ย 
In most cases, for Kennedy, lessons - and in fact the overall experience of singing - is not fun. Itโ€™s not validating. Itโ€™s a whole process of Not Being Good, of Doing Things Wrong, and given the way humans are often in casual situations being laughed at. When Kennedy goes home she doesnโ€™t sing along with any music she plays: she keeps her lips pressed together and at best enjoys other people singing (and maybe feels envious and demeaned because she canโ€™t do it).ย 
Now the thing is, the practicalย โ€œskillโ€ difference for Riley and Kennedy here at the beginning is minimal. But the Rileys will tend (if they like what theyโ€™re doing) to ROCKET UP THE SKILL LEVEL, because of theย โ€œpractice is fun so itโ€™s just the thing I doโ€ - because there is always a bunch of validation and positive reinforcement in the act of doing whatever it is, be it doodling or singing or math.ย 
The Kennedys wonโ€™t. In fact if theyโ€™re not lucky enough to have a goodย teacher, and one who can put a lot of this into perspective for them, they will tend to be inhibited. The worst time is when a Riley and a Kennedy are friends and sign up to learn together, and Riley takes off and Kennedyโ€™s left sitting there feeling like sheโ€™s somehow Deeply Flawed.ย 
ย And in fact the whole Doctrine ofย โ€œItโ€™s Just About How Hard You Workโ€ will in and of itself become part of what inhibits them, because they will watch the Rileys - and even the Annas, Anna in this metaphor being the Totally Normal Student who never really exists - grasp things faster than they do, even if they ARE working hard. And this will HAPPEN. They will watch this reality happen in front of them โ€ฆ and then people say to themย โ€œoh, itโ€™s all about how hard you work, dear.โ€ And itโ€™s like being gaslit. (Well, to be fair: it IS being gaslit, just without malice intended on the part of the people doing it.)ย 
And that message is horribly horribly toxic: here Kennedy is, and she IS working hard, but sheโ€™s still not progressing as fast as Riley or Anna no matter what she does! But itโ€™s All About Hard Work, right? So that must mean that no matter how hard she THINKS sheโ€™s working, sheโ€™s actually just lazy, or doesnโ€™t want it enough. Itโ€™s clearly a moral flaw in her.ย 
I actually have, personally, really good luck with teaching the Kennedys because I literally have this conversation with them when they come to my studio. I actually outright tell them: firstly, anyone who has working vocal chords can sing. Anyone who has working vocal chords and the ability to distinguish audio pitch can even sing on key in tune! But some people have an easy time learning this and some people have a hard time, and sometimes which it is has some relationship to, say,ย โ€œearly exposure to musicโ€ or whatever but sometimes it seems to be utterly fucking random - pure luck of the draw.ย 
You CAN SING. The capability is there. And if you want to we will find out how to make it happen. It might not happen as fast as for some other person, it might take more work, it might take more care, but thatโ€™s okay: thatโ€™s not your fault, that doesnโ€™t mean youโ€™re NOT working hard, but it does mean that here at the beginning we do things like recalibrate victories, we make your progress about YOU, not about Riley or Anna.ย 
But Iโ€™m also not going to gaslight you or make you feel like youโ€™re either delusional or somehow especially So Terrible You Donโ€™t Fit In The Rest Of The World: sure, Iโ€™ve got some Riley-types who walk in here, noodle around, and we go on to Art Songs. They exist.ย 
So what? Tall people exist. People with broad shoulders exist. People with dark hair exist. Physical embodiment and neurology hand out luck of the genetic roulette with no interest in outcomes. If youโ€™re born blonde, itโ€™s always going to take more work for you to have brown hair than someone born with brown hair, but much like dyeing your hair to match what you want, we can train the muscles of your voice and the neural pathways for hearing to do what you want.ย 
The differences between Rileys and Kennedys are very small. If Riley didnโ€™t discover she liked singing and Kennedy worked at it for years then no, Riley would notย โ€œstart outโ€ as good as Kennedy is after those years. And you can be Riley and if you DONโ€™T do the fucking work, the Annas of the world especially will blast past you and leave you in the dust.ย 
But on the other hand the Rileys get this wonderful cycle of positive reinforcement that does often start from a place of their coincidental physical embodiment giving them a slight leg up. And pretending thatโ€™s not the case does a big disservice to the Kennedys.ย 
We just absolutely do need to reframe that for what it is (a tiny fundamental difference and then a HELL OF A LOT OFย โ€œthis is fun so I practice more so I get more validation so I -โ€ and more or less no moral meaning at all), what it doesnโ€™t mean, and how to compensate for it.ย 
: SKILL
 HARD
 WORK
 TO ACHIEVE A LEVEL
 OF SKILL IN ANYTHING
 YOU HAVE TO STAND ON
 A PILLAR OF HARD WORK.
 OH, I JUST
 STARTED
 HERE
 TALENT & I HARD
 WORK
 TALENTHARD
 WORK
 owLTURD.com
violent-darts:

charlesoberonn:

jelloapocalypse:

These bother me sometimes.
We all start as literal useless babies. No one gets a magic ticket that makes them better at anything. If someone says theyย โ€œnever practiceโ€ itโ€™s probably because they like doing the skill and see it as a fun use of their time instead ofย โ€œpracticeโ€.


I will qualify this a small but I think important amount, because what it is is actually complicated:ย 
Some peopleโ€™s brains and nervous systems are wired for better hand-eye coordination. Some peopleโ€™s brains and nervous systems are wired for better pattern recognition. Or translations of audio input. Or whatever.ย 
What this does is combine with @jelloapocalypseโ€˜s EXTREMELY WELL-OBSERVED COMMENT (If someone says they โ€œnever practiceโ€ itโ€™s probably because they like doing the skill and see it as a fun use of their time instead of โ€œpracticeโ€.) in a way that can be both invisible and give this kind of person a massive leg up while being really discouragingย to someone who doesnโ€™t have that wiring.ย 
It doesnโ€™tย get to the actual original comicโ€™s level ofย โ€œoh I just started hereโ€. But letโ€™s take two people called Riley and Kennedy, and weโ€™ll do singing, since thatโ€™s what I teach.ย 
Riley and Kennedy have exactly the same kind of background: parents who listen to the radio sometimes, the usual social stuff around popular music of whatever genre, etc, but no formal training. Neither of them sings in a church choir, neither of them falls into a formal disability category, whatever.ย 
The first time Riley shows up in my studio and we sing a really simple song I use as a diagnostic, she gets it mostly right. She can follow the tune; she can hear pitch, and it takes very little work for her to chivvy her voice into matching that pitch as long as thereโ€™s not something pulling her off. (In other words: as long as Iโ€™m singing the same notes as her and playing them on the piano, and as long a she can hear both herself and those notes).ย 
For Riley the lesson is really fun and validating and she goes home and sings along to her own music for a while and comes back next week with six songs she wants to try learning. And most of her lessons are like that: pretty easy positive feedback. That means Rileyย โ€œpracticesโ€ a lot in exactly the way @jelloapocalypse describes, even if she doesnโ€™t think sheโ€™s actually practicing (that is, sitting down to sing the songs weโ€™re working on together in a systematic way) at all.ย 
In contrast, the first time Kennedy comes to my studio, she struggles. Itโ€™s harder for her to hear the difference between notes, and itโ€™s much harder for her to make her voice actually match the pitch she wants to sing at. When we pull out the diagnostic tune, she mostly manages to drone a few clusters of semi-tones, and while she can hear that sheโ€™s Off, itโ€™s actually very hard for her to tell HOW sheโ€™s off, or what she should do to correct it.ย 
In most cases, for Kennedy, lessons - and in fact the overall experience of singing - is not fun. Itโ€™s not validating. Itโ€™s a whole process of Not Being Good, of Doing Things Wrong, and given the way humans are often in casual situations being laughed at. When Kennedy goes home she doesnโ€™t sing along with any music she plays: she keeps her lips pressed together and at best enjoys other people singing (and maybe feels envious and demeaned because she canโ€™t do it).ย 
Now the thing is, the practicalย โ€œskillโ€ difference for Riley and Kennedy here at the beginning is minimal. But the Rileys will tend (if they like what theyโ€™re doing) to ROCKET UP THE SKILL LEVEL, because of theย โ€œpractice is fun so itโ€™s just the thing I doโ€ - because there is always a bunch of validation and positive reinforcement in the act of doing whatever it is, be it doodling or singing or math.ย 
The Kennedys wonโ€™t. In fact if theyโ€™re not lucky enough to have a goodย teacher, and one who can put a lot of this into perspective for them, they will tend to be inhibited. The worst time is when a Riley and a Kennedy are friends and sign up to learn together, and Riley takes off and Kennedyโ€™s left sitting there feeling like sheโ€™s somehow Deeply Flawed.ย 
ย And in fact the whole Doctrine ofย โ€œItโ€™s Just About How Hard You Workโ€ will in and of itself become part of what inhibits them, because they will watch the Rileys - and even the Annas, Anna in this metaphor being the Totally Normal Student who never really exists - grasp things faster than they do, even if they ARE working hard. And this will HAPPEN. They will watch this reality happen in front of them โ€ฆ and then people say to themย โ€œoh, itโ€™s all about how hard you work, dear.โ€ And itโ€™s like being gaslit. (Well, to be fair: it IS being gaslit, just without malice intended on the part of the people doing it.)ย 
And that message is horribly horribly toxic: here Kennedy is, and she IS working hard, but sheโ€™s still not progressing as fast as Riley or Anna no matter what she does! But itโ€™s All About Hard Work, right? So that must mean that no matter how hard she THINKS sheโ€™s working, sheโ€™s actually just lazy, or doesnโ€™t want it enough. Itโ€™s clearly a moral flaw in her.ย 
I actually have, personally, really good luck with teaching the Kennedys because I literally have this conversation with them when they come to my studio. I actually outright tell them: firstly, anyone who has working vocal chords can sing. Anyone who has working vocal chords and the ability to distinguish audio pitch can even sing on key in tune! But some people have an easy time learning this and some people have a hard time, and sometimes which it is has some relationship to, say,ย โ€œearly exposure to musicโ€ or whatever but sometimes it seems to be utterly fucking random - pure luck of the draw.ย 
You CAN SING. The capability is there. And if you want to we will find out how to make it happen. It might not happen as fast as for some other person, it might take more work, it might take more care, but thatโ€™s okay: thatโ€™s not your fault, that doesnโ€™t mean youโ€™re NOT working hard, but it does mean that here at the beginning we do things like recalibrate victories, we make your progress about YOU, not about Riley or Anna.ย 
But Iโ€™m also not going to gaslight you or make you feel like youโ€™re either delusional or somehow especially So Terrible You Donโ€™t Fit In The Rest Of The World: sure, Iโ€™ve got some Riley-types who walk in here, noodle around, and we go on to Art Songs. They exist.ย 
So what? Tall people exist. People with broad shoulders exist. People with dark hair exist. Physical embodiment and neurology hand out luck of the genetic roulette with no interest in outcomes. If youโ€™re born blonde, itโ€™s always going to take more work for you to have brown hair than someone born with brown hair, but much like dyeing your hair to match what you want, we can train the muscles of your voice and the neural pathways for hearing to do what you want.ย 
The differences between Rileys and Kennedys are very small. If Riley didnโ€™t discover she liked singing and Kennedy worked at it for years then no, Riley would notย โ€œstart outโ€ as good as Kennedy is after those years. And you can be Riley and if you DONโ€™T do the fucking work, the Annas of the world especially will blast past you and leave you in the dust.ย 
But on the other hand the Rileys get this wonderful cycle of positive reinforcement that does often start from a place of their coincidental physical embodiment giving them a slight leg up. And pretending thatโ€™s not the case does a big disservice to the Kennedys.ย 
We just absolutely do need to reframe that for what it is (a tiny fundamental difference and then a HELL OF A LOT OFย โ€œthis is fun so I practice more so I get more validation so I -โ€ and more or less no moral meaning at all), what it doesnโ€™t mean, and how to compensate for it.ย 

        

            
            

                
                
                    violent-darts:

charlesoberonn:

jelloapocalypse:

These bother me sometimes.
We all start as literal useless babies. No one gets a magic ticket that makes them better at anything. If someone says theyย โ€œnever practiceโ€ itโ€™s probably because they like doing the skill and see it as a fun use of their time instead ofย โ€œpracticeโ€.


I will qualify this a small but I think important amount, because what it is is actually complicated:ย 
Some peopleโ€™s brains and nervous systems are wired for better hand-eye coordination. Some peopleโ€™s brains and nervous systems are wired for better pattern recognition. Or translations of audio input. Or whatever.ย 
What this does is combine with @jelloapocalypseโ€˜s EXTREMELY WELL-OBSERVED COMMENT (If someone says they โ€œnever practiceโ€ itโ€™s probably because they like doing the skill and see it as a fun use of their time instead of โ€œpracticeโ€.) in a way that can be both invisible and give this kind of person a massive leg up while being really discouragingย to someone who doesnโ€™t have that wiring.ย 
It doesnโ€™tย get to the actual original comicโ€™s level ofย โ€œoh I just started hereโ€. But letโ€™s take two people called Riley and Kennedy, and weโ€™ll do singing, since thatโ€™s what I teach.ย 
Riley and Kennedy have exactly the same kind of background: parents who listen to the radio sometimes, the usual social stuff around popular music of whatever genre, etc, but no formal training. Neither of them sings in a church choir, neither of them falls into a formal disability category, whatever.ย 
The first time Riley shows up in my studio and we sing a really simple song I use as a diagnostic, she gets it mostly right. She can follow the tune; she can hear pitch, and it takes very little work for her to chivvy her voice into matching that pitch as long as thereโ€™s not something pulling her off. (In other words: as long as Iโ€™m singing the same notes as her and playing them on the piano, and as long a she can hear both herself and those notes).ย 
For Riley the lesson is really fun and validating and she goes home and sings along to her own music for a while and comes back next week with six songs she wants to try learning. And most of her lessons are like that: pretty easy positive feedback. That means Rileyย โ€œpracticesโ€ a lot in exactly the way @jelloapocalypse describes, even if she doesnโ€™t think sheโ€™s actually practicing (that is, sitting down to sing the songs weโ€™re working on together in a systematic way) at all.ย 
In contrast, the first time Kennedy comes to my studio, she struggles. Itโ€™s harder for her to hear the difference between notes, and itโ€™s much harder for her to make her voice actually match the pitch she wants to sing at. When we pull out the diagnostic tune, she mostly manages to drone a few clusters of semi-tones, and while she can hear that sheโ€™s Off, itโ€™s actually very hard for her to tell HOW sheโ€™s off, or what she should do to correct it.ย 
In most cases, for Kennedy, lessons - and in fact the overall experience of singing - is not fun. Itโ€™s not validating. Itโ€™s a whole process of Not Being Good, of Doing Things Wrong, and given the way humans are often in casual situations being laughed at. When Kennedy goes home she doesnโ€™t sing along with any music she plays: she keeps her lips pressed together and at best enjoys other people singing (and maybe feels envious and demeaned because she canโ€™t do it).ย 
Now the thing is, the practicalย โ€œskillโ€ difference for Riley and Kennedy here at the beginning is minimal. But the Rileys will tend (if they like what theyโ€™re doing) to ROCKET UP THE SKILL LEVEL, because of theย โ€œpractice is fun so itโ€™s just the thing I doโ€ - because there is always a bunch of validation and positive reinforcement in the act of doing whatever it is, be it doodling or singing or math.ย 
The Kennedys wonโ€™t. In fact if theyโ€™re not lucky enough to have a goodย teacher, and one who can put a lot of this into perspective for them, they will tend to be inhibited. The worst time is when a Riley and a Kennedy are friends and sign up to learn together, and Riley takes off and Kennedyโ€™s left sitting there feeling like sheโ€™s somehow Deeply Flawed.ย 
ย And in fact the whole Doctrine ofย โ€œItโ€™s Just About How Hard You Workโ€ will in and of itself become part of what inhibits them, because they will watch the Rileys - and even the Annas, Anna in this metaphor being the Totally Normal Student who never really exists - grasp things faster than they do, even if they ARE working hard. And this will HAPPEN. They will watch this reality happen in front of them โ€ฆ and then people say to themย โ€œoh, itโ€™s all about how hard you work, dear.โ€ And itโ€™s like being gaslit. (Well, to be fair: it IS being gaslit, just without malice intended on the part of the people doing it.)ย 
And that message is horribly horribly toxic: here Kennedy is, and she IS working hard, but sheโ€™s still not progressing as fast as Riley or Anna no matter what she does! But itโ€™s All About Hard Work, right? So that must mean that no matter how hard she THINKS sheโ€™s working, sheโ€™s actually just lazy, or doesnโ€™t want it enough. Itโ€™s clearly a moral flaw in her.ย 
I actually have, personally, really good luck with teaching the Kennedys because I literally have this conversation with them when they come to my studio. I actually outright tell them: firstly, anyone who has working vocal chords can sing. Anyone who has working vocal chords and the ability to distinguish audio pitch can even sing on key in tune! But some people have an easy time learning this and some people have a hard time, and sometimes which it is has some relationship to, say,ย โ€œearly exposure to musicโ€ or whatever but sometimes it seems to be utterly fucking random - pure luck of the draw.ย 
You CAN SING. The capability is there. And if you want to we will find out how to make it happen. It might not happen as fast as for some other person, it might take more work, it might take more care, but thatโ€™s okay: thatโ€™s not your fault, that doesnโ€™t mean youโ€™re NOT working hard, but it does mean that here at the beginning we do things like recalibrate victories, we make your progress about YOU, not about Riley or Anna.ย 
But Iโ€™m also not going to gaslight you or make you feel like youโ€™re either delusional or somehow especially So Terrible You Donโ€™t Fit In The Rest Of The World: sure, Iโ€™ve got some Riley-types who walk in here, noodle around, and we go on to Art Songs. They exist.ย 
So what? Tall people exist. People with broad shoulders exist. People with dark hair exist. Physical embodiment and neurology hand out luck of the genetic roulette with no interest in outcomes. If youโ€™re born blonde, itโ€™s always going to take more work for you to have brown hair than someone born with brown hair, but much like dyeing your hair to match what you want, we can train the muscles of your voice and the neural pathways for hearing to do what you want.ย 
The differences between Rileys and Kennedys are very small. If Riley didnโ€™t discover she liked singing and Kennedy worked at it for years then no, Riley would notย โ€œstart outโ€ as good as Kennedy is after those years. And you can be Riley and if you DONโ€™T do the fucking work, the Annas of the world especially will blast past you and leave you in the dust.ย 
But on the other hand the Rileys get this wonderful cycle of positive reinforcement that does often start from a place of their coincidental physical embodiment giving them a slight leg up. And pretending thatโ€™s not the case does a big disservice to the Kennedys.ย 
We just absolutely do need to reframe that for what it is (a tiny fundamental difference and then a HELL OF A LOT OFย โ€œthis is fun so I practice more so I get more validation so I -โ€ and more or less no moral meaning at all), what it doesnโ€™t mean, and how to compensate for it.ย 
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violent-darts:

charlesoberonn:

jelloapocalypse:

These bother me sometimes.
We all start as literal useless babies. No one gets a magic ticket that makes them better at anything. If someone says theyย โ€œnever practiceโ€ itโ€™s probably because they like doing the skill and see it as a fun use of their time instead ofย โ€œpracticeโ€.


I will qualify this a small but I think important amount, because what it is is actually complicated:ย 
Some peopleโ€™s brains and nervous systems are wired for better hand-eye coordination. Some peopleโ€™s brains and nervous systems are wired for better pattern recognition. Or translations of audio input. Or whatever.ย 
What this does is combine with @jelloapocalypseโ€˜s EXTREMELY WELL-OBSERVED COMMENT (If someone says they โ€œnever practiceโ€ itโ€™s probably because they like doing the skill and see it as a fun use of their time instead of โ€œpracticeโ€.) in a way that can be both invisible and give this kind of person a massive leg up while being really discouragingย to someone who doesnโ€™t have that wiring.ย 
It doesnโ€™tย get to the actual original comicโ€™s level ofย โ€œoh I just started hereโ€. But letโ€™s take two people called Riley and Kennedy, and weโ€™ll do singing, since thatโ€™s what I teach.ย 
Riley and Kennedy have exactly the same kind of background: parents who listen to the radio sometimes, the usual social stuff around popular music of whatever genre, etc, but no formal training. Neither of them sings in a church choir, neither of them falls into a formal disability category, whatever.ย 
The first time Riley shows up in my studio and we sing a really simple song I use as a diagnostic, she gets it mostly right. She can follow the tune; she can hear pitch, and it takes very little work for her to chivvy her voice into matching that pitch as long as thereโ€™s not something pulling her off. (In other words: as long as Iโ€™m singing the same notes as her and playing them on the piano, and as long a she can hear both herself and those notes).ย 
For Riley the lesson is really fun and validating and she goes home and sings along to her own music for a while and comes back next week with six songs she wants to try learning. And most of her lessons are like that: pretty easy positive feedback. That means Rileyย โ€œpracticesโ€ a lot in exactly the way @jelloapocalypse describes, even if she doesnโ€™t think sheโ€™s actually practicing (that is, sitting down to sing the songs weโ€™re working on together in a systematic way) at all.ย 
In contrast, the first time Kennedy comes to my studio, she struggles. Itโ€™s harder for her to hear the difference between notes, and itโ€™s much harder for her to make her voice actually match the pitch she wants to sing at. When we pull out the diagnostic tune, she mostly manages to drone a few clusters of semi-tones, and while she can hear that sheโ€™s Off, itโ€™s actually very hard for her to tell HOW sheโ€™s off, or what she should do to correct it.ย 
In most cases, for Kennedy, lessons - and in fact the overall experience of singing - is not fun. Itโ€™s not validating. Itโ€™s a whole process of Not Being Good, of Doing Things Wrong, and given the way humans are often in casual situations being laughed at. When Kennedy goes home she doesnโ€™t sing along with any music she plays: she keeps her lips pressed together and at best enjoys other people singing (and maybe feels envious and demeaned because she canโ€™t do it).ย 
Now the thing is, the practicalย โ€œskillโ€ difference for Riley and Kennedy here at the beginning is minimal. But the Rileys will tend (if they like what theyโ€™re doing) to ROCKET UP THE SKILL LEVEL, because of theย โ€œpractice is fun so itโ€™s just the thing I doโ€ - because there is always a bunch of validation and positive reinforcement in the act of doing whatever it is, be it doodling or singing or math.ย 
The Kennedys wonโ€™t. In fact if theyโ€™re not lucky enough to have a goodย teacher, and one who can put a lot of this into perspective for them, they will tend to be inhibited. The worst time is when a Riley and a Kennedy are friends and sign up to learn together, and Riley takes off and Kennedyโ€™s left sitting there feeling like sheโ€™s somehow Deeply Flawed.ย 
ย And in fact the whole Doctrine ofย โ€œItโ€™s Just About How Hard You Workโ€ will in and of itself become part of what inhibits them, because they will watch the Rileys - and even the Annas, Anna in this metaphor being the Totally Normal Student who never really exists - grasp things faster than they do, even if they ARE working hard. And this will HAPPEN. They will watch this reality happen in front of them โ€ฆ and then people say to themย โ€œoh, itโ€™s all about how hard you work, dear.โ€ And itโ€™s like being gaslit. (Well, to be fair: it IS being gaslit, just without malice intended on the part of the people doing it.)ย 
And that message is horribly horribly toxic: here Kennedy is, and she IS working hard, but sheโ€™s still not progressing as fast as Riley or Anna no matter what she does! But itโ€™s All About Hard Work, right? So that must mean that no matter how hard she THINKS sheโ€™s working, sheโ€™s actually just lazy, or doesnโ€™t want it enough. Itโ€™s clearly a moral flaw in her.ย 
I actually have, personally, really good luck with teaching the Kennedys because I literally have this conversation with them when they come to my studio. I actually outright tell them: firstly, anyone who has working vocal chords can sing. Anyone who has working vocal chords and the ability to distinguish audio pitch can even sing on key in tune! But some people have an easy time learning this and some people have a hard time, and sometimes which it is has some relationship to, say,ย โ€œearly exposure to musicโ€ or whatever but sometimes it seems to be utterly fucking random - pure luck of the draw.ย 
You CAN SING. The capability is there. And if you want to we will find out how to make it happen. It might not happen as fast as for some other person, it might take more work, it might take more care, but thatโ€™s okay: thatโ€™s not your fault, that doesnโ€™t mean youโ€™re NOT working hard, but it does mean that here at the beginning we do things like recalibrate victories, we make your progress about YOU, not about Riley or Anna.ย 
But Iโ€™m also not going to gaslight you or make you feel like youโ€™re either delusional or somehow especially So Terrible You Donโ€™t Fit In The Rest Of The World: sure, Iโ€™ve got some Riley-types who walk in here, noodle around, and we go on to Art Songs. They exist.ย 
So what? Tall people exist. People with broad shoulders exist. People with dark hair exist. Physical embodiment and neurology hand out luck of the genetic roulette with no interest in outcomes. If youโ€™re born blonde, itโ€™s always going to take more work for you to have brown hair than someone born with brown hair, but much like dyeing your hair to match what you want, we can train the muscles of your voice and the neural pathways for hearing to do what you want.ย 
The differences between Rileys and Kennedys are very small. If Riley didnโ€™t discover she liked singing and Kennedy worked at it for years then no, Riley would notย โ€œstart outโ€ as good as Kennedy is after those years. And you can be Riley and if you DONโ€™T do the fucking work, the Annas of the world especially will blast past you and leave you in the dust.ย 
But on the other hand the Rileys get this wonderful cycle of positive reinforcement that does often start from a place of their coincidental physical embodiment giving them a slight leg up. And pretending thatโ€™s not the case does a big disservice to the Kennedys.ย 
We just absolutely do need to reframe that for what it is (a tiny fundamental difference and then a HELL OF A LOT OFย โ€œthis is fun so I practice more so I get more validation so I -โ€ and more or less no moral meaning at all), what it doesnโ€™t mean, and how to compensate for it.ย 

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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